In the crowd, Xiao Yifei hastily admired the "Mona Lisa" that everyone on the earth knows.

How so? Honestly, it's a bit disappointing.

First, because it's so small. It is only 78 centimeters high and 53 centimeters wide. Such a big fame, such a small oil painting, makes people feel incongruous.

Second, the oil paintings that pass by along the way do not have much protection, and people can look at them up close. It is the only one that is locked in a glass enclosure and a fence outside, so people can only look at it with binoculars from a distance of more than 2 meters (this is an exaggeration).

Third, it is Xiao Yifei's point of view, he believes that this so-called mysterious smile is actually a smile that does not smile, or that the model laughs for too long and his face cramps.

Xiao Yifei took a few photos, but after a while, there were more and more people in this exhibition hall, and he hurriedly squeezed out of the crowd.

"You have to be careful, this is where the theft rate is highest. When you come alone, be sure to take care of your belongings. ”

Xiao Yifei looked at the crowd that soon surrounded a few circles, and nodded, indeed, the thief spent money to buy a ticket to come in, and he definitely didn't want to go out empty-handed, there are so many people here, what are you waiting for if you don't start.

"And watch out for the kids."

"Kids? I don't have children? Xiao Yifei thought that what he said was that there were too many people, and children were easy to get lost.

"I'm talking about the half-grown kids, who use free tickets to enter the Louvre to steal money, and even if they are caught, they will only be locked up for a few days and will come back here in a few days."

I'm dizzy, foreigners will do the same, Xiao Yifei was completely depressed.

"Yesterday my classmates told me that in Galeries Lafayette recently, thieves usually gather outside the door of shopping places, and when they see Chinese, they take the initiative to talk to shoppers, or beg, and then take the opportunity to start. In the event of resistance, thieves will rush up and forcibly rob them. ”

Well, if you can't steal it, you can rob it openly, hey, poor Frenchman, Xiao Ah and Xiao Hei have poured in, and even the 9th district, where Lafayette is located, has changed from the original safe zone to the whole uneasy area, hey, who is to blame for this?

Forget it, don't bother to pay attention to these, anyway, Xiao Yifei is not interested in shopping places such as Galeries Lafayette and Paris Spring.

Xiao Yifei turned around and couldn't help but burst into a foul word in his heart:

Damn, this picture is too big.

I can't help it, I'm sorry for the huge area of this painting without saying foul language.

On the wall opposite the small Mona Lisa is a huge oil painting, how big is it? It's the size of Napoleon's coronation. After reading the introduction, it was originally called "The Wedding Banquet in Ghana", with a width of 6.6 meters X 9.9 meters, telling the story of the Bible.

Although I don't understand its meaning, it's commendable just because he's huge. Each character in it is the size of a real person. Xiao Yifei also deliberately went out to see the introduction under Napoleon's coronation. The coronation picture is only 6.21 meters X 9.79 meters, which is not as large as "The Wedding Banquet in Ghana".

This Louvre is interesting, opposite the small Mona Lisa, is the largest oil painting in the Louvre, what does this mean? Are they also tempted to mock Mona Shirley's little?

Well, the exhibition hall was already packed, all of them came to see the Mona Lisa. Xiao Yifei didn't want to join in the fun, so he and William left the exhibition hall.

Exit the Promenade of Apollo and turn left to find another of the "Three Jewels of the Louvre" touted in general travel brochures: the Goddess of Victory. The full name of this statue is "Victory of Samotras", and in Greek mythology the goddess of victory is called "nIKe". That's right, it's the spelling of that Nike sneaker.

Today, everyone knows that as soon as an athlete wins the championship, he immediately shows his two tiger teeth and stretches out his two fingers, which represents the goddess of victory, Victoria, who is the goddess of victory of the Romans. These two goddesses of victory belong to different mythological systems, so don't get confused.

Later, I went to see Venus with Broken Arm. After tossing all morning, I had a general understanding of the topography of the Louvre, and then Xiao Yi flew into the air and came to appreciate it slowly.

After lunch, William drove Xiao Yifei out of the door, first to see the U.S. Embassy in Paris, then turned onto the Champs-Élysées, and then turned around three times and took Xiao Yifei to a street.

"This is George V Street, and that building is your embassy. If you have something, you run to the embassy. ”

"Our embassy."

This inconspicuous four-story building in front of you is the embassy? The U.S. Embassy just occupies such a large area, why are we so small? They also have a park, we are in the middle of a row of buildings, and the farmer's general association next to it is wall to wall, how can this be kept secret.

The car continued to the south for 100 meters, and when waiting for the traffic light, Xiao Yifei pointed to the building that showed half of his body from the side building, and before he could ask, William nodded and said, "Yes, that is the Eiffel Tower."

Xiao Yifei tilted his head and looked carefully.

"This square is Alma Square."

Seeing that Xiao Yifei didn't react, he continued: "The tunnel below is where Princess Diana was in a car accident. ”

"Oh, got it."

The light is green, go straight and you will get on the Pont de Alma and cross the Seine. William did not get on the bridge, but turned a corner and continued southwest along the embankment. Now Xiao Yifei can admire the Eiffel Tower smoothly, watching the Eiffel Tower slowly become taller and bigger, until he can no longer see his full picture.

"Nice duck boat in the Seine, you can try it. But beware of thieves. ”

Xiao Yifei muttered in his heart: There are no people there.

After crossing the Jena Bridge and finding a parking lot, the two of them began to explore the Champ de Mars park. However, it was the peak time to go up to the Eiffel Tower, so the two of them didn't go to join in the fun. Xiao Yifei deliberately ran to the bottom of the Eiffel Tower to take a few photos of the Eiffel Tower that resembled lace-trimmed panties.

The next day, before William left, he told Xiao Yifei again.

"Be sure to pay attention to safety, don't go to the subway, you are so rich, either take a taxi or rent a car yourself."

"There are thieves in the subway too?"

"Thieves are petty. Yesterday I was afraid of scaring you, so I didn't tell you, but my classmates told me that something happened a few days ago, and a person was pushed off the subway platform. ”

"Why?"

"I don't know, I didn't even catch anyone pushing it."

Xiao Yifei felt that his heart was about to be unbearable: I'll go, no, William, don't scare me.

"Really, when we used to come to visit, we thought that the security here was not good, but who knew that it is more serious now, and there are more and more crimes especially against the Chinese."

Xiao Yifei felt that he was not in Paris, but in Iraq. He was already considering whether to cancel his plans to buy a château in Bordeaux.

"However, with your current body, no one should come to mess with you. But you still have to be careful, those Xiao A and Xiao Hei may have guns, you must not hesitate when it is time to do it, and directly attack to ensure that he completely loses the ability to resist, and then search his body. ”

Xiao Yifei is a little proud, indeed, he is about to grow to 1.8 meters now, and his body is also very strong, it is not easy to deal with at first glance, and no one should take the initiative to cause trouble.

"Also, most importantly, don't count on the police."

Xiao Yifei's pride was immediately shot to death by William. I can't count on the police, who else can I count on?

"You must remember that don't run around with a Leica SLR bag on your back, and don't show your phone or tablet at will. You're in Paris, not in Switzerland, not in Germany, not in Stuttgart. The police here are French police, not German. ”

Well, Xiao Yifei has decided, these things are usually thrown into the space and used to take them out. And if you have the chance, you must find a place to get some bullets. Originally, in Germany, he could ask William to take him to the shooting range of the gun shop, and it was easy to embezzle a few bullets, but then he thought that William was on the trip, and he would also go to the United States in the future, so he didn't get bullets. It seems that the miscalculation must be made up.

Xiao Yifei didn't know that the French police were indeed incompetent, which the French themselves often complained about. In particular, in 2012, a vicious case occurred in Canada, where the bodies of Chinese students were dismembered, and the murderer also sent some of the body parts into a mail parcel to the headquarters of the two major political parties in Ottawa, the capital of Canada, which caused a national uproar in Canada. And this murderer got on a plane to France, and walked around France for a week, the French police found traces several times, and actually pounced in the air again and again, and the police also said that this person had a strong anti-reconnaissance ability, so they could not catch it.

Some media broke the news that the murderer's mobile phone was always on, we don't know whether this statement is true or not, but we know the results behind it. The murderer had just been in Germany for half a day before he was caught by the German police.

With such a comparison, the gap comes out, and the incompetence of the French police can be seen.

Seeing that William kept telling Xiao Yifei with no peace of mind, Xiao Yifei felt as if he had seen his brother's shadow from his identity, indeed, this was more like a kind brother telling his younger brother to pay attention to safety.

Seeing off William, Xiao Yifei wanted to go to the Arc de Triomphe. Xiao Yifei said from the guide he saw on the Internet that it is best to visit the Louvre in the afternoon after the tour group leaves. So Xiao Yifei decided to go to see the Louvre tomorrow afternoon, and tomorrow it will be open until 9:30 p.m., so that he has enough time to take pictures slowly.

Originally, the subway was the most convenient from the hotel to the Arc de Triomphe. Take the M1 line at the entrance of the Grand Palais and go 6 stops to the Arc de Triomphe. But Xiao Yifei was frightened by William's words about pushing people off the platform, so he had to take a taxi.

Walking to the taxi stand, waving, a taxi slid in front of him, he looked, I went, it was actually a Mercedes AMG.

Xiao Yifei confirmed again, it was indeed a taxi, and the 300,000 euro car was used as a taxi, which was taller than Porsche taxis. Is this thing up or down?

"Hey, you're not getting in the car?"

Xiao Yifei took a look, and the driver was a person with Middle Eastern characteristics, which made him mumble in his heart. There's no way, just after William said to pay attention to Xiao Hei Xiao, I met one.

The driver urged Xiao Yifei to get into the car in stumbling English.