The brother in front of me exudes a strong local atmosphere from head to toe. Including, the treatment items listed by him, if you read them carefully, will make people feel a sense of intimacy and locality.

In addition, the kind of long man of this goods is obscene!

What kind of big man with his feet, standing with him, can explode to the M48 nebula in an instant.

He has a pair of standard mouse eyes, two figure-eight eyebrows, a collapsed nose, thick lips, a pointed chin, and a wide forehead.

In addition, this gentleman is not tall, has a thin body, and likes to smoke. After a while, I saw him smoke three cigarettes.

In early summer, when the weather was hot, he was shirtless and wore a big vest, and a line of words was printed on the vest, and there were five big characters in red and white on the book: 'Agricultural Dazhai'.

Don't think that he is an avant-garde art uncle from a certain art group of 798.

He wears this for nothing to do with art, it's a cultural relic, a cultural relic older than me.

He was wearing a pair of knee-grinding black trousers, the legs of which were pulled up high, and his feet came out of a pair of slip-on shoes, except for the socks, and he was barefoot, glancing at the pedestrians on the street with great obscenity, of course, the main attention was the female pedestrians.

I stood with my arms folded and looked closely.

This gentleman suddenly looked at me coldly, opened his mouth and said, "Heal?" ”

Liaoning accent!

Northeasterners!

I laughed: "No, I'll sell nerds, sell nerds." ”

The thing ignored me and started looking at passers-by again.

Selling nerds is also known as joining in the fun, also called onlookers.

I used to see people coming and going on this street, and passers-by were quite busy, as if I was an idler. But when I stood in front of the stall of this pure Jianghu local doctor, I found that there were really a lot of idlers.

I stood for less than five minutes.

Soon, six or seven middle-aged and elderly men appeared in different places one after another, one by one, holding newspapers and water glasses, either puzzled or curious to look at the man.

"How much do you pay for a corn?" An old man asked.

"Ah, ten yuan, it's cheap, I promise to give you a good job." The man spat at the stars and flew sideways in the vernacular.

The old man pondered for a moment and said: "My heel has grown one, it's quite deep, it's not clean after digging a few times, and the old roots are left, that, you help tidy up?" ”

"Whole day!" After the man spoke, he took out a small horse in his big bag, opened it, and let the old man sit down.

The next second.

Four-fifths of the onlookers left, and one-fifth of those who remained were also standing above the tuyere, and the people below the tuyere all withdrew.

The old man was embarrassed: "Old sweaty feet, how many years, don't be surprised." ”

"It's okay, it's okay." The man's face turned pale, he stared at the two beads of his eyes, glanced at his heels, and then reached for two vials.

I saw that it was filled with iodine and alcohol.

The man used tweezers to clip the cotton ball, disinfected it, and finally pulled it out in a leather wallet......

Hey, this knife is weird.

Twelve centimeters long, thumb wide.

What's weird, this knife is a U-shaped knife, that is, it is bent into a U-shape, and the knife has blades on both sides. The handle is so small that it can only be pinched with two fingers.

The man took the knife, phew, spit out the cigarette butt, and then took the cotton ball to wipe the knife, then picked up the old man's stinky feet, rotated the tip of the knife, aimed at the place, rotated, inserted, and mentioned.

Two seconds in total.

The man said, "It's over." ”

The old man was stunned: "No, I said, you fool the child, you have worked so hard, I haven't been emotional, I haven't brewed it well, you're done." ”

"Look at this!" The man reversed the tip of the knife and crossed to the old lady.

A few of our onlookers who stood upwind came up to take a look, and hey, on the tip of the knife, there was a conical keratin with a radius of 0.85 cm and a length of about 1.2 cm.

This is the corn on the old man's heel!

The old man was stunned, pulled up his feet, glanced at it, and said, "Oh, oh, I'll go, you've given me the roots, this is, oh, God...... God! ”

The man smiled proudly, crossed his arms and raised his head and shouted: "Ancestral techniques, digging corns, treating hemorrhoids, extracting teeth, picking chickenpox, ......"

The old man happily put on his shoes, stood up, walked two steps, and said to the man: "The craftsmanship is good, can it be cheaper?" Seven dollars, open, a seven-fold discount. ”

The man glanced at him: "Ten yuan, the minimum is ten yuan, so what's the matter, I'll return it." ”

The old man was stunned: "Retreat, can you retreat this cut thing?" ”

The man is seized: "Yes!" Guaranteed! Not guaranteed. ”

The old man is curious: What kind of retreat are you? ”

The man was happy: "I'll give you back when I'm done, you don't care about me, I can let it die for a long time." ”

The corners of the old man's mouth twitched, and he finally said, "Rare, really rare." Come on, ten dollars, here you go. After that, he drew ten dollars and threw it to the man proudly.

As soon as the money encountered the wind, he suddenly lost his direction and wanted to fly, but the man reached out to catch it, but his arm was not long enough.

I had an extra heart, ran two steps, grabbed the money, turned my head, and handed it to the man.

The man reached out and took it, put it in his trouser pocket and said, "Thank you." ”

I smiled slightly, and was about to turn out the lines that I had brewed in my heart. Suddenly, I saw the man's face change greatly, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet and shouted: "Oh mom, why are you eyeing me?" ”

After speaking, the man is like a hanging, using the speed of an octa-core CPU, whooshing! Wrap the big white cloth on the ground and throw it into the bag, carry the bag, and run away.

I was so confused that I had no idea what was going on.

I turned my head, only to see a group of murderous city law enforcement officers and law enforcement officers from the Health Bureau, trotting to chase the man, while chasing the leader and shouting: "Arrest, catch him, this person has been practicing medicine illegally, for three days, this time we must not let him escape." ”

My mind spun and I ran towards the law enforcement officers.

I raised my hand: "Comrade, I report, I want to make meritorious service, I report." ”

"What are you reporting?" A man squinted at me.

"That man practiced medicine illegally, I don't like him, I've been eyeing him for a long time, what, he ran in that direction." I pointed in the opposite direction.

"Well, thank you." The man nodded at me, waved his hand, and a large number of people behind him rushed away.

I see these guys running away.

I turned a corner and walked in the direction of the man's run.

Half an hour later, I met a man sitting on the steps eating a boxed lunch at the entrance of a small shopping mall.

Far away, I didn't say hello first, I went to the roadside cigarette stall, bought a box of Hibiscus King, and looked at the man from a distance, saw that there was no water around him, and took a bottle of mineral water by the way.

I took two things, walked over to the man, sat down with him, and handed the cigarette and water directly to him.

The man glanced at me: "What do you mean?" ”

I laughed: "It's not interesting, I just want to ask you about someone." ”

Man: "What are you doing, ask me who it is, I just came, I don't know anyone except myself." ”、

I asked confidently: "Dare to ask, this gentleman, do you know a person named Bai Laosan." ”

The man shook his head and pouted: "I don't know." ”

I was confused.

That's not right, is there a mistake? But my hunch has always been quite accurate. Could it be that there is something unspeakable about this product?

I peeked at the man, and suddenly I noticed that the man was also peeking at me.

I laughed.

The man also laughed, and then he said, "Well, you invite me to a meal." ”

I was so happy, I said, "I can take care of what you want to eat." ”

The man smashed his mouth and popped out two words: "Roast duck!" ”

I black-faced, secretly saying that you really know how to eat!

Say no, please!

I got up, left the entrance of the mall with the man, took a taxi, arrived at the whole X, went in, found a seat, and ordered a duck.

During this period, the man did not speak, only squinted slightly, and stared at the guests at the table in a daze.

After a while, the duck came up, and the man ate happily, and during the banquet, he asked for three bottles of beer.

An hour passed, after he was full of wine and food, the man dismantled the cigarette I bought for him, took out one, lit it, Meimei took a puff and said thank you, got up, carried a big bag, lifted his ass and left!

This is your sister's land, you lie to me and want to run away, no way!

I just stopped it.

"What, you can't go!"

"What are you doing, what do you want to do?" That thing was also stunned with me.

I gritted my teeth: "I have a serious illness here, and I need you to see it with me in person." ”

The man took his eyes straight and looked at me for a long time, and finally he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Oh mom, I'm scared to death!" I wonder who you are, and you are connected to the ground. Ah...... This guy is about to collapse. ”

The man threw himself on the chair, reached for the napkin and wiped the sweat on his face.

I also sat on a chair with a butt to look at the man, I relaxed my whole body, and said with a long sigh of relief: "I'll go, this guy, what, who asked you to come over to connect." ”

The man looked around twice, got closer, and said to me in a low voice: "My father asked me to come, saying that Xjing, there is a big business ...... more than one million."

As soon as I heard this, my face blackened.

More than a million of your sisters, this ticket is not profitable.

Anyway, this person was found, so I said in a slow voice: "Okay, let's talk about more than one million things, what kind of white san, where are you from." ”

Unexpectedly, the other party was stunned, he looked at me blankly and said, "Bai Laosan, who is Bai Laosan." ”

"Ah......" My head was extremely big, and I asked him, "Aren't you the third white man?" ”

"No, my surname is Hu, and my name is Huli."

"Fox, your name is Fox?" I asked in surprise.

The other party hehe: "It's not a fox, it's Hu, Li!" ”

This time, I didn't know it at all, I walked around the street, I was tired enough, I didn't find any white children, I picked up a big fox.

Your sister! It's good not to bring such a playful person!

"Hey, brother, what's that, let's hurry up, let's go to the doctor, more than a million!" Huli stared at me with two small eyes and a shiny look.