【343】 Sister Xiaonan?
Without time to ask Sima Ling to delete the photos in the camera, Nanke struggled to get up and walked to his room (Sima's family had kept Nanke's bedroom), and Deserted Night tried to help Nanke on the way, but Nanke pushed him away.
It's not that Nanke has any opinion on Deserted Night's failure to stop the "Women's Clothing Tragedy", the Emperor's Decree has the greatest restriction on the ring spirit within ten generations, Nanke understands this, mainly because Nanke doesn't want Deserted Night to get close to himself in women's clothing, and the scene of Deserted Night holding the "female high school student" reflected in the dressing mirror makes him unforgettable for a long time.
Nank hadn't been back to the bedroom for a while, and it was still the same as it was before he moved out, with colorful propaganda posters of the Golden Saint Seiya, the Balance Boy Tiger, plastered on the walls.
Of course, it is the rejuvenated 18-year-old Tong Hu, not the 261-year-old little old man Eggplant Star Man, Nanke likes Tong Hu first because he is Chinese, second because he can Lushan Hundred Dragons, and again because he has many weapons on his holy clothes, even if he can't use them to beat people, he can sell them for money.
The house is clean and neatly furnished, and it is often cleaned even after Nanke's departure, except that the most recent cleaner has changed from an hourly worker to a deserted night.
Nank locked the door and was impatient to take off the women's clothes on his body, but he found that the stage costume was locked behind his back, and even the porcelain clay golem was not so flexible that he could not pull the zipper off.
In desperation, Nanke reopened the door and called Sima Ling in.
"Sister Ling, help me unzip it and you can go out."
Nanke said as he stood in the center of the room with his back to Sima Ling.
"You're not mad at me, are you?" Sima Ling asked cautiously, "At most, I only keep those photos in private collections, and I don't pass them on." ”
"What? Do you want a private collection!? ”
Nanke's expression and "her" makeup were extremely out of proportion. It's like receiving fake money at the time of the aid delivery.
"It's okay if I sneak a peek at it on my laptop. Feel relieved. Deserted Night will fix computers. There will be no nude photos like Edison Chen because the computer is sent for repair. ”
Sima Ling, dressed in a holiday casual suit, brushed her hair back, her blonde hair reflecting the sunlight streaming in through the window.
Nanke hurriedly closed the curtains so that no one could see the embarrassment of wearing women's clothes with a telescope.
"Will you fix the computer on a deserted night?"
"I won't, but I'm forced to learn very quickly by the Emperor's decree."
Sima Ling replied lightly, obviously Deserted Night was about to become an all-purpose housekeeper under her tutelage.
She didn't help Nankra zip it first, but first helped Nanke take off the wig on his head, this kind of wig with a net inside has skills whether it is worn or taken off, and it is easy to get injured with brute force.
"Huh? The short-haired version of you is slightly similar to Xia Chi's style! I should also use this makeup set for Xia Chi! ”
Sima Ling took the wig in his hand and sighed.
"Nonsense! Should have put on Xia Chi's makeup! "Nanker's airway." Xia Chi, Pepe, and even Deserted Night are more suitable for makeup than me! Why do you have to get along with me! ”
"I just want you to be more beautiful," Sima Ling said aggrievedly, "If it's someone else, even if it is a request to come to the door, I won't agree!" ”
Sima Ling's father is a sculptor and her mother is a painter, and the combination of the two artistic cells in her daughter has become a makeup ability against the sky, Sima Ling helped her sisters make up when she joined the band, and once had a nickname called "Sister PS", but since she quit the band, Sima Ling has been collecting the mountain for a long time, and she easily stopped putting on makeup.
"Anyway, you can't do it again!" Nanke didn't lose his temper with Sima Ling. But I still can't turn around in my heart, "First of all, I personally don't like makeup. It's just that you put on men's makeup for me, and you even put on several versions of women's makeup! And this dress is really hard to take off, did you wear it to performances in the past? ”
"Who else could it be if it wasn't mine?" Sima Ling regretfully unzipped Nanke's back, allowing the shiny stage skirt to slide down Nanke's legs.
"Ahhhhh
After the stage skirt fell to the ground, Nanke was horrified to see a lace sexy triangle hanging between his legs**, basically a finger-thick lace edge and zebra pattern triangle fabric sewn together, and there are X-shaped thin black bows around the waists on both sides.
"Who else could it be if it wasn't mine?" Sima Ling was calm and composed, looking at his younger brother who was not covered with clothes with the eyes of a clothing connoisseur.
Nan Ke really wanted to tear this sexy ** off immediately, but because Sima Ling was standing in front of him, he had to cover his lower body with his hands and said, "How did you let the porcelain clay golem wear this kind of thing?" It stands to reason that he should swear to the death, right!? ”
"He was really disobedient at the time," Sima Ling looked at the ceiling and raised a finger under his lips to recall, "but I think the deserted night ......"
"Deserted night? Did you let Araya do it? Nankedu was about to vomit blood, he had long forgotten that he should search for his memories after syncing with the porcelain clay golem.
"Nope!" Sima Ling waved his hand, "I think you'll be angry if you let Desert Ye do that, so I tied you up in advance, let Desertion Night avoid it, and then let Xia Chi help you hold down your foot, and I will personally replace it for you." ”
Nanker breathed a sigh of relief, but still exclaimed, "That's not good! You two girls are playing with my doppelganger like a doll...... This doll is alive! What if he is too humiliated and takes revenge on you? ”
"Afraid of what?" Sima Ling shrugged his shoulders, "The power of the porcelain clay golem is not as strong as the clay golem, it is basically at the level of ordinary people, he can't beat Xia Chi one-on-one, and I am not afraid of him if I have the magic power of the black ring...... And I think he's quite excited to wear this little cutie. ”
"I'm excited because I'm surrounded by you two girls! It's really the world is declining, people's hearts are not ancient, and my clone has been ravaged like this......"
Sima Ling suddenly remembered something, and said with a fist: "Xiao Nan, I found that the porcelain clay golem is not exactly the same as you, for example, he is whiter than you, Xia Chi and I both think so......"
"Enough! Why do you know so much about my privacy? Is it really because of the last reverse thrust and the basement bath incident? Why can't you two be a little reserved as girls!? ”
"It's just an exploration of scientific research," Sima Ling didn't feel that what he was doing was too much, after all, the porcelain clay golem was Nanke's replica robot to a certain extent, not Nanke itself, "Xia Chi told me that the shape of the porcelain clay golem was sculpted by Qianxue with Lingwei, although she has a soul link with you to copy your appearance to the greatest extent, but it is not completely impossible to change...... When you go back to Japan, help me ask Qianxue, can you just make a female version of the porcelain clay golem, and let me try to take care of Xiaonan's sister too......"
"Never! Don't mention this idea that will give me nightmares! Who is your little sister Xiaonan!! (To be continued......)