Because of the presence of people, I didn't have a seizure, only glared at Ban Xian'er and Zhang Yuan with hatred with a black head and black face.

These two are dressed in Taoist robes, and they also wear two Taoist crowns on the top of their brains.

This appearance, with deep mountains, dark nights, soul flags, and tribute cases, well, even if you can't attract souls, you can definitely scare the souls of the living.

Ms. Song and her little lover carried Sun XX to the spiritual platform, lay down flat, the two stood together, looked around, probably felt that this ghost was too scary, and each said goodbye to the car and waited, and contacted Yunyun on the mobile phone for something, and the two of them ran to the bottom of the mountain.

As soon as the two of them left, I immediately rushed to the half-fairy, glared at the beads and asked, "Who's bad move, you give me a photo for there, aren't you pure enough to let me die?" ”

The half-immortal trembled: "Brother Baida, don't misunderstand, this is not my idea, really, he!" ”

The half-immortal pointed at Zhang Yuan.

My tiger face: "Zhang Yuan, I treat you well, you ......"

Zhang Yuancheng was stunned: "Boss, don't misunderstand anything, this is an unacceptable means." ”

I made up my mind: "Tell me, why can't you do it." ”

It turns out that when this conjuring soul is said, you have to use a serious portrait of the ancestor, that is, the kind of portrait with aura. What exactly is this aura? I don't know.

Anyway, if you can't find this kind of portrait, you have to find a portrait of a righteous living person to put there.

On the body of the half-fairy, the evil spirit is awe-inspiring, according to Zhang Yuan's words, there is no need to think about the spirit, and the ghost may be able to use it. So, I can only use my photos.

Zhang Yuan said that the boss has a sense of righteousness and can ward off evil spirits in the house, this portrait must be me!

When I heard this, I was quite happy at first, and when I came back to my senses, how I pondered, how did I feel, this Zhang Yuan seemed to be scolding me, and it didn't seem to be ......

I asked this, and after repeatedly confirming with Zhang Yuan that I was really fine.

Suddenly, the sky changed.

The clouds are thick, and the water vapor is churning!

It's going to rain heavily.

Moreover, there was a faint sound of thunder in the distant sky, and there was a loud chirping sound.

I said to Zhang Yuan: "No matter how much, you follow your way, I will shake my bell, don't pipe, law, science or something, as long as you can wake people up, it is the king." ”

Zhang Yuan replied.

As soon as they pulled the half-fairy, the two hurriedly started, kowtowed, worshipped, and incense, and what, how.

Anyway, it's a poor toss.

After tossing, I was holding the bell and listening to it to find a feeling. I watched Zhang Yuan stand there with a wooden sword that I had found out of nowhere, and I didn't move.

I said, "What's wrong?" ”

Zhang Yuan: "I forgot the words! ”

"I'll teach you!" I thought about it, and I sang the words that the queen taught me: "The sun sets and the mountains are dark, every household closes the door, the magpie Laos runs to the big tree, the house sparrow Laos runs to the eaves, the gentleman on the road lives in the hotel, the soldier lives in the camp, the ten families have nine locks, only one door is not closed., I want to ask why the door is not closed and knocks, gongs and drums invite the gods ......"

Zhang Yuan was stunned when he heard this, shook his head and said, "The boss is not this." ”

I realized: "Oh yes, this Northeast shaman is for Xian'er." Hey, Taoist, which one is it? ”

Ban Xian'er took out her mobile phone: "My mobile phone has a signal, I'll check it on the Internet." ”

A toss.

"I found it, I'll read it, it's not ......" The half-immortal squinted at his phone: "Cigarettes pass through the Dharma Realm, please collect the soul ancestor to descend to the clouds......"

Zhang Yuan interrupted the half-immortal: "No, no, this is not what my master said, wait until I think about it...... Oh, I think it's coming. ”

Zhang Yuan stared at the beads at the moment, made a gesture with the small sword in his hand, burned the paper money, as if dancing, walked around the spiritual platform, and pulled a small voice when he was done: "Wandering wandering souls, where to stay, the three souls descend early, the seven spirits are coming, the riverside wilderness, temples and villages, palace prisons, graves and mountains, false alarms are weird, lost true souls, today please the mountain god, the general of the five roads, the land of the party, the family house, I enter the army, and deliberately collect the ......"

It's all right, this one is in the state, and I'm starting to get busy.

I reminisced about the methods taught to me by the fifth master, and slowly searched for the feeling with listening strength, and after about six or seven minutes, the feeling was almost found.

Zhang Yuan's head: "Boss, what's this person's name?" ”

I was speechless: "Sun XX." ”

Zhang Yuan wiped his sweat: "I have to re-read ......" and "Wandering Soul ......"

He was reading it, and the little bell was ringing on my side.

Ding ding, following Zhang Yuan's Daomen RAP, it sounds really rhythmic.

Especially the half-fairy, the little neck poked out, and looked at the posture, they were about to get high.

In the end, Zhang Yuan shouted: "The boy of thousands of miles sends his soul, and the soulless Sun XX." I am invited to be as anxious as the law. ”

Zhang Yuan made the word sound end.

I raised the bell suddenly, and pulled my throat to learn the appearance of the fifth master: "Soul!" Return! ”

After shouting, I used the bell smashing technique, using the spirit of my whole body, and slammed it and slammed it......

That aftersound continues, that one sounds good.

Especially with my cooperation with Zhang Yuan, our Daomen RAP can really release an album.

This concert, after the climax, ended with a bang.

Listening to the half-fairy, he was dumbfounded, and his eyes looked directly at the two of us.

Zhang Yuan and I each gasped heavily, and we were about to look down to see if the Sun XX who had fallen on the spiritual platform had woken up, and it was at this juncture.

The sky lit up.

Immediately after, there was a big thunderclap!

That sound, it shook my ear bones!

Zhang Yuan and I instinctively trembled, and we were about to dodge to avoid it.

Suddenly, the one on the altar: "Oh mother, car!" ”

He fluttered, and fell off the altar, and staggered away, ignoring the dirt, and staggering.

Your sister! This wakes up!

But how did you wake up, this ...... Is this the bell of the fifth master, or the Dao of Xiao Yuanzi, or the big thunder that woke up alive, do you ...... Can you give me an explanation?

This one, just summoned the soul, oh no, maybe it was scared to wake up, oh no......

In short, no matter what, Sun XX, who had already woken up, ran a few steps, sat on the ground with a plop, turned his head, and looked directly at Banxian'er, Zhang Yuan. He said very seriously: "Excuse me, am I in the underworld?" ”

Demi-immortal hehe: "What do you say?" ”

Sun XX knelt on the ground: "I haven't done anything bad in my life, I just carried my wife behind my back and raised five or six or seven little girls." ”

The half-fairy squinted......

I saw that the half-immortal was bad, and I still wanted to take care of people's privacy, so I walked up and said, "Mr. Sun, this is not the underworld, we are doing it, won't this bring back your soul?" ”

Sun XX looked stunned: "Conjuring souls, what's wrong with my soul?" I was driving, driving well, and suddenly there was an accident in front of me, I avoided it, and I suddenly crashed, and I ...... I ......"

Sun XX chattered, chattered, and looked at his body, clothes, and finished, he was stunned.

It's normal for him to be confused, but it's not normal if he's not stupid.

I looked up at the sky, estimating that it would take a while for the rain to fall, so I sat on the ground next to Sun XX, and told the ins and outs of the matter, so and so and so on.

I finally said, "Mr. Sun, your family and wife are currently waiting at the bottom of the mountain, so let's go down the mountain." ”

Sun XX stared at me blankly, for a long time, he breathed a long sigh of relief, and then turned his head to look at the unruly half-fairy Zhang Yuan, he pounced and knelt down for us.

"Thank you to the immortal master for rescuing, thank you to the immortal master for saving your life."

When I hear this, can I say that I am smiling bitterly in my heart?

Sub-Olympic ...... Lao Tzu doesn't know why you woke up now, big brother, what face do you let Lao Tzu use to face the word 'immortal master'! Ahhhhh.........h

Hey, since people have already called it, just pretend to the end.

I was about to pretend.

The half-immortal had already shaken it first, he shook his robe, and walked in front of Sun XX: "This brother please, everything talks about karma, today's things are also me and my brother have the fruits of the past life in it, after the brother wakes up, everything must be based on goodness, and the thoughts are reflected in the reflection, and the heart is to that ......" The half-fairy rolled his eyes and said: "Dedicated to this immortal master, in this way, you can ensure that you enjoy the glory of this life and the next life, otherwise ......"

didn't wait for the half-immortal words to come out.

The sky, clicking, was another big thunderclap.

The raindrops the size of beans fell with a crackle.

Withdraw, Sensei vernacular!

After a while, no matter how awesome the immortal master is, he will catch a cold when he shoots in the heavy rain.

The three of us set up Sun XX, and ran down the hill with a rolling belt, and just ran two steps before something floated in my heart, and I turned around and ran back.

"Boss, what are you doing?" Zhang Yuan asked with a raised voice.

"Damn! I take pictures! Uncle, I'm a photo of a town's house, what if I let the criminals get it and do bad things. "Before I ran to confess, I tore off the printed photo, and I ran down the mountain.

We ran down the mountain, and Ms. Song waited with an umbrella.

As soon as she saw Sun XX who we were holding, the tangled mother-in-law immediately covered her face and cried, and the two hugged each other tightly when it was over, and they did not separate even if the wind and rain were blowing.

I peeked at the muscular man in the car in the wind and rain.

At that time, he turned his head sadly to look at the rain curtain outside the car window.

Ay...... I hope that these two people, after this catastrophe, the man will not raise a little girl, and the woman will also break off with the muscular man, live a good life and do business together.

At this time, I got into the back seat of my grandson's car.

Lao Sun Lao burst into tears, turned his head and clenched his fists: "Immortal Ji Chang, our Sun family, our ancestors have been grateful for your great kindness for eight lifetimes." “

I was also familiar with this product, so I didn't be polite to him, and threw the words directly: "It's useless to say, say okay, what about the big prize." “

"Oh, the big prize, the big prize......" Lao Sun Mali took a small leather bag, took out a cash check from the inside, and handed it to me.

I borrowed the lights from the car and glanced at it, and the numbers were correct.

I said to Lao Sun: "Ugly words put forward, if this thing bounces the ticket, I won't say anything else, you can think for yourself." ”

Lao Sun seriously: "Don't skip the ticket, and promise with your life that you will never skip the ticket!" ”

I let out a long sigh of relief and leaned heavily on the back of the seat.

Uncle him, this matter today is outrageous!

So big brother, how did he wake up?

I took the bell of the fifth master, looked at it twice, and smiled bitterly in my heart.

Never mind!

It's better to treasure this thing. I don't have that ability, like the fifth master, I have brought its function to the fullest.

That night, we went back to the hotel.

The next morning, Lao Sun called and said that he was going to put a drink to thank us. I pulled half a fairy, on the grounds that Taoist people can't drink and eat, pushed the invitation of Lao Sun, packed my luggage, went to the local bank first, exchanged the check for money, deposited it, and went straight to the airport.

Go to the airport, buy a gray ticket, get a boarding pass, and get on the.

Ash,.

We made a beeline for the clubhouse.

As soon as I arrived downstairs at the clubhouse, I saw two people in suits, looking at me carefully in the elevator, muttering: "Hey, I heard that we have a god in XX." ”

"Who?"

"Tianqiao'er, Ji Daxian'er."

I'm dizzy!

This time, my eyes were really black, and I was about to faint.