People from all over the country flock to the city, large cars and small cars fill the streets of Bianzhou City, small and medium-sized cities with a population of more than one million, there are hundreds of thousands of tourists entering and exiting every day, and the small Bianzhou City has become a popular area for tourism.

Yaqian Street is stained with the light of the ancient civilization, and the tourists who go here are in an endless stream, in Yaqian Street, the most lively place is Li Dapeng's home, a small courtyard, which is crowded with tourists all day and night.

Regardless of men and women, regardless of region, young and old, they came to Li Dapeng's house for the sole purpose of coming to see Li Dapeng's wife Wang Lu's alluring appearance.

Li Da Peng was so happy, grinning with a big mouth and laughing, those extremely exaggerated words of praise are not only admiration for Wang Lu's appearance, but also a compliment to himself in Li Da Pen's ears, Li Da Peng secretly laughed in private: I fuck alas! How can I get such a beautiful daughter-in-law!

Every two days, as soon as the freshness passed, Li Da sprayed and felt that it was not a taste - grandma is a bear, why are these tourists so sticky, no white or black, no day and night, from six o'clock in the morning to twelve o'clock in the evening, when it did not stop for a moment, the noisy Li Da sprayed his ears and was stunned.

The most annoying thing is that some tourists still unscrupulously touch Wang Lu's tender face, chattering and praising while touching, which makes Li Da Peng's heart is not tasteful: Your mother, Lao Tzu is still not allowed to touch it, touch more than 10,000 people, you touch, touch your mother's feet!

No, he has to take some measures, it's okay, but you also have to pay a little price, but if you directly collect money from the guests, it won't look like words, isn't it just a few glances at your wife! Your wife is not a thing, and it is not interesting to collect money.

He ran to the flower and bird market, bought all kinds of birds for thousands of yuan, put them in cages and hung them in the yard, and then erected a small sign at the gate - Rare Bird Viewing Center.

As soon as the sign was erected, Li Da Peng confidently began to charge, come and see the birds, ten yuan per person.

At first, the tourists were not very accustomed to it, and they rushed to the courtyard with a confused face, and were stopped by Li Dapeng and argued solemnly: "We are not here to see the birds, we are here to see your wife." ”

Li Da greeted people with a smile and explained: "My wife is feeding the birds in the yard, you see my wife, you see my birds, you see the birds, you see my wife, you say I will accept this little money." ”

Li Da Peng smiled on his face, but muttered in his heart: If you don't take money, you want to see my wife, you look at a bird.

Most people don't care about him, isn't it just ten yuan, it's a bird feather, sometimes there are only eight * nine people in a line, and he doesn't let him change when he throws out a red ticket, sometimes eleven or twelve people, a money is taken out and it's a ball, anyway, it's not a regular garden, not so much poor.

This time, Li Da Peng made a fortune, ten yuan for a person looks inconspicuous, and it is summed up in a pile, and it is a five-figure income at the end of the day.

When the bald scoop and the bad seed head heard the news, they ran over, and the bald scoop shouted from afar: "Damn, Li Da sprayed you fucking virtue, use your wife as a bird to make money!" ”

Li Da stared at him with wide eyes and scolded: "Let your mother's stinky bullshit." ”

The head of the mischief said implicitly: "It should be said that coming here to watch the birds is actually to see his wife, and to see his wife is actually to watch the birds, one thing." ”

Li Da sprayed the head and gave a thumbs up: "It's still your kid's analysis that is incisive." ”

The bad seed head said again: "Big spray, you are too busy like this, you still have to collect money, you have to cook, you have to clean, the guests are gone, you have to serve your wife, or hire two small workers." ”

The bald lady shouted at the head of the child: "Please also ask Xiong Li, the two of us are quite suitable, we can not only collect money, but also cook, and when we are free, we can also massage Wang Lu's sister-in-law." ”

"Get out of the way," Li Da sprayed and shouted with big eyes, "just two of these shitty people, like fucking fierce gods, poke at this door, and you can't scare all the guests away?" ”

The head of the misseed touched his head embarrassedly, and said embarrassedly: "Actually, they don't understand me, I am the shaved seed point of this head, people are not bad seeds at all, do you say it's a big squirt?" ”

Li Da Peng still stared at the beads of his eyes and roared: "Hurry up and re-smash the heads of the two of you, this bear appearance seriously affects the image of the people of Bianzhou in the eyes of the people of the whole country." ”

The bad seed head said with a bitter face: "But my girlfriend Xiaoli just likes me, what do you do?" ”

The miscible head suddenly thought of something, and screamed: "Don't say it, let my girlfriend Xiaoli come, she must be suitable." ”

"Suitable for a ball," Li Da snorted and said, "Now that Bianzhou City is full of virtuous and virtuous beauties, the image of virtuous and virtuous beauties has been established in the minds of the people of the whole country, just your girlfriend's angry appearance, don't add to the people of the whole country!" ”

The head of the bad seed was choked on a big neck, and he lay there and gave birth peacefully.

Bald Scoop was happy: "If you want to talk about virtuous and virtuous people, our Xiaoman is well-deserved, just let our Xiaoman come, do you say it is not a hit?" ”

Li Da sprayed his neck and shouted, "Zhong, but it's not China's middle, it's China's middle ball, Xiaoman's girl has a dead face all day long, just like who owes her two buckets of red sorghum, if she doesn't speak, she doesn't say a word, and when she speaks, it's like a kick, and you can't blow up the tourists?" ”

The three of them were spraying Dajiangdong, and the two tourists ran over excitedly, shouting at Li in a loud voice: "Brother Dajiang, the two of us are here again." ”

The person who came, Li Dapeng, knew that he had just come a few days ago, and the man was tall and stupid, and the big black mole on the silkworm eyebrows was like a big briquette; The woman is petite and delicate, and walks smoothly.

Li Da Peng asked inexplicably: "Didn't my brother just leave two days ago?" How did you come back again? ”

"I'm back," Lying silkworm eyebrows gasped and said: "My intestines are green after I arrived at home with your sister-in-law, and now Wang Lu's brother and sister are super celebrities on the Internet, and the fans are more popular than those film and television stars, my sister-in-law and I are just lacking in heart, why don't you know to take a photo with Wang Lu's brother and sister." ”

Lying silkworm eyebrows looked at Li Da Peng and asked, "Brother, if I take a group photo with Wang Lu's brother and sister, how can I charge?" ”

Li Da sprayed his heart: Damn! Why didn't you think of this business opportunity? In the past, there were many people who took photos with Wang Lu, and if they all charged a fee, it would add up to a considerable amount of income.

Li Da blinked his eyes and asked, "Is it a photo of you and my wife or a photo of my sister-in-law and my wife?" ”

"Is there a difference?" Lying silkworm eyebrows asked.

"Of course there is a difference, and the difference is big, if it is a sister-in-law and a photo with her, ten yuan is enough, taking pictures with Internet celebrities, how much has to be that meaning, if you take a photo with my wife, at least 100 yuan."

"Why?"

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