Chapter Seventy-Five: Workflow
Me: "Agreed! Let me say first, first of all, you were disheartened after the failure of the anti-Jin resistance, and returned to Zhongnan Mountain to establish the Quanzhen School, built a Taoist temple, and accepted seven apprentices...... It's all quite waste, often seven together, but if there is one less, there will be no urine! ”
Wang Chongyang: "Yes! ”
Me: "Later, you and Lin Chaoying became neighbors, she lived under your house, you like people, but what, people are chivalrous girls of big families, and they can't just partner with you, saying that you have to marry the media, and you will take people into the door with a sedan chair, I heard that you were a pretending criminal, and you didn't agree, and you didn't get married for decades, at best, it's an underground romance!" ”
Wang Chongyang: ", what a good thing, it's so disgusting for you to say it?" Moreover, since the war, Chaoying has withdrawn from the martial arts and started to be a young woman in literature and art, reading and playing the piano every day, which has nothing to do with whether she is a chivalrous woman or not! ”
Me: "...... Calm down, do you remember what we're doing here? ”
Wang Chongyang glanced at me: "Are you stupid for me?" Aren't we testing your new exercises? ”
As soon as Wang Chongyang's words were finished, I began to mutter in my heart, it was obvious that the old man's original life trajectory had not changed in general, but there were some changes in the details, Lin Chaoying was the founder of the Tomb School back then, and the Jade Girl Heart Sutra was practiced perfectly, saying that this kind of woman who will destroy anyone at every turn is a young woman of literature and art, I really can't accept it, in one, judging from Wang Chongyang's tone, the relationship between the two seems to have undergone some subtle changes, not as cold as written in the book.
However, the general trend does not seem to have changed, Wang Chongyang is still dead, and he still did not marry Lin Chaoying.
So in other words, my exercises have changed the past to a certain extent, and judging from Wang Chongyang's performance, it seems that the process of fusing his memories just now is not pleasant, thinking of this, I more or less understand the behavior of the four yin spirits just now.
After sending Wang Chongyang away, I felt a little tired and wanted to lie on the kang for a while, but who would have thought that Liu Qian suddenly walked over from the computer desk, stretched out her arm and said to me: "I want to play too!" ”
"......" Looking at the woman's big eyes and pitiful expression, I immediately rushed away from the fatigue in my mind, grabbed her arm in my hand, and said with a smile: "Okay, I'll go to sleep after playing!" ”
Liu Qian smiled happily, revealing two little tiger teeth, my heart was infinitely warm, and I began to adjust the aura in the group, wanting to instill it into Liu Qian's body, but at this moment, my eyes suddenly darkened, my feet were soft, and I collapsed on the ground!
"Big head! Big head, what's wrong with you? Liu Qian held me in a panic and shouted anxiously.
Su Diao's complex also jumped down from the kang, and his fingers pressed lightly on my pulse, as if he was taking my pulse.
It was as if my whole body had been emptied, my eyelids closed little by little, and I couldn't even use the strength to open them, and just before I was completely unconscious, I heard Su Diao's complex say, "It's okay, the spiritual power is empty!" ”
"What do you mean?" Liu Qian asked her.
"You can understand it as the concept of dying of the essence, except that he will not die!" So said the Su Diao complex.
……
When I woke up the next day, I looked at my watch, it was already half past ten in the morning, there was no one in the room, there was a glass of milk and two slices of bread on the table on the kang head, I was already grumbling with hunger, I grabbed the food in a daze, and ate it all in two bites.
After eating, I got dressed, picked up my things and went to the bathroom to wash, but there was no one in the bathroom, but there were bursts of applause from the east, I was a little curious, I sped up, after washing, I hurried towards the east, just ran to the end of the corridor, I felt the source of the sound - the conference room!
Lying at the door, I found that Liu Yanran was standing on the rostrum to give a speech, while others, including some ghostly animals, were gathered around the small table below, drinking and listening to the lectures, and occasionally putting down the wine bottle in her hand and slapping it a few times.
Liu Yanran on the stage was full of emotion, dancing with her hands: "Ladies and gentlemen, the slave is a servant, and his status is low......"
Fang Fang, who was not far away, saw me, waved his hand and motioned for me to be next to him, I couldn't refuse, walked over in three or five steps, sat on the sofa, and asked Fang Fang: "What is this for?" ”
"I heard Lao Chi say that this is the process you set, the guest came up, listen to him tell the story first, and then talk about his wishes after telling the story, and then study the specific matters!"
I nodded and continued to ask him, "Why do you tell other girls to cry?" ”
Fang Fang hurriedly shook his head: "We didn't say a word, this woman's self said that she cried, and we just shed tears!" ”
"What's going on?"
"This eldest sister has a hard life, lives in the Qing Dynasty, is a poor singing woman, has no marriage leave in her life, and has no object underneath, she said that she came here to experience the feeling of getting married......"
I was stunned on the spot: "Marriage? Are you kidding? She is a ghost, if she is not attached to the animal, she will hang up in two days, how can she get married? Getting a cat and a man to marry? Stop! ”
Fang Fang shrugged his shoulders and said to me with a smile: "How to solve it is your problem, it doesn't have much to do with me, does it?" ”
At this moment, Lao Lin walked up to me with a notebook and said to me: "Boss Wang, I have recorded in detail the few people who introduced themselves in the front!" ”
I nodded with satisfaction: "Not bad!" Lao Lin is careful! ”
Lao Lin was happy and said weirdly: "It's just ......"
"What's wrong?"
"Yes, you better see it yourself, I don't think ordinary people can accept it!"
I opened the paper in confusion, and the first one turned out Princess Taiping's resume:
Profession: Princess, once quite an emperor!
Age: Confidential (Princess Taiping herself Note: Special occupation, good maintenance, the actual Yangshou is indeed a little bigger!) )
Destination: Optional.
Wish: To be a female emperor.
I was stunned when I saw this...... I didn't say anything for a long time, Lao Lin pointed to a blank space under the paper and said to me: "You write the solution below!" We do! ”
I thought about it for a long time, but I really didn't come up with a way to make Princess Taiping the female emperor, so I called Wang Chongyang and asked, "Do you have any friends who make movies or TV series?" ”
Wang Chongyang thought for a moment and nodded: "Yes, but the strength is not great, and I can't get on the provincial satellite TV station." ”
I smiled wryly and said: "This is not important, the key is that the screenwriter must have brains, see if you can contact your friends to make a special aerial drama about Princess Taiping being the emperor, and then let Her Royal Highness attach this princess to a woman in our group to be a female pig's foot, as long as she enjoys it, we can be considered to have completed the task......"
Wang Chongyang suddenly brightened up, and laughed evilly: "I think so, but this woman has a bad temper, so I'm afraid of ......."
"It's okay, let's just pay more money, and when our tourism is on the right track, the money will be easy to say!"
"Okay, I'll call you!" After Wang Chongyang finished speaking, he turned around and left.
After dealing with the first one, I flipped to the next one:
Name: Niu Lao Wu.
Occupation: Farmer.
Age: 42.
Destination: Dongshan County.
Wish: Find an old scalper from eight years ago.
I am inexplicable to see this resume, I don't know why, Lao Lin whispered in my ear: "This Niu Lao Wu is now the righteous son of the animal husbandry king below, and he is also a star in the industry, with technology and connections, he died nine years ago, before his death was a big cattle farmer, on the day of his death, it rained, there was a landslide in the village, and an old cow seemed to save him, he didn't die, but this guy was also an unlucky one, and he was in a car accident on the way to the hospital...... He always thought that the old ox was affectionate and righteous, and he thought that the old ox had been psychic, it is said that his cattle raising skills were not good back then, since he raised this old cattle, he seems to be able to understand the body movements and language of the cow...... That's about the way it is, he's going back to Dongshan County to see his old scalper......"
This is relatively simple, I wrote approval in the blank space of the paper, please contact the members near Dongshan County to deal with it properly, and turned the paper over.
The third is Kou Zhun's resume, which is roughly similar to the introduction in the history books, but his purpose is quite intentional - to learn how to make soy sauce.
Lao Lin knew that I must be puzzled, so he hurriedly lowered his head and said, "I was so happy at the time, did you say that everyone in the Song Dynasty was sick?" Such a famous person, finally came to Yangjian to learn how to make soy sauce? Later, when I asked, I found out that this guy was doing condiment business underground, and all the vinegar produced in the factory was vinegar, and there was a soy sauce maker who had sprung up in the past two years, and he had the momentum to share the market with him, but he was an old West and didn't know anything about soy sauce, so he came up this time to learn from experience. ”
"......" I was already a little speechless, but overall, this guy's request was not excessive, I asked Lao Lin: "Do our friends know any friends who work in the soy sauce factory?" ”
"Time is in a hurry, I haven't had time to ask."
"Hmm...... In this way, let's see if there are any friends from the soy sauce factory around us, if there are really none...... Let's find a way to get him into the soy sauce factory and steal his lessons......"
Lao Lin nodded: "That's it!" ”
In the next resume, this group of ghosts put forward all kinds of unbelievable wishes, and if they wanted to experience the war, I gave instructions to "take him to play live CS".
If you want to help future generations develop, the content of my instructions is to "teach future generations to study hard after seeing them".
The most hateful thing is that there are people who want to find pen pals in the yang world, what, how to contact? Burning paper? If your pen pal burns down, you may still be able to receive it, but how do you reply? Later, I thought about it for a long time before I figured out that this ugly girl named Mei Pengyou wanted me to be her messenger for a long time? That's it, it's not a difficult thing, I reluctantly agreed, and gave the instruction "Quasi-play!" ”
Then, some people proposed to travel in space, meet aliens, and see the Loch Ness Monster, but I vetoed them one by one, and suggested that they go to the cinema to solve the problem.
At the end of the process, Lao Lin posted it in my ear and said, "Boss Wang is amazing, he even let you solve it!" ”
"You remember! For this kind of unreasonable demand, we can be blinded, but we can't be blinded, let's go back to it! By the way, what about Shennong's resume? "I didn't see any information about him after looking around, and I couldn't help but wonder when I remembered what he left last night.
Lao Lin frowned: "He didn't talk so much nonsense, so he said that he was going to a place called Shennong Mountain, just now Ma Yuer checked the computer for half an hour, and he didn't find this place." ”
Me: "Hmm...... I know, in this way, I gave instructions that can be handled immediately, let's open it, some need to go to the field to contact the members of the field, and I will ask my daughter-in-law to send them over for a while, as for the individual that can't be dealt with temporarily, like Princess Taiping, Niu Lao Wu, Liu Yanran, Shennong's like this, just put it off for the time being, and try to do everything that can be done! This is our work process, and we will do this in the future, one is to overcome difficulties as much as possible, and the other is to distinguish priorities and deal with them in batches. ”
Lao Lin nodded, with a little excitement, turned to leave, and after a while, everyone in the conference room began to be busy in full swing.