Chapter 284: Halfway through, he laughed nonsense
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When Ximen Tian heard this, he immediately looked up to the sky and laughed, you must know that in Zhangshi, he is a complete gentleman, in his heart, this Zhangshi is his own, and he walks sideways. The girl in the photo went directly to the bed, and a bully made a hard bow. If you don't like it, you can step on it, and after you step on it, if you see it again one day, you will step on it.
Of course, compared to others, this is nothing, because Zhang Shiren labeled him as a petty official.
Why is it a petty official, because his father, Ximen Qingyi, has already snatched the title of a big official.
That's right, both father and son are perverts.
Liu Xian naturally learned this information from Sister Le's mouth, without saying a word, after sneering, Liu Xian stared at Ximen Tian and said word by word,
"What do you want?"
Ximen Tian suddenly laughed, "Did you hear that, he asked me what I wanted?" Haha, if you fall into the hands of my Ximen Tian, do you still want to live? However, stabbing you to death is simply too cheap for you. I'm going to be like a cat playing with a mouse, and when I'm done with enough, I'll kill you. ”
Speaking of this, Ximen Tian seemed to have something, and hooked his finger at Wu Da, and Wu Da suddenly appeared,
"Official, what are the instructions for the little one?" Wu Da nodded and said.
"Go, find a few people with special hobbies, Lao Tzu is going to see a rich spring today... Palace! Ximen Tian sneered, his eyes full of sinisterness.
"Official, you are simply too talented, and I can't hide from you that many of the brothers I am looking for are comrades." Wu Da chuckled, and then ran towards the back of the centaurs.
In less than a minute, more than 20 people appeared. These more than 20 people, all of them are five big and three thick, a typical image of the Northeast Han.
"Young Master, can you start?" Wuda came to Ximentian, Ximentian waved his hand, and suddenly a Taishi chair was moved, and then Ximentian sat on the Taishi chair, waved his hand, and said, "Begin!" ”
In an instant, Liu Xian was surrounded by the more than twenty big men.
"Big brother, I'm sick, I'm afraid this kind of thing will not be good for you." Liu hurriedly begged for mercy.
Where do those big men listen, they are all some perverts. I like this type of little thin man, that's right, these big men are busy with Liu.
"I mean really." Liu hurriedly stepped back, "Okay, since you're not afraid of AIDS, let's start." ”
Liu Busy actually took the initiative to take off his clothes as he spoke, and those big men didn't believe it at first, but seeing that Liu Busy was so active now, and he couldn't ask for it, he suddenly retreated in his heart.
It's not worth it to do it once, regret it for the rest of your life, and get that kind of disease again.
"Damn, why don't you start yet, what are you waiting for?" Ximen Tian couldn't wait, and there was an angry look in his eyes.
When Wu Da heard this, he immediately trotted over to see what was going on, but as soon as he passed, Wu Da became angry.
"You stupid, this guy lied to you. Hurry up and do it, if you don't do it, don't think about taking today's money. Wu Da scolded angrily at the twenty-odd men.
Those big men, you look at me, I look at you, and finally gritted his teeth, and ran towards Liu Xian again.
"Okay, in that case, then you guys rock-paper-scissors, whoever wins, whoever comes first, can't more than twenty people come together, in that way, no one is addicted. Right! ”
Liu Xian's suggestion, those who have special hobbies, obviously agreed, so they began to rock-paper-scissors.
Ximen Tianna in the distance was angry, damn it, what are you doing, it's all at this time, and you still have the heart to play rock-paper-scissors, it's just enough to live.
Just as Ximen Tian was about to get angry, a woman's voice came.
"I said petty official, if you lie to me, see if I don't pull out your thing like a turnip!"
With this voice, Hu Xiaoxiao twisted her thin waist, dressed in a shocking and glamorous suit, and appeared.
Hu Xiaoxiao, who had nothing to do, received a call from Ximentian, saying that there was a good show staged, so he hurried over.
"Xiaoxiao, is this live-action drama between comrades a good show?" Ximentian giggled, smiled at Hu Xiao and threw a wink.
"Really, where?" Immediately, Hu Xiaoxiao looked in the direction pointed by Ximentian.
At this sight, she couldn't help but widen her eyes.
How is that person's back so familiar?
Taking a closer look, Hu Xiaoxiao couldn't help but be dumbfounded.
It turned out to be him-Liu Busy!
You know, although Hu Xiaoxiao is addicted to racing, and her sex-life is very messy. However, there is one point that cannot be ignored, that is, she is very deeply influenced by Gu-Confusion-Zai, which can be said to be deep in the blood.
She has an indescribable feeling for Liu Busy, that feeling, just like Ma Zai worshipping big brother in the Gu 0 Confused Boy series of movies.
"You're talking about him?" Hu Xiaoxiao pointed to Liu Xian in the distance, and his eyes showed a hint of coldness.
Ximen Tian smiled cruelly, "That's right, it's him!" ”
Just when Ximentian was about to continue, he didn't want to twist his waist and sit on Ximentian's lap as fast as he could, and then said without smiling,
"Let Him Go"
When Ximen Tian heard this, his face couldn't help but be stunned, "What did you say?" ”
"I said let him go!" Hu Xiaoxiao's attitude is very resolute. At the same time, her hand had already grabbed Ximentian's crotch fiercely.
Under the pain, Ximen Tian couldn't help screaming, you must know that thing is the root of his disease, although it is becoming more and more difficult now, but it is also very precious. Seeing that Hu Xiaoxiao didn't mean to joke, and the intensity was getting stronger and stronger, Ximentian's face suddenly became pale,
"Impossible!"
He's still holding on.
When the rest of the people saw this, they all wanted to make a move. However, he didn't get Ximentian's order, he just clenched his fists tightly.
"Really?" Hu Xiaoxiao smiled harder, and Ximen Tian had already clearly felt it, and a small half of his hair had been plucked out, and it hurt, and it hurt.
"Someone!" Ximen Tian spoke, and immediately the two personal bodyguards were about to make a move.
"I warn you, you'd better not make a move, or I'll have no problem popping his eggs before you make a move, even though I don't have a lot of strength!"
At this time, Hu Xiaoxiao had already shifted her position, and the two bird-eggs of Ximentian were tightly pinched by her. And Ximen Tian was already crying in pain, and his father was crying and his mother was up.
"Official, what now?" The two bodyguards hesitated. If Ximentian's two bird-eggs were pinched and exploded, then they would not only lose their jobs, but also have no way to get along in this city.
Before Ximen Tian could speak, Hu Xiaoxiao had already spoken, "Let those people stop, I'll give you three seconds!" ”
Seeing this, Wuda couldn't help but be circled, what's the situation?
How can this be? I think this Hu Xiaoxiao is also the son of a gentleman in the three major families, and he is also the number one in the circle, and he has a good relationship with officials on weekdays, so why has he turned his face now? Moreover, it's still so ruthless, I damn it, it's fortunate that it's not Lao Tzu's egg, otherwise, the rest of Lao Tzu's life will be over.
"Wuda, what the fuck are you doing in a daze, let them stop!" Ximen Tian already felt a feeling of pain and fainting. Hu Xiaoxiao, you wait, Lao Tzu is not finished with you. In his heart, Ximen Tian has made a poisonous oath.
Liu Busy is very puzzled, he hasn't made a move yet, why did these people retreat to the side. However, when he looked into the distance, he understood, I damn it, it turned out to be Hu Gao and his sister Hu Xiaoxiao.
It is said that heroes save beauties, how can this beauty save heroes today.
Wait, it's okay to call yourself a hero, can this nonsense be considered a beauty?
"Are you alright?" Hu Xiaoxiao was holding Ximentian's egg in one hand, and on the other hand, he was still concerned about Liu Busy's situation.
Liu hurriedly patted his shirt and picked his nostrils, looking indifferent, "How can I be fine." Anyway, what are you doing here? When he said this, Liu Xian had already appeared in front of Ximentian.
"Save you!" Hu Xiaoxiao said proudly. She has always had a dream, just like in the Gu-Confused-Zai movie, to save her eldest brother at a critical moment, and then get their love and become a "sister-in-law".
"Help me!" Liu hurriedly pointed at himself, and then the foreign object picked out from his nostrils was stuffed directly into Ximentian's mouth, hehe smiled, stared at Ximentian and asked, "What kind of smell?" ”
Ximentian wanted to spray wildly, but it was so painful that he didn't even have the strength to spray.
Seeing this, Hu Xiaoxiao couldn't help laughing, "You're so talented, that, pick your nostrils for me, and then stuff him in his mouth too." ”
As soon as Hu Xiaoxiao said this, the five hundred people standing behind them all began to snicker.
Damn, this nonsense is too talented.
I'll go, say, what's the smell of this boogie?
Is it sweet or salty?
Who knows, it is estimated that the petty officials know best.
"Ximentian, did you hear it, she asked me to do it, there was no way, I had to do it!" So, Liu was busy and persuaded to sing snot, and in the end, it was all xing into Ximentian's mouth.
"Haha, you're so talented!" Hu Xiaoxiao praised Liu Xianlai again, "Well, this is the car key, go and drive my sports car!" ”
Taking the key to Hu Xiaoxiao, Liu Xian blinked helplessly, "That, I'm not very good at driving." ”
"It's okay, it's broken, count it in!"
"Alright then!"
Two minutes later, Liu Xian appeared in a smiling sports car.
Damn, is this driving?
Oh my God, this is not a blow.
God, where are we going to hide?
In full view of everyone, the sports car first hit the left wall, then the right wall, and moreover, which one of the more people collided, and in an instant, more than five hundred people began to flee one after another.
That is, Hu Xiaoxiao, a master who is not bad for money, if others see their car being driven like this, I am afraid that they will be so angry that their lungs will explode. But she was laughing so hard that she couldn't close her mouth.
Click!
The sports car unexpectedly drifted, and then stopped in front of Hu Xiaoxiao very accurately.
"Get in the car!"
The door of the sports car opened suddenly, and then Hu Xiaoxiao was happy, and then he pinched Ximentian's egg, and suddenly Ximentian howled again. At the same time, Hu Xiaoxiao had already gotten into the sports car.
"Your driving skills are simply so handsome, just like a human being." Hu Xiaoxiao sat in the co-pilot's seat, with a look of adoration on his face.
"Really? I like to hear the truth the most. Liu Xian said very narcissistically. As soon as he stepped on the accelerator, he ran away.
At the entrance of the street, Liu hurriedly stepped on the brakes and pointed to a sports car in the distance, "Is that Ximentian's car?" ”
"How do you know, you're so talented." Hu Xiaoxiao nodded violently.
"Very good, then give it a ride!" As soon as Liu Xian said this, Hu Xiaoxiao didn't fully react, and then hurriedly closed her eyes, because she saw that Liu Xian was crazy and drove towards the car.
Bang Bang!
"Haha, it's too much fun!" Hu Xiaoxiao was very excited.
"Bump, bump!"
"Smash it!"
On his own territory, he was actually played by a woman, and the move was very simple, Ximen Tian was angry, completely angry.
"Wuda, go and tell them, if anyone tells them about today's matter, I will destroy his nine clans!" Ximen Tian doesn't want today's incident to spread out, otherwise, how can he still mix in the circle. I'm afraid that I won't be able to turn over in this life.
"Don't worry, officials, I've already told them." Wu Da nodded and said word by word.
"Damn, Hu Xiaoxiao, you wait for me, I must let people repay this account twice!"
Before Ximen Tian's words were finished, a dogleg ran over frantically.
"Official, it's not good, it's not good!"
"Panic what, let go if you have a fart!" Wu Da said angrily.
"The official's car was smashed and smashed, and it is estimated that it can only be sold as scrap" After the one-legged said this, he retreated directly to the side.
"Damn, who is it? Who is it? Dare to hit the official's car! "Wu Da looked very angry. However, he was slapped by Ximen Tian and couldn't find the north.
"Damn, you're stupid, who else could there be, of course it's her!" The anger in Ximen Tian's heart was enough to burn the entire Zhang City.
"Oh yes, official, there's something I don't know if to say?"
"If you fart, let it go!" Ximen Tian stared at Wu Da and said indignantly, he now has the urge to kill.
"Actually, I wanted to tell the official a long time ago, I have a friend who has been very close to a killer recently, do you want to ask him for help." Wu Da said with a wink.
"Professional?"
"100% professional!"
"Go and ask me about him."
"Official, it's really courageous!"
At the same time, on the outer city ring road, Liu was busy driving a smiling car and was driving wildly.
"I didn't expect it, Liu Yingying, your driving skills are so good."
Hearing Hu Xiaoxiao's words, Liu hurriedly waved his hand and said very immodestly, "It's average, the main thing is that the character is good, plus the first time I drive, I was excited to become like this." ”
"What, you're driving for the first time!" Hearing Liu Xian say this, Hu Xiaoxiao's jaw was suddenly frightened, the first time he drove like this, he could be compared to a professional driver, it was simply too handsome! r1058
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