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Chapter 369: What the kite led in

The wind came and immediately blew up the pile of garbage.

At this time, the hidden weapon was already on the scene, and Liu was busy dodging in time and did not get hit.

Taking advantage of this scene, Liu Xian has already flashed.

Ya, by yourself, the otaku on the other side is simply a pervert, this is still after figuring out the hole cards, and then take revenge.

When Liu Xian reappeared, he had already come to the Hi Hall bar, and his clothes had changed.

At this time, I was drinking with Sister Le.

Sister Le smiled faintly, "I didn't expect it, there are still things you Liu is afraid of, I can be regarded as an eye-opener today." Anyway, why am I in such a good mood? ”

Sister Le smiled very happily.

Liu Xian suddenly became angry, "I'll go, I'm like this, you don't care about it, you still talk about me like that, you're just too - wait, what's behind you?" ”

Liu Xian was suddenly stunned, as if he had seen something incredible.

When Sister Le saw this scene, she couldn't help but look back.

This look, you are fooled.

Sister Le was angry, but when he turned around again, Liu Xian was gone.

Sister Le knew that this product must have gone upstairs.

However, she didn't rush upstairs, but blinked her eyes and snapped her fingers. Immediately, the Thunder Dragon appeared.

"According to what Liu Busy said just now, investigate it well, if you need to, go to Xue Qianqian, she owes Liu Busy the affection, just say, just say that Liu Busy asked you to go, and then with the help of the Skynet system, cut out the portraits of those three people for me"

"Sister Le, don't worry, I will definitely do this!"

Then the Brontosaurus left.

After a lot of wind and rain, the wind and rain war of Liu was busy, and the rain outside also stopped.

He lay on the bed and sighed, "Alas, why don't you stop, you stop." ”

Sister Le was about to take another sentence, but she never expected that this Liu was busy with another sentence, "I'll go pee first!" ”

Liu was busy spending the night in the Hi Hall bar, and it was noon the next day.

No one called him at all.

I touched my head, flipped through my phone, and it turned off automatically, damn, it wouldn't have been damaged by the rain yesterday. I flipped it around and turned it over, and finally pulled the battery off, and then reinstalled it again, and then turned it on.

However, when the phone is turned on, all kinds of text messages come.

Liu Busy saw that there were more than 200 of them, with different contents and different expressions, but the purpose was the same, that is, to let Liu Busy go to eat barbecue.

The one who sent the text message was naturally those students from Class 38.

Liu Xian was hesitating whether to go, and at this time the mobile phone rang.

The call was from the squad leader Li Xiaomeng.

"What, teacher, why haven't you gotten up yet?"

"What time is it, you're still sleeping, aren't you afraid to go to sleep?"

"We're all preparing a barbecue, and it's up to you."

"It's okay, it's okay, it just rained on this mountain yesterday, and there is no fire at all, just right for barbecue."

"Haha, I'm sure I won't come, but we called our good friends, and they are all school flower-level beauties."

Hearing this, Liu Xian suddenly came to his senses, "What you said is true?" ”

"Teacher, you really deserve to be a rogue teacher, I became interested when I heard the school flower, what do you say, when did I, Li Xiaomeng, lie to you?"

The heart said, anyway, it's not to lie to you once, so why not lie a few more times. Li Xiaomeng's heart is so happy.

"Okay, Mr. Yung put on his underwear, and I'll be there in half an hour."

Liu Xian must have said word for word.

"Then we can wait for you, see you soon, don't disperse, don't open!"

"Don't worry, the teacher's character is very guaranteed, and it is worth a hundred reliable."

After hanging up the phone, Liu Busy began to pack his things.

At the same time, a flat piece of land on the mountainside. The students of Class 38 have basically arrived.

When they came, they brought enough barbecue utensils, saying that it was a mountainside, but in fact, there was a winding mountain road, so they could get on the car directly. Otherwise, these people would not choose to come here.

Although Li Xiaomeng said that he was not afraid of fire, he brought an electric oven. The power supply is directly from the battery.

You do this, I do that, everyone can say that they are very busy, and soon everything will be ready.

Just now, the squad leader Li Xiaomeng spoke, this Liu is too busy to eat, and now, everyone is looking at Li Xiaomeng.

If eyes can kill, this Li Xiaomeng would have died a hundred times.

She blinked, then pulled Huang Yunhui and said, "Didn't you go to the toilet?" Go, I'll go with you. ”

Huang Yunhui knew that she was being used as a shield again. However, what can I say, no way, girlfriends are used to block arrows.

Sighing, Huang Yunhui didn't say anything anymore, and followed Li Xiaomeng.

This mountain, called Blue Bird Mountain, why is it called this name, it is said that during the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, there was a Blue Bird living on this mountain, so it has this name.

You can imagine how far back this mountain is. In addition, over the years, the mountain has been developed, so there are many tourists every day.

For all this, Liu was busy on the road and had already listened to the taxi driver.

Along the way, the taxi driver chatted with Liu Busy a lot.

Because in the eyes of the taxi, this thin monkey is a migrant worker at most, looking at his dress, as well as the eyes, the complexion, and the taste, can there be anything else besides the migrant worker?

No way!

The taxi driver took a puff of his cigarette, "Small, I'll tell you something I'm interested in, do you want to do that, five hundred, how about it, is it interesting?" ”

Seeing that Liu Busy didn't speak, he thought it was too expensive, and continued, "You can get a discount, how about it?" Twenty percent off? Seven-fold ......"

Liu was busy and speechless when he got home, damn it, let's take a taxi, at the beginning, this nonsense was not over, and it was forgotten, but now, it has turned into a pimp.

Damn, is Lao Tzu like the kind of woman who lacks women?

"Stop, I'm here!"

As soon as Liu got out of the car, the students of Class 38 surrounded him. All of them had excitement on their faces.

You must know that although the students of Class 38 have different personalities, they don't have to say anything about their appearance, plus they are all wearing sexy clothes now, so they are like a large number of fairy mountains.

The taxi driver was stunned, "Is this true?" I'm not blind, am I? How can this be? ”

Just when the taxi driver was distracted, Bai Xue suddenly walked by the car window and said with a friendly reminder,

"Uncle, why did you get a nosebleed?"

Yes!

The taxi driver blinked, then hurriedly slapped the steering wheel and drove away.

"That, master, I haven't paid yet?"

Liu Busy couldn't help but be stunned, and said in his heart, doesn't this pull-skin-strip say that you don't want to pay for a taxi?

What a strange thing!

After greeting the students and asking questions, Liu Xian quickly realized a problem, that is, Li Xiaomeng and Yun Hui were gone.

"Teacher, they're going to the bathroom."

Snow replied.

"Why is it so long? That's right, even a big aunt should be enough. ”

"How old is this, by my standards, this is enough for eighteen times the eldest aunt!"

At first, you said everything to me, and it was a joke, but soon I stopped laughing.

Because they realized a problem, there was a good chance that they were lost.

The terrain of this Jade Bird Mountain is too complicated, and it is common to get lost. Everyone glanced at each other, and finally their eyes fell on Liu Xian.

"If you stay here, don't run around, so you don't have to look for it, and then you won't be able to come back."

Liu Busy tried a few times, but the call couldn't get through, and it was estimated that there was no signal.

As they guessed, this Li Xiaomeng and Huang Yunhui were indeed lost. However, the two didn't expect that the more they went, the more they couldn't find the north.

That's right, now the two of them really can't find the north. What's more, the phone still has no signal.

The two of them were scared.

Maori and Derui are two foreigners. Their profession - the topic of this is not known where to start. The two of them couldn't get along in China, so they came to Huaxia, and they have been eating and mixing black for more than a year.

Yesterday, the two went up the mountain, never expected that it would rain at night, the two of them, stayed in the mountain hotel for a night, although it was said to be a night, but they were not idle, the female staff of the hotel was stunned for a while, and then they had a relationship.

"Maori, how is it, yesterday's buddy's trick was powerful." Dre said excitedly.

"Yes, it's really powerful, in fact, I forgot to tell you, I play double fly!" Maori smiled and told the truth.

When De Rui heard this, he was immediately furious, damn it, he didn't pay attention to righteousness, and sure enough, Brother Xin died completely.

While the two were complaining, suddenly Drey's eyes lit up, and he kept rubbing his eyes with both hands, as if he had found a treasure.

Damn, it's peach blossom luck today.

At the same time, Maori saw it.

The two looked at each other and made up their minds.

Huang Yunhui and Li Xiaomeng were in a hurry when they heard the voices of two men.

As soon as he turned around, he saw that it was two outsiders, so he instinctively greeted him in a friendly manner.

"I've been a talent scout for so many years, and I've never seen anyone so talented." Maori said.

"It's just that they're just made for the stage."

"Look at those eyes, those eyebrows, and those hands, how perfect they are, much better than those Hollywood stars."

"Oh my God, my eyes are bursting!"

“……”

This Maori and Derui said a word to me, Huang Yunhui and Li Xiaomeng were stunned when they heard it.

"Are they monkeys?" Li Xiaomeng said.

"No, I didn't see the monkey anywhere." Huang Yunhui thought about it and said seriously.

"That's right, that's where they came from."

"Where?"

"Psychiatric hospital, one word is sick, two are too sick."

Although it is said that this Maori is not very good with Derui's Chinese language, but what about Li Xiaomeng and Huang Yunhui's words, they can listen to eight or nine and ten.

Damn, these two women didn't even take the bait, what's the situation, doesn't it mean that these Chinese women are big breasts and brainless, these two women have so big breasts, why are these brains so good?

Just as the two of them were preparing for the next step, Li Xiaomeng and Huang Yunhui glanced at each other, and then, Li Xiaomeng winked at Maoli,

"Are you really scouts?"

Hearing this, the two knew that the fish had taken the bait.

"Of course!" Both of them patted their chests, and one was very calm.

"Then we can really be celebrities?"

"As long as it is packaged by our company, plus publicity, there is no problem in becoming famous." Maori began to boast, "It's like that Guo Dandan, that's all our popularity!" ”

Hearing this, Li Xiaomeng and Huang Yunhui suddenly became a little more determined, but the two of them also thought of a way to deal with it.

"Oops, my jade pendant is gone." Suddenly, Li Xiaomeng spoke, "That's our family's heirloom, my mother said that whoever gets it will have to marry whom." Oh my God, why is this gone? ”

"It's really fake, I'll find it for you!" Huang Yunhui cooperated on the side.

When Maori and Dre heard this, they immediately began to look around.

At the same time, Li Xiaomeng and Huang Yunhui took the opportunity to leave.

After making sure to go into the distance, the two yelled in the direction they had left, "Look for it, we can wait." ”

Liu Xian was looking around for a call, and then he heard a response, and then found Li Xiaomeng and Huang Yunhui.

"Ya, you two are enough, this is even a toilet, and the whole mountain has a smell!"

As soon as Liu Xian's words came out, Huang Yunhui suddenly stepped forward and said, "You smell it, smell it again, is there any other smell!" ”

Liu Xian was about to speak, and Li Xiaomeng also spoke, "And me, don't you smell a faint smell?" ”

Liu was speechless, he actually forgot that it was already a good thing that they didn't recruit him, and now,

I actually lived enough, so I recruited them.

It's really a rhythm that you won't die if you don't die.

Liu hurriedly swallowed and foamed, and then stopped talking.

Immediately, the three of them ran towards the barbecue.

And at this moment, suddenly two men came out.

It's not someone else, it's Maori and Drew.

When the two saw that Liu Xianwenwen was weak, and he was bullied by these two women, they knew that he was not a dish. So, I decided to go hard.

Damn, our buddies, that's a god-man combination that eats and soaks wherever you go, you two sisters dare to tease us, it's just enough to live.

Seeing that both of them were foreigners, Liu Xian smiled, "What are these two fools going to do?" ”

Liu hurriedly turned around, stared at Li Xiaomeng and said to Huang Yunhui.

"Didn't they come to you, you look at them, they look like that kind of person."

"That kind of person?" Liu Xian asked.

"I only like men of the same sex."

Hearing this, Liu Xian immediately laughed.

"Damn, dare you say we're bent, we're straight!" Maori spoke.

"Damn, dare you to speak Huaxia, what kind of foreigner is Nima pretending, Lao Tzu hates this kind of person the most, believe it or not, Lao Tzu is a muddy pee, let you soak two bags of instant noodles!!"

As soon as Liu was busy with this, he couldn't help but surprise the two Maori. This villain is so crazy, he must be trying to pretend to be forced in front of these two beauties, damn, even if you pretend, then you have to find the right place and find the right person, we are pretending to be a god combination, it is legal, and it is kneeling.

"Little one, I advise me not to be nosy, otherwise, we will let you know what regret is!" Maori threatened.

Liu Xian smiled faintly, "Can I understand that you are your intimidation of me!" ”

Liu hurriedly glared at Mao Li and said very seriously.

"Intimidation, haha, I actually said that Lao Tzu threatened, then Lao Tzu intimidated you, what's the matter."

When Liu Xian heard this, he couldn't help but shudder decently, Ya, good Nima is arrogant, in Lao Tzu's country, he dares to be so unsightly, so since this is the case, the master really makes you look at no one.

Liu Xian's eyes narrowed, and he glanced at Huang Yunhui and Li Xiaomeng, meaning to let them take a step back and save them from splashing their blood.

Seeing this, Maori said, "Damn, dare to do it with us, do you know who we are?" I'm a professional thug, the kind that fights invincible opponents all over the world. How about it, aren't you afraid, come, move you, let you have one leg! ”

"That's it, Lao Tzu let you have two legs!" Before Derui's words were finished, Liu Busy had already made a move. To deal with these two miscellaneous pieces, Liu Xian only used one trick, and that was the hooligan leg!

After Liu Xian and the three of them left, I was afraid that this Maori and Derui's mother would not know who they were, and that they had completely changed, but I was afraid that even the cost of plastic surgery would be fine.

"Teacher, your demeanor is still undiminished." Huang Yunhui had a look of envy on her face, and she also gestured twice with her hands and feet from time to time.

"What do you mean?" Liu Xian suddenly began to be evil, how does this sound with an evil meaning.

"What do you say?" Huang Yunhui smiled, her eyes revealing an evil intent.

Li Xiaomeng on the side laughed, stared at Huang Yunhui and said, "I said you, is this still letting the teacher live?" Yes, teacher! ”

While speaking, Li Xiaomeng took a step forward, and then stuck to Liu Xian's side.

I'll go!

Liu Xian was almost speechless, these two people are simply too hooligans, compared with them in this regard, they are simply students, they have become teachers.

When Liu Xian returned to the barbecue place with the two of them, everyone held their heads and looked at a kite.

This kite is very weird, first of all, its shape, like a giant love word, and then it is the weirdness of its flying shape, and it is also very strange, as if it is catching something, up and down.

The moment Liu Xian looked up, he couldn't help but be surprised, ah, who flew such a big kite?

Also, what about this line?

Why didn't you see it?

When Liu was busy wondering, the students began to scream.

Behold, it is coming down.

Really, really, it's really going to fall.

Oh my God, it looks like it's coming for us.

We were simply so lucky.

Under the eyes of everyone, the kite rushed to the place as if it had taken a fancy to someone.

Then he landed next to a big tree.

Suddenly, everyone's eyes were on Liu Busy.

"Don't look at me, I can't go up the tree, what are you kidding, I'm a teacher, that's the one who stands on the podium in class, when have you ever seen a teacher go up a tree.!" In his heart, Liu Xian thought so, but he didn't say a word on his lips.

"Teacher, help us get enough of this kite!"

"Teacher, what's wrong with you?"

"Teacher, are you going?"

"Teacher, you say, how can I do it?"

"Is a kiss enough?"

"Add me one more."

"And me"

"Me!"

"Me!"

Liu Xian counted very accurately in his heart, a total of thirty-two kisses, and then readily agreed.

"Even if you don't say that, I'll do it." Liu was busy and smiled, and the smile was as fake as it was. Seeing this, the rest of the people couldn't wait to eat Liu Busy in their stomachs, and then pull it out.

This teacher is so annoying!

So, Liu Busy began to show his magic skills.

He loosened his pants and posed for the crowd, and the students began to take pictures.

After the installation, Liu Busy began to climb the tree.

Oh my God, is this teacher a monkey?

This lion's movements are nothing more than that, he is simply a strange man.

That's right, it's too accurate, how can this be.

My God, our teacher is really squatting on the toilet and getting a big tree, all-rounder, all-rounder, if you are looking for a husband in the future, you should find a teacher like the teacher.

I'll go, you won't want to tell me, this is a disguised confession to the teacher, but unfortunately, this teacher is in a tree and can't hear it at all.

You......

When Liu hurriedly took the kite off, everyone began to watch. Immediately, Liu Busy was squeezed to the periphery of the crowd.

Liu Xian is speechless, what about the kiss?

What about one person?

How can this be, how can you cheat your feelings, how can this be, it's so annoying.

Liu Xian had the urge to go crazy, and then he snatched the kite away.

Damn it!

Let your words not count.

However, the next scene made Liu busy completely speechless. These people turned out to be not interested in this kite anymore. I don't know if they lost interest after watching it, or are they just playing themselves?

Liu Xian was a little confused.

However, this kite is still very pleasing to the eye anyway, so Liu Busy collected it.

At half past four in the afternoon, Liu Xian met Sister Le.

"I've found it!" Sister Le said lightly, a picture of ambition.

"What was found?" Liu was stunned for a moment, can't this Sister Le finish her words? It's also too ......

"Them!"

"They, who? Men and women? Liu was even more puzzled.

"Three gods of war!" Sister Le asked Lei Long to investigate the appearance of these three people, and now there are results, although it is not very clear, but at least there are clues, Liu Busy looked at it again, and then smiled,

"Sister Le, you make a move, you're so handsome!"

"What's the reward?"

"What do you want? Is it panda candy or popsicles? ”

"I see you looking for death!"

After some playing, Liu Xian returned to his new residence to prepare for rest. For the sake of safety, Liu Xian had already let Chen Chen live in another place. Now that he was fighting with the three great war gods, he didn't want to harm Chen Chen.

However, after watching a film, it was already nine o'clock in the evening, and at this moment, Liu Xian suddenly realized something, and then cracks appeared in the windows of his room, and then there was an explosion.

"Bring it|!"

A voice came in.

"Take your sister? What's going on? Liu Busy couldn't help but be stunned. It's haunted.

"I'll say it again!"

Hearing this voice, Liu Xian was suddenly stunned, and couldn't help but think of a person, that is, an otaku.

Could it be him?

"Otaku, what if I don't give it?" Liu hurriedly began to probe it.

"Now that you know my identity, don't bother, otherwise, I won't let you see the sun tomorrow!"

The otaku's voice was coercive.

Liu Xian couldn't help but be stunned, and said in his heart, what's going on?

What is he asking for himself? Could it be ...... I couldn't help but look at the broken kite!!

Is it?

"You want a kite, don't you, do you think it's possible?" Liu Xian tried again.

"If you dare to touch a single hair, I'll turn you into a fly!"

Liu Busy confirmed this time, it turned out to be really this kite, and this plot is too Nima pit.

The bright moon hangs high in January, a little deeper.

It's a little cool!

This time, the otaku did not manipulate from a distance, but came in person, standing under the big tree, he raised his head, looked at the bright moon, and said a Chinese language - the moon is the hometown of Ming!

"Would you like to hear a story?" I don't know why, Liu Xian suddenly heard the words of the otaku.

"Colored?"

"No."

"Let's talk about it."

This is a story about kites. The reason why otaku is called otaku is because he has not been out of the house for five years, and he has been studying those side ways at home for five years, and it is these five years that have given him a place in this circle.

To be honest, he doesn't like this kind of life, but he can't help it, as the so-called regret will be ten thousand years after entering this trip.

But what can be done?

Once, she said that she liked to fly a kite the most, and it was the kind of kite that was extra large, like a love word, and could go up and down.

It's just that before this day came, she left forever.

Now every month today, this otaku will quietly fly a kite alone, just to be able to see her.

However, he didn't expect that today, this kite went wrong, and after some investigation, the otaku found Liu Busy, and then came indignantly.

Liu listened to this story very carefully, and this otaku told it very seriously.

"I didn't expect that your kid is as infatuated as me." Liu Xian began to put too much on his face again.

"You? Spoony? The otaku laughed, "I have your information, you are infatuated, if that's the case, pigs will go up the tree!" ”

"Well, whatever you want, anyway, I don't care about your mouth, after all, that guy is under your nose." Liu Xian said indignantly.

"Give it to me now."

"No way!"

"This yard is a yard, what does it have to do with kites." Obviously, this otaku is in a hurry.

"Yes, it doesn't matter. But, I just don't want to give it to you, what's the matter, I just don't want to. Liu Busy said very willfully.

"You ......"

"What are you, you have the ability to kill yourself, otherwise, I will destroy this kite now."

"If you destroy the kite, I'll slaughter you."

"Let's try, then let's try and see who can do it fast!"

At this moment, suddenly the otaku sensed something, "They're coming, I'll give you two seconds to plant the kite and give it to me, otherwise, I'll let you die!" ”

"That's good, anyway, I have this kite to accompany Lao Tzu."

According to the information he has about Liu Busy, he will do what he says. The otaku suddenly began to hesitate, how is this good?

At this time, this King Kong and the poisonous dragon have appeared.

The two of them didn't open their mouths, and they had already started.

"Stop me!" At this time, the otaku spoke, King Kong and the poisonous dragon heard this, and couldn't help but be stunned, what's wrong with this kid, could it be that his brain was kicked by a donkey.

"What did you say?" The two said in unison.

"I said stop, what, can't you hear clearly?"

"Why stop, why did you order Lao Tzu, don't forget why you came."

For a while, these three gods of war actually began to fight, and when Liu Xian saw this, he immediately began to laugh in his heart.

It seems that this scenery is very beneficial to me.

Yes, it's time to take matters into your own hands.

However, let's hide this kite first, otherwise, this otaku won't be able to hold the handle.

After thinking about it for a long time, Liu Xian finally found a place to hide the kite. Then, just when the three major war disasters were fighting, Liu hurriedly made a move.

This King Kong wanted to avenge the last time, and when he saw Liu Busy, he screamed and rushed over, seeing that the posture was to smash Liu Busy into meat filling.

However, Liu Busy is not a vegetarian, and after quickly dodging, he began to attack the chrysanthemum of this goods.

King Kong never expected that this Liu was busy attacking his chrysanthemum, and he was so powerful, so he adopted a conservative strategy.

Seeing this scene, the poisonous dragon also moved. This time, he mobilized the poisonous snakes around him, and soon, Liu Busy saw snakes all over the ground, but this is nothing to Liu Busy at all, this snake is so terrible, and it can't fly.

Besides, I'm not afraid of snakes. When he followed the old ruffian in the mountains, he had already mastered this skill.

"This kid even knows how to manipulate snakes!" Those poisonous snakes didn't get close to Liu Xian at all, and suddenly, the poisonous dragon was a little stunned.

"According to the information, this kid knows some medical skills, so these methods of yours are no longer good." The otaku started laughing from the sidelines.

"What are you laughing at? Don't forget, when the time comes, we will be punished, and we will be together. ”

"You don't need to remind me!"

"But you forgot."

"I didn't."

"You have!"

Suddenly, Liu Busy found that he had no problem dealing with these three war gods, it turned out that there was a contradiction between them, but he didn't show it before.

"Otaku, if you slap that poisonous dragon for me, I'll give you the kite right away!"

Liu Xian said on the side.

"Damn, it's that kite again, how many times has Zi told you, that thing should have been thrown a long time ago......" The poisonous dragon wanted to vomit when he heard the word kite, a man flies a kite every month for one day, and faster than Aunt Mani's arrival, this Nima still has heavenly principles.

When the aunt came, there was still a front and back, you, girl, after so many years, when did you miss a day.

"If you dare to say one more word, I'll kill you!" The otaku was furious.

Liu Xian saw this scene, and he laughed in his heart.

"It's up to you, do you think you're qualified, huh!" The poisonous dragon has always been unhappy with this otaku, ya, he used to go out every day on missions, but at this time, he took as much money as himself, damn it, he just pretended to be forced to come to the nest.

Seeing that the poisonous dragon was fighting with the otaku, Liu Xian was suddenly overjoyed. And King Kong rolled over, and then rushed in.

It seems that this chrysanthemum wants to be exploded.

Liu Xian's eyes were cold, damn it, you are alone, and you dare to come. Are you fighting?

No, you're fighting with your life.

Liu is extremely agile, and soon, this King Kong is a little overwhelmed, and he has been holding his chrysanthemum with one hand, as if he is afraid of being exploded.

"Haha, what do I think you do now?" King Kong paints Lao Tzu the smartest.

Liu Xian smiled and gave a bad look, "Really?" ”

"Do you really think I don't have a trick" Immediately, Liu Busy began to attack the front of this King Kong.

Now King Kong knows what it means to have a wolf before and a tiger after.

He couldn't help but feel a little out of place.

"Haha, now everything is solved." However, soon this King Kong thought of a way, that is, to protect one place with one hand.

He thought it was a good idea, but Liu Xian immediately burst out laughing.

"Then I'll see how you fight back!"

"Haha, I'm King Kong, I don't fight back, anyway, if you hit me, I don't feel it."

Liu Xian smiled, "Really?" Then I'm here to see if I really don't feel anything! ”

The next scene made this King Kong completely crazy.

Yes, this Liu is busy.

However, instead of hitting anyone, he started to pee and throw the garbage on himself.

Ya, there is no public morality!

"You're playing yin!"

"Yin your sister!" Liu Busy said indignantly, "Besides, playing with you, will I come to Yang?" Didn't you cover that thing yourself? ”

King Kong blinked, "Don't understand? Ask for an explanation! @”

"Explain your sister." Liu was sweating wildly.

Also Nima explained.

The poisonous dragon at that end and the otaku can be said to be in full swing, what about this poisonous dragon, he has taken out his housekeeping skills, and this otaku is not simple, he doesn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one at all, and there is a thought in his heart, that is, a kite.

In this world, the only person he cares about is the kite.

That's right, in his heart, this kite is more important than people. He can not want his own life, but he must have the life of this kite.

This is an otaku.

King Kong finally died, and finally he began to cry out for help. Hearing this voice, the poisonous dragon and the otaku stopped.

However, at this time, the two were already embarrassed. What's more, this otaku is all about kites.

As for the poisonous dragon, although he said that he was doing it, he looked at his own treasures on the ground, and he was angry in his heart.

So, the battle ended unhappily.

Liu hurriedly returned to the place, put away the kite, and left.

All this that happened today is simply too powerful for Liu Busy. Since then, Liu Xian will no longer care about these three gods of war, and dealing with them will be a piece of cake.

When it was nearly eleven o'clock, Liu Busy came to the Hi Hall Bar.

At this time, Sister Le actually slept, which made Liu Busy very surprised.

"What time is it, you're going to sleep?" Liu hurriedly looked at Sister Le and asked puzzledly.

"Why don't you sleep, do you say, don't sleep at night, sleep during the day? Don't you know, beautiful women sleep out. ”

After Liu Xian listened, he immediately rolled wildly.

What kind of bullshit theory is this, if that's the case, then you can become a beauty.

"Well, I just met the three gods of war."

As soon as Liu was busy with these words, Sister Le suddenly became nervous. After briefly checking Liu Xian, he saw that his arm was not missing anything, so he was relieved.

"How is the battle situation today, what is the matter, hurry up and tell me about it." Sister Le's face was excited.

So Liu Xian told the truth, and after listening to it, this Sister Le immediately burst out laughing.

"Are you sure you're not kidding me?"

"I'll go, Sister Le, how can you tease you when I do it, besides, isn't it helpless for me to do this."

"Helpless?" Sister Le was already smiling from ear to ear.

"Well, since you have found the shortcomings of these three major war disasters, then what about me, I can rest assured."

Sister Le smiled indifferently, revealing a strange look in her eyes.

"Do you want to?"

Liu hurriedly nodded, and then the two went upstairs.

Early the next morning, as soon as Liu Xian got up, he saw a figure.

It turned out to be an otaku.

Ah, this product is still not dead, it seems that he wants to play home.

"Give it to me!"

The otaku said indignantly, "Otherwise, I'm welcome." ”

"Why do you use that tone? Now that we're here, let's come in, let's have a drink first, this kite thing, let's talk while drinking, how about it? ”

If Liu Busy didn't mention this kite, then the otaku would definitely not come in, and after some hesitation, the otaku would come in.

After coming in, the otaku was attracted by the wine inside.

"I didn't expect that there are so many kinds of wine here." The otaku said with a hint of envy.

"How's that, which one to drink? Take your pick. Liu Xian said very boldly.

So, this otaku took his favorite two-pot head in his hand.

Seeing this scene, Liu Xian was speechless for a moment, damn it, this product is so good, just like himself.

"I'll go, the hero sees the same thing. Say, how do we drink, do we use our mouths or tubes or cups? ”

Liu Xian didn't finish his knowledge yet, and the otaku had already drunk it.

"Oh yes, there's a lot of alcohol." Liu hurriedly rolled his eyes, no matter what it is for, my dignified Chinese people can't lose to you as an island bird.

So, Liu Xian also drank it all, and suddenly the two of them changed to new wine again.

After the white is finished, it is red, and then it is beer.

In short, when Sister Le went downstairs again, the two of them were almost drunk.

"What's this called? Is it really Dancing with Wolves? One wants to kill himself, and in the end, the two of them have a relationship between wolves and embarrassments? |

Sister Le's brain is completely messed up. With such a plot and such a pit, how can it become a TV series soon!!! r1058

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