Chapter 682: Fake Police

Two policemen came to Zhou Chen and Xuanyuan Jiwu's side, followed by an old man in a Mao suit with a pair of reading glasses on his face.

"Xiao Wu, this is the police from the town's police station." The village chief introduced Xuanyuan Jiwu and said, "You tell everything you know, just now Ah Hu's child was so frightened that he couldn't speak." ”

"It's hard work." Xuanyuan Ji Wuhe shook hands with the two policemen respectively, and then pointed to the corpses in the rice field, and said, "These people didn't die here, and I don't know who brought them here, so now that you ask me, I don't know what to answer." ”

The two policemen were middle-aged and in their forties, and they looked at each other, and one of them, a policeman with a beard, said, "It's so hard, you go back first, if there is anything, I will come to you." ”

Zhou Chen glanced at these two policemen, he always felt that there was an unnaturalness in these two people, if they were policemen, so many people died here, there shouldn't be just two.

According to the rules of Huaxia, three people died, which was a big case, but the two policemen actually only came, and they didn't bring any tools.

What made him feel the most strange was that these two people also looked at people with slanted eyes when they looked at people, always taking the afterglow, and when they were standing when they spoke, this hand touched their waist from time to time.

"Then we'll go back first." The village chief nodded, and then after a polite exchange with the two policemen, he was about to go back, and at this time Zhou Chen spoke.

"Wait." Zhou Chen stopped the two policemen who were going to go to the field, and the two policemen became nervous all of a sudden, and the mobile phone number was touched out of the pistol at the same time.

"What are you going to do? Assault on the police? The bearded man who spoke before looked at Zhou Chen coldly, and the gun in his hand was also tightened, which means that if you are moving, then we will shoot.

These two guns, no, they are not the standard guns of the police at all, but two desert-eagles, and when they saw Zhou Chen looking at the guns in their hands, the two of them were about to shoot.

Boom!

When Xuanyuan Ji Wu saw Zhou Chen's appearance, he knew that there must be something wrong with these two people, and now seeing that they were going to make a move, a big leg directly kicked the guns in the hands of the two people, and these two people were also taken aback and turned around to run, Xuanyuan Ji Wu saw that the two people were about to run, and let out a strange laugh in his mouth: "Hehe, I actually want to run." ”

Kicked on the ground, and suddenly rushed to the two people and blocked their way, the faces of these two policemen were gloomy and terrible, and now there is Xuanyuan Jiwu in front of him and Zhou Chen behind him, looking at the posture of these two people, he wants to hold the two of them.

"Do you know what you're doing right now?" The beard looked at Xuanyuan Jiwu with a cold face, and said, "Do you know who we are?" ”

"Hehe, you're a police officer, aren't you?" Xuanyuan Ji Wu Wei smiled: "Police? I think you have ulterior motives, right? Bullying those of us who haven't seen the world? Show me your officer-and-gun license. ”

"I think you're looking for death!" The person who had not spoken all this time took out a dagger from his waist and rushed towards Xuanyuan Jiwu.

"Do it?" Xuanyuan Jiwu made a mistake, grabbed the person's wrist, punched the person's lower abdomen with his left fist, swept him to the ground with a sweep of his right foot, and then stepped on his lower abdomen, looked at the beard coldly, and said, "Say, who are you?" If not, then don't blame me for killing him now. ”

The beard was stared at by Xuanyuan Jiwu's cold eyes, the whole person was cold, looked at the companion who was suffering on the ground, and suddenly a fierceness flashed in his eyes, I suddenly pulled away the police uniform on his body, only to see that there was explosives tied to his waist, he looked at Xuanyuan Jiwu coldly, and said: "If you want to die together, then come!" ”

As he spoke, he turned around suddenly, looked at Zhou Chen and Xuanyuan Jiwu with two eyes on the left and right sideways, and continued: "Are you still here?" ”

Zhou Chen and Xuanyuan Jiwu glanced at each other, and then Xuanyuan Jiwu said: "Okay, I won't force you, and I will return this person to you." ”

Saying that, he really lifted up the policeman on the ground, and threw it towards the beard, the beard turned around in horror and wanted to dodge, at this time Zhou Chen also moved, and went up with a knife directly on the back of his head, and the person suddenly fell into the paddy field with a bang.

This frightened the village chief who was hiding not far away, these two bold guys actually dared to do something to the police, and they were so frightened that they took out the phone from their arms and called 110, after he said what happened here, he saw Zhou Chen and Xuanyuan Jiwu walking over with two policemen.

"Mom, help!" The village chief jumped up from the ground in fright, turned around and ran towards the village.

Zhou Chen defused the bomb on the bearded man as he walked, and asked Xuanyuan Jiwu next to him curiously, "Is your village chief crazy?" ”

"Don't say that about the village chief." Xuanyuan Ji Wu was obviously very dissatisfied with Zhou Chen's words to the village chief, and said: "How does he know whether these two policemen are real or fake, seeing that the two of us beat the other policemen to death, do you think he is afraid that we will kill him?" ”

Zhou Chen's eyebrows jumped, shrugged and said, "Let's go, go back quickly and find out the identities of these two people, there must be something wrong with these people dying here." ”

"Well, you're right." When Xuanyuan Jiwu and the two returned home, they saw that Zhou Huaishui was in his forties, and he was actually pulled out of his pants and pressed to the ground by Xuanyuan Jitian, holding a shoehorn and pumping his buttocks.

When he saw Zhou Chen coming back, it was like seeing a relative, and he shouted: "Zhou Chen, come quickly, I'm going to be killed by this guy, you hurry up and save your life!" ”

"What's it called?" Zhou Chen glared at him, and said angrily: "Look at you like this, haven't you been spanked a few times?" Something. I can't beat you to death. ”

"Oh, my mother, ......" Zhou Huaishui actually lay on the ground and cried.

"What are you crying about?" Xuanyuan Jitian smacked his ass fiercely, and after beating Zhou Huaishui, he quickly closed his mouth, and looked at Xuanyuan Jitian tremblingly, not daring to speak.

Just now, he was really embarrassed and thrown home, a snake that didn't know where it came from, so frightened that he rushed into the house and shouted for help.

When Xuanyuan Jitian came to the place, he saw a black snake the size of his thumb where he was swallowing eggs, and he was suddenly angry, how can you say that you are also the species of the old Zhou family, you are a forty or fifty-year-old man who is actually afraid of such a small snake, and you can kill it if you find something casually.

In the end, Huaishui's explanation to him this week was that he was afraid of insects, and Xuanyuan Jitian, who had a good temper, was suddenly angry, especially you are a man, you are afraid of insects?

So there was a scene that Zhou Chen and Xuanyuan Ji Wu saw when they came back.

After Zhou Chen listened to Xuanyuan Jitian's words, his face was also constantly twitching, this guy is really ashamed, what kind of insects are you afraid of, a man?

"Who are these two people?" Xuanyuan Ji Tian only noticed at this time that there were two people in police uniforms at the feet of the two people of Xuanyuan Ji Wu.

"I don't know, now we're going to wake them up and ask them where they came from." Xuanyuan Ji Wu asked, "Dad, have you found something?" ”

"Ask, I'm old and don't have any energy." After getting up from the ground and putting on her shoes, Xuanyuan Jitian turned around and went to the room.

Zhou Chen rubbed his head with a headache, this guy is really, Nima's 7 or 8-year-old body, even if your heart is very old, how awkward it is.

"My dad is like this, when I was a child, he was still in his 30s, but he got smaller every year." Xuanyuan Jitian glanced at Zhou Chen mysteriously, and then said, "Do you want to learn this rejuvenation skill from my father?" ”

Zhou Chen came to his senses and said, "Your father is practicing rejuvenation skills?" If you really practice, you will be able to become young and never die? ”

"I don't know, I didn't learn this, my dad said he wouldn't teach me until I was 60." Xuanyuan Jiwu shook his head.

Sixty years old can be learned, even if it is tempting, it will take forty or fifty years, so he said: "Wake these two people up first, and after you have figured things out, I can go and ask your father what he called me here for." ”

"Yes, yes." Xuanyuan Jitian nodded, and said to Zhou Huaishui, who was applying ointment to his buttocks, "Fetch us two buckets of cold water." ”

"I can't do it myself." Although Zhou Huaishui was very reluctant, he still fetched two buckets of water in the well and walked over, and then returned to the side to continue to apply the potion to himself.

Crash!

Zhou Chen and Xuanyuan Ji Wu splashed on the faces of the two policemen on the ground, and in an instant, the two people on the ground were immediately awakened by the water.

The two of them woke up quietly, and after opening their eyelids, they suddenly saw Zhou Chen and Xuanyuan Jitian standing there smiling evilly at themselves, and then they didn't move again.

They didn't expect that they thought they could fool these countrymen, but who knew that they would be seen, and they originally wanted to scare these two people with a gun, but they swept away the guns in their hands with one side leg, and in the end, the most depressed thing for the bearded man was that when he threatened to die with them, he was knocked unconscious with a knife.

"Tell me, who are you?" Xuanyuan Ji Wu squatted down, raised his bearded chin, and said, "If you don't say it, then I'll let you know what the ten great tortures of the Manchu Qing are." ”

"You ......"

"Say!"

Zhou Chen shouted angrily, which made his beard shake like a lightning strike, gritted his teeth, and finally lay down on the ground, saying, "You kill me." ”

"Hob meat!" Zhou Chen sneered: "Hehe, my whole person, I like people with hard mouths like you the most." As he spoke, he pointed to Zhou Huaishui, who was rubbing ointment on his buttocks, and said, "Do you know who he is?" ”

Even Xuanyuan Ji Wu was curious, could it be that this Zhou Huaishui was still some kind of awesome person? The bearded man subconsciously said, "Who is he?" ”

"Hehe, do you know the story of the Ten Great Demons?" Zhou Chen said with this: "This person is one of the ten demons, the pervert, why did he want to put medicine on his ass?" ”