Chapter 732: Purebred, Real Demon Moth
Li Xue listened to my words and sighed: "The longer the better, otherwise, the bill of our medical and health center will be unbearable for me." ”
I turned my head and smiled, "Don't worry, there will be bread, and there will be milk." ”
It's not easy to stay on top of things in the U.S. Of course, the premise is that you can live as much as you want, go to the supermarket to eat, pick up expired food from the food store, sleep in the park, and live the life of a homeless person.
But I don't want to live like that, and I'm going to live in Beverly Hills......
When I drove to the apartment where we were staying, I began to draw up a detailed fee plan for this 'life interventional treatment' with Li Xue.
Numerology in Taoist medicine, let's call it here, character trait analysis. Feng Shui is called 'Ambient Magnetic Field Adjustment'. The healing of the three souls is called 'subconscious infiltration'. Massage, acupuncture, these are called 'self-body repair',
To sum up, it is divided into four levels: personality trait analysis, environmental magnetic field adjustment, subconscious infiltration, and self-body repair.
Each level is a course of treatment, and a course of treatment is seven days.
Again, the fee for each level is $23,515.
Before the treatment, a contract will be signed. That is, to provide protection for the personal safety of patients, if the patient has any accidents, we will pay a sky-high compensation, but also be directly sued.
The United States, it's all done here, law first!
In addition, if the patient's symptoms do not improve at the end of the four sessions, then we will refund 75% of the commission.
That's all for the general idea.
Li Xue and I were busy for most of the night, and the contract was drafted, and tomorrow Li Xue will consult friends in the legal profession to repair the terms of the contract and make it legally effective.
Doing business in the United States, playing business, you really have to understand their laws thoroughly, otherwise, you may receive a subpoena one day.
Get it done, call it a day, go to bed and die.
The next day, I was still struggling to make up my English at home.
Now my main target for English is American slang, in other words, folk language.
To use an analogy,! Xinhua dictionary, there is no such word. But in the otaku world, I know it all.
So, that's what I'm going to learn.
Li Xue got up early and drove Sasha to work.
Sasha is not a female King Kong, fighting and killing, in fact, it is not her talent, this mixed-race girl's talent is also medicine. Within the clinic, her main job is reception......
After going through so much, the drug-induced memory trauma in Sasha's brain has been completely repaired. But alas, her previous personality has been replaced by a newly established one.
This new personality is the reception specialist of the medical and health center.
Los Angeles time, 13:52 p.m.
I'm on the internet, flirting with a bunch of American girls on my newly registered Twitter.
Li Xue called.
"The contract has been signed, Xiao Ji, it's time for you to get out." Li Xue's tone was obviously excited that could not be concealed.
"OK! Next, ......"
Li Xue: "Wait a minute, I'll drive you to pick you up, and when you get to Galen's house, you have to eat and live with them during this time." In addition, Galen has appointed you as Faniel's temporary guardian, and you are legally responsible. ”
I said, "That's how old guy believes in me?" What kind of ecstasy soup did you give him? ”
Li Xue smiled and said: "Although Lao Gai admires you, this guardian's decision is really not proposed by him." It was his wife, Mrs. Gai, and the woman said that you were very gentle and kind to her daughter, and she saw in your gaze the kindness and wisdom that is unique to the Orientals, so she believed in you. ”
I said, "Dare to love this family, and have such an eye for the Chinese?" ”
Li Xue: "The largest exporter of small and medium-sized medical equipment produced by Lao Gai Company is China, do you say they can have no eyesight?" ”
I laughed: "Okay! Then let me earn back the money he earned from the Chinese. ”
Li Xue: "Come on!" ”
Picking up the phone, I began to prepare my luggage, a few clothes with me, a big bell, and soul locking nails.
Fanielle was the first American demon moth I came into contact with.
I don't have a lot of confidence about the American demon moth, so I put caution in mind.
One hour, forty-five minutes later.
I got into Li Xue's car downstairs.
The car started and went straight to the mountain.
Li Xue said while driving: "I checked Galen's background, it is a big family, the brothers and sisters are independent, and they are all doing well. Belongs to the standard upper-class social figures. ”
Li Xue told me that the money of the upper class is difficult to earn, and it is easy to make money. The key is the word 'faith'. The first thing to do is to make them believe in you. Then, you have to make a list of the items to be charged, which stage, and what kind of fees will be charged.
It can't be like China, you can do this, or, I don't want money, I just want to make friends with you.
Americans, don't do this!
Americans, money, friends, very clearly. The family is very clear, not to mention, we outsiders.
Actually, I already knew these things.
But Li Xue nagged again and again, not for anything else, but for the fear that I wouldn't understand and make some jokes.
Sister goddess, you're bothered!
After driving for a long time, I went up the hill and detoured again, and finally came to a very quiet big house.
Lao Gai and his wife, I deliberately gave myself a day off today, did not go to work, stayed at home, and specially welcomed me.
I carried my bag and, under the leadership of Li Xue, pressed the doorbell.
The two of them came over in person and welcomed us into the house.
Lao Gai met me and gave me a hug: "J, I'm really going to work hard for you." Xue said that you are very professional, I believe you, so I will leave my daughter in your custody. ”
Mrs. Gai also said, "J, you are a wise Oriental, and we believe that you will be able to help Faniel through this most difficult time." ”
Two mouths, send me high hopes, I can't slap my face.
It's just that I vaguely feel that this American little demon moth is more difficult to deal with than the Chinese little demon moth.
Bag into the house.
Sit down in the large living room.
The living room is very modern, with all kinds of electrical appliances and products, all of which are full of high-tech spirit.
Sitting on the sofa, we had a short chat.
Li Xue got up and said goodbye.
Sending Li Xue away and returning to the living room, I asked Lao Gai, "Where's Fannie?" ”
Lao Gai sighed: "Upstairs, ......"
Mrs. Gai said at this time: "J, if it is convenient, I will take you up?" ”
I said, "No problem." ”
Walk upstairs to a bedroom door.
Mrs. Gai reached out and knocked on the door: "Faniel, Faniel, Faniel......"
Bang!
The door opened.
The little American demon moth, with messy blond hair and cold blue eyes, wearing a big T-shirt, a pair of loose shorts, and barefoot, stood at the door, glancing at me and her mother with cold eyes.
The room was deafening, full of screams of death metal.
Mrs. Gai glanced at her daughter worriedly, and said to her, "Faniel, this is J, and he wants to have a good chat with you." ”
I grinned, smiled, and looked goodwill at little Fanny, and then imagined an opening statement.
But I never expected that.
Little Faniel stretched out her hand, grabbed my paws, whoosh, and pulled me into the house.
The next second, bang!
The door is closed!
Your sister, what kind of rhythm is this?
I stood in the doorway, looking at the messy boudoir of the American girl, and I stood for a moment.
Little Fanny grabbed me by the collar in a murderous manner, then took out a handful of banknotes from the pocket of her big shorts, shoved them into my hand, and said viciously, "Buy me wine right away!" Otherwise, I won't let you stay for a minute! ”
This second.
The melody of death metal is echoing.
My collar was pulled.
Fanny, murderous!
In addition, the information on her body showed that she urgently needed to enlarge the move, but because there was no wine, the big move could not be released, and she panicked!
I laughed.
Then he said to Fannelle: "Let's fight, I don't use my hands, I don't use my legs and feet, you want to win me, I'll buy you wine, you can't win, you stay in the room honestly, OK?" ”
Fanniel laughed, laughing wickedly, and then she said, "You'll regret it!" ”
"Phew!"
Fanielle let go of my hand and put on a very formal kickboxing stand.
Ouch......
This little American demon moth dares to be a practitioner.
Look at this posture, but it also looks like it.
The next second.
Fannyl, like a kitten, began to surround me, meowing and jumping.
Then, raise your legs, and I kick.
Bang!
Ouch......
The little American demon moth covered its feet and squatted on the ground.
What's going on?
Kick the bookcase!
I wanted to laugh, but I couldn't laugh, so I hurriedly crouched down and helped check the injury.
Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, at this moment.
The little demon moth didn't care about the pain in his feet, twisted his body, stretched out his hands, and pounced on me.
Is this going to be a sleeping game?
I rolled around on a lazy donkey and dodged this fatal kill.
I immediately stood up again, and then I saw the little demon moth, carrying the lame leg, limping up, I kicked!
I didn't hide, let her kick.
This little girl doesn't have any strength in her legs and feet at all, and kicking her body is similar to a massage.
Bang!
Kicked me with a leg.
I stepped forward.
Faniel couldn't stand on her feet, plopped, and fell into bed.
"Wow!" Books, all kinds of pens, turned into hidden weapons, swishing at me.
I dodge, I dodge, I can't hit, hey, I just can't hit......
But I'm getting proud.
Caught off guard, the little demon went up the mountain with a fierce tiger, and suddenly pounced on me.
Then, all kinds of pinching, taking, biting, pulling, tearing, picking, pulling, and arching......
That's right, just take your head, like a little bull, arch me on my stomach, arch me to the base of the wall, and then use two hands, do a swimming shape, hit and fight!
Actually, nothing was hit.
It is estimated that it is a big move!
Galen was scared, and then I heard a knock at the door, and then they stood in the doorway with the keys in hand.
When they saw their precious girl, in the form of a little beast, put her hand on the wall for me, and stretched out her hand to hit me.
Fanny cried.
Fanny's father yelled: "Fanny, you little girl, you stop me, do you treat guests like this?" ”
Faniel doesn't listen, I arch, I fight, I fight!
The old cover is on fire.
stepped forward, took a hard stance, pulled my daughter away, and then hugged me, and said sorry vigorously.
This is not that they are polite, because first, it is etiquette, and secondly, there were several psychiatrists before, which made Fanny scared away.
After pulling away, Faniel didn't speak, sat cross-legged, sat on the bed, and glared at me hatefully.
Lao Gai helped me, but he didn't pay a lot of money.
Then, we went downstairs.
Sitting downstairs, Mrs. Gai, made me a cup of coffee.
Then the two of them began to tell me that my daughter was in such a situation, crazy and noisy, and I had invited a lot of psychiatrists or something before, but they were scared away, and people were afraid to see this disease, and then let the patient make any trouble, and send it to a psychiatric hospital, and they were afraid that their daughter would be guilty, and asked me, can it be cured?
I took a sip of coffee and said to the old guy, "In the case of little Fanny, we have a professional term, called demon moth. ”
"Demon moths?" The two of them asked in stiff Chinese.
I said, "Yes, it's a demon moth!" ”