Chapter 198: Washboard
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Luo Yang had already woken up when it was dawning. In fact, the main reason is that I can't sleep well in this old forest, and there are too many mosquitoes.
Qin Yixue is smart, with all the daily necessities in the big backpack behind her, and even a small tent. In the end, she helped Qin Yixue set up the tent, and the little girl ate some compressed biscuits, drank some mineral water, and went to sleep in the tent.
Poor Luo Yang can only deal with it casually outside the tent for a ~ night, although Luo Yang doesn't care, but under Qin Yixue's extremely vigilant eyes, Luo Yang still feels aggrieved.
"I told you, I'm not interested in your washboard at all." Luo Yang really couldn't stand Qin Yixue's repeated warnings, and said to Qin Yixue very bluntly.
"What? Do you dare to say that the old lady is a washboard? Qin Yixue, who was changing clothes in the tent, was just complaining to Luo Yang, but when she heard Luo Yang's words, she suddenly became angry, opened a crack in the small tent that could reflect the shadow of a person, and roared at Luo Yang.
A soft girl can become a female man in an instant, this sentence has been most truly verified by Qin Yixue.
However, her next sentence once again completely thundered Luo Yang.
"This girl, I'm the real D No. 1, I don't know how much better than those artificial ones. Mountain Artillery ......"
D one? Is there a model of this? Luo Yang couldn't help but stretch out his hand and gesture, unable to understand!
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The first thing Luo Yang did when he woke up was to practice, maybe he solved Long Wei, he was in a good mood, and in more than an hour, Luo Yang actually practiced his "Ninety-Nine Qiankun Decision" to the middle level of the four breaths.
After finishing the work, Luo Yang was refreshed, washed his face and mouthed in the small river not far away, took a bath by the way, and then went into the forest to hunt game.
Originally, it didn't matter if he ate it or not, he could make do with some compressed biscuits, but Qin Yixue's little girl was obviously not good, she let her eat compressed biscuits last night, and she didn't eat it after only two bites, Luo Yang estimated that this girl hadn't eaten anything in the forest for a few days. This is not good, after all, you have to hurry, if you don't eat well and starve your body, you will leave sequelae.
As luck would have it, I didn't go far before I came across a large pheasant.
Of course, such a small animal is simply handy for Luo Yang. Pick up a pebble and throw it over, and the pheasant won't even have a chance to whimper.
The pheasant was plucked, the demon knife threw the pheasant away, went to the river and washed the entrails, then made a fire not far from the tent, took a wooden fork to put the pheasant up, made two tripods out of branches, set them up on the fire, turned and roasted, tore the instant noodles in the bag, took out the spices inside, and sprinkled the spices on the pheasants while tumbling.
In a short time, the smell of meat echoed in this valley.
Maybe she was too sleepy, or maybe she felt that she was protected by a ding-level bodyguard outside, Qin Yixue felt that tonight was the best night she slept on.
She was not awakened by the sun, but by the smell of meat, and in her sleep she felt as if she smelled the smell of her mother's roast chicken, and her stomach rumbled.
When he opened his eyes and poked his head out of the tent, he saw Luo Yang roasting pheasants by the fire, and suddenly his stomach screamed even more happily.
Regardless of the fact that he was now wearing a thin set of pajamas, he rushed out of the tent and ran to the fire to grab the food that was on the fire.
"Wash your hands." The small wooden stick in Luo Yang's hand knocked open Qin Yixue's unruly hands and ordered.
"Eat first, then wash." Qin Yixue was dissatisfied.
"Eat, it's not cooked, as long as you're not afraid of diarrhea."
Qin Yixue pouted and looked at Luo Yang with disdain. Huffing, he turned and slipped into the tent.
"Dwarf oil...... Exploring the woods, bringing more food and pajamas? Luo Yang looked at Qin Yixue's back and chuckled.
"You...... Do you dare to peek at me changing clothes? Qin Yixue turned around and glared at Luo Yang with a pair of big eyes.
"Am I that lewd?" Luo Yang looked helpless, "Do you still need me to peek at your tent?" You can't even watch it if you don't want to! β
"You ......" Qin Yixue was stunned again. Waving his little fist and gritting his teeth in hatred, but what he said was indeed that the tarpaulin of the tent itself was thin, and the shadow of a person could be reflected in the distance, and finally he had to curse: "Shameless." β
After changing his clothes and washing his face in the river, he sat down by the fire, drooling, and staring at the pheasant meat that was gradually turning yellow on the fire.
The grease stains from the pheasant dripped on the fire and made a stinging sound.
"Is it a pure pheasant?"
"In this deep mountain and old forest, you can catch a chicken for me?"
"Pheasant meat is delicious, isn't it?"
"Of course."
"Okay?"
"Nope."
"Can you hurry up?"
"No, haven't you heard of it, your appetite is about to be full, and it is delicious to eat."
"These two chicken legs are mine...... Uh, that chicken wing is also mine, I love to eat chicken wings, I also want to eat chicken neck, and chicken xiong meat, I heard that the chicken xiong meat of pheasants is not firewood, fresh and tender and not fatty, it is also mine. β
"And where do I eat?"
"What about you...... Chicken fart~ shares are left to you. β
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hasn't eaten it yet, and the whole chicken has been almost divided by Qin Yixue.
Eating is the instinct of all animals, and men and women are extremely equal in this regard. Don't believe that ladies are polite at all times, and they are so hungry that they can't even give in to men when it comes to grabbing food. Just like Luo Yang and Qin Yixue now.
The pheasant was cooked, and the first time Luo Yang took the pheasant off the fire, Qin Yixue stretched out a pair of slender claws, regardless of the hot food, tore off a big chicken leg, stuffed it into his mouth and bit it, just like a hungry wolf coming down the mountain. The other free hand also tightly protected the remaining chicken, and muttered inarticulately: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'll tear off my reservation first, and the rest will be yours." β
After a while, the whole pheasant was left with a chicken bone shelf, with a fat chicken fart ~ strand in the back.
Qin Yixue handed the rest of her hand to Luo Yang, and said very heroically: "These are for you to eat." β
Give it all to me? Give me a chicken fart~ shares?
So, there was only one scene left, that is, Luo Yang was holding a chicken bone rack and watching Qin Yixue eat it violently.
After eating, he drank some water, burped, patted his belly, and said comfortingly to Luo Yang: "I didn't find it, you are not only a miracle doctor but also a good kung fu, but also a chef, and you have two hits." It's really a humiliation for an all-rounder like you to be put into the Security Bureau, if you don't go out of the mountain and go to Yanjing with me, I will ask my brother for a favor and ask him to find you an errand and designate a future than you in the Security Bureau. β
"No, no." Luo Yang took a bite of the compressed biscuit and said disdainfully, "You go home immediately after you get out of the mountain, and your parents will definitely beat you if you come home late~ shares." β
"Cut...... Look at your unproductive appearance, I'm sure you're afraid of your wife at home, alas...... I guess you don't have a wife for this unlucky appearance, right? If there is, her eyes are not good, and she is blind. Qin Yixue unscrewed the mineral water and handed it to Luo Yang and laughed.
Speaking of his wife, Luo Yang instantly thought of Hong Jingtian. The corners of her mouth couldn't help but hook up a smile, "She is much stronger than you, how can it be like you are not obedient at all, presumptuous and willful." β
"Do you really have a wife?" Qin Yixue's face was full of incredulity.
"Hmm." Luo Yang nodded. Although he did not get a marriage/certificate with Hong Jingtian, in his heart, Hong Jingtian was his wife.
"Take a look at the marriage certificate." Qin Yixue stretched out a pair of white and tender hands in front of Luo Yang, and said in disbelief.
"Nope." Luo Yang shook his head.
"You just brag, who can fancy you with your virtue? He is not tall, nor strong, nor handsome, shapeless, and sloppy. Qin Yixue continued to disdain.
"Do I have a wife who has anything to do with you? What, do you want to be my wife? Luo Yang reacted, he didn't want to talk to this kid about such a boring question.
"If you don't, follow me to Yanjing, I'll introduce you to one, the beauties of our school are all beautiful, and they are all the type of lordosis and backward curvature, specify what you like." At this time, Qin Yixue was like a charlatan who walked in all directions, "Even if I am your wife, what then?" Do you still think I'm not worthy of you? β
"You? No way. Luo Yang put her all over her body.
"What's wrong with me? Can you be worthy of this girl, I still have to think about this girl! Qin Yixue's face was blushing when she was seen, and when she heard Luo Yang say no, she suddenly yelled.
"Washboard." Luo Yang pursed his lips and said disdainfully.
Qin Yixue reflected, Luo Yang had already gotten up, Qin Yixue grabbed the mineral water bottle in her hand and smashed it towards Luo Yang hard, roaring at Luo Yang: "You...... Rogue ~ rogue. β
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After cleaning up, it's already three poles in the day.
At this time, the place where they were was was already deep in the mountains.
Luo Yang took out the satellite locator in his bag and looked at it, determined the direction, and took the little tail behind him and started to set off.
The mountain road is rugged, the two of them walk side by side, and when they reach the dangerous section, Luo Yang has to carry her for a while from time to time, in Qin Yixue's words, this is an opportunity for Luo Yang to apologize to himself, but in fact this is revenge.
Luo Yang really can't meet this little girl who has been with him all the way and is extremely kind.
After eating something and resting for a while, the two continued on their way.
The sun at two or three o'clock in the afternoon was extremely scorching, the sun was shining on the head, and there was no wind at all in the forest. Luo Yang didn't feel anything, but the little tail beside him really couldn't stand it.
"Let's rest a little longer, I'm dizzy." By a small river, Qin Yixue couldn't help it and shouted.
Luo Yang turned to look at her, only to see that her face was flushed, her forehead was sweating, he walked up to her and mossed her forehead, obviously suffering from heat stroke. In addition, girls may not have taken good care of them when they were young, their bodies have been weak, their resistance is poor, and they can't stand the sun as soon as they are exposed.
"Don't move. I'll show you. Luo Yang put his hands on Qin Yixue's shoulders and said.
Qin Yixue had already learned Luo Yang's methods, but she didn't care at this time, and closed her eyes to recuperate. I only feel the same as yesterday, a warm current flows from the shoulder to the body~ inside, and after a while, I fell asleep again.
When she woke up, she saw herself lying in the shade of a tree, and Luo Yang was guarding her, holding a large leaf in his hand and fanning it back and forth, helping her drive away the mosquitoes that came everywhere here.
Qin Yixue's heart suddenly softened, and her tears sparkled with emotion in an instant. But it was soon reflected, and even Luo Yang didn't pay attention.
"How long have I been asleep?" Qin Yixue asked Luo Yangdao, who was looking left and right at this time.
"Soon, half an hour." Luo Yang's eyes suddenly stared at one place and said casually.
"Oh." But Qin Yixue felt like she had slept for a long, long time, but looking at the hot sun on her head, she knew that Luo Yang didn't lie to her. When she got up, Qin Yixue only felt that her whole body seemed to be relaxed, and her hands and feet could almost feel a trace of lightness, and she didn't have the slightest feeling of dizziness when she had just suffered a heat stroke.
But she wasn't surprised. Miracle doctor, how to deserve the title of miracle doctor in a few moments.
In fact, she didn't know that because of her innocence and kindness, Luo Yang had just poured a trace of the true qi in her body~ into Qin Yixue's body, although there was only a trace of it, but that true qi was enough to increase Qin Yixue's physical fitness by dozens or hundreds of times, ensuring that she would not be troubled by minor illnesses and disasters in the future, and even Luo Yang combed the meridians of her whole body, and even the hidden stomach disease she fell when she was a child helped her cure.
"See what?" Following Luo Yang's gaze, Qin Yixue said strangely.
"Shh......h Don't make a sound. β