【433】 Sika Deer Humiliation (200 Monthly Pass Plus Update)
Nanke told Chiyuki and Xia Chi about Moby Dick's last words to him, Xia Chi was skeptical, thinking that Nanke was hallucinating because he wanted to communicate with animals too much, and Chiyuki seriously thought about the reason why Nanke was able to talk to Moby Dick.
"Godzilla is an aggregate of animal ghosts and has obtained the life soul of a suicide who jumped into the sea, so it's not surprising that he can communicate with you telepathically. Beluga whales and dolphins are more special, although they are the most intelligent animals in the sea and have a rather complex language system, they are still animals after all, and the [Language Master] special effect of the Emperor's Ring should not work on them. ”
After Qianxue took a bite of ice cream, the corners of her mouth were stained with white ice cream residue and continued:
"King Solomon once wore the [Primordial Ring] that could understand the language of animals, but unfortunately it required the recasting of 72 Dharma Rings into one, and the ring of the Demon King Baal alone was wishful thinking...... Dolphins belong to the class Mammals, cetaceans, toothed whales, and dolphins, which are actually smaller cetaceans, so the people who can talk to you are whales, which means that you are likely to evolve from whales......"
"Will there be the bloodline of the Whale Demon God?" Xia Chi said on the side, "I think it must be Mr. Nan Xingzhou's whale, so Mr. Ke can talk to the whale!" This also perfectly explains why the total water properties of the gram are so good! ”
"How is your dad a whale!" Nanke snorted angrily, "It's you who says I'm a mud monster, and it's you who says I'm a descendant of the Whale Demon God, how do you think it's a show!" ”
"If Gram is always a half-demon, then he shouldn't have an engraver at all." Qianxue vetoed, "Half-demons can wear the Emperor's Ring. However, you cannot awaken the sign. This has been proven in 3,000 years of history. ”
"Wait. A strange thing occurred to me. Nanke suddenly shuddered, "My father has blood type AB, and I have blood type A, if I am a clay golem made by my father with his own blood, then my blood type should be the same as my father's!" Could it be that my father lied, and he actually had type A blood like me? ”
"I don't think it's necessary for Mr. Nan Xingzhou to tell such a lie," Qianxue muttered, "It's not surprising that the father and son are also blood type A. Instead, it's too naïve to think about the difference between AB and A blood to make you believe that you are not a dirt golem...... This can only show from one side that even if Mr. Ke is really a clay golem, it was made by Mr. Nan Xingzhou with the method of God and Nuwa's creation of man, and it is not a clay puppet that was simply transfused with blood, but closer to his heir. ”
Qianxue's explanation made Nanke's mood much better, and he nodded, "Maybe it's not only my father who gave me blood, but also my mother, right?" It was the mixing of the two of them that changed my blood type, and if I had made it together, I would barely be the son of both of them. ”
Seeing that Nanke took this speculation as a "fact" without careful consideration, Qianxue glanced at her sister Xia Chi. Warn my sister not to tell Nanker that Nank's mother could also be a dirt golem, otherwise Nank will face another crisis of disintegrating his outlook on life.
Put telepathy on the back burner. Nanke took Chiyuki and Xia Chi to see polar bears and penguins.
The emperor penguin looks like a fat gentleman in a tuxedo, shaking stupidly on the artificial ice, and Qianxue excitedly sticks her face against the glass wall, and Nanke notices that Qianxue is wearing penguin slippers on her feet today.
"Because every time the Ice Demon God is reincarnated, he either appears from the North Pole or from the South Pole, so when you open your eyes for the first time after reincarnation, do you have a 1/2 chance of seeing penguins? Haha, you still look down on Pepe's goat friend? Don't you have the same penguin friends? ”
Hearing Nanke say this, Qianxue still had her hands on the glass, but she turned her face to Nanke very dissatisfied, and said disdainfully:
"I'm not as stupid as Pepe, I'm the Ice God, I'm the one who brings more of the cold to the South and North Poles, the penguins and polar bears are able to get a respite from global warming thanks to me, I'm their ice queen, they're just my minions!"
Before the words fell, Qianxue slightly raised her spiritual power, letting the imperceptible summer snowflakes float around her, and the penguins and polar bears in the glass wall seemed to have received some instructions, and immediately turned their heads to Qianxue, whether it was eating, bathing, or sleeping, all of them stopped their activities and threw themselves to Qianxue's five bodies. Fortunately, the polar bears were so funny that the penguins lined up on their bellies and landed on the ground were so funny that the tourists who saw this scene laughed and thought that the zoo had rehearsed a special arrangement for the penguins.
"Okay, okay, I believe your words, hurry up and put away the cold, don't make a sensation again!"
Under Nanke's persuasion, Qianxue suppressed Lingwei, but the temperature around her body was still very low, and her eyelashes like frost flowers flickered, although she was not necessarily worthy of being an ice queen, at least she was also an ice princess.
"I can make penguins and polar bears bow down to me," Qianxue said slowly, "but I still can't understand what they say, and you haven't been born to understand whales, have you?" Is this something that only happens after you wear the Emperor's ring? ”
"Really!" Nank thought back a little that when he was a child, his mother brought him to the zoo to see dolphins, and it was not a small number of times, but the dolphins never tried to communicate with him.
"So this means that the blood of Solomon on your body interacts with multiple Emperor Rings and obtains very little [Primordial Ring] function." Qian Xue speculated along the existing clues, "Anyway, if you can really reforge the [Primordial Ring], then it is really worthy of the magic weapon of the True King of the Three Realms!" ”
"Cut, you should be down-to-earth." Nan Ke said, "I'm only a six-star ability now, but I want to subdue the 13-star Demon King Bal?" The ability to talk to whales is of little use to me, except in whale colonies, it can't help me fight at all! My first priority is to protect the Doomsday Seal and find my missing parents! ”
Unlike Qianxue, who likes animals in cold areas, Xia Chi prefers animals in hot areas, which are basically African beasts such as lions, but she does not have Qianxue's ability to make penguins and polar bears kneel, because lions do not rely on heat to survive, and most African animals are looking forward to the rainy season to cool down.
"Whew~~~~!!"
Xia Chi lay in front of the iron cage and roared in challenge to the lion. The tiger teeth in the mouth gleamed in the sun. Animals have a sharper sixth sense than humans. The lion knew that he was no match for the Fire Demon God, so he took regnant hiding behind the rockery.
"Huh? This girl learns to bark a tiger and scares the lion away! It seems that the tiger is the king of beasts! ”
"Nonsense! The lion is the king of beasts! I'm a lion, right, lord, what kind of way are you mixed in? ”
"What? You're a lion, aren't you, Lord? You sent that long post insulting the tiger? How can I, as the senior administrator of the Tiger Bar, let you go? Come on, come and fight me for 300 rounds, the tiger must be the strongest animal on land! ”
So the two people of the Tiger Sect and the Lion Sect took off their coats and beat each other, and the nearby tourists could not persuade them, and the monkeys in the Monkey Mountain climbed up the trees and condescendingly enjoyed this Western scene.
Not far away, the wild boar with a black mane was also full of appetite for Xia Chi, and the fangs outside the corner of the boar's mouth made Xia Chi feel very majestic. However, the hot weather could not stop the wild boars from mating on top of each other, and seeing four or five wild boars stacked together, he didn't know what kind of adaptation principle it was, Xia Chi was worried that it would trigger Nanke's desire to use the two sisters as experiments, so he quickly left the wild boar pen.
After that, the three of them also watched pandas, golden monkeys, koalas, and kangaroos, and the ice cream in Qianxue's hand never broke, and Nanke seriously suspected that Qianxue's trip was mainly to eat ice cream.
When passing by the sika deer exhibition area, Nanke saw a middle-aged man who seemed to be drunk to lure the sika deer with forage through the iron fence, and when the sika deer stretched its neck to eat the forage, the man grabbed the antlers and pulled the sika deer's head outward. In order to show off to the son next to him, the little chubby son applauded. Happy snot bubbles are coming out.
"Hey, hey, pay attention to the quality!" Nank is not an extreme animal protectionist, but he does not approve of the unwarranted abuse of animals for fun.
After the acquisition of the Meihua Zoo by Dongshan Zoo, in order to save costs for a layoff resulting in a shortage of staff, some unconscious visitors therefore wantonly carry out uncivilized behavior, last year alone, the zoo's 9 crocodiles were killed by 3, and some monkeys and swans were injured by stones and corn cobs dropped by tourists, as for the indiscriminate feeding, resulting in the tragedy of animals eating plastic bags and dying is countless.
"No, I'll take care of this!" Nanke said to Qianxue and Xia Chi, "My current body is very sensitive to human crimes, although it is not a big crime for this father and son to mess around with sika deer, but I can feel that the sin mark is slowly growing, and because they are closer to me than to the doomsday seal, the sin mark appears on me first!" ”
"Nag, you should work hard." Qianxue lazily licked the 12th egg roll ice cream, "The other party is not a capable person, and there is no need for me and my sister to take action, and Mr. Ke, you can also do a good deed if you stop the evil deeds, and doing this good deed alone may be able to offset more sin lines, right?" ”
Nanke nodded: "Well, what you said also makes sense, probably this is similar to the experience points of playing creeps in LOL, I get more experience points from fighting creeps alone, and the two of you stand under the tower and don't work, so you should divide all my experience points......"
After a few idle words with Qianxue, Nan Kemai strode towards the pair of foolish father and son, and shouted with the momentum of a zookeeper:
"Stop! Let go of that sika deer! Do unto others as you would have them do unto you, and be glad that your horn has been caught! (To be continued......)
PS: In the recent "Magic Carving" popularity voting list, [Every Day Chapter] [Ximen Prostitution] supports Qianxue, [Ink Shadow on a Rainy Night] [Drifting ~ Jellyfish] [Chinese Turtle Immortal] supports Sima Ling, [Shali's Cat] supports Li Lan, [219 Project] voted for Li Lan and Obama respectively, [daisigigal] voted for Ye Lin, [The road to picking up the festival is extremely difficult] supports Teacher Shui Qin, and [Director Luo] supports Amy.
In the end, [Xia Ye Sakura Weiyang] voted for Sima and Jade each for a monthly ticket, thanking the two for their hard work in the uncensored version of [423]...... Huh? Why is there such a strange thing as an uncensored version? It must have been written for me by a mysterious author from the stars, right?