The eastern gate of the northern province - the Rhine

Looking at the very strange combination in front of him, Adam, the city guard who was unfortunately on duty here today, was silently reciting the "233 Rules of Self-cultivation for City Guards" at a very fast speed in his heart

Otherwise, he really can't guarantee that he won't control his hands and not throw these guys with holes in their brains into the moat

A vague hint of unhappiness flashed in his eyes, and Adam spoke to the anxious silver-haired young girl in front of him in as calm a tone as he could

"The entrance fee is four copper coins, please pay it quickly, there are still many people waiting behind, please don't waste everyone's time."

And the silver-haired young girl, who was almost half the height of the city guards, was scrambling in a bag the size of herself

"Woo~ Ning Ning obviously remembered to put it here, why is it missing."

Tears rolled in her eyes, and the silver-haired young girl looked around at a loss, as if the lost copper coin would fall from the sky

"Woo~ What should I do... The money can't be found... This, in this case, there will be no money to go into the city... I, I'm not going to be left behind by my brother to pay off my debts, objection! Objection! I'm not as cheap as 4 copper coins. ”

Looking at the young girl in front of him who was about to cry, Adam couldn't help but feel a hot nose, a wonderful feeling emerged from his heart, covering his nose with his hands, and a certain Lori city guard quickly turned around

It looks like I've awakened a very incredible attribute.,Anyway, 4 copper coins aren't much money.,Or I'll put it on her.,But I'm not Lolita.,It's just that I'll help her when she's crying pitifully! Just seeing that she cries pitifully will help her! Because it's important, say it twice!

"It's okay, it's just 4 copper coins, let my big brother help..."

With a nosebleed on his face that had not yet been wiped clean, Adam turned his head with the smile of the big brother next door, but before he could finish speaking, a holy light rose into the sky, blinding the eyes of all the melon-eating people who did not know the truth within a radius of a hundred miles

Also with a short silver-white hair, the young man was comforting the crying young girl, only to see the young man leaning down slightly, stretching out his white palm and gently rubbing the young girl's soft long hair

"How can you mortgage the lemon at the price of 4 copper coins~"

"Ni-chan~"

Looking at the face in front of her, which always had a gentle smile, the tears in the young girl's eyes slowly stopped

"If we mortgage you here, we only need 3 copper coins~"

"Huh, huh?! Objection! Absolute objectionです! We're ours! You can't trade it!! ”

The two eyes turned like mosquito coils, and Ning Ning couldn't help but start to make up for her miserable life in the future

After being sold to the aristocracy, he had to endure hunger every day to work, and if he didn't obey, he would be beaten...

Abandoned in a cardboard box on the side of the road, curled up in a ball on a cold night, alone... Alone in a dark alley...

Treated as a stockpile, he woke up one morning to find himself thrown into a bubbling cauldron

The tears that had just been stopped tended to gush out again

"Dissent... Objections... Sold into the hands of filthy adults or something... Abandoned in a cardboard box on the side of the road or something... Abandoned by Ernie sauce or something... It's used as a reserve or something...... Lemon Lemon... Lemon is not for eating! Objection! Objection! Absolute dissent!! ”

"No, don't cry, Ni-chan is joking~ Lemon is the most precious treasure of Ni-chan~ How can I sell you?"

"Dissent... People have the right to doubt the truth of this statement? ”

"Of course it's true~"

"Dissent! Wise Lord Lemon suspects you're perfunctory to her!"

"Absolutely not~"

"You have to promise!"

"Hi ~ Hi ~ I promise, I will never leave my little princess in my life~"

"Dissent! Also pull the hook hook! ”

"Hi~Hi~"

whatTheF○ck

With a blank look, Adam looked at the extra gasoline and torches in his hand and smiled a broken smile

"Ahh!!!h

The sudden scream woke up the big brother of the city guard, who had fallen into some kind of strange state

The conscious Adam quickly raised his head, only to see countless frightened eyes staring at him... around

Swallowing a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, Adam slowly turned his head away

"Ahh

Hound Sharjah

An old guy who has been with me for 2 years

Last year's Hound Star in the city

A good helper who has cooperated with himself to solve countless large and small cases

At this moment, he was standing up with his two hind paws very humanely, and his two front paws trembling against the wall, Sharjah stared at the man kneeling on one knee in front of him with a very frightened look.

In front of him, a man with two horns on his head was holding a bouquet of flowers that had come from nowhere, and said in a gentle tone to the overwhelmed hound in front of him:

"Oh ~ dear dog ~ For some reason, my heart seems to be captured by your moving beauty at the first sight of me, oh my God~ You must be a treasure given to me by God, marry me, I will definitely give you sexual blessings!"

After saying that, he walked towards the trembling hound by himself, and with a look full of **, he slowly uncovered his belt...

"You. . . Damn, stop it!! ”

Pulling out the saber at his waist, the self-cultivation of the city guards had long been left behind, and now Adam just wanted to throw these stupid people with holes in their brains into the moat to feed the crocodiles

However, before he could act

was suddenly grabbed by a hand and pulled into his arms

The cloth behind him was already soaked with cold sweat

A heavy breath hit the base of Adam's ear

On his resolute face, there was a somewhat evil but unquestionable smile.

"It's not a good thing to disturb someone's relationship, your friend seems to be busy, so why don't you go for a coffee with me, boy?"

The sword in his hand was brutally snatched away, and the fine steel sword that the dwarven blacksmith in the city had hammered out was inserted into his crotch, and after a strange moaning and groaning, a new steel rose was pulled out of his pants

"Nono~~boy, don't refuse my invitation" The carrot-like thick fingers pressed lightly to the soldier's lips. "There is no regret medicine in the world to take. Anyone will regret missing a romantic appointment. ”

Inexplicably, a flush appeared on Adam's face

"W!!!!!!!ow, oh

"Perverted aa!!!a

"It's a long time! Someone's day dog, ahh!!!!h ”

"Mom, what's that?"

"Children can't watch! Will get pregnant!! ”

In the midst of the chaos, a young man named Seven Nights Seabird led the unaware Lemon and swaggered into the city gate

It seems that I don't need it, but I sold it

Congratulations, congratulations

"Dissent! Lemon won't be sold! ”

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ps: May disease is really terrible, I almost don't want to code words