The super brain hole that the people in the group made together, the new book, it is recommended to fatten up and read again, the following is the synopsis: Legend has it that the Holy Grail is a treasure that can fulfill the wishes of its owner. In order to pursue the power of the Holy Grail, 7 magicians each summon the Heroic Spirit and start a battle for the Holy Grail, which is the Holy Grail War.

Reiko hackers from parallel worldsA bloodthirsty monster who crossed the ocean to get here, a fanatic with a belief in changing the world, a Taoist who is involved in a war and an ordinary high school student who fights for revenge, and a based on great love in his heart

Wait, it looks like there's something weird mixed in!

Why would my ally be a cute boy?

Why would my opponent be a muscular man with a slight ♂ smile?

Why does this damn captain dragonfly appear wherever there is a fight, why are there robots in the war when it is obviously a magician!

The most important thing is why the Heroic Spirit I worked so hard to summon is the soft yellow SpongeBob SquarePants! And what kind of trouble is the setting of the spearman!

This is a brain-opening story, belonging to the creation of a group! , so the style will be a little different. Don't be too particular about the settings!

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At this time, it was the time of sunset, and a golden silence hung over the walls of the Rhine. The sun slowly set, and the people who had worked hard all day slowly put down the things in their hands and prepared to return to their warm little family.

Adam. Jared, an ordinary city guard, works at sunrise and sunset like every ordinary person in this world. However, a series of accidents that occurred today have shattered the three views he has formed since he was a child.

With a bottle of wine from the captain in his hand, Adam staggered down the street like a drunk, thinking about the culprits who had shattered his views.

** madman who loves day dogs

A pair of supercrossbow flash grenades that can spontaneously ignite at any time

And the man ....

Thinking of the domineering figure in his memory, Adam's face climbed uncontrollably with a hint of red, and then he immediately woke up, grabbed the wine bottle in his hand, and poured it hard. Then he shook his head violently, and shook out the scene that was enough to fill his mind with a mosaic.

With an unknowable wry smile, Adam shook his head again and took another sip of wine

I shouldn't be able to run into this kind of ruinous thing again, after all... I'm just an ordinary city guard....'

The cold feeling in the cavity stimulated his nerves, and Adam was savoring the hard-won taste.

Suddenly, Adam's ears moved, as if he heard something.

It was like encountering something festive, a group of people beating gongs and drums in the street, and the joyful music was faintly transmitted to Adam's side.

However, because the feeling is too vague, it is not so much that there is indeed that kind of sound, but more like an illusion caused by excessive drinking and mental trance. It only lasted a little longer, and Adam subconsciously looked at the source of the sound.

"Poof――――――"

Looking at the group of aunts in straw skirts singing and dancing on top of the haystacks on their heads, just like a group of shamans holding a handover ceremony, Adam finally couldn't hold back and squirted out a mouthful of wine.

With a loveless expression, two 'girls' with empty smiles on their faces were tied to a pillar with five flowers. I don't know which immoral guy did it, but he actually built a simple stage with a wooden board under the two of them, and the aunts were jumping around with joy on their faces, as if they were dancing gods.

Faced with this kind of fantasy painting style that ordinary people can't understand at all, Adam stood in place like a wooden man with a surprised expression, and the wine in his hand that he regarded as a treasure slipped from his hand unconsciously, and turned into countless pieces with a snap.

Looking at the transparent liquid that had slowly seeped into the soil on the ground, Adam smacked his lips reluctantly, and just wanted to bend down to pick up the debris on the ground, but suddenly woke up like an electric shock.

Now is not the time to worry about such trivial things! This is clearly malicious spiritual pollution!! ’

Looking at the two girls who were tied to the pillar, they looked up at the sky with loveless expressions.

Adam couldn't help but feel the blood in his heart surge, and the heroic dream of pulling out a sword to help him when he was a teenager was rekindled again, but he felt his brain twitch, and Adam stretched out his right hand and shouted:

"Stop! Let go of those two girls and let..."

Before the words in his mouth were finished, I saw that the eyes of the group of aunts who were originally full of smiles suddenly changed, and more than a dozen eyes as sharp as swords poked at Adam's heart of righteousness and courage with a look of 'if you get in the way, I will kill you'

Adam, who has never seen the world since he was a child, felt this kind of murderous gaze, and the whole person suddenly had cold hands and feet, and his whole body trembled, as if his body did not belong to him, and his hands and feet moved involuntarily, and he joined this group of demons in a daze.

"Don't, ahh!!!h

It seems that they have found like-minded people, and the aunts have put on their smiling and cute appearances again, and continue to dance and dance.

Just as Adam was trying to regain control of his body in a panic, the sound of the originally fiery music was suddenly cut off and replaced by an elegant male voice

Once upon a time there was a handsome prince named Zigf. One day he went hunting in the forest with his entourage. ’

In the beautiful reading voice, Adam suddenly found that he and his aunts had completed the change of clothes in an instant, the pink puffy skirt allowed the ballet dancers to better show the soul of the dance, it is so beautiful and elegant, it does not need too many words to describe, it is a symbol of the supremacy of pure white

Like a white swan fluttering its wings sadly, Adam stretched out his long legs like the Black Forest, stood on tiptoe and slowly moved, wandering on the surface of the lake...

Immediately after that, the style of painting changed again, and the rhythm of the person's reading became stronger and stronger, and the speed of speech became faster and faster.

“Yo！ Prince he, found it very difficult, hey! Then he replied: Oh~mother, don't worry, wait a while, Yo! I'll make a decision on Yo! Medicine ~ Medicine ~ Cheke trouble! ”

'It's a fucking rap!' ’

Completely ignoring Adam who was complaining deeply on the side**, Adam and the others changed again, Tribal's original plus-size black T-shirt, wide striped Korean army green pants, Tibetan silver earrings, beige bandana around the neck, a narrow leather cord wrapped around the right arm, and a silver walkman swaying on his chest......

At this time, the aunts used their flexible limbs and even their facial features to dance themselves skillfully and freely, dancing the youth that had passed. Suddenly, their whole bodies trembled, and they were as sharp as an electric shock; Suddenly, there was a wriggling like a dragon and a snake; Suddenly it spins upside down like a spinning top, and suddenly it stands upright, straight like a towering pine!

Burst the reality! Smash the world!

Let's do it together! Pull! Burst! Whole! Field!!

This is what Adam figured out from the faces of two young girls who could blow themselves up at any moment...

Time flies, night has fallen, and when the aunts put on new clothes and start dancing with torches, Adam's expression has become flat, but the tears in his eyes are flowing uncontrollably.

'Thank you for being with me for so many years'

A cold liquid streaked across his cheeks, and Adam was bidding farewell to the most important partner in his life

'Goodbye, my three views'

Looking at the aunts who changed into bear skins and began to dance the bear dance in front of them, the treasure in Adam's heart called Sanguan was completely crushed into powder by this cruel reality....

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PS: Absolutely, it's definitely not in the water (blushing.)