I fainted.

But I didn't fall, and I smiled at the row of girls standing in front of me.

They are young, beautiful, and exude a strong sense of seduction from top to bottom.

Except, of course, there is one person.

She is a Sichuan girl.

A friend's wife can't be bullied, I have to get rid of her first.

Now, I have experienced the initiation of my second uncle, and when I face them again, my heart is suddenly infinitely calm.

Although, there are still some small evils that echo in my mind from time to time.

But compared to before, I feel that my skills are higher.

I tell myself this––

These girls in front of you are like a beautiful piece of music, you like it, you can loop unlimited singles, but there is no need to fight for the copyright of the music.

I'm glad that my brain was able to understand such a powerful logic.

I'm happy, I'm happy.

I smiled and said to the women, "Are you planning to bribe me in a group?" ”

Shi Xiaoyu grinned: "It's just bribing you!" How! ”

I gritted my teeth: "You guys are so bad. ”

The girls giggled, like a group of female goblins from Journey to the West.

And I, just like the second Tang monk.

Amitabha Buddha in his mouth, his heart is very complicated.

I first tasted the small, one, Ben, read the #novel xstxt fish craft – dried fruit stewed diced pork.

Ingredients: beef, diced, cashew nuts, pistachios, pine nuts, walnuts.

Together, put oil slightly, stir-fry over high heat, and quickly get out of the pot.

The taste is amazing, with a rich aroma of dried fruits, but also the tenderness and smoothness of beef.

The materials are expensive, and the essence of the dish is from the inside to the outside, revealing a faint two-b foodie charm.

Next, I tasted Yu Linglin's pure Indian curry chicken, Xiaofei's oil-soaked cabbage sum, and the queen's famous northeast dish pot wrapped meat, including Ren Ling, this tsundere daughter actually made a scrambled egg with Shandong green onions (this dish is evil, it is said to be extremely aphrodisiac. ）

I tasted Sichuan Meier's authentic husband and wife lung tablets again.

In the end, it was Xiao Qi's turn.

My eternal little model grinned and handed me a bowl of noodles.

When I saw it, I was stunned.

Shredded beef ramen!

And it was the bowl of ramen that I cooked for her at Xiaoqi's house that night.

Xiao Qi, remember this taste.

Today, it's cloned again.

Slightly moved, I held the bowl.

Even though my stomach was full, I still ate the bowl of ramen in a big gulp.

When Xiao Qi saw that I had finished eating, he couldn't wait to ask, "Say it quickly, is it delicious?" ”

Belch......

I had a gorgeous burp.

Let my tongue move around in my mouth, I frowned slightly, and asked Xiao Qi: "That, it seems to be a shortcoming." ‘

Xiao Qi tilted his head and thought about it, and suddenly shouted: "Oops! I didn't put salt. “

I breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately I didn't put salt, if I put too much salt, it wouldn't kill me alive!

I motioned for the girls to sit down with me in the kitchen.

I'm going to make a fair judgment on their cooking tonight.

Stir-fried diced pork with dried fruits of small fish, this dish is very rare, I have never seen it at all, it is a pure foodie, in order to satisfy the strong appetite, invented and created a dish.

Xiao Yu didn't refute this, and nodded in agreement.

I also said that although the idea is new and the ingredients are good, the taste is ...... It is slightly dry, and the flavor of oil and salt masks the aroma of the dried fruit itself, which is considered insufficient.

After I finished evaluating the small fish, I moved my eyes to Yu Linglin again.

The little empress has a strong aura and her eyes are like knives.

I was undaunted and rose to the sword.

I said, "This dish, chicken curry, should be regarded as an Indian taste, and I haven't eaten the authentic Ah San's dish, so I don't know the taste, so I shouldn't be able to judge it." However, after tasting your dish, I have a question and would like to ask you. ”

Yu Linglin looked like an empress: "What do you ask?" ”

I said, "Are all chicken curries raw?" Why do you still have blood in this chicken! Blood! Belle! Red, bloody chicken blood. ”

I took a knife and cut open a piece of chicken curry and put it in front of the little queen.

The Empress collapsed.

The empress who reigned over the world disappeared in an instant, covering her face and bowing her head, I don't know whether to cry or laugh, anyway, she just didn't make a sound.

I set my eyes on the Queen.

The queen shuddered.

I sandwiched a piece of pot wrapped meat: "Pot wrapped meat, Northeast cuisine, pay attention to golden color, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, sweet and sour." But how can your pot-wrapped meat be in the form of black jerky? , beauty! Pure jerky, why is it not tender? ”

The queen blushed: "Oil ...... It's too hot, I ...... Fried old. ”

I sighed slightly and pushed away the pot of meat.

At this time, I took a bite of Ren Ling's scrambled eggs with green onions: "Ren Ling, green onions...... Why is there a gift for this dish? ”

Ren Ling was puzzled.

I pulled out a plastic rope from between my teeth to tie the onions.

"Please let the little beauty explain the specific purpose of this rope."

Ren Ling: "Ah! I'm not alive anymore. ”

Hide your face, bow your head, don't know whether you are happy or sad, but refuse to speak.

I snorted coldly, pushed away the scrambled eggs with green onions, moved the husband and wife's lung slices, and soaked the cabbage sum in oil.

Well! Yes, the husband and wife lung slices are tender, smooth, good in taste, salty and light, spicy and slightly obvious, and it should be an authentic Sichuan flavor that has been improved with heart.

I re-clamped the choy sum.

Yes, choy sum is a famous vegetable in Guangdong, and everyone likes to eat it.

This dish, a simple method of soaking in oil, is plain and light, and retains the original fragrance of cabbage sum in taste. Although there is a lot of oil, but it is not greasy, well, the standard private practice, authentic, praise!

I've tasted the dishes.

Smiling, he leaned his head back on the back of the chair, reminiscing about the elegance of cabbage and the spicy aroma of the couple's lungs.

Suddenly.

I feel that something is wrong with my aura.

When I opened my eyes, I saw several torch-like eyes, which were full of the words 'anger, anger, and hatred' projected straight on me.

I panicked.

The women shouted: "Da Jibai, what are you pretending! ”

I sat up, dodged, and fled.

The women jumped up and followed, their teeth and claws.

"Help!"

When I ran to the couch, I tripped over an outstretched foot.

The women rushed up.

I was grabbed in one hand and then bitten.

I had an unknown claw on my arm.

But––

It's not.

**Yes, I suddenly felt two soft, hot lips, sneaking a horn on my face, and a small kiss.

Relying on his uncle, I let people kiss again.

Whose mouth is this? Who kissed it?

I opened my eyes to find the criminals.

Suddenly, a delicate and soft body slammed down on me with a meow in a standard cat pounce position.

My eyes!

My eyes were clogged with two loose and soft masses.

I felt choked and was breathing hard.

The nose is inhaled by the rich smell of endless girly body fragrance.

Fire!

All of a sudden, it was blazing in my dantian.

At this time, I thought of the second uncle and what he told me.

I quickly regained my composure in another 1.5 seconds.

But!

A worse feeling arose.

Who the hell wants to rip off my pants!

Whose hand is this?

I was about to reach out and help that evil little claw sin further.

Suddenly, the owner of the claw seemed to hesitate, and his little hand gently fiddled with the buckle of the trouser belt twice, but he could not open his mind, so he withdrew it with a swish.

I sighed in my heart that this is obviously a typical manifestation of lack of effort in peacetime and timidity when it comes to the battlefield.

Girl, in normal times, you have to practice more and practice hard work, only in this way, when the battle comes, you can win all battles.

The emotion is over, in the next three minutes –

I tragically incarnated as a Tang monk.

I was bullied by a group of female goblins in the house.

In the end, the battle was over, and after everyone had vented their grievances with me, they returned to their ladylike demeanor one by one, and sat aside like a person.

I found out tragically.

On his arm, there were at least three faint tooth marks.

The ears are red, and there is a little saliva on the big-faced son (ps: I don't know which one lacks morality, but he actually uses such a nasty trick to lick. ）

The leg was pinched and it hurt.

The nose is pressed and breathing is just restored.

The eyes are squeezed, and the vision is slowly recovering.

I turned my head and sighed weakly.

The girls looked at me with a look of pity for me.

Sichuan Mei'er covered her mouth and couldn't stop laughing.

I looked at Sister Chuan and stretched out my hand to signal her to come over.

Chuan Mei'er walked closer and sat down.

I whispered, "You didn't do it just now." ”

Sister Chuan couldn't hold back: "The girl in your family is too crazy, I ...... I don't dare to mix it. ”

I breathed a sigh of relief: "It's good if you don't have it, it's good if you don't have it." Suddenly, I turned my head, stared at Sister Chuan fiercely and said, "Today, if you dare to tell what happened, I will never take my sister to your bubble tea shop in the future." ”

Chuan Mei'er was shocked: "Brother Ji, no, I will never tell it, Lao Liu is interrogating me, and I will not tell the truth." ”

I earnest: "You swear." ”

Sister Chuan: "I swear! Absolutely swear!"

I nodded in satisfaction.

At this moment, I was about to get up.

Your Excellency the Queen, Ren Ling, surrounded by all the women, walked up to me and said, "Da Jibai, which room do we sleep in?" ”

I said, "There are also two guest bedrooms, you can choose from them." ”

The queen and Ren Ling looked at each other, and suddenly the two of them smiled evilly and said, "Where is your bedroom?" ”

I was shocked: "No one should hit my bedroom idea, my bedroom is ......" I rolled my eyes and said loudly: "There have been dead people in my house, there are ghosts!" ”

At this time, I don't know if the property cooperated with me, or what.

All of a sudden, the lights in the room went out.