Chapter Twenty-Six: Pretending to be a Pig and Eating a Tiger

"You, do you really want to drink white?" Zhao Gong looked at Su Haoran and asked.

Shishi also hugged Su Haoran's arm and said, "Brother-in-law, can you do it?" Drinking too much alcohol can hurt your body. ”

"Ahem! Of course, your brother-in-law and I are also masters of a thousand glasses of not getting drunk, and it is not a matter of blowing the bottle of liquor, and it is not a matter of ten or twenty bottles. Su Haoran coughed lightly, first blew a bull 13, and then leaned into Shishi's ear and whispered: "Don't you see that this kid is also scared, men can't be instigated when they mention wine, otherwise they won't be gentlemen, scare him first." ”

Zhao Gong's ears were quite pointed, and Su Haoran's words entered his ears word for word.

Ha! You actually want to scare me, is my brother scared? Zhao Gong had a bottom in his heart this time, raised his hand and said to the waiter behind him: "Don't go to change the white one, wait for Ben Shao to hug it in person?" ”

"Yes."

"Let's go."

The two waiters left with their beers in their hands, and after a while, they exchanged for two cases of Wuliangye.

Zhao Gong personally opened the box, and asked Su Haoran while taking the wine out, "Brother, this is what you asked to drink liquor, how can you drink it, you can say it." ”

Su Haoran swallowed hard, hesitated again, as if he had made a big decision, and said, "Damn, since you are real!" Okay, I'll blow it to you, do you dare? ”

Hehe!

Zhao Gong smiled contemptuously, in his eyes, Su Haoran's expression was obviously a swollen face and a fat man. Zhao Gong is a good drinker of beer, and he is not weak in drinking liquor, at least three or four catties can still be drunk.

"Okay, I'll blow it with you." Zhao Gong said as he unscrewed a bottle of wine and handed it to Su Haoran.

Su Haoran took the wine, looked even more nervous, and raised his hand to wipe his forehead, as if he was sweating.

When Zhao Gong saw this scene, he became more confident, he unscrewed a bottle himself, and shook it at Su Haoran, "For the first time we met, I will do it first." ”

After speaking, Zhao Gong tilted his neck, and Zhao dried up a bottle of Wuliangye.

Ha!

A bottle of liquor went down, Zhao Gong sighed hard, but the more this kid drank enough, his face didn't change, and then he said with a smile: "Brother, it's your turn." By the way, if you can't drink it, you don't have to drink hard, it's not a big deal, although it's a bit ungentlemanly. ”

Su Haoran slapped the table, "What can I do if I don't have a master's business, I'll drink." After speaking, Su Haoran raised his head and dried up a bottle of liquor.

Ha, ha......

A bottle of liquor was dried, Su Haoran sighed hard, and he really sweated on his forehead, his face seemed to be slightly red, and his body was shaking.

Shishi was really nervous this time, she hugged Su Haoran, raised her face and said: "Brother-in-law, you're okay, don't drink if you can't drink, who said that if you can't drink, it's not a man's, brother-in-law is the most gentleman in Shishi's eyes." ”

Zhao Gong was really afraid that Su Haoran would retract the drum, so he immediately asked the waiter to open the wine, and deliberately coaxed, "Shishi, it's not right for you to say that, Su Shao just took the initiative to say that he wanted to drink white, and said that he could do twenty or thirty bottles." If you don't let him drink, aren't you slapping him in the face? ”

Su Haoran gritted his teeth, pressed Shishi back to his seat, and said, "If you don't drink normally, you won't drink, but I can't be cowardly in the face of my rival, continue." ”

"Well done." Zhao Wei picked up a bottle of wine, drank it with his neck tilted, and after killing this bottle, he deliberately poured the wine bottle for Su Haoran to see, "This bottle of wine is drunk for me, Mr. Miyoshi." ”

Su Haoran shook his body and took a bottle of wine, like a stunned young man, he looked up and did it.

Zhao Gong thought that Su Haoran was blowing a bottle, and he basically had to pour it, but after Su Haoran blew off the second bottle of liquor, his face was still slightly red, and his body shook a little, but he didn't pour it.

Hey! This kid is a bit measured, Zhao Gong muttered in his heart. Don't look at the amount of alcohol he has three or four catties, but he can't stand it when he drinks so much.

And even more excessively, Su Haoran took the initiative to pick up two bottles of Wuliangye this time, handed one bottle to Zhao Gong, and brought one bottle to his mouth, and said: "The third bottle, I respect you Mr. Sanhao for accepting the corpse beauty service as soon as possible." ”

Nima! Is there such a toast?

Zhao Gong was about to get angry, but Su Haoran raised his neck and dried the third bottle of liquor, and then followed his example, poured over the bottle and shook it.

"Humph! Attaboy. Zhao Gong gritted his teeth and said, still thinking in his heart, I asked you to pretend to be 13, Lao Tzu didn't believe that you couldn't kill you, and then he also dried up the third bottle.

It's just that after drying three bottles of liquor in a row, Zhao Gong also began to shake, and his face became a little pale.

Su Haoran seemed to be still like that, his body was swaying, and he seemed to be still drinking. Zhao Gong really couldn't figure it out, why didn't this guy fall.

Just when Zhao Gong was puzzled, Su Haoran pushed another bottle for him, "Big brother, the more I drink with you, the closer I feel, come, do another one, for the friendship at the wine table." ”

Grunt......

Su Haoran dried the fourth bottle again.

Next, it's the fifth bottle, "Dude, for you to grow so tall, do it again." ”

Grunt......

"Zhao Dashao, there are fewer than a thousand cups of wine for a confidant, continue."

Grunt......

"Don't say anything else, it's all in the wine."

Grunt......

Vomit......

"Hey, Zhao Dashao, you drink, why did you vomit."

After seven bottles of liquor in a row, Zhao Gong vomited as soon as he drank it, and sat on the chair with his buttocks, feeling top-heavy, and his stomach was hot and uncomfortable.

The whole box was full of the smell of vomiting wine, and Shishi covered her nose with her little hand.

Zhao Gong felt that his eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and he knew in his heart that he had been fooled, he stiffened his neck and asked Su Haoran, "You, you kid...... Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger! ”

Su Haoran's face was no longer red, his body was no longer shaking, and he said with a smile: "Silly 13, just a person like you, you can live two episodes in the TV series at most." ”

Vomit...... Burst!

When Zhao Gong heard this, he vomited again, to be exact, it was sprayed, not only wine, but also blood, which seemed to have drunk his stomach.

The two waiters who had been drinking next to them were all scared stupid at this time, and they didn't even notice that Zhao Gong vomited blood, just stared at Su Haoran and kept staring, yes, is this still a human being, this is a wine fairy, right?

Su Haoran pulled up the poem, "Let's go quickly, this wine smells, can you still stay." ”

Shishi covered her nose and nodded repeatedly, the two walked out one after the other, and when they arrived at the door, Su Haoran turned around and said to the waiter: "This wine money is Zhao Dashao's." ”

The two waiters nodded stunned, as if what Su Haoran said was right.

After leaving the hotel, Shishi held her Ferrari with one hand and her stomach with the other, laughing and trembling, leaning forward and back.

"Brother-in-law, you're so bad, I didn't expect you to be so good, I was deceived by you just now, I thought you really couldn't drink it, look at Zhao Gong who vomited, haha." Shishi laughed as she spoke, and finally simply squatted on the ground.

The corners of Su Haoran's mouth were raised, and a wicked smile appeared on his face, and he said: "Zhao Gong's last sentence is right, this is to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, but unfortunately he is not a tiger, but I am." ”

"Yes, brother-in-law is a tiger, Zhao Gong is a pig, hehe!"

After Su Haoran and Shishi left for more than ten minutes, the waiter at the private restaurant found that Zhao Gong had vomited blood, and called 120 to call an ambulance and notify Zhao Gong's family. Later, Zhao Gong was sent to the hospital and diagnosed with acute gastric perforation, and he was rescued until the second half of the night before his life was saved.

Zhao Gong is the only son of the Zhao family, and it is said that the old man of the Zhao family saw that his son almost drank to death, and smashed all the private restaurants in a fit of rage.

Even the Zhao family wanted to find trouble with the person who was drinking with his son, but as soon as they heard that Su Haoran was the son-in-law of the Tang family, the Zhao family wilted at that time.

Su Haoran didn't know about this, and when he returned to the Tang family villa in the evening, new problems appeared.

As soon as Joy Li saw Su Haoran coming back, she immediately ran up to learn kung fu from Su Haoran, and she called "brother-in-law master" a piece of meat.

As soon as Shishi saw this, she immediately hugged one of Su Haoran's arms and said, "Oh, brother-in-law, people were kidnapped today, and now their waist hurts and their head hurts, you help Shishi treat her." ”

Joy Li knew Shishi, and Shishi made it clear that Che Ma wanted her to stay away from Su Haoran, so of course Joy Li didn't do it.

So Qiao Da Mengniu also hugged one of Su Haoran's arms, and said in a snort: "Brother-in-law, Master, people's waists hurt again, can you press them again?" Oops, everyone is in pain! ”

Depend on!

Su Haoran had one on his left and one on his right, and he felt that his two arms were softly and tightly clamped, and he was rubbing back and forth, and he was a little uneasy at that time.

Coupled with two people, a brother-in-law, and a master's name, Su Haoran suddenly felt that although women were troublesome, was this kind of life still very beautiful!

"Joyly, you still want to be shameless, you want to worship my brother-in-law as a teacher, why are you embarrassed to let the master give you a massage?" Shishi saw that Qiao Yili refused to retreat in spite of the difficulties, and directly turned into a frontal attack.

Joy Li is an absolute fierce girl, she stalked her little brain and said, "Master is also my brother-in-law, can you manage it?" ”

"Hey, you're big. The cow is really ignorant, you are still holding your brother-in-law's arm, why are you so shameless? Shishi, the little witch, saw that Joy Li was not convinced, and changed to a human attack.

Joyley's little face tensed, and she shot back: "You little cow, you also hold it, why do you say me." Brother-in-law, Master, let's ignore her, okay, do you want to go to your room, let's go into the room and press. ”

"Ah, you still want to go into the room with your brother-in-law, why are you so thick-skinned?"

"Who do you say is thick-skinned?"

"Just say ......"

Su Haoran saw that something was wrong, and immediately pushed the two sisters-in-law away, "Stop, can you two stop?" ”

Shishi and Yili stopped at the same time, this is not to say that Su Haoran spoke strongly, but because the two little beauties were holding Su Haoran's arm just now, Su Haoran raised his hand and pushed it like this, just one on one side, holding the eastern hemisphere with his left hand and pushing the western hemisphere with his right hand.

"Huh! Why is it so soft? Su Haoran also noticed that something was wrong, and he gently pinched it with his two hands and compared the feel, "Well, are the two little girls very material." ”

"Die!"

"Stinky brother-in-law, big rascal!"