【449】 Female Earth Golem
Of the twelve bedrooms in the basement, the last three, rooms 10, 11, and 12 do not contain furniture, but serve as storage rooms for archaeological collectibles (magical items), with room 12 being used by Chiyuki to make clay golems and mummy coffins being placed there.
Nank woke up from a strange nap nightmare, didn't even have time to put on his shoes, and ignored the inquiries of the wild night outside the door, ran barefoot through the basement hall, and rushed directly into room 12. To his surprise, room 12 was full of people, except for Pepe and Jade who were busy in the kitchen, Qianxue, Xia Chi, and Sima Ling were all standing in the middle of a large number of antiques, and the mummy coffin that Nanke was looking for happened to be surrounded by three people, looking at the posture as if they were waiting for something.
"You guys! What are you doing here? Nanke's heart was full of fear under the influence of the dream, and he couldn't help but say, he ran up and lifted the top of the mummified coffin, and then felt a cold air rushing over his face, which meant that most of Qianxue's magic was soaked in the coffin.
After opening the mummy's coffin, Nanker saw a woman inside.
Her facial features are soft, as if she is sleeping, and she seems to have a feeling that is both familiar and unfamiliar, saying that she is a living person, and with a certain sense of delicacy and quietness unique to a puppet.
"Mom...... Holy! Isn't this face me! ”
Sima Ling once put on makeup for the porcelain clay golem, and turned Nanke's face, which was indistinct as a man, into a beautiful girl, and the sleeping woman in the mummified coffin was basically the same as the effect after Sister Ling helped with makeup.
It stands to reason that in this era of pseudo-motherhood. A girl with a face that looks like is not necessarily a real girl. But the women inside the mummy coffin were naked. Nanc inevitably saw the pigeon's breasts on his chest, his slender waist, and the unobstructed pink slit between his legs......
"I'm rubbing Qianxue, you're too much! I really made the female version of the porcelain clay golem! Why are you so careful? Didn't I take you two to the zoo as an atonement! ”
Nanke's grass and mud horse, which had the sand of the Ganges in his heart, waltzed and galloped past, angrily spewing hot air from his nostrils, and then quickly closing the lid of the mummified coffin - the female version of himself could not be allowed to be seen casually.
"Mr. Ke, are you done taking a nap? There is a reason for the porcelain clay golem or something......" Qianxue had an innocent expression that had nothing to do with herself, but when she defended, her footsteps were quietly moving behind Sima Ling, wanting to get the protection of Sister Sima.
"Why, your sister!" Nanke glared at Qianxue with a murderous gaze, "I just got engaged yesterday. Are you going to give me such an engagement gift? You can send me an ice sculpture of Venus with a broken arm, even if it melts in a few hours! ”
Xia Chi saw that Nanke was angry, and he didn't dare to speak up publicly with the lesson of the last time, but muttered beside him: "The godhead of the goddess of love and beauty, Venus, is similar to the godhead of Asthalo in the Canaan region at the beginning, some people think that the two are of the same origin, send you an ice sculpture of the demon king Bal's wife, can you afford it......"
Nanker's ear was tipped, "What? You say that Baal's wife, the demon god of time and space, Astalous, is Venus in Roman mythology and Aphrodite in Greek mythology? This is nonsense, right? In short, don't distract me. I'm interrogating your sister! ”
At this time, Qian Xue had already hidden half of her body behind Sima Ling, showing half of her head like hide and seek, and said, "The female version of the porcelain clay golem...... That is, the 'female' earth golem. I didn't do it after you took me to the zoo, I made her the night you tore my favorite dress, and the purpose was that if you didn't push down one and couldn't stop, I reluctantly let her ......"
"I'm going to punish you for not being allowed to eat dinner with a water tank!" Nanke said angrily, "No wonder you seem to have forgotten about me tearing your dress very quickly, and you have secretly taken revenge on me a long time ago!" If I don't pull back that night, you're going to let me 'self-breed'? ”
"Qianxue didn't finish the female earth golem that night," Sima Ling continued to protect the little Lori behind her, "Because the blood you stored in the refrigerator is not enough to make a larger male version of the golem, and it is also difficult to change it to a female version of the golem, the female earth golem is only 3 cm shorter than you, and slightly thinner, and the most important thing is that Qianxue is hesitant about how to design her face, so I will ask my makeup master who is called 'Sister PS' for advice today......
"Then Sister Ling, you will directly carve on the face of the female earth golem and directly give her 'permanent makeup'! This is worse than the four great evil arts of Asia! Sister Ling, what good is it for you to help the abuse! ”
"Hahaha," Sima Ling held her chin and smiled heartily, "Being able to put on Xiao Nan's sister's face with permanent makeup that is not afraid of makeup remover, this is a once-in-a-lifetime experience, and I very solemnly turned her into a beauty with delicate facial features and soft lines!" When she opens her eyes, you'll see that her eyes are 1.5 times larger than yours and the arc from her neck to her collarbone is ......"
"Stop dreaming! This guy will never wake up, I'm going to destroy her humanely! Chiyuki, who dared to disobey the warnings and create a female earth golem, ......"
Qianxue saw that Nan Ke was unrelenting, so she no longer hid behind Sima Ling, but the dead pig lay on the ground without fear of boiling water, her short limbs were distributed in a large shape, and she said with her back facing the sky: "Anyway, I have already done it, if you insist on punishing me, then please do it...... Come on! Have the ability to face me head-on! ”
This sentence almost didn't choke Nan Ke to death, you must know that Sima Ling has always loved Qianxue very much, Nan Ke just got engaged to Sima Ling yesterday, if he was in front of Sima Ling's eyes today, he definitely didn't even know how he died, Qianxue dared to say such things to himself because he had no fear.
"Okay, okay," Nanke waved his hand at Qianxue who was lying on the ground, "Seeing that the porcelain clay golem has only made an appearance, it has not received my soul breath, and it is not much different from a plastic model, so quickly destroy the ...... while she is ignorant."
"Uh-huh......" A soft sigh suddenly came from inside the mummified coffin, as if the sleeping beauty had gone through a long dream, and finally woke up under the kiss of the prince, and had not yet adapted to this new world.
Nanke was startled: "How did I wake up by relying on the porcelain clay golem!" Without my soul breath, she would be the walking dead! ”
Qianxue was still lying on her back on the floor and explained to Nanke, it seemed that it was quite comfortable, "Mr. Ke, it is true that the porcelain clay golem has not received your soul breath, but you hurriedly opened the mummy coffin for some reason, and blew on her face angrily, so the soul breath has now entered her body." ”
"I'm not blowing, I'm just breathing!" Nanke regretted going to his grandmother's house, "So this guy is going to wake up?" She will copy all my knowledge and personality, the only difference is that she is a woman? ”
"That's right," Sima Ling nodded, "Just now we unanimously decided to name her 'Nan Ke', I want to take care of her as my younger sister who grew up with me since she was a child, she can not only go to school for you but also be completely harmless to us women, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?" ”
"I've even chosen my name! Where to kill two birds with one stone! If you want to be harmless, even being a eunuch golem is better than a female golem! ”
"I can't do it," Qianxue said as she continued to lie on the ground, "This kind of simulated golem made with Solomon's blood requires a natural appearance, and I can either be a man or a woman, and if I want to be a eunuch, I may collapse on my own before I can do it." ”
"Xia Chi, you help your sister up!" Nanke pointed to Qianxue on the ground and ordered Xia Chi, "What is the point of lying on the ground and replying to the Emperor's question?" In addition, this 'Nanke' appearance is not a little higher than me, how can you go to school instead of me? You can hide your height and size with shoes and clothes, but you can't hide your face, right? Dongshan No. 1 Middle School is not an Arab school! ”
"By makeup!" Sima Ling was confident, "I can turn you from an ordinary boy into a beautiful girl, and of course I can also reverse makeup and turn a beautiful girl into an ordinary boy!" In the future, as long as Nan Ke's little sister doesn't use makeup remover, it's still no big problem to impersonate you at school...... Anyway, Principal Liu Qianpeng has already made a plan for your gender change, hasn't he? ”
"Hey, hey, hey! Sister Ling, what a big game you have laid out! Can you afford to have a female Earth Golem sister? The female Earth Golem is safe for you, but she, as my clone, is in more danger, and she may be captured by the bad guys to do such and such things! Needless to say, it's far away, even if it is discovered by Sun Xiaogui, a sworn friend......"
"Mr. Ke, you don't have to worry!" At this time, Araya walked in from outside the door, he had just heard all the conversations of everyone in the hall, and the handsome ring spirit in the butler's suit clenched his fists with unprecedented enthusiasm and promised: "Mr. Ke, you will take care of me in every way, and I will definitely do my best to help you protect the porcelain clay golem, and will not let her fall into the hands of bad people!" ”
"What are you blushing on a deserted night! You're a bad guy! I really didn't expect you to be this kind of person, with the maid Zhuo Yun still thinking about my doppelganger!? Where's the Earth Golem? Even if I wear makeup, I'm not as beautiful as Zhuo Yun, right? I usually treat you as a brother, and you actually plan to me!? ”
Nanke sensed the coming crisis, he thought that the night was long and dreamy, and in order to prevent the female earth golem from being poisoned by men such as Araga, he had to cut through the chaos quickly, and strangled her to death while "Nanke" did not wake up.
"Don't stop me!" Nank shouted as he kicked the lid of the mummy's coffin, "I'm suicidal!" Citizens of the People's Republic of China have the right to commit suicide! Whoever stands in my way is the enemy of socialism! (To be continued......)
PS: This is to celebrate the book friend [Burst Candy] becoming the leader of the alliance and the alliance leader update~\(≧▽≦)/~