After getting off the bus, I received a text message from Liu Qian again: "Damin, it's me!" Liu Qian! I'm so embarrassed...... The phone was snatched by the crazy woman just now...... I can't beat her...... She's yelling to castrate you right now...... You...... Let's do it for ourselves and ask for more blessings...... Also, remember the flowers you promised me, if you forget, I will ignore you in the future! ”

The heart is big, the heart is really big! When is this, and she is still thinking about the flowers? Doesn't she know that my time is numbered?

My eldest brother, who has been using me as research material on the train, is still by my side, and is trying to persuade me to stay away from mao films, cherish life, and introduce me to their unit, saying that their unit has issued a lot of books on healthy thoughts, as long as I spend 1998, I can buy a set of books with profound ideas, healthy content, and great educational significance.

I said to him blankly, "Big brother, do you have a business card?" ”

The man squinted and handed me a business card: "It's also great that you have time to listen to the lectures!" ”

I said numbly, "Big brother, I don't have much time left!" We met once, and it was fate, if something really happened to me, let my relatives call you, you have to come and follow it! ”

The man stared at me for ten minutes, snatched the business card from my hand, ran away, and disappeared in a matter of seconds!

I took a sip: "Paralyzed, there are no good people in this world!" ”

Out of the train station, I went straight to the biggest flower shop in Coal City!

While mentally calculating how many people there were in the family, I said to my boss, "Give me a ...... Pile of roses, a bouquet of 11 flowers, I want to ...... Well, the Twelve Idiots, the Eight Great Biaoren, Wang Chongyang, the Thirteen Sons of Spring, the Seven Dwarfs, 120, He Brick's Family, Lao Zhao, Vice President Lin, Liu Tiezhu, Ma Yuer, the two protagonists Liu Qian, Su Diao...... Well, come thirty-seven bunches! ”

The boss's eyes changed when he looked at me: "Big brother, I won't tell you, I've been in this shop for more than ten years, and it's the first time I've seen someone like you!" I'm going, who are you women? There is also a person named Wang Chongyang? Twelve idiots? Eight big biao people? Liu Tiehammer? Lao Zhao? 120 Is this going to play the role of a nurse? Will Wang Chongyang play a classical beauty? Vice President Lin? Is this OL? Ma Yuer? Clear? What is the brick family? You didn't mean to bury experts, did you? I'll go, it's going to be good to call the hammer! Big brother, what do you do business? No, I can mix with you, to tell you the truth, I am just a daughter-in-law, and I look like Zhang Fei! ”

I dismissed the boss's thoughts: "I'm playing with my life, you know?" I accidentally hung up, do you think I'm having fun here? ”

The boss nodded: "Every industry has its own difficulties!" Big brother, take care! ”

I hired a tricycle to put the flowers on it, sat on the edge of the tricycle, and was nervous, and in a short time I was downstairs.

I took a look, a large number of people were standing at the door of the building waiting for me, all kinds of expressions, all kinds of sign language movements, Liu Qian was a little panicked, Su Diao complex seemed to be holding a heating pipe in his hand, and others were cautiously reminding me to pay attention to safety.

I stopped the tricycle, and the hippie smiling crowd said, "Everyone, come on, come on, I bought flowers for everyone, let's be romantic together!" ”

The tricycle driver is also teasing: "Dude, Yanfu is not shallow!" There are men and women, old and young, I'll go, there are Taoist monks and nuns, lying grooves, and Superman and Batman! ”

I gave him a hundred dollars, took all the flowers down and put them on the ground, kicked the coachman, and told him to get out of here! Next, I said to the big guy with a smile on my face: "Come on, you're welcome, one bouquet per person, all 11 flowers!" You're welcome, everyone, take it! ”

As a result, no one moved!

I stared at a lamp: "Master, why don't you take it quickly?" ”

A light looked at me in embarrassment, and his eyes kicked hard to Su Diao and Liu Qian, unspeakable grievances.

I gave the order: "Master, how can I say that this is also the first time I have given you something, and it is too bad to give face if you don't take it, right?" ”

Yideng was very helpless, and walked over like a snail, and was just about to pick up a bouquet of flowers, but he coughed: "Ahem...... Uh-huh! ”

The light suddenly stopped, screamed a stomachache, and ran away!

I scolded him in my heart for not being righteous, and turned to look at 120, but this guy didn't look at me directly, disappeared with a swish, and didn't know where he went!

The anger in my heart has skyrocketed, who is this? Is there still righteousness in these years? Brotherhood, who is it for? Paralysis, even with the attitude of saving lives and helping the wounded, it won't be like this to me, right? Why did you run away? Leave me alone, is there still a way to live?

Sure enough, after a gust of wind, there were only me and Su Diao complex, Liu Qian, and Wang Chongyang, who was watching the excitement.

This old man is obviously not going to help me, since he told me where I came from, and I didn't say anything, this old man has become an outsider, anyone can see it, and everyone is happy to see my jokes!

When he didn't exist, I picked up two bouquets of flowers and walked to Su Diao and Liu Qian, stood in the middle impartially, and said to the two with a smile: "Flowers with beauties, little brother has a little thought, not respect!" ”

Liu Qian was not polite, snatched a handful of flowers, sniffed them deeply, and then happily kissed me on the face: "Damin, you are so good!" Thank you! ”

I didn't even dare to laugh, and said with a stiff face: "You're welcome, who of us is with whom!" That one...... Su beauty, Diao beauty, look at this bouquet of flowers......"

Su Diao's complex's face changed about a hundred times in a minute, all kinds of distortions, all kinds of gloomy and miserable, and in the end, she took the flowers in my hand unexpectedly, and even learned Liu Qian to kiss me on the face, her voice was extremely gentle, and her attitude was extremely sincere: "Damin! This is the first time you've given something away...... People will never forget! Absolutely, will not forget! "At the end, the woman's face was green!

I was even more anxious in my heart, if she beat me up on the spot, I thought it was normal, but her appearance was completely beyond the scope of my thinking, and I kept warning myself in my heart: This is a conspiracy! This is an extremely vicious, extremely terrible conspiracy!

……

In the following time, I have been keeping along with everyone, never playing alone, but people have three urgencies, the heart is relaxed, at three o'clock in the afternoon when I go to the toilet alone to pee, the danger comes!

I won't say how miserable I am, I look about the same as the corpses at the scene of a car accident that have been run over by countless trucks.

As I cried and searched for my severed limb, the phone rang and I called 120 because my arms couldn't control such a high-tech object as a mobile phone.

120 Flipping through the phone, I asked, "Who?" ”

The other end of the phone: "Brother Wang, I'm Wei Wu, are you free?" I want your help! ”

I said, "No, I'm dying, I'm falling apart, paralyzed, I just had a second (b) go to the toilet, it seems to have flushed my fingers down the drain!" ”

Wei Wu panicked: "You were also smashed on the field?" ”

I asked, "What's the smash?" I'm family fun! ”

Wei Wu estimated that there was nothing big about me when he heard it, and said with a crying voice: "Brother Wang, come to me, I was kicked out of the hall!" ”