Chapter 349: A Meal
There was a thud, and the door was slammed open.
"Ah......h She is agile and has a lot of strength. So much so that Zhang Erfa, who was lying on her body just now, weighed one hundred and sixty pounds, was pushed hard by her and fell to the floor.
"Oops......" Sixty-two-year-old Zhang Erfa, short and chubby, stood up from the floor with his waist swayed.
His lower abdomen is full of belly, and the skin of his whole body is drooping layer by layer, just like a girl's cake dress. It's just that it's a cake skirt made of linen fabric that makes people look a little sick.
"You, who are you......"
Zhang Erfa looked at Fang Tianbao and Jiu Ye, who were tall and evil-looking, and he didn't know who they were, so he hurriedly yelled. Moreover, when he yelled, he was shamelessly continued to be naked, and he was not even ready to put on his little shorts.
Of course, Zhang Erfa is right to shout like this. Because, after all, this is his private villa. Even if he is in his own villa, his nephew's woman, it is also his personal privacy. He couldn't think of any law that stipulated that someone could run to his house without permission to catch him. Traitor.
"Who we are, it's not your turn to speak as a boar. You are an old immortal, there is no bottom line for the old cow to eat tender grass, and even his own daughter-in-law is on the ......" Jiu Ye didn't say a word, raised his foot, and kicked Zhang Erfa back on the bed.
With a "click", Zhang Erfa didn't know that the bone was broken.
There is no way, if this person is sixty years old, he is particularly prone to calcium deficiency. This point, when the ninth master just came out, he really didn't think about it seriously. He just felt that the first scene he saw when he rushed in was an old man who shook like a sack, lying on top of a fair-skinned woman, carrying out his old man's magic skills. Anyone who sees such a picture will be angry.
People will always have inexplicable courage or draw a sword to help. To be honest, when they saw Zhang Erfa crushing Lisa, Fang Tianbao and Jiu Ye felt an inexplicable "sense of justice" in their hearts, or an inexplicable impulse to "heroes save beauty".
Of course, this kind of man's hot-blooded impulse is more vividly reflected by Jiu Ye. He can't stand Lisa's devilish figure, and he can't stand Zhang Erfa's zombie-like figure.
With both figures, the ninth master can't stand it.
"A good man spares his life, big brother spares his life......" Zhang Erfa's voice was like crying and laughing. Of course, if you listen carefully, you still have a little more crying. He touched his right chest, panting a little heavily. That's right, the second rib in his right chest has been kicked off by the kick that Jiu Ye just now.
To be honest, Zhang Er found that he was in the mood to die. Damn, just now, Lisa herself couldn't be tossed for a long time, and it was a smear and a warm-up, and finally it was time to perform the toad magic skill. Unexpectedly, two Cheng Cheng bites the gold halfway. A good scene of an old cow eating tender grass actually made Fang Tianbao and them stir up.
"Don't be a big brother, I'm not as old as you, and I'm not as obscene as you. Oh, by the way, and you, hurry up and put on your clothes, a broken shoe......" As Fang Tianbao spoke, Lisa was glaring at him shamelessly.
At this time, Lisa knew that the other party was not good, and she could only play her trick of getting rid of people when she saw them and making a fuss when she saw them.
"Brother Bao, if she wants to hang it, let her hang it...... You don't like to watch it, but we still want to watch it...... Don't don't, don't wear it, just leave it like that......" The Ninth Master motioned for Lisa to hang like that. The Ninth Master likes to stare at Lisa. To be honest, these days, if there is no benefit in fighting and killing, who will do it?
When Lisa heard Jiu Ye say this, she hurriedly didn't care about putting on more clothes, and ran over to rush at Jiu Ye, and said, "Handsome guy, I was forced, I was really forced by this old immortal ......" After speaking, Lisa also ran over and kicked Zhang Erfa hard.
Husband and wife were originally birds of the same forest, and they flew separately when disaster came. What's more, Lisa was really just for the money.
"Damn, where did he force you, he forced you there, you should be honest with Lao Tzu, squat against the wall, and don't move. I'll kill you if you move! Seeing Lisa coming over and dragging him, the ninth master was also a little scared. He wasn't afraid that Lisa would do something earth-shattering. He was just afraid that he would not be able to restrain his next actions in the face of a devilish beauty like Lisa. To be honest, if Brother Bao wasn't here today, Jiu Ye would really want to ...... Of course, if you think about it, how can you do such a thing? If you do, you will be sorry for your girlfriend Ding Mei. Second, I don't know what kind of illness the person named Lisa is in front of me. What if you win the bid?
Lisa honestly crouched in the corner, holding her head in her hands, not even daring to say a word. Because she didn't have much clothes on. So, in this pose, she looks very ......
"Damn, tell me quickly, where did your nephew Zhang Long go?" Fang Tianbao stepped on Zhang Erfa's chest.
"......" Zhang Er was so painful that he couldn't make a sound. Originally, his ribs were broken by the Ninth Master, and just now, Fang Tianbao made it even worse for him. He hurriedly waved his hand, his mouth wide open. He waved his hand, not to say that he didn't know anything, but to ask Fang Tianbao to quickly move his feet away.
"Damn, your physical strength is so poor, and you still learn to collect honey like an eighteen-year-old boy?" Fang Tianbao saw Zhang Er's panting appearance, afraid of causing trouble. So, he removed his shoes and stepped between his thighs. Here, it is softer, and it should not kill quickly.
"Boss, I, I really don't know......" Zhang Erfa gasped heavily for dozens of breaths, and finally said this.
To be honest, hearing him like this, Fang Tianbao and Jiu Ye suddenly lost their patience.
According to Moses' intelligence, Zhang Long was hiding in this poisonous scorpion Zhangjia Village. Moreover, just now, Moses also tracked Zhang Long's mobile phone signal. And, in Zhangjia Village, the most powerful is Zhang Long's uncle, Zhang Erfa. Therefore, Zhang Erfa didn't know the whereabouts of his nephew, how could Fang Tianbao and Jiu Ye believe it.
Not only did Fang Tianbao and them not believe it, but even Lisa, who was lying under Zhang Erfa's body just now, didn't believe it. It's just that Lisa wants Zhang Long's money, and Fang Tianbao wants Zhang Long.
"Your sister, old and immortal, is not honest anymore? Do you think that you can go directly to the furnace if you live so long? Okay, I see that you don't shed tears when you don't see the coffin. Come on, come on, brother will show you something......" When Fang Tianbao said, "Show you something", Zhang Erfa was so frightened that he almost peed his pants. Oh no, he's not even wearing pants right now.
"What the hell? Brother Bao. When the Ninth Master heard Fang Tianbao say this, he also turned around. Just now, he has been in charge of monitoring Lisa's every move. Of course, when it comes to surveillance, it can also be called "appreciation" in another word.
Fang Tianbao frowned, shook his head, and reached into his jacket pocket in a very unhappy mood. In the pocket, there is a cigarette box. After the ninth master saw him take out the cigarette box, he couldn't help but be happy. The Ninth Master knew what was hidden in Fang Tianbao's cigarette box.
Sure enough, when the cigarette box in his hand slowly opened, a poisonous scorpion like a hairy crab crawled out of it like a sleepwalking patient.
Domineering exposed!
That's right, just before entering the village, a male scorpion lay on Fang Tianbao's neck, causing the Ninth Master to cut it in half with a single sword. There was also a poisonous scorpion, which made Fang Tianbao like a pet, and put it in a cigarette box.
"Ah, don't......"
Zhang Erfa has raised a poisonous scorpion all his life, he looked at it fixedly, and recognized the huge poisonous scorpion in front of him at a glance. In their Zhangjia Village, everyone calls this poisonous scorpion "a meal". In other words, as long as they are stung by the tail of this poisonous scorpion, almost a meal, the person will be unconscious. People who are a little in poor health will die directly. Obviously, Zhang Erfa, he is now a person who is almost in good health.
"Don't, don't......" Zhang Erfa spoke, all in vibrato.
"Don't want what? Why not? You white-eyed wolf, you drink water and forget to dig a well...... You've made so much money, and it's not all by selling scorpions...... Dear little scorpion, you are so pitiful, you are so pitiful, what is your name? Do you have mom and dad...... Do you know that your parents, and your grandparents all let this old man die......" Fang Tianbao put the "meal" on Zhang Erfa's lap while explaining its past and present life to it.
The huge "One Meal" seemed to understand Fang Tianbao's words. It kept wandering on Zhang Erfa's body, looking very anxious, looking eager to find his parents.
It crawled from Zhang Erfa's calf to his thigh and crawled to his lower abdomen. On Zhang Erfa's lower abdomen, the belly is thick and has many folds, so that it is very difficult for the little guy to get up. Every time it climbed, Zhang Erfa's body twitched slightly. Of course, Zhang Erfa is a professional scorpion breeder, and he knows how to do it so as not to offend this grumpy little guy.
"It's uncomfortable, isn't it? Then hurry up and tell Zhang Long's whereabouts. I see that you are also so old, give you a good life, and count our brothers to give you a little face as a private entrepreneur. As Fang Tianbao spoke, he took out a lighter.
"I, I really don't know, big brother......" Zhang Erfa saw Fang Tianbao take out a lighter, and he was scared to pee. That's right, he was really scared to pee.
"Brother Bao, don't talk nonsense with him, just kill him in one chapter." When the ninth master spoke, his eyes were always staring at Lisa. Lisa's posture of holding her head in her hands and her legs apart was too ecstatic.
"Don't say yes, do you? Well, anyway, I'm not a scorpion professional. However, I know that when scorpions encounter external aggression, they instinctively react a little. Okay, this time, I'll experiment on you......" After Fang Tianbao finished speaking, he stretched the lighter in his hand to Zhang Erfa's belly.
Because, on his fat and wrinkled belly, there was a poisonous scorpion nicknamed "A Meal".
"Scorpion, scorpion, don't blame my brother Bao for being ruthless and unintentional, I don't want to make you a barbecue scorpion. Who called, this old man on you, he is so dishonest......" Fang Tianbao clicked and lit the lighter in his hand.
It was a windproof lighter. The lighter was emitting straight blue flames, and it was getting closer and closer to the huge poisonous scorpion.
As long as the poisonous scorpion feels a strong stimulus from the outside world, it will definitely ......