Chapter 25 Unable to protect oneself
The thinner one asked the chubby one, "What about you?" Which is your daughter-in-law? ”
The slightly chubby pointed to the tall woman sitting on the sofa waiting for the experiment, and asked proudly, "How is it?" ”
"Well, it's not bad, like a movie star." The slightly thin touched his chin and asked quietly, "You two are okay with that, right?" ”
The slightly chubby smiled and said, "The two of us are brothers and two brothers who are more like cocks, and I can't remember it for ten days and a half, but I'm fucking addicted these days." ”
The slightly thinner one almost pressed his face to the slightly chubby face: "What's the matter?" Your daughter-in-law is also sloppy when she comes home? ”
The slightly fat sighed heavily and said, "I just hit the hammer with your daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law is lying in the bed, and she is still wearing heavy makeup." ”
The slightly thinner said with envy: "How good is that! Your daughter-in-law respects you so much and always presents the best image to you. ”
The slightly fat face wrinkled like a bitter gourd, and said with a sad face: "Forget it, I've been married for five years, and only when I take a bath can I see her true face of Lushan, which is also counted, the key is that when Hei Geng woke up in the middle of the night, he opened his eyes, and suddenly saw a zombie face like a hanged ghost lying next to him, and he was so scared that his eggs were pulled up, and he dared to think about it?" ”
The slightly fat man breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay now, it's morning to wake up from a nightmare." ”
The slightly thinner said: "You must be kind to your daughter-in-law in the future, now I am afraid that my wife will not be ashamed, and I am afraid that my wife will have something to eat." ”
The slightly fat one said, "Then you need to prepare some digestive aids, and be careful not to eat again." ”
The slightly thinner said, "I'm willing to eat too." ”
The little man on the side couldn't listen to it anymore, and tilted his neck and scolded: "Mother's feet, look at you two cheaply, so comfortable!" Then you two don't live in it all day, and the head will give you a kind of clip! ”
The two tall men quit, one left and one right rushed at the little man, and the slightly chubby one on the left shouted angrily: "Our brothers are talking about their daughter-in-law, and your eggs hurt, grandma is a bear, aren't you a dog biting a mouse and meddling?" ”
"It's just that Lao Tzu's egg hurts, what do you want." The little man's head twisted like a crooked machine gun, and his face was unconvinced.
"Oh, I'm looking at the fault today, look at this posture, it's to force Lao Tzu to be powerful!" The slightly thin rolled up his arms and sleeves, and was ready to pounce on the little man.
Suddenly, there was a strange noise outside, and the clattering, slightly chubby eyes only glanced out, squeaking like a rabbit into the corner.
The slightly chubby one squatted in the corner, squeezed his eyebrows at the slightly thin one, waved his hands and shouted at him: "Come here!" ”
In fact, it's not a shout, the slightly fat one just puts on a lip sync, and the voice is so small that he can't hear it.
The slightly thinner one thought that he was a little fat was frightened by the little man, and pinched his waist to be a hero: "Damn, the two of us can be regarded as pure masters who are tall, can we be afraid of his sassy pot, just kidding!" ”
The slightly fat one was really anxious, so he had to shout: "Come here quickly, something is wrong." ”
The slightly thinner looked around, but didn't find any suspicious movements, and reluctantly walked towards the slightly fatter one, tilted his neck and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
"Squat down." The slightly fat one screamed, and when he saw that the slightly thinner one hesitated, he pulled him into the corner.
"What's wrong?" The slightly thinner one asked again.
"You look outside."
The slightly thinner one looked out along the slightly fat fingers, and at the door of the beauty shop, twelve big men stood in two rows with five horses and spears, a black suit with black skin, and a murderous face.
There was a woman standing in the middle, with a red jacket, leather pants, snow-white boots wrapped to the root of her thighs, her face was miserable and white, and she looked like a Japanese girl on a dog day, pinching her waist, looking majestic.
"Running socially, right?" A little skinny asked.
"But isn't it, looking at this posture, eighty percent of them are here to smash the field."
The slightly thinner suddenly stood up and screamed, "No, I have to protect my daughter-in-law." ”
The slightly chubby one dragged the slightly thinner one down, stared at the slightly thinner one and roared: "You fuck, you don't know whether to live or die!" When is it now, you are still a mud bodhisattva to cross the river and protect your daughter-in-law? Protect the hair! ”
"Then what if my daughter-in-law is raped by those beasts outside?"
"Damn, your daughter-in-law is not a rice noodle jar, why is it possible to let others scoop a scoop?"
The slightly thinner one was even more anxious, and he was about to rush out when he jumped up, but the slightly chubby one pressed the slightly thinner one hard, and stretched out his hand to cover his mouth.
The slightly thin one was covered by the slightly fat one and rolled his eyes, struggled to pull away the slightly fat hand, and screamed: "You want to cover Lao Tzu to death!" ”
Then he muttered in a low voice, "Isn't it just a few little rascals and a woman!" What's the big deal, look at your cowardice. ”
"Women?" The slightly chubby glared and scolded, "Do you know what the this woman is called?" Sun Fang, the famous Sun Fang, and Sun Fang, who has one leg with the four young people in the city, have a kind of cough in front of her when you go out, and immediately cut off your eight and a half catties as a urinal. ”
As soon as he heard Sun Fang's name, he was a little thinner and honest.
Sun Fang pinched his waist and shouted to a round bald head beside him: "Old Ma, you go inside and see if there is anyone who can breathe, let him come out and talk back to me if there is a panting, how did the old lady offend them, and even didn't let the old lady do the experiment, isn't this a clear bully?" ”
The old horse rushed into the store violently, followed by two guards, the old horse bumped head to west, look at this, and then glared at that, and scolded dryly: "Fuck, is there anyone who can breathe?" Our eldest lady is waiting to talk to the chatter who can breathe. ”
The beauty shop was full of people who could gasp, but they didn't even dare to breathe, Yang Shu was simply scared stupid, his face was pale, and he asked Hua Qing beside him tremblingly: "Big brother, what should I do?" ”
Hua Qing was also a little nervous, but when he saw the poplar tree, a strong sense of responsibility immediately rose in his heart, after all, it was his own suggestion to selectively do the experiment of the permeable skin rejuvenation instrument, and now that there is a mess, he must not be a turtle with a shrunken head.
Hua Qing rubbed Yang Shu's head and said calmly: "Yang Shu, don't panic, let's see the situation." ”
Lao Ma walked around the beauty shop a few times, and yelled at the people in a strange way: "Damn, it turns out that there are all fucking clay figurines here, why don't you even have a breath?" ”
The old horse walked out of the beauty shop in a daze, walked to the door, turned his head and screamed: "Fuck, is there any gasping?" ”
As soon as Lao Ma stepped out of the threshold of the beauty shop, he shouted at Sun Fang in the distance: "Miss Sun, I've seen it, and there's not a pant in here." ”
Sun Fang sneered with a calm face: "Grandma, this is a meat battle with the old lady, old horse, how do you say this matter should be handled?" ”
The old horse screamed: "The old horse has a round head, you said that today is to hit the glass or the mud man, the old horse listens to Miss Sun." ”
"Okay, take your brothers and smash this beauty shop for me."