【265】 What snakes like to eat
Although Qianxue exaggerated the crisis very seriously, Jade also felt that Nanke should have the right to know about such things as laying eggs, it was very easy for her to get pregnant as a demon god, and if she sincerely wanted to calculate Nanke, Nanke would be able to be a father after 10 months.
Not to mention that the current Nanke should try to stay away from the [Sin of Lust], otherwise there is a danger of causing a chain of sin tattoos.
So the intimacy between Jade and Nank stopped at hugging, and did not treat the movie theater, express hotel, and even the grass as a place for matching, as Qianxue said.
The two of them blew the wind on the shores of Dongshan Lake and talked about inconsequential but affectionate topics, and Nanke felt a little hungry and asked Jade if she wanted to eat something nearby.
The way the demon god stores energy is superior to that of humans, Jade consumes less magic power today, and the corresponding appetite is also lower, in addition, the demon god can feed on the power of faith, "love" is also a kind of faith, Jade even feels that as long as Nanke cares for himself like this, it doesn't matter if he doesn't eat anymore from now on.
In "Strange Tales from Liaozhai", once a scholar who falls in love with a fox fairy empathizes with him, the fox fairy can almost always find out this at the first time, which has a lot to do with the fact that the demon god can feed on human love.
Human beings have a short lifespan and are physically weak, but their spiritual power is the best among the Three Realms, and other races can also produce faith power, but the strength is not comparable to that of human beings at all, which leads to the Heavenly Realm and the Demon Realm doing everything to compete for faith power in the human world.
"I'm not too hungry, but it's time for dinner," Jade replied, "Let's find a little cleaner restaurant to eat." ”
The constitution of the demon god. Including the digestive system, it is much stronger than humans. Food spoilage. Problems such as unhygienic cooking methods are usually difficult to cause gastrointestinal discomfort to the demon god, and Jade proposes to find a clean restaurant for Nanke's sake.
In fact, as long as Nanke is full, even if Jade is only watching from the sidelines, and can capture love from Nanke's expression, she will also be able to get the feeling of fullness.
Of course, this trick doesn't work for every demon god, even if someone loves Xia Chi very, very, very much, Xia Chi can't let you eat here She watched from the side. She is both insensitive to love and a hopeless foodie......
Nanke walked along a street in the nearby Flower, Bird and Fish Market, and found a small restaurant at the intersection, where his grandfather had bought tropical fish with him when he was in good health, and the braised pork in this small restaurant was not enough, Nanke always remembered.
Today was Monday, and many people hadn't left work at 6 p.m., so there weren't many guests in the small restaurant, so Nanke and Jade found a window seat and sat down.
The owner of the hotel himself came over as a waiter, and he wore a white apron around his waist, which was not dirty. But inevitably a little greasy, the middle-aged strong man with a stubble on his face asked:
"What do you two eat? We've got it all. You can also ask for what is not on the menu! ”
What the boss said sounded a little strange, Nanke glanced at his face and realized that it was not the boss he knew before, and it seemed that the restaurant had been run by a different person.
(Hopefully the chef hasn't changed...... )
Nanke thought as he searched the menu for his proud braised pork, and at the same time he was a little worried that he didn't know what Jade liked to eat.
"You can order what is not on the menu." The boss repeated it again.
Nanke was puzzled, in fact, the boss didn't say this to any customer, because his restaurant was close to the flower, bird and fish market, he got some not very legal game from some channels, and he didn't dare to write it on the menu publicly, but he only tentatively asked when he saw customers who might be interested.
Generally speaking, the boss asks about those rich people who are willing to spend money to try new things, Nanke and Jade don't belong to this range, but the boss sees that although Jade is dressed ordinarily, her beauty is not lost to some TV stars, and her temperament is even better.
(This kid can have such a girlfriend is by no means an ordinary person, most of them are a low-key rich second generation, although my hotel is hidden, but because there are good goods, some people still come here, I think this kid is like this!) )
Nanke took the menu and looked through it over and over, and asked Jade what he liked to eat, and then asked the boss if there was a change of chef here, and the boss would have been annoyed by someone else's boss for a long time, but he had a preconceived idea that Nanke had brought his girlfriend to eat game and try it, so he still smiled attentively with a pen and paper beside him.
"Boss, you said you can ask for what is not on the menu, is it really fake?" Nanke half-turned to the boss in his seat, "Can the Manchu Han Quan Xi also do it?" ”
"That...... The Manchu and Han can't do it. The boss smiled all over his face, bent down and put one hand to his mouth, and whispered, "But we have a lot of fresh game here, whether you want to eat turtle meat, crocodile meat, or snake meat......
Halfway through the words, Jade's face changed color, and there was even a murderous aura in his eyes, and the hotel owner had goosebumps, and said in his heart: Which sentence did I say wrong? Could it be that this little star is an animal protectionist?
Nanke realized that just as Pepe resolutely did not eat mutton, Jade also resolutely did not eat snake meat, and it is conceivable that Xu Xian would never use any snakes as ingredients after marrying the White Lady.
"Don't mention snake meat again," Nanke laughed, "There is another way to eat snake meat for me, and I definitely don't eat snake meat outside." ”
Nanke's meat joke was only understood by Jade, and she blushed, but she couldn't say anything in front of the boss.
Pepe's horns and ears on her head are always a reminder that she is a sheep, but Emerald only rarely shows snake scales on her skin, which makes Nanke unable to remember that the latter is a snake at all times.
After noticing this before ordering, Nanke had an idea and asked the restaurant owner:
"Since there are crocodiles and turtles, there must be frogs too, right? How are you doing fried chicken? ”
Nanke said as he secretly checked Jade's expression: Snakes love to eat frogs, and Nanke thinks that Jade should not be annoying.
"Yes! Deep-fried field chicken is our chef's specialty! The boss hurriedly replied, "Let's have a fried field chicken first, right?" I'll tell the kitchen to prepare it now! ”
As if he was worried that Nanke would regret it, the boss turned around and walked towards the back kitchen, and he thought to himself: I asked Lao Wang to make the fried field chicken more delicious, and I am not afraid that they will not have some other game in the future! Even if you're an animal rights activist, isn't the man across from you? Next time, he might bring another girlfriend with him!
In fact, Nanke doesn't like to eat field chicken at all, this dish is completely for Jadeite's order, he saw the boss leave to go to the back kitchen, so he asked Jade in a low voice:
"Am I abrupt? Because Pepe loves to eat grass, I take it for granted that you love to eat field chicken...... It doesn't matter if you don't like it, we had to order something else, I loved the braised pork here when I was a child......"
"I—I'm not ......," Jade replied with a blushing face, "Ninja training is very hard, and I often have to catch frogs in the farmland to eat them during the incubation period, and my brothers and sisters find it unpalatable, but I think it's good to eat it roasted...... Xia Chi's takeaway restaurant is next to the restaurant that sells pickled pepper large-mouthed frogs, and I admit that I was a little craving to eat it when I first found out......"
Jade couldn't go on when she said this, obviously thinking that girls eating frogs were not dignified enough, but Nank felt that the other party was closer to her and became cuter because she finally discovered the ninja girl's food fetish.
"Don't worry about other people's eyes, at least I will never laugh at you." Nank tapped on the table, trying to attract Jade's attention, who was too shy to look up.
"By the way, if your eating habits are really close to snakes...... Nanke said, "then it's not for nothing that Xia Chi said that you like to eat hamsters, right?" Seriously, don't you want to eat it when you see Okurakura? ”
"No," replied Emerald with a very serious voice, looking up, "I will never eat your pets!" ”
"Absolutely not eating and loving or not eating are two different things, right?" Nanke asked, "Today, the hamster was almost roasted by Xia Chi playing with fire, if Xia Chi gave you the roasted hamster to eat, would you eat it?" ”
"Nope! I don't eat if I die! ”
Jade firmly denied it, but she, a person who was deeply influenced by Eastern culture, crossed the index and middle fingers of her left hand behind her...... In Western culture, this gesture means "what I just said, what I swore does not count." (To be continued......)