Chapter 292: The triage is coming
Qi Ping was pitted again, and was pitted into the bottomless pit by his children.
In addition to Lele running to fly a plane to stimulate his family, there is also Youyou following Zhu Yingtai to learn some oily words; As for Xiaoyao, this kid has already learned a wide range of interests but is not good at anything, which is enough to make Qi Ping feel the pit.
"Sweet, little sweetheart, you're still the cutest." Seeing the baby little daughter spitting bubbles, Qi Ping just felt that the little daughter was very cute, "Dad likes you the most, you won't embarrass Dad at all now." ”
"Lie! Lies are repeated! The little sweetheart didn't say anything, and Liang Shanbo, who was standing on the shoulders of Qi Ping, spoke.
"Lying is not a good boy!" Zhu Yingtai also spoke, making people smile bitterly, "You are exposed, you are finished!" ”
Qi Ping couldn't cry or laugh now, he really didn't know what to say now; The two bastards Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai are really heart-wrenching, they are all kinds of demolitions and pits.
Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai are really the existence of being guarded against now, they are chattering all day long, and they often have some oily tones coming out of their mouths. These two grandsons, but Qi Ping was really miserable; They are now being guarded against by their families, for fear that they will teach their children badly.
Qi Weihui and Yu Lan are like this, they are really worried sometimes; Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai are really cute, and sometimes they also like to chat with Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, although sometimes the chat is a little out of touch. However, they will also be worried, worried that the children that Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai will teach will have a smooth tone or come out with classic Chinese and English scolding.
So now, once Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai swear in front of the children. This must be criticized and educated by Qi Weihui and Yu Lan. Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai are getting smarter and smarter now. When you're in front of children, you can talk a little bit more than your head. They still need to make sure to pay a little attention to the way they speak.
Play and play, but Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai have become smarter and smarter, they are now the same as if they didn't hold the door when they are flush, and the oil cavity is slippery, which is called a trivial matter, and when they see small insects and birds, they may be scolding endlessly.
As for when facing the children, it is still okay to chat when it is time to chat, and to say something oily and smooth. It's just a direct greeting to the other party's women or some F-starting English and classic Chinese scolding. I won't say this in front of the children. Otherwise, they will be scolded, which is not worth it.
Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, who were standing on their shoulders, were talking endlessly, making the little sweetheart happy; The little girl has grown up a lot now, and the little girl has now begun to like gossip and the like. Every time I saw Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, I was very happy, and even when I went to sleep, I needed to see Romeo and Juliet standing next to her little cradle.
The little girl is indeed too young to speak now, but she may just come up with two simple sounds to try to chat with Liang Shanbo and them. As for being ignored by Liang Shanbo and the like, the little sweetheart doesn't care at all.
When I returned home, the first thing I thought of was to hand over my baby daughter to her mother; This little girl is not easy to bring, she will toss her Lao Tzu, and make herself more comfortable in the future. For the time being, it's better not to let this little trouble continue to toss yourself.
"Sweetheart is tired of playing, I just took it away for a long time. I love taking her for a walk. Just like when I was with you, I found the feeling of first love. You are all my favorites, my everything. ”
Well, although it is a little exaggerated and a little fleshy, Qi Ping does not blush at all; Back at home, of course, it was necessary for Kate to hug this little naughty. This is a little girl who can't stay at home, and she just wants to go out to play every day.
"Mylove, my love." Kate smiled skillfully, but soon her face changed; Liang Shanbo began to shout at the top of his voice, the sharp voice was very harsh, and the most important thing was that its unintentional cry made people feel that it was sarcasm, "You are all my favorites, my everything!" ”
The conscience of heaven and earth, Qi Ping's face really changed in an instant now, and he was now eager to throw Liang Shanbo into the mountain. Big brother is so good to you, but you are in all kinds of pits here, right?
"My love, obviously it's still there" Zhu Yingtai wants to sing again, Stefanie Sun's "My Love". It's just that Qi Ping's eyes are quick, and he decisively grabbed this naughty bag from his shoulder and interrupted it.
"Lady, lady! Catch the hooligans, catch the hooligans! ”
After thinking about it, it's better not to obsessively plunge into this nest of right and wrong; decisively let go of Zhu Yingtai and drove away the annoying Liang Shanbo. This has become a hooligan, and this treatment is unbearable; The most important thing is that there is no good end to going on with them, they are crazy, and they can't get tired of playing these games if they go on with them.
It is better to go back to the study to wipe the gun or make a cup of tea is more in line with Qi Ping's appetite, if you continue to go crazy here with these uneasy things, you will definitely be angry high blood pressure.
"My love is obviously still there, but I only understood when I turned around"
Running away decisively, the chorus of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai began; Qi Ping is now beginning to regret that the few good songs of his favorite female singer were completely ruined by these two hateful parrots. Forget about the incomplete tones and harsh voices, the most important thing is that they don't have any shame, and they especially like to sing in public!
Let the eyes not be out of sight, the heart will not be troubled, the ears will not listen to the heart and be quiet; After spending a long time with these little bastards, Qi Ping has long had a very good resistance, and now he has a clear idea of how to get along with them. If everything is more serious, then you may have all kinds of high blood pressure and heart disease, and they definitely have the ability to make people crazy.
nested in the study, a large pile of rifles, shotguns, and pistols, Qi Ping was also slowly wiping and maintaining his precious guns; These guns don't actually take care of every day, but you can't leave them alone all the time.
"Dad, are you busy?" The door of the study was pushed open, and a beautiful pink girl ran in, "Dad, you're playing with guns again." It's not good at all, grandma doesn't like you to buy a gun the most, it's very unfriendly. ”
"A gun is just a tool, it is not a friend or a friend, but a friend who holds a gun is not friendly. Like the older brother and younger brother's tanks, tanks are just toys; If they drive the tank to bully the little ones, then you can't blame the tank for being bad, it's that your older brother and younger brother are the little villains. If they drive a tank and play games with Dot, it's not because Tank is a good kid, it's because MEmu and Lele are good kids and they like to play games with their partners. ”
Holding the baby daughter on his lap, Qi Ping began to explain some things to the little girl seriously; Children are not very sensible now, so education is usually indispensable. Simple and crude preaching is not necessarily the best, and Qi Ping doesn't like such a blunt way of education; He prefers to educate through fun, and he prefers to find some ways to educate children in their lives.
"Okay, I see. But Dad, we need you to participate in the game now. We need you to be honest and courageous, and you can't tell lies, so that you don't lose your good character, and it will make us sad. ”
Watching the baby daughter close the safe neatly, and then listening to the baby girl's words, Qi Ping subconsciously felt that he had a feeling of 'great disaster'. This is not a delusion, but the experience of so many years; is always cheated and troubled, no matter how lacking the heart and eyes will have so much experience, not to mention that Qi Ping has never been stupid.
Qi Ping suddenly felt that he wanted to escape, he wanted to find a better way to get out of this vortex. Obviously, this matter is not so easy to solve, and it is obvious that if you agree now, you may be asking for trouble.
It's just that it looks a bit stressful now, and it's one thing to have no good excuses; And the little girl has run over, and it's not a simple thing to go halfway.
Qi Ping began to brainstorm, although he still did not know what would happen next, but he thought back to what he had done during this time, and then thought about what he had made the children feel mentally unbalanced.
After thinking about it carefully, it was absolutely no problem; This time, Qi Ping is confident, although it may be a little tricky, but Qi Ping can guarantee that he can get out safely. Maybe it's just that the children have a little trouble and little doubt in the process of growing up, and they need to get some advice and guidance from their most trusted dad now.
kissed her baby daughter and held her little hand; Qi Ping, who is full of confidence, is ready to act as a mentor for the children, he feels that he can bring more help to the children, and he can solve the children's doubts.
What I didn't say, this thing had to be done; As for feeling a little unsteady before, it was just because I was a little suspicious and sick sometimes, and I was about to catch up with Cao Mengde. This bad problem can't be continued, it must be changed!
Qi Ping walked out of the study with confidence, he felt that he was still very powerful and safe; But at the moment when I just walked out of the study, I saw the scary lineup and posture in the living room. It is no exaggeration to say that the legs are weak; If it weren't for the baby daughter's support, maybe Qi Ping would have to sit on the ground with his ass.
It's going to be a few sessions, and the most important thing is whether you can slip away now! (To be continued......)