Chapter 70 Fertilizer and Water Do Not Flow into Outsiders' Fields
A cute girl invited Guan Yu to dinner, Guan Yu was naturally overjoyed, the so-called people are clothes and horses are saddles, he hurriedly ran to his residence, to change into a very handsome Mao suit.
Looking at the section chief's distant back, Huang Liang couldn't help but admire: Is it still the section chief's hanging? It's not been two days since I came, and I soaked another girl! And also a favorite ...... A girl who eats cucumbers!
Li Meng also carried a plastic bag of cucumbers, returned to her residence, her face was red, obviously too ashamed, as soon as she opened the dormitory door, she heard a very soft, nice voice said: "Xiaomeng, why did you go this morning?" Hey? Why is your face so red? ”
As soon as the voice was finished, a beautiful figure appeared in front of Li Meng, she was tall, wearing a white gauze pajamas, her face was picturesque, a pair of eyebrows, like a frown, indescribable peerless beauty, this woman was none other than Li Meng's roommate Zhang Shishi.
That's right, Zhang Shishi is the best goddess who lives in the apartment building opposite Guan Yu, she lives in the same household as Li Meng, which is a two-bedroom apartment.
One is a music teacher and the other is an art teacher who lives together, which is a good combination.
Li Meng didn't answer Zhang Shishi's words immediately, but just ran to his locker to rummage through his clothes, and he muttered while flipping through his mouth: "This one is not beautiful enough, and that one is not beautiful enough." ”
Zhang Shishi really didn't know what this little girl was doing nervously, she picked up a stout cucumber, a shocked look appeared on her face, and she couldn't help but quip: "I said Xiaomeng, why did you buy so many cucumbers again?" Can you handle it so thick and so big? If this goes in, oh my God......"
Although Zhang Shishi is the best goddess in the eyes of outsiders, she is also very fluent in front of her best friend. Hooligans, cute side, people, always multi-faceted.
"Whew! Shishi, if you talk nonsense again, I'll tear your mouth apart! That's why you use this! I'm here to eat! If you want to use it, use it! Hold you out! Li Meng retorted while flipping through his clothes.
"Sister Wei is just kindly reminding you! Do what you can! Look at you rushed in with a red face just now, did you secretly use these cucumbers outside? Zhang Shishi smiled evilly.
"You ......" A high-heeled shoe flew straight towards Zhang Shishi, Zhang Shishi's head flashed, and she avoided it directly, and couldn't help but "giggle".
Li Meng said angrily: "Those slings outside are really blind, and they say that you are a public goddess, but you are a female nerve and a female stream in my eyes. People! ”
Zhang Shishi smiled slightly: "I don't care what others think of me, but I am me, a different fireworks." ”
"You just make your fireworks! Female nerves! ”
“……”
Zhang Shishi looked at Li Meng, who had been rummaging for things, and asked suspiciously, "Xiaomeng, what are you looking for?" Are you looking for your love affair. Clothing? Your love inside. Clothes are not dried when being inside. Did the robber steal it? ”
“%¥#@%!” Li Meng couldn't wait to kill this woman, so he snorted and said, "I ignore you!" ”
"Alright, good boy, don't be angry! Obediently, give my sister a smile! Sister tune. Play you to play. Are you looking for a nice outfit? Dress yourself up beautifully? Zhang Shishi's picturesque face was a little serious.
"Hmmm......"
"Leave this to my sister, my sister is the best at matching clothes!"
"Hmm!! Great! A smile appeared on Li Meng's face.
"But you have to tell me first, why are you dressed up beautifully? Are you going on a date? Tell my sister, which wild man is so powerful that he hooked up with our little dream? And the little clay figure that hasn't been dressed up for thousands of years has to be worn beautifully? Zhang Shishi smiled evilly.
"Humph! I'm ignoring you! ”
"Okay, I won't ask! You girl! ”
However, Zhang Shishi has already made up an idea in her heart, and she will ...... later. Hey, hey, hey......
Although Li Meng is an art teacher, he is not very particular about dressing up, but Zhang Shishi is very proficient in dressing up.
So, Zhang Shishi gave Li Meng a good look.
…………
But it was said that at eleven o'clock at noon, Guan Yu was already waiting at the door of Jiao Er, and a group of young boys and girls looked at a turtle in a tunic standing there in front of them, and they all felt very funny, and pointed at it, Guan Yu puffed up his chest and looked proud.
Just when Guan Yu was looking around and waiting for Li Meng to be a little anxious, a very nice voice came: "Benefactor, are you here?" ”
Following the voice and looking at it, Guan Yu's eyes almost popped out.
it!
Li Meng was wearing a snow-white dress, and the belt was restrained by a yellow belt, and her face was slightly covered with light makeup, which looked very charming.
Guan Yu's eyes were pulled out for a while, and they all said that there are no ugly women in the world, only women who can't make up.
"It's so pretty." Guan Yu couldn't help but admire.
Li Meng was secretly happy in his heart, but he didn't say that this was designed by Zhang Shishi, and he took a pure and simple route, which made people feel like they were bright.
At this moment, a group of young boys ran over and chattered-
"Yikes! Isn't that Mr. Li who taught us art? It looks so beautiful today! ”
"yes, yes! I'm in love with my art teacher! I decided that I wanted to marry her when I grew up! ”
(Li Meng: This kid has an unhealthy mind at a young age, but he is so happy in the bottom of his heart.) )
"yes, yes! She usually looks like a silly aunt, but now she really looks like Zhou Zhiruo! ”
“……”
You are only Zhou Zhiruo, your whole family is Zhou Zhiruo! Li Meng's teeth creaked.
"Benefactor, let's go now." Li Meng adjusted his mood and looked at Guan Yudao.
"yes, okay." Guan Yu nodded.
With that, the two of them ran towards the only hotel in the school.
The Xueyuan Hotel is the only on-campus hotel in Yinghua Middle School, and the owner of the hotel is the guy named Shi Kelang who was pressed in the toilet by Guan Yu. This person is the nephew of Yang Tiezin, one of the school directors, and he has made a lot of money by virtue of the school's unique monopoly restaurant.
When the two arrived at the hotel, they picked a table by the window and sat down, quite like a couple.
The waitress passed over the menu.
Li Meng said to Guan Yu: "Benefactor, you just have to order." ”
Guan Yu looked at the dishes on it and gasped, the dishes on this menu are so expensive, just a plate of bean sprouts will cost twenty yuan, if it is in their village, five cents to fry a big plate!
Guan Yu was born in poverty, so naturally he wouldn't order any expensive dishes, so he casually ordered a few vegetarian dishes, and then handed them to Li Meng.
Li Meng saw the dishes ordered by Guan Yu, and also smiled slightly, added a few meat dishes, and ordered a bottle of ordinary red wine, and when the wine and dishes were served, both of them poured some wine, Li Meng raised his glass very boldly, and said: "Section Chief Guan, you are my benefactor, I will do it first as a respect!" ”
"Sting!"
Li Meng drank the red wine in the glass in one gulp, without dragging his feet at all.
After a glass of wine, Li Meng's face was flushed, looking very attractive.
Then Li Meng toasted Guan Yu two more glasses, which scared Guan Yu very much: "Teacher Li, you better drink less, I think you are going to get drunk." ”
"It's okay...... Actually, I invited you to dinner, this is the first to thank you for saving your life, and the second is ......" Speaking of this, Li Meng showed a twisted look: "Benefactor, you said before that you didn't have a partner, right?" ”
Ga!
After hearing Li Meng's words, Guan Yu's heart moved, looking at her appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, did she really decide to make a promise in order to thank her for saving her life? You said that in case this chick really promised herself, did she promise it or promised it, Guan Yu said contradictoryly.
"I don't have a girlfriend." Guan Yu nodded, and said with a little emptiness, does Huang Xiaoya count?
"Well, if you don't have a partner, then I'll ......" Li Meng hesitated, as if he was embarrassed to say it.
Guan Yu is anxious about something, how can he let the girl confess first? So he hurriedly said, "I promise!" ”
“?” Although Li Meng was a little drunk, he was still stunned: "Benefactor, I haven't said it yet?" You said yes? ”
"Yes!! I promise! Although I have a lot of shortcomings, I am very dedicated to love, believe me, I will be a good man! "Guan Yu is called an extremely serious, and in his heart is called an ecstasy! Cupid's kid finally shot himself crookedly! Wow Ka Ka!
"I'm relieved to have your words! Guan Yu, you are a good person, from the first time I saw you, I knew that you were a good person through and through! Li Meng was extremely excited.
Although this sentence is a praise of Guan Yu, why does it sound so awkward?
However, the girl's thoughts have been revealed, and Guan Yu can't be coy, so Guan Yu hurriedly took out a dark yellow, earthy jade bracelet from his body, and then solemnly handed it to Li Meng's hand: "Take this bracelet, this is what my mother gave me when she was parting, and asked me to give it to her future daughter-in-law, which can be regarded as the heirloom of our old Guan family!" ”
Li Meng trembled and took the jade bracelet in his hand, and then stared at Guan Yu with affectionate tears in his eyes......
Guan Yu was also extremely excited, and shouted in his heart: "Mother! The child's lifelong event has finally been solved! Ahh......hh Don't worry about me, I'll bring your daughter-in-law back at the end of the year and try to add you a big fat grandson! ”
"Otherwise, I'll put it on your hand." Guan Yu said affectionately.
"Nope! No more! I'll hand this bracelet to her! Convey your love to her as it is! I think you're such a nice man, she's going to love you! Li Meng said.
She?
Guan Yu was slightly stunned: "No, isn't it...... Shouldn't this be 'you'? What do you mean by the word 'she'? ”
Li Meng nodded solemnly: "That's right, it's her, she's my one who has been walking alone for twenty-seven years, hard, and still keeps it. The older sister of the female body!! ”
What!!
Guan Yu's eyes widened, his face changed wildly, and he snatched the jade bracelet with a "whoosh": "What do you mean?" ”
“?” Li Meng wondered: "Benefactor, didn't I just tell you when you saved me last time?" I'm going to introduce you to someone! I've always kept this in mind, the so-called fertilizer and water don't flow into outsiders' fields, so I'm going to introduce my hard-working sister to you! ”
Thump......
Guan Yu almost fell to his knees, he was only twenty, and your sister was twenty-seven, and she hadn't married yet, and she was still a virgin. Woman, what does that have to look like? It has to be a dinosaur, right? I'm a little fresh meat! How can you be cheap for your leftover female sister!
"Ahem, ahem...... I'm a little older than you, but my sister's advantage is that she's a virgin. Woman! Li Meng said without a flicker.
Ooh!
Guan Yu stood up, without saying a word, stuffed the jade bracelet into his arms, his eyes were red, kicked the chair, and walked towards the door of the hotel.
Guan Yu was aggrieved and wanted to cry.
This is too deceitful, isn't it?
Li Meng looked stunned, looked at Guan Yu's thin back, and secretly complained for his sister: "Sister, my sister originally wanted to find a wishful husband for you, but it seems that forget it, people don't look down on you at all." I think you still accept the love of Zhao Ruozhuo, the four princes, that guy has been secretly in love with you for eight years! You can't afford to spend yourself any longer, how many eight years can you have in your life? ”