When I heard this, I was anxious: "Now that I am lecturing, I am not ready for anything." ”

Li Xue smiled, and smiled very gently.

She bent down slightly and pulled out a set of clothes from a paper bag next to the leg of the table.

"I remember your size, Armani, this autumn's trend, business suit, and a pair of shoes in it, you can go to Lao Mo's office to change it later." Li Xue is secluded.

Goddess Sister ......

I can't put into words how many feelings I have in my heart for a while.

I don't know if she really ...... me

Or, just treat me, a dick who has just flopped out of his career, as an eternal substitute.

Ay!

Feelings are really more complicated than practice, and there are thousands of things, like a mess, unreasonable, cut and messy.

I nodded my head hard, asked Lao Mo for the office key, put on my shoes, and was about to stand up.

Li Xue stuffed something in my hand again.

It was a flat mirror with black edges.

"Put it on, the Sven of the human appearance, there is knowledge." Li Xue said solemnly.

I didn't dare to look at Li Xue's eyes, took my glasses, swished, and fled.

I went to Lao Mo's office, changed my clothes, picked up my phone, and was about to go out. Suddenly, the phone rang again, and the prompt was a text message.

Book.

"I miss your night, it's cold."

Signed: Li Dayou

That's right, the number I remember in my mobile phone is still when I first arrived at BQ, and I heard Xiaoyu say the name of Li Dayou.

I thought about it, organized the language, and was about to type.

There was a knock on the office door.

I open.

Mo Mo stood at the door and said, "Quick, everyone is here, in the classroom upstairs." ”

I hurriedly left the office with Momo and came to the corner of the corridor, where Li Xue was standing in front of me with a smile.

"Come on! I'll bring you up. ”

The goddess couldn't help but say, stretched out her little hand to hold my paws, as if leading a child, and led me upstairs directly.

Arrived at a large classroom upstairs.

I stood at the door and took a look, so lively, elites from all walks of life, were talking and laughing in groups from time to time.

And it's in the front row by the window.

Lin Bingbing, Xiao Qi, Ren Ling, and Yu Linglin were as if they were discussing, wearing neat and simple little skirts, each holding a notebook in his hand, and sitting together very seriously waiting for class.

At this time, people walk in from time to time.

Among them, there are many arrogant and awe-inspiring workplace beauties, aggressive business elites, and big-bellied private company CEOs with proud eyes.

They either came alone, or they were accompanied by Delicate Mi.

When they arrived at the classroom, they greeted Momo one after another, and then found a seat to sit down.

The layout of the classroom is similar to that of our university classroom, divided into two doors before and after, the room is spacious and bright, and there are large projectors and other multimedia teaching equipment near the podium.

Li Xue and I stood at the door for a short while.

I pointed to the back door, and Li Xue understood.

Then, I slipped silently out the back door and sat down in the back.

It was sparsely populated and lasted for half an hour.

Yi Yeqing took a list and passed it one by one in front. After confirming that everything was there, she turned back to Momo and said a few words.

Momo first took the stage to speak.

I didn't expect that the countless Momo, who was originally in the entertainment industry, would change shape once he changed shape...... Hey, that's a bit like that. A few words are thrown at a very high level, which fully shows the sincerity of BQ culture.

After Momo finished speaking, he changed his clothes and changed Ye Qing.

Xiaoqing, it's a little tender.

After saying a few words, please take care of me and other kind words, she flashed and invited Fan Jinnan and Fan seniors to come up.

Fan's predecessor is the face, he takes the formal and upright route.

The speech was watertight, very measured, and very leading!

That one...... This one...... So...... I emphasize...... Let me highlight ...... I very much hope to ......

Yawn!

I sat back and yawned, a little sleepy.

Yawning, I looked around again.

Uncle He, several middle-aged male classmates with big bellies actually drooped their heads and took a nap.

Call...... Call...... That incense.

I don't know how long it is more than ten centimeters.

And more people, although they didn't sleep, also flipped out their phones there, turned on silently, and swiped something on the screen with their fingers.

The atmosphere in the classroom is very harmonious.

"Finally, I wish this training a complete success and success for everyone! Now, please invite our lecturer to the stage! Fan Jinnan made a closing remark, stood up, and waved his hand.

Bang Bang Bang!

Someone began to applaud.

Woke up, half-asleep, and those who were about to fall asleep opened their eyes and applauded blindly.

I smiled, stood up, and walked slowly forward.

At first, no one paid attention to me, and when I walked to the middle of the classroom, someone muttered, "Hey, is he a teacher at such a young age?" Will it work? ”

"Ah, brother......"

The seventh master covered his mouth, but he almost didn't call out.

Lin Bingbing's eyes were surprised and excited.

Ren Ling was surprised and overjoyed.

Yu Linglin was delighted, and his eyes were looking forward to it.........

My appearance is really different, some people are happy, some people are worried, some people scold, and some people shake their heads!

Uncle, I'll let you see the extraordinary methods of Da Jibai in a while, roar!

The most important thing for a teacher is a letter.

Students don't trust their teachers and don't trust their teachers. Even if the teacher wears out the skin of his mouth and twists out flowers on his tongue, the students don't think you are very clever.

Believed......

The teacher can point at any time, and the students can point to you for three days and three nights.

But now, except for my little demon moth, the big dark demon moth, no one here believes me.

They are all top business elites, or highly educated, or knowledgeable and well-versed in strategy......

So I stood on the shelf.

Immediately, a middle-aged man with glasses shouted: "Little teacher, how old are you?" There is no graduation. ”

I smiled: "I'm XX years old, and I've been graduating for more than a year." ”

"Haha......"

"Huh."

"Hee-hee-hee......"

Hey, no, how can there be hee-hee? I took a look at it with a black face, and sure enough, Xiao Qi covered his mouth and secretly had fun without heart.

You little girl, you dare to join in this fun, see how I clean you up when I look back.

Right! Southern Loose Bone Dafa! Let you die and come back to life.

I secretly paid attention, and I was positive: "Hehe, it's a little younger, but this knowledge is not divided between young and old." Now, I'm going to play a little game with you today. That one...... Just you, this big brother, how old are you? ”

"Three out of forty." The man with glasses looked at me with a joke in his eyes.

I said, "Okay, big brother, please get closer, there is ...... This big sister, oh, that dude......"

I hired five people to sit in the first row.

When they were all seated, I took out five pieces of paper and said to them, "I have five pieces of paper here, and you may write your date of birth clearly on them, and attach your own name." I, on the other hand, will put the messy note in front of each of you in the right way, according to the date of your birth. ”

The five of them thought it was funny, so they took a pen and wrote it down.

When it was over, everyone crumpled the paper into a ball again.

I consciously turned my back.

"Little teacher, we've got it done."

I turned around and saw five paper balls in front of me, opening them one by one.

I calculated according to the method of pushing the eight characters according to the year, month and day. (This can be calculated according to the palm of the hand.) I won't talk much about the specific method. ）

After some calculations, I didn't pay attention to the year, month, and hour, I only paid attention to the yen.

Among the four pillars and eight characters, the yen represents the lord of life itself.

And the five yen I got were; Gengshen, Yimao, Ding Chou, Bingwu, Wuxu.

The people of Gengshen have a beautiful female life and a handsome male life.

I think among the five people, the man is not too handsome, and one of the young women is beautiful and has an excellent temperament.

Gengshen, this person, named it, is a big stupid cat.

The name is intended to be used to confuse people, and the words written on the paper are also deliberately written with the left hand, crooked, and it is difficult to distinguish the pen.

After distinguishing who Gengshen is, let's look at Bingwu again.

The people of Bingwu are fierce, and their lives are vigorous, and their eyes are bright. The facial aura is extremely sunny. On the other hand, if the body is weak, although the eyes are large, its light is dim, and the aura of the whole face also gives people a feeling that it is difficult to mention the spirit.

I glanced at it, and among the five people, a middle-aged thin man came into view.

His eyes are big, but his spirit is insufficient, and his eyebrows are open, but he is worried.

Yes, this Bingwu is him. Looking at the note he left again, two very strong words were written, Siyu.

It's even more correct, because in the eight characters, many people avoid what they like and what they like.

For example, this one, who hits a lot of water, should have avoided water, but he just thinks about the rain, how can he drive high and go high with this number of qi?

And, if my judgment is correct, this Siyu is definitely a leader in the unit. Because, his eight characters are called eight kills are extremely heavy! There is a system of killing, and the body is weak, so it is advisable to follow the pattern of official killing.

I will analyze the remaining three characters one by one.

In the end, it took only five or six minutes. At the end, I shook off the white paper neatly, came to the temperamental woman and said, "Big stupid cat! That's you. ”

The temperament woman was stunned for a moment, and her expression was extremely surprised for a while.

I turned to the thin middle-aged man again and said, "Siyu is you!" ”

The middle-aged man was also stunned.

I also added: "I've been unlucky lately, I'm always tired, right?" ”

The middle-aged man was completely stunned......

There were three of them, and I was in place one by one, and they all pointed out who the other party was.

At the end, I said to the last one, "It's been a good month, with Tai Sui's help, good luck!" ”

The other party was stunned for a while, and muttered, "God, I was just notified of my promotion......"

I laughed and said, "That's not God, next, I'll ask three more volunteers to come to the front, and we'll play a different little game." ”

Wow, the atmosphere of the class was immediately mobilized by me.

For a while, everyone had to rush up, Xiao Qi, Ren Ling, and Yu Linglin also rushed up, and they were scared back by a direct look from me.

Demon moth, what a mess!

This time there were three middle-aged male classmates.

One is fat, the other is tall but thin, and the other is short but extremely capable, with angular facial features.

The three of them came up and were about to speak, when I motioned for them to be silent.

I said, "I haven't heard you speak, so don't be silent." Now, I'm blindfolded, and then each of you says a different word. Finally, I will take off my eyecloth and tell you who said it. ”

Everyone was secretly curious.

I asked Yi Yeqing to bring me a black cloth, blindfolded, and stood facing the blackboard.

I said, "Let's get started." ”

A voice said, "Teacher Xiaoji, you're very interesting." ”

Another voice said, "Teacher Xiao Ji, are you really just graduated?" ”

The last voice: "Hello, Teacher Xiaoji." ”

I listened and said, "Okay, now don't make a sound. ”

I turned around, smiled at the diminutive middle-aged man, and said, "That voice was very high just now, and it was you who said I was interesting." ”

The middle-aged man was stunned: "Hey, how do you know?" ”

I didn't answer, but turned my gaze to the tall middle-aged man and said, "The voice is very soft, asking me if I am a recent graduate, it should be you, right?" ”

Finally, I said to the fat man, "The voice is rough, ask me directly, it's you, right?" ”

The three of them were all stunned again!

In fact, this so-called listening and distinguishing people is only the most superficial auscultation skill in traditional Chinese medicine.

A short and thin middle-aged man, with a blue complexion and angular facial features, at first glance he is a person with strong lungs.

The fat man's eye bags are slightly dark, his cheeks are flushed, and there are obvious symptoms of kidney yin deficiency.

A tall middle-aged man, with insufficient yang energy, although he has grown a big tall man, he does not see the man's unique killing and decisive intention between his eyebrows. Of course, it is not the compassion that is unique to the practitioner, but only the kindness of a woman.

In ancient times, there were skilled doctors who specialized in women's medicine.

But the old society was feudal, and men and women were not close to each other. Especially if you don't leave the boudoir, you can't meet male humans other than your family at all.

Therefore, some surgeons study the science of listening, and then whenever they diagnose a disease, they let the patient sit on the bed with the curtain hanging down, and let her read a poem or a couplet.

By listening to this voice, we can discern where her internal organs are sick.

Finally, ask carefully about the specific symptoms, and when you are ready, prescribe medicine. After a few days, the doctor received the bonus, happily went home and waited for his daughter-in-law to drink two glasses of wine, and then went to bed and hugged his daughter-in-law happily......

I sold two small wrists in just ten minutes, one is the basic number of eight characters, and the other is the auscultation technique of traditional Chinese medicine.

The wrist is not very skillful.

But the effect was surprisingly good, and for a while, the interest of all the students was immediately aroused. One by one, those who dozed off were also in good spirits, and those who played with their mobile phones also went to their pockets, stretching their necks one after another, looking forward to it.

At this point, I motioned for the three volunteers to return to their seats.

Then I said to the crowd, "Guys, I just played two little tricks. But now, let's put aside the technology and talk about one of the most important processes, because it's this process that allows me to make the most accurate judgments in a short period of time, can you tell me, what is that process? ”

The students were thinking to themselves in their seats, but no one spoke......

This situation is very good.

It is that no one among them speaks up, which shows that they are on the passive side of the audience. And I, as a teacher, have already grasped the initiative in the classroom at the moment!

I smiled slightly, took a piece of chalk, and wrote two neat italics on the blackboard behind my back.

"Observe!"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then there was a round of applause.

This time, the applause was noticeably warm! It's all from the heart!

I motioned for everyone not to applaud, and then said, "Do you know what is the most important thing in order to really observe the trajectory of one thing, one person, one thing?" ”

The crowd did not speak.

Yes! Now, I have mastered their emotions and mastered their train of thought. And this is the most basic ability of a teacher!

I took the chalk and wrote another line on the blackboard.

"Calm your mind!"

Well, another round of applause.

I still signal everyone not to slap in advance, I'm not done with this.

And I said, "Do you know how to calm our hearts?" ”

The crowd was now shaking their heads, their eyes full of anticipation.

I smiled slightly, and wrote eight words on the blackboard: "Knowledge, Entry, Enlightenment, and Harmony!" ”

After writing, I threw away the chalk and said with a light smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, today's class is here, tomorrow, we will continue!" ”

As soon as the words fell, he flashed and left!

Wow!

There was applause behind him......