Tan Yanqiu just ran into the bathroom when she remembered that she forgot to take a change of pants. It's all to blame for Lu Xiaobai's guy, who suddenly had such an accident, and suddenly cheated the corpse, which made her nerves confused.

I don't know if Lu Xiaobai heard what he said just now, he was really ashamed. Tan Yanqiu, who is a woman, also feels extremely ashamed at this time. How could you say such shameless words? Do you really like him? But we've only known each other for a day, right?

Tan Yanqiu shook her head, threw those messy things out of her mind, and called, "Lu Xiaobai." ”

After Lu Xiaobai woke up, he still felt very dizzy in his head, as if he hadn't slept for a few days and nights, and he only felt that his head was very heavy. It seems that that kind of magical telekinesis can't be used indiscriminately, just now I just felt like I was about to hang up.

Lu Xiaobai sat on the sofa and shook his head, trying to get rid of the dizziness in his mind, only to hear Tan Yanqiu screaming in the bathroom. Hearing Tan Yanqiu's voice, and thinking of what Tan Yanqiu had said to him just now, Lu Xiaobai immediately became happy, he Lu Xiaobai was finally going to get rid of the fate of a single dog.

"Qiuqiu, what's the matter?" Lu Xiaobai replied sweetly.

Hearing Lu Xiaobai's affectionate nickname of the tired dead man, Tan Yanqiu in the bathroom suddenly stumbled, and countless goosebumps appeared all over her body, and she almost fell to the ground. Dead, what do you call it? Qiuqiu? When I was a child, did my parents call me? Is it my best friend who calls me in private? How can you make a big man call me that? Tan Yanqiu was about to go crazy all of a sudden.

By the way, Qiuqiu? How does he know my name? Did he just hear what I said?

Yes, it must be so, it's just, ah, Tan Yanqiu's face suddenly turned red into a small apple, and she didn't dare to see anyone.

"Huh? Qiuqiu, what are you calling me for? Lu Xiaobai was puzzled, after Tan Yanqiu called him, there was no follow-up, what is the situation? Could it be that she was thinking about herself in it? Want to play an intimate salutation game with yourself? It seems that many ** couples like to talk like a goose, you call him and he calls you, but he doesn't talk about any other topics.

Seeing that Lu Xiaobai was still calling himself like this, Tan Yanqiu was suddenly ashamed of herself. But being shy all the time is not her true color, but she immediately shouted, "Lu Xiaobai, don't call me that." ”

"What should I call you? Qiuqiu is very good. ”

"Don't call it that anyway, just call me by my name."

"That's a lot of life, but if you don't like it, then I won't force it. Just call you Yanqiu, I let you, you have to let me, I can't get an inch anymore, you promised to be my girlfriend. ”

Tan Yanqiu suddenly wanted to strangle Lu Xiaobai to death, if you don't say it, you will die. Do you know how embarrassing it would be?

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and buy me a pack of Seven Degrees Space." Tan Yanqiu immediately ordered. It's okay to be a boyfriend and girlfriend, but you have to be mentally prepared that I'm not a small little woman. If you can't stand my character, you'd better not mess with me, or you'll not be able to eat and walk around.

"What is the seventh dimension?" Lu Xiaobai asked. This name is very mysterious, the seven-dimensional space, is it the space of the seven dimensions? Or something else?

"Tan Yanqiu is speechless again, haven't you watched TV? Haven't seen the ad? No common sense? Don't know the sanitary napkins of the seven degrees space?

"Why don't you speak? What exactly is the seven-dimensional space? Lu Xiaobai suddenly became curious about the words 'Seven Degrees of Space'.

"Tan Yanqiu suddenly had an urge to die, Lu Xiaobai, you are really a little white and an idiot.

Tan Yanqiu took two deep breaths, calmed down her excitement, and said, "My eldest aunt is here, understand?" ”

"Auntie? Oh, got it. Only, what does this have to do with the 'seven-dimensional space'? Of course Lu Xiaobai knows what the eldest aunt is, it seems that women come once a month. If you don't come in a certain month, then congratulations, you have won the lottery, just wait to be a parent.

These knowledge are all in junior high school biology textbooks, so Lu Xiaobai can still know. Although his biological knowledge is abundant, it can be said that he stands among the top in the world. But that knowledge is all about cells, nerves, DNA, genes, etc., and it is the most cutting-edge knowledge in the field of biology.

As for simple biological knowledge, Lu Xiaobai knows very little. When those old Philips guys taught him, they at least started with college knowledge. In their eyes, university knowledge is just basic knowledge that adds one equals two.

And Lu Xiaobai has the ability to never forget, even if he doesn't understand anything at first, he will not make mistakes in knowledge points by rote memorization. And with the accumulation of more and more knowledge points, the field of high-end biology has been completely mastered by him. As for the low-end biological knowledge, Lu Xiaobai is blank about it, at most he only has the knowledge in junior high school textbooks.

So in his mind, knowledge is disconnected. There is very little knowledge at the low end, but a lot at the top of the list. Only a person like him who really has the ability to remember can do such a strange scene.

Seeing that Lu Xiaobai still didn't understand, Tan Yanqiu was really going crazy. How did you find such a superb boyfriend? Do you have a little common sense about life? Have you lived in a primeval forest in the past? Are you a modern person or not?

Tan Yanqiu took two deep breaths again to calm the urge to kill, and said, "The seven-dimensional space is a kind of sanitary napkin, and women should use that when they come to the eldest aunt, do you know?" If you don't know, go to the supermarket below, ask the salesperson or the boss to get it for you, and you can just give the money. ”

Seven Degrees of Space is a sanitary napkin? I thought it was some kind of high-end thing. Which guy gave such a name to sanitary napkins? Lu Xiaobai immediately walked away, but after taking a few steps, he suddenly remembered that the eldest aunt Tan Yanqiu said seemed to be the blood he squeezed out with his mental power, right?

So Lu Xiaobai turned back and said, "Qiuqiu, I don't think the blood that came out of you should not be the eldest aunt, just bruising." ”

Tan Yanqiu was still waiting for Lu Xiaobai to bring her sanitary napkins in the bathroom, but she didn't expect Lu Xiaobai to say such a sentence. How do you know that's not the Great Aunt? How do you know it's bruising? Are you a woman or my woman? Is it me coming to the Great Aunt or are you coming to the Great Aunt?

Tan Yanqiu was completely speechless at Lu Xiaobai, and she didn't even have the strength to speak at the moment, so she just heard her say faintly, "Lu Xiaobai, can your head be normal, I feel that it is very difficult for the two of us to communicate." ”

When Lu Xiaobai heard this, his heart and liver suddenly became half cold, and he didn't dare to talk to Tan Yanqiu anymore. Don't just catch up with the girlfriend you just got and break it up immediately, right? When the time comes, his speed of chasing women and breaking up speeds, I wonder if it will be listed in the Guinness Book of World Records?

Lu Xiaobai didn't want such a Guinness record, so he hurriedly ran away. Buy it, and you'll know if I'm right when you use it.

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