Chapter 56: Miss, You're Peeing Your Pants
"Rumors? Is this a rumor-mongering? Li Meihong pointed at Lin Wufeng and said with a sneer: "You two are hugging and hugging, and we have all bumped into us." Do you still want to deny it? ”
Qingqing, me, me?
Cuddle cuddle?
Lin Wufeng looked surprised. He wanted to hug Zhang Qingwu, or even lie on the ground and let her do something.
However, you also need the cooperation of others.
Lin Wufeng didn't understand the identities of this man and woman, and he didn't know what the relationship between them and Zhang Qingwu was. Therefore, I also hold the principle of not caring about things and hanging high. Be prepared to sit on the sidelines and see how Zhang Qingwu handles this kind of thing.
This is also convenient for more targeted treatment of Zhang Qingwu's "autism" in the future.
However, this woman ignited the flames of war on herself. It made him very unhappy.
"I said, which eye did you see us hugging?" Lin Wufeng asked with a smile.
"I saw it in both eyes. How? Do you still want to deny it? What department are you from? Li Meihong stared at Lin Wufeng and said.
Lin Wufeng is handsome, and his face looks very young. Wearing his standard short-sleeved tank top and shorts, and a pair of yellow flip-flops at his feet, he looked like a gangster and some of the school's students. Therefore, she decided that Lin Wufeng was a student of the school.
She knew that Zhang Qingwu didn't have a younger brother, and she wouldn't go out shopping with men easily. What are the other possibilities besides relationships?
"See both eyes? You are sick. Lin Wufeng said with a serious face.
She has seen all the unwarranted things, what is it if there is not a disease in the eye?
"Are you sick? You're sick. How do you curse? Is there a quality? Li Meihong sued first, shouting in a screaming voice.
As soon as she shouted like this, the flow of people who went shopping stopped here. With the four of them as the center, they instantly formed a circle.
The more audiences, the more Li Meihong has the desire to perform.
She was filled with righteous indignation, pointed at Lin Wufeng and Zhang Qingwu with a righteous face, and scolded: "The current nurse is really shameless. As a teacher, hook up with your own students - the old cow eats the tender grass. What kind of quality? ”
Nurse? Tutoring? Student? Teacher-student love?
Hearing these hot keywords, the onlookers were as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, and everyone's gossip heart was burning, looking at Zhang Qingwu and Lin Wufeng with bright eyes, pointing at the two.
There is a murderous aura!
Lin Wufeng turned his head and saw that Zhang Qingwu's face was pale, and he had reached the critical point of the outbreak.
Lin Wufeng came closer and whispered in her ear, "Don't be angry. I'll take care of that. ”
Seeing the whispering of the two as if no one was around, Li Meihong seemed to have found evidence of adultery between the two, and said to everyone: "Everyone has seen it, right?" Can you prove that I'm not lying? ”
Lin Wufeng shook his head helplessly, walked up to Li Meihong, and whispered something in her ear.
"What do you say? Don't come near me. Something to say out loud. Li Meihong's body stepped back. She hadn't heard Lin Wufeng say anything at all.
Lin Wufeng seemed to be very impatient, and shouted loudly: "I said, Miss, you peed your pants." ”
"Fart." Although Li Meihong didn't believe it, out of instinct in her body, she still lowered her head and looked at her pants.
Hearing Lin Wufeng's words, the others also shifted their attention to Li Meihong's pants.
A shocking scene appeared.
The white casual pants that Li Meihong was wearing suddenly got wet as if they had been drenched in water. And the damp area is still spreading rapidly.
It seems that Li Meihong really ursed in public.
"Oh my God. Big Dragon, look-look-still pee-"
"Haha. Shame on the dead. in the street—"
"Wonderful. Wonderful - little flower, take a quick picture. Take a quick shot—"
Yes!
Li Meihong screamed, covered her pants with her bag and ran towards the bathroom. Behind was the cheers and heckling of the crowd.
"Did you do it?" Zheng Qiang glared at Lin Wufeng fiercely and asked.
"I don't understand what you're talking about." Lin Wufeng said innocently.
"I'll settle accounts with you later." Zheng Qiang threw out a cruel word and walked quickly to the outside of the movie theater. He can't afford to lose his girlfriend anymore.
Zhang Qingwu looked at Lin Wufeng with a pair of beautiful eyes, she knew that it must be Lin Wufeng's ghost.
is not a vegetative person, how can he do such a thing as enuresis on the street?
"I just accidentally touched her bladder meridian." Lin Wufeng shrugged his shoulders and said.
In Li Meihong's mouth, Lin Wufeng is a very unqualified person. People who don't have quality naturally have to do things that don't have quality.
Therefore, when he was close to Li Meihong, he reached out and pressed Sanjiao Yu on her waist.
Sanjiao Yu, in the lumbar region, when the spinous process of the first lumbar vertebra is subordinate, the side is open 1. 5 inches. It has the function of Tongli Sanjiao and dredging the waterway.
Lin Wufeng has a deep understanding of the acupuncture points of the human body, and under the urging of unique techniques, it is not difficult to make her suffer from urine insipidus on the spot.
"Indecent." Zhang Qingwu said with disdain.
"Uh-" Lin Wufeng was very angry, and he wanted to press this woman to the ground a hundred times before he could stop.
Not only did this woman not appreciate it, but she even said that she was lewd. Isn't all this done for you?
If she hadn't done it herself, I don't know how long this mother-in-law would have been entangled.
"Thank you." Zhang Qingwu said suddenly. Moreover, there is a hint of a smile on his face.
"No thanks." Lin Wufeng said angrily.
Lin Wufeng looked at Zhang Qingwu's face thoughtfully, he felt as if something had changed in her—something had changed?
Sky. She actually laughed. She would have laughed.
A very calm smile. Comfortable and natural, like a hundred flowers blooming in an instant, beautiful and incomprehensible.
"You laughed." Lin Wufeng pointed at Zhang Qingwu's face and said stupidly.
"I know." Zhang Qingwu quickly straightened his face again.
Lin Wufeng followed behind Zhang Qingwu, looking at this stubborn and beautiful woman with a smile on his face, he was really a dead character.
However, since she was able to laugh on such an occasion, it means that her condition has been further treated.
The two of them didn't speak again, just walking in the square, Lin Wufeng touched Zhang Qingwu's little hand with his little finger from time to time, and after finding that she was not angry, he touched it even more unscrupulously, knowing that Zhang Qingwu couldn't bear it and gently put his hand behind his back.
Just as Lin Wufeng and the others were strolling through the streets, a bloody storm against Lin Wufeng was unfolding wildly.