There were a lot of people in line, and everyone was waiting together with all kinds of reverence and expectation for the fairy. About an hour and a half had passed, and it was late at night. At this point, almost everyone in the north sleeps, but the south is used to nightlife.

For those here, the nightlife has just begun.

Perhaps fate is predestined, my 007 is the last number today, that is, the thirtieth person who came to ask for medicine.

Tianjin townsfolk are the twenty-ninth.

I waited until the Tianjin folks came out of it, and I went over and asked, "Hey, how's it going?" What does the fairy say no? ”

The Tianjin fellow was in a trance: "Fairy, fairy...... Why is it called a fairy like this? ”

I look at his facial expression.

Apparently greatly stimulated.

Poor fellow, what the hell are you swollen?

Although the Tianjin fellow looked wrong, he still paid for the consultation and took a string of herbs wrapped in straw paper from the young man in the shop.

I was curious and asked my fellow countryman, "What kind of disease do you have?" ”

The fellow spit out two words in aggrievedness: "Don't lift!" ”

Hey, don't say it, I heard him say the word 'don't lift', and then carefully look at the countryman's complexion, sure enough, the root of the mountain, the sickness is shrouded, and it is extremely gray and dry, without blood, and without moisture.

Looking at the second eyes of the fellow again, it was really bleak.

It seems that this fairy is sick, and the break is also accurate, but why does the fellow look like this? 、

"Next." Dude is calling me.

I took the number plate and gave it to him.

The man pointed to a small dim corridor and said, "Go inside, at the end, turn left, and you will see the fairy." ”

I followed what he said, entered the small corridor, walked a dozen steps, turned left, and saw ......

Oh I'll go, oh oh god! Is this human? Is this ......?

I made the things in front of me tremble, and the chrysanthemums tightened, almost slumping on the ground.

In front of me, five meters away, there is a big bookcase, behind the bookcase hangs an antique fairy medicine map, that painting, it looks like some years, but the brushwork is very exquisite, a look is from a famous artist.

But the painting is not the point.

The focus is on the man behind the big bronze incense burner on the bookcase!

First of all, she is a woman, about 20 years old, with long hair in a shawl, fair skin, and facial features.

But, why is she so fat?

There are several kinds of fat, slightly fat, slightly fat, obese, big fat, super fat, giant fat, and, the legendary existence, mountain and sea fat!

What is the fat of mountains and seas?

This is the person who appears in front of you, no matter what posture you take. He or she will always give you the feeling of mountains and sea.

Yes, they definitely weigh more than 300 kilograms.

And that's a conservative number.

O fairy of my land! No wonder Brother Tianjin has such an expression. As far as any man is concerned, if he knew that the fairy in his mind was this respect, it was estimated that his weak heart would be shattered into countless pieces in an instant.

Fortunately, I don't have any extravagant hopes for fairies, so my heart is not broken.

It's just that the person in front of him is really Fan Daxian'er's female apprentice?

Three seconds later, I heard a phrase and I wanted to run......

"Whoever comes, report your name!"

The big and rough voice, the movements of the pure masters, do not lose the Han style of Aunt Bear in North America!

I'll go!

I was wrong, fairy, spare me!

I trembled on my two little legs, and walked crookedly to the stool in front of the bookcase, I sat down with my ass, I raised my head to forcibly stabilize my mind, and said softly: "My surname is Ji, I am from the mainland, and I want to ask the fairy for medicine." ”

"Eight characters come up!"

The fairy took an oversized beef burger on the table, put it in her mouth and took a big bite, puffed out her cheeks, chewed hard, and took a king-sized cup of Coke on the other side of the bookcase, bit the straw, and sucked hard, suddenly, she glared at the beads of her eyes, and after swallowing a large mouthful of food in her mouth, she stretched out her fat claws, wiped the remaining salad dressing at the corner of her mouth, and then asked me in a deep voice: "Why don't you report the eight characters?" ”

I'll admit, I'm fascinated by the fairy's demeanor!

I've never seen an existence with such uninhibited manners and such a shocking appearance, and I want to look at it more so that I don't see it again.

"I'm asking you! Stunned, what kind of system have you become! The fairy was slightly angry.

Me: "Ah......"

When I came back to my senses, I said, "What are you asking me for?" ”

The fairy frowned: "I'll ask you to bring it." ”

I regained my composure, and my brain suddenly wanted to go bad.

Alas! How could I do this? I just want to make it bad......

I squinted, leaned closer, and asked with a smile: "Lord Fairy, I heard that you have given me a batch of eight characters early in the morning." What do you have to do twice, you old man, call that little finch and give it directly to the box......"

I took a look, and sure enough, there was an antique sandalwood box in the corner of the big bookcase.

The eight-character life book that Tianjin Ke said should be lying in that box!

Seeing this, I got up and reached out to take it.

Rumble!

A big fat claw slammed into the bookcase, and the earth shook, and the walls of the tent were dusty, and the smoke and dust were filled......

"Bold!"

The mountains and seas on the fairy's body shook, and the anger value instantly soared from zero to 10,000 plus ......

I'm a hooligan and I'm not afraid of her playing sideways! Hmph, Hong Kong is a legal society, if you dare to move me, try it at once, hum!

I proudly, stood up, stood up, and said to the fairy: "I said it, you can approve the book of life in advance, I see that the time is not early at night, I don't want to work for you, just try to save trouble, just open the box directly, let me take the book of life, read it, pay the money, carry the medicine and leave, you should sleep and sleep, the supper, you supper, you see, how good this thing is, why spend that two times, and ask the eight characters and ask this, ask that, our fairy out of the customs to send medicine, isn't it a speed, save trouble, you and I rest assured, everyone is happy." Hey, you say, am I right......"

Call...... Call...... Call......

Your uncle! You...... You're asleep!

Yes, I saw our fairy very clearly, with his big head drooping and a long hala at the corner of his mouth, piled up in his chair, and sleeping sweetly.

Thin people are hot! Therefore, people with thin bodies like to stay up late, can't sleep, and are prone to insomnia.

Fat people are wet! Wet heavy sleepy, so fat people like to sleep, do not like to exercise, like to sleep, and fall asleep, unless the sky thunders, landslides and cracks, otherwise, if you don't sleep enough, you will never wake up!

In addition, the fact that the fairy-sama can fall asleep is directly related to what I just said. I don't like to speak loudly, and the fairy is probably used to roaring on weekdays, so I don't want to let me talk like a tongue twister.

She slept properly!

Sleep, sleep well! It's easy for me to run errands when I sleep! (Don't think about it, fairies are the body of daughters, and I don't have the intention of blaspheming others.) ）

I walked up and down the room with my hands behind my back.

Well, the decoration style is very quaint, and the furnishings are also genuine antiques.

After half a circle, I came to the opposite of the fairy, and when I looked up, I hung a fine white and shiny steel pole on my head, and on the pole, there was a colorful diamond parrot squatting.

This parrot is beautiful, big, with pointed claws, and a body of feathers like satin, shining and shining in the light.

But the strange thing is, why don't you ignore me?

I leaned in, tilted my head, and listened.

Call...... Call...... Call......

Ouch, this guy was also tired for a day, tired enough to choke, and actually fell asleep.

Without disturbing the parrot's rest, I turned around and returned to the fairy's bookcase, and when I raised my eyes, I saw the sandalwood box.

Curious, I walked over and moved the box gently, when suddenly, I heard a slight click.

Intrigued, I took a closer look at the wall that was blocking the box.

At this glance, I found the doorway, it turned out that there was a small pin on the wall, it was a small baffle painted with wood color, the baffle was movable, and it could only be opened from the inside, and the outside did not look closely at the slightest flaw.

I see!

I understood, and opened the sandalwood box, which was empty.

Looking at the inner wall of the box again, I reached out and touched it carefully, and sure enough, there was also a pin, which was also a baffle, which could be put on the outside and poked inside.

This time, I got it.

Dare to love, this is a double reed.

The one outside, sitting here scary, even scared and asked, asked eight characters.

Someone inside listened to it, so they approved the eight characters in a short time, wrote them on a small piece of paper, and then stuffed them into the wooden box along the small pin.

In order to prevent some guests from checking the wooden box, a large parrot student was specially arranged to make a cameo courier.

The parrot flutters its wings and flies beautifully, so the guests' attention will be attracted to the parrot, and then the wooden box and the walls will be completely ignored!

It's a wonderful pairing, a really great master, hiding on the other side of the wall!

I fiddled with the wooden box and smiled.

Turned......

Stunned.

Our mountain and sea fairy classmates, I don't know when, have woken up faintly, staring at me with a pair of big eyes full of infinite murderous aura.

We just looked at each other.

After about three seconds.

The fairy roared: "Ah! It's time to smash the field! You're looking for death! Hit the streets. ”

Rumble! Rumble! Rumble!

Call!

A large heavy solid wood chair whistled towards me with the heavy sound of the wind.

I flashed.

Bang!

The chair hit the wall and shattered!

The fairy's steps were heavy, booming, moving the mountains and seas, and rushing straight towards me.

I panicked, dodged, and said, "Don't, don't, I'll go along, I'll ......"

"Ah, peers! I'll beat you to death! ”

I regret that I shouldn't have said the word peer, what is peer? Peers are enemies.

I......

I'll flash again.

The fairy boomed, blocked the way I came, quickly occupied the favorable terrain, and bent down with great difficulty, reached out and picked up a thick chair leg, and ran towards me, boom, boom......

I gritted my teeth, turned my head, and saw that there seemed to be a door to the left side of the bookcase.

I swished, ran, pulled, lived, I turned my head, and saw that the fairy was angrily killing, I didn't care about anything, opened the door, bowed my head, and banged.

I'll go! What is this, so soft, and besides, it's still fragrant ......?