On the borders of the eastern countries, there is a small unknown world, where all kinds of non-human creatures, such as yokai, live, and a few humans live here. Due to the powerful barrier that cuts off the outside of Gensokyo, it is impossible to confirm the existence of Gensokyo from the outside, and it is impossible to enter Gensokyo from the outside. In the same way, Gensokyo cannot confirm the appearance of the outside of Gensokyo, nor can he leave Gensokyo. As a result of this, the youkai have established a civilization here that is different from the rest of the world. Located in the northeast of Gensokyo, there is an old hut, which is obviously an era of monsters, but no monster dares to approach within a hundred miles of this house, because the people who live here are "observers of the realm", "the main culprit of the hidden gods", "the realm of fantasy", "the monsters of the realm", "the guardian of the great enchantment", "call me Zi Ma, and put your face on the keyboard" ―――――― Yakumo Murasaki.

And the forbidden place in the hearts of countless monsters now has a trace of unusual atmosphere, and in a certain room in this hut, there is a sound of "popping" from time to time, which makes people think about it...

Don't get me wrong, this is just a way for a young man to tie himself up and let a sulking 17-year-old girl vent in order to apologize, of course, young people are not the likes of shaking, because no one rules that teenagers can't hide!

"Not enough! Girl, you're not fast enough! This kind of slow speed can't hit the teacher of Mach 20! Although he was tied to the air, the young man who was obviously able to dodge and play with ease let out a taunt, although this hatred could not be pulled back by the three T's.

"What's the stalk about this! Besides, don't talk about Mach 20, you can even speed at the speed of light! "The blonde girl is still carrying out her position of spitting service.

"Girl, you're so sweet, how can you catch up with me at the speed of light!"

"Admit it! It's shameless to admit! Obviously, I just said that Mach 20 is coming! ”

"Tsk, you take everything too seriously, but you'll get wrinkles, old woman." Before the words fell, the young man suddenly felt a very dangerous aura coming from all directions, and when he looked up, he saw that the blonde girl who was bubbling black had stopped what he was doing.

"The realm of fast and slow..."

"Hey, you're not serious, are you..."

The blonde 17-year-old girl threw out the whip in her hand again, dancing a dazzling whip flower, in the eyes of others, it was nothing more than that, but in fact, in the face of this stormy whip rain, the young man felt the power of the law contained in this whip rain.

Invisibly, a heavy pressure has fallen on the young man's body, at this time the young man seems to be carrying the weight of a plane, it is difficult to move an inch, seeing that the thick black whip is getting closer and closer to him, but the young man smiled proudly as if he was nothing:

"You're still too sweet!" As if nothing happened, the young man ignored the weight on his body, and actually started a continuous spatial teleportation in this small space, "Come and hit me, hit me, hit me, hahahahaha!" ”

No one knew that in a certain city and a certain hall, there was also a group of unscrupulous guys looking at the warm atmosphere of the hut with a subtle look, looking at the whip rain that had not stopped, and the young man who was at ease, the figure sitting in the first seat smiled proudly, and with a light finger, a purple light seemed to travel through endless time and space, submerged into the young man's body, making the young man's body slightly stunned, and it was this difference of minutes and seconds that was enough to make the stormy whip rain a good blessing for the young man's **.

"Papa

The blonde girl obviously didn't expect this change, so much so that she forgot to stop the movement of her hands. So much so that the sound of "papa

"Poofha!" The sound of unbridled laughter erupted from the room where the perpetrator was, and intensified especially when he noticed that the young man's two men were slowly moving towards the hut. So much so that the guards at the door couldn't help but wonder what kind of wind these adults were pumping today.

――――――――――――, let's look at it differently.

"Bang bang." It's still the same hut, but at this time, at the door, there are already two more figures that didn't belong here. The man at the head was wearing a washed white green cloth robe, his face was clear, and he revealed a very ordinary and indifferent temperament. The figure behind him is dressed in white, with an extremely delicate face, an impeccable face shape, perfect Danfeng eyes, slender eyebrows, white and tender skin, a straight nose, and ruddy lips, all marking his perfect face, but unfortunately he is a boy, and many people joke about his appearance, of course, these people are dead, and they died very miserably... If any cultivator was here, then they would immediately be able to recognize the identities of these two big people―――――― the strongest force in the Nine Supreme Divine Realms in Law Enforcement City, the Nine Directions Commander - the Northwest Commander Wu Shutu, the Southwest Commander Hua Weisle, and these two big men had encountered a lot of trouble in this small courtyard.

"Flowey, what should I do." Hearing the muffled sound of "popping" coming from time to time in the house, the dancer in a cloth suit asked calmly.

"What should I do?" Hua Weimian, who was standing next to him, raised his eyebrows slightly, and then stretched out his white jade-like Qianqianyu hand, which hand was holding a golden spark - that was Hua Weimian's famous stunt, Burning Sun Golden Lotus, there were countless strong people who drank hatred under this seemingly beautiful fire lotus, but now it is used here..."When, then, yes....trial heterosexuality ahh "I forgot to mention that just yesterday, the distinguished Southwest Commander has been rejected for the 167823 th time by "I don't want my boyfriend to be more beautiful than myself" on the grounds of "I don't want my boyfriend to be more beautiful than myself", and at this time it is as unhappy as if he has come to a relative.

"Boom!" With a bang, the door that was not solid was destroyed and smashed into pieces, and what broke into the door was a face of "The Holy City is in the autumn of critical survival, and the marriage of 300,000 members of the League cannot be solved. The eyes were bigger than the cow, "I guess this is mostly a misunderstanding, but I just don't stop Huahua, and if it's true, I've never seen an adult snap a pop, and it's playing with other creatures, in short, take a look, increase your experience" is a picture of a 20-year dance journey of a sanctimonious professional pit teammate.

Of course,It's not that the two protagonists who are being watched by the strong onlookers don't have the need to exist.,At this time, the posture of the two is very delicate.,The young man is holding the whip he just snatched.,With a face of "You just fought for so long.,It's time to make me refreshed.,And in this place, you cut your throat and no one came to save your ghost place.,Even if I rub some oil, no one will know 233333333 right"The obscene expression, and on the other side is DeBuFF, who is frozen in time and space, but with a face of "The old lady is willing to die and not give in, There's a reason why you can't die, and one day I'm going to press you on the keyboard&*&%T#$@!ugBh, what's the point of rubbing oil, and I have the ability to anal me head-on," the blonde girl.

Of course, after 0.0000001 seconds, both of them looked back in amazement, with a look of surprise that "what happened to the". So the room fell into a rather embarrassing dead silence at this moment - the young man seemed to understand that just now he was too arrogant and habitually made this kind of joke with his juniors, which seemed to cause misunderstanding among the subordinates in front of him, he felt a little embarrassed, and Hua Weimian was even more embarrassed, and he even felt that if the young man and his juniors were really doing it, maybe it would be better than the current embarrassing scene......

Wu Shutu, who was in a state of watching the play and didn't feel any embarrassment or shame throughout the whole process, was the most relaxed person present at the moment. He could even sigh a little with ease—although he had always despised the Heavenly Machine Tower's thick black coercion that taught the heirs to be extremely rich and angry, but at this moment, he felt it. A little self-control and caution is not a bad thing, at least not like these two brain-wrecked brains and now neither side can step down.

Then, he was struck by the terrible crisis PR abilities of these two men.

I saw that the young man's handsome face was rapidly flushed at a speed visible to the naked eye, and his face was at a loss, and his face was full of embarrassment, as if he had really come to the body of his "cute" junior, and before he could lift his pants, he was caught by two of his cronies. He looked at Hua Weimian, and then at Yakumo Zi, who was still tied to the air, as if his head was caught by the gate of the Destiny Stone, like Chinese New Year's Eve an old mother who was looking forward to her children coming home for Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, and beckoned her children to eat the rich meal she had bothered to prepare, arched his hand in the direction of the 17-year-old girl who had not yet figured out the situation, and said to Hua Weimian embarrassed and sincere: "You please, please ......"

The implication is that "whether she has a small mouth below or a small mouth in the real sense, she is very important not to play together", although it is embarrassing, but the tone is calm and natural, as if it is a family meal. Of course, he was then kicked into the wall by a powerful whip from the girl.

Looking at the human-shaped hole in the wall, Wu Shutu said that he had not encountered such a violent scene in thousands of years: Let me go, what kind of god is this? These two guys have holes in their heads! I was misunderstood, but I didn't clarify it immediately, but instead said that I would play together? Wu Shutu was stunned, took a deep breath, and then pinched his thigh, forcibly holding back the smile on his stomach - if he laughed out loud now, wouldn't it be a good show?

Sure enough, after the young man finished speaking, he immediately showed the appearance of putting the bear child into the room where he collected the figures, and it seemed that he wanted to rush to the toilet immediately and fan himself dozens of big-eared scrapers and then swing his sword from the palace to prove his innocence.

However, it is also human nature to play abnormally in a panic, after all, adults are not usually a person in charge.

And Hua Weimeng is different, although she didn't say it explicitly. But dealing with a Supreme Divine Realm document every day is a job that only a thoughtful person can do.

Therefore, while Wu Shutu was laughing in his heart and preparing to watch the play, he also had some faint expectations in his heart.

If he was facing such an embarrassing situation, he would naturally be able to rely on the experience accumulated by tens of thousands of years of ups and downs to skip this matter in no less than five ways, and he would also be in the same position as himself. And what will be done to turn the situation around?

So, his expectations fell into the void again. Mai-sama was slapped in the face again.

I saw that Hua Weimian's expression changed from frowning to stunned, her white and beautiful face suddenly turned red, and the young man who helped her looked panicked, full of shyness and cowardice, and her helpless appearance was really like an innocent girl who was harassed by an infatuated man for the first time, and there was no image of a commander-in-chief at all, Wu Shutu was surprised inexplicably, but there was still a glimmer of hope and held "This should be pretending to be pure, after all, it was a matter of breaking the top boss, she wants to bring this matter through in her own way, and give each other a step" This naïve idea, However, he still underestimated the imbecile of a creature like a virgin in shame - especially this fire type holy demon master who had remained a virgin for tens of thousands of years... The next moment, he felt that his right arm was tightened, and he had already been hugged tightly by Hua Weimian, who was already in a panic, just like a drowning person grasping the last straw, and turned his head to see that although Hua Weimian maintained a formulaic smile, her body was trembling slightly, and she had lost her square inch in the psychological changes of anger, embarrassment, surprise, embarrassment, and lying down.

Anyway, it's an exaggeration - he probably thinks so.

Faced with the other party's "you please, you please" and made a suspicious performance of offering a high-grade duck with both hands, Hua Weimian responded like this.

He suppressed his panic, and his calm, trembling voice responded in the calmest tones.

He hugged Wu Shutu's arm, as if to declare sovereignty and show toys, and then shook his head with a dry smile: "Yes, there are." ”

"......" to your paralysis.

When the embarrassed young man heard this, he actually stared at the messy dance in the wind that was shocked by the words and deeds of the young man who was helping her, looked up and down for a moment, and nodded: "It's good, it's good......"

...... "Good uncle."

- Clam Clam Clam, this is the future soldier that my dad bought for me, it's very cool to use, do you want to try it? Hey, you have Zhao Yun, it's good, it's good.

- Clam clam clam, this is a little goat that my dad bought for me, it's very cool to use, do you want to try it? Hey, you've got ponies, it's good, it's good.

- Clam clam clam, this is the little pseudo-mother that my father bought for me, it is very cool to use, do you want to try it? Hey, you're a shemale, it's good, it's good.

Looking at the two ** who fell into a state of smirking, Wu Shutu couldn't help but think of the above three sentences in his heart, the groove in his heart was really beyond words, if he could, he really wanted to put these two people down at the same time. Then pack it up and throw it back at HQ so that the two idiots with their brains don't continue to lose the face of the enforcers, which he did, of course.

These two ** with holes in their heads--Looking at the embarrassed Hua Weimian and the young man, he coughed dryly, exchanged a look with Yakumo Zi, who had just recovered on the other side, and after nodding again, the two sides invariably started the movements in their hands.

"The realm of fast and slow."

"The wheel of life and death, the road is different."

Endless whip shadows and countless black lights and shadows, and the muffled sound of crackling and popping sounded in the room again.

"Let you treat Lao Tzu like a duck."

"Why do you call me an old woman."

"Let me use it."

"Let you have it too."

"Make you a little ewe."

"What the hell do you want... Forget it, let's just hit it. ”

And half an hour later, the two parties woke up again and found the figure lying next to them, as well as the bruises all over their bodies, as if they found themselves almost deafened by the screams of **. And Wu Shutu just raised the communication crystal in his hand, which effectively demonstrated his sense of existence, "Kaza." With a bang, two poor men, visibly petrified, let out a mournful cry that wanted to cry:

"I can't get married anymore, ahh

"The one who will be killed by Yue'er will be ahh

Within a month after the fact,The youth and the flower sleepless fandom swept the entire supreme god realm.,The probability of a certain pseudo-mother falling out of the group again.,It's estimated that there is no hope in this life.,And the youth... According to relevant reports, the young man was chased and killed by a young girl carrying a firewood knife for three whole days.

"Congratulations to your sister, ahh!!!!h

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ps send a 5000-word chapter today.,This chapter is pure nonsense.,Basic reference to the Grim Reaper's truancy diary.,The next chapter returns to the theme.,Please rest assured that the majority of readers are Da☆ze.