Chapter 292: The Queen Mother-like Simon Rouxue
"No more, believe it or not, I've made a trick!" When Zhao Haitao heard this, he directly covered his crotch.
"I'll get up, I'll go now, I'll go now!" Zhao Haitao knows his wife's ability, and his trick to prevent wolves is unprecedented.
Hearing this, Liu Xian was speechless, this is really a mother in the family, why don't you worry.
As a martial artist, Liu Xian naturally would not be poisoned by Zhang Qing's tricks, he pretended to do all this.
At this time, Zhang Qing had already entered her daughter's room, and when Zhao Haitao was about to take off Liu Busy's clothes, Liu Busy's eyes suddenly opened, which really startled Zhao Haitao.
"What do you want to do?" Liu Xian asked coldly.
"Huh? I want to--you! ”
Zhao Haitao was so frightened by Liu Busy, he actually said such a slurred sentence directly, I didn't expect it, this Zhao Haitao is still an alternative man, and he has a different hobby.
"yes, then what do you want to do!" When Liu hurriedly said this, Zhao Haitao had already fainted.
Ah, fight with the old rascal, oh no, no, teacher, do you think there will be good fruit to eat?
Zhang Qing muttered in her mouth while taking off her daughter's clothes, and besides, those hands touched her daughter's breasts twice from time to time, alas, it's really small, why is it developing so slowly.
"Hello!"
"Ha fart, I didn't see it, you are good at picking up men's clothes." Zhang Qing didn't think about it, so she said this, but after saying that, she felt that something was abnormal.
No, isn't that the voice of your own man?
As soon as she turned around, Zhang Qing was stunned, "Why did you wake up?" ”
"Hehe, I didn't wake up, I was sleepwalking!" Liu said with a smile, but there was a bad smile on his face.
Zhang Qingmeng, what is the situation? After doing it for a long time, this kid was pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, he was not drunk, he was pretending, he was pretending.
Zhang Qing was angry, but he didn't show it at all, straightened his chest, and said, "Teacher Liu, come, let's continue drinking." ”
"Good! But I'll have to wait until I'm done sleepwalking! ”
In front of Zhang Qing's eyes, Liu hurriedly left her house sleepwalking. It wasn't until she heard the heavy slamming sound that Zhang Qing reacted.
It's not sleepwalking, it's pretended!
It's over, a good drama of raw rice cooked and cooked rice is just like this, it's so unwilling.
At noon the next day, Liu Xian was about to ask Zhao Haitao out again, so as to take the relationship to the next level while the iron was hot, but he was blocked by a car that suddenly appeared.
It's a sports car!
What's the situation? Damn, driving doesn't have long eyes!
Then, the car door opened, and a woman in bright silver heels stepped out.
Belle!
Liu Xian's eyes widened, and he was suddenly in a good mood.
However, what made Liu Busy feel better was that the beautiful woman actually walked up to Liu Busy and stopped.
"That beauty, you're in my way." Liu hurriedly blinked his eyes, flowing with halazi, and was staring at the two lumps of meat at this time, big, why is it so big.
"Are you Liu busy?" The beauty asked.
"Hooligans? Not that kind of hooligan, but Liu - busy! Liu Xian smiled, but the next second he spoke again, "Wait, how do you know my name?" ”
"Get in the car!"
"Get in the car? Why? I don't have any money, and I can't make a duck? You'd better find someone else. Liu was busy clasping his hands on his chest, looking very careful.
"My young lady is invited!"
"Miss? How much does it cost? ”
"What are you staring at me for, do you say, free? Don't, I know the market, cheap is not good, good is not cheap. Although the buddy doesn't have much money, he is very picky about women, and some of them are not in the stream, and they can't be interested at all......" Liu Xian wanted to say more, but he never expected that the woman would make a move.
And he was extremely rude, as soon as he put his hands around Liu Busy's waist, he hugged Liu Busy up.
"Let go of me, my festival?"
"Ah, how can this be, people are still virgins?"
"Indecent, indecent, Uncle Policeman, you don't care about it......"
Ershui was very violent, and threw Liu Busy directly into the car as if he was throwing garbage, and then drove away in a sports car.
In the car, Liu Xian was very angry, very angry, although he said that he had eaten some tofu, but how could this be compared with his own discipline?
"Who are you? What do you want to do? Let me tell you, the master is good at kung fu, and the master's background is amazing, don't mess around, otherwise, if you're in a hurry, I'll shoot you in the face! ”
Ershui didn't speak, just drove the car on his own.
After about fifteen minutes, the car stopped, apparently entering a manor.
After Liu hurriedly got out of the car, he was suddenly a little confused. Holy, is this heaven?
Beauty, flowers, and your favorite little fresh meat, it's just - it's so tempting.
"Well, is this a duck factory?" Liu Xian had actually thought about it in the car, and it was estimated that this woman saw that she was too handsome and too suitable for being a duck, and then she raped herself, oh no, she hugged her. Then sent to a secret place for training.
That's it, since you have to run into it yourself, let's do a good deed and save those hard-working duck men.
It is precisely like this, in the car, Liu Busy just moved his mouth but did not move, but this is too different.
"Follow me!" Ershui pointed at Liu Busy and said coldly.
However, Liu hurriedly followed the direction of Ershui's finger, and suddenly saw his crotch, Ya, villain, big villain. Dare to point it out again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will directly turn into Ultraman and kill you little monster.
Ximen Rouxue was sitting on the sofa at this time, with no expression on her face, and a faint lipstick, making her look like the queen mother of heaven.
"Miss, someone brought it!" Ershui said very respectfully, and then stood aside.
Previously, Liu Xian felt that this Ershui was still a little beautiful, but compared with the woman in front of him, it was simply not a grade. It's a good comparison, if this Ershui is a cabbage for two cents and a pound, then this Ximen Rouxue is a hundred yuan and a tael of high-grade cabbage in the supermarket.
"Damn, you're Miss? What price? Go ahead. Liu Busy thought that the woman in front of him was training herself, but what about the leather whip and the uniform?
"Palm!" As soon as Ximen Rouxue said this, Ershui was about to do it, but Liu Busy was a good bully, in front of Ximen Rouxue, Liu Busy subdued Ershui with a counter-capture, and then hooked Ershui's professional short skirt with a little force with his left hand.
Damn, I actually wore a cartoon panties, and there was a line written on it, Struggle, Sao Nian!
I'm so sharp, it's so sharp, it's so sharp that it's in my underwear!
"Girl, being sassy is willful." Liu hurriedly gave a flying kiss to Ershui, and then glared at Ximen Rouxue,
"By the way, miss, I'm more interested in you."
Ximen Rouxue saw this scene clearly and did not speak. It seems that this Liu Busy is indeed a bit interesting and a little tricky.
"Do you recognize me?" As soon as Ximen Rouxue said this, Liu Xian immediately laughed, and laughed unscrupulously. A few bodyguards wanted to make a move, but they were stopped by Ximen Rouxue.
"Of course - I don't know. You've seen too many young ladies, anyway, have we made an appointment before? Do you play WeChat or WeChat? ”
"Oh yes, how much are you around, why did I think of the Queen Mother at the first sight of you? By the way, what about the old man of your Jade Emperor? ”
“……”
Liu Xian said several words in a row, and when he heard the end, Ximen Rouxue was about to collapse, and he was really a hooligan.
Of course, Ximen Rouxue refers to the kind of scoundrel who talks a lot.
"Do you know Ximentian!" Ximen Rouxue cuts straight to the point.
"What Ximen Tian, Ximen Yi, I only know Ximen Qing, oh yes, and Pan Jinlian!" Liu hurriedly chuckled, then blinked, "Could it be that Pan Jinlian?" I'll go, don't say it, it's really like, it's exactly the same. ”
Ximen Rouxue was a little annoyed, wondering when she had been told that. Ershui couldn't stand it anymore, and he shouted angrily and was about to make a move.
However, with a punch from Ershui, Liu Xian dodged with a gorgeous donkey, and then when he reappeared, he had already appeared beside Ximen Rouxue.
When everyone saw this scene, they all became nervous, for fear that Liu Busy would do something unexpected.
"What do you want to do?"
"Stop!"
"Stop!"
“……”
Liu Busy was speechless, did you do it yourself? Did you do something yourself? I sat on the ground myself, and of course, I looked at the Queen Mother!
"Queen Mother, can I ask you, how do your two peaches grow? How is it so big? Liu Busy showed a rogue face, and he also flowed out of Harazi.
Ximen Rouxue was silent.
"Queen Mother, why is your skin so white? Is it covered in the bed every day? ”
"By the way, why are you only looking at me?"
“……”
"Enough!" As soon as Ximen Rouxue said this, there was an ambush on all sides around Liu Xian.
"Hehe, all the heroes, as a duck, this doesn't look at the Buddha face, you have to look at the duck face, why bother, if you don't do it, you will be unlucky!" Liu Xian smiled at those professional-level bodyguards, with a look of under-pumping on his face, and when he said this, the hand kept touching his crotch.
Damn, against the rhythm of the sky.
"I think you're looking for death."
"Kill Him"
“……”
Immediately afterwards, the bodyguards were about to make a move, but at this moment, Ximen Rouxue spoke.
She knew very well what she wanted, and the reason why she asked Ershui to bring Liu Busy was to investigate the truth. And if you talk about using force, then your plan to put a long line to catch big fish is afraid that it will be in vain!