[319] Water dispenser poisoning
"It seems that Helian Ziyan is complaining to the elders......" Qianxue said as she lay on the bed a little gloating, "Mr. Ke, you will be unlucky in the future." ”
"Is it a carrier pigeon?" Nank looked out the window at the translucent bird and soon disappeared, "This is made with magic?" ”
"It's not magic, it's the ringwraith." Chiyuki explained, "Ringspirits other than Chiyo will become demonic beasts, and Ringspirits other than Bandai will become [Ethereal Creatures] like this bird. ”
"Outside of Bandai? Ethereal creatures? ”
The time for the reincarnation of the ring spirit is 100 years at most, and there are some rituals that can shorten this time, in Nanke's opinion, the generation of the thousand generations of the ring spirit is not easy, and the ten thousand ring spirits are afraid that they have not done anything for 3000 years, and they have been killed over and over again.
Qianxue kept changing positions on the bed, as if trying to find the most comfortable way to lie down, and said:
"Just like the sixth uncle's orangutan king, and Chen Tianhao's shield turtle, the combat power of the Chiyo Ring Spirit can no longer be expected too much, the exorcist organization rejects the Dharma Emperor's Ring and only accepts the remnant ring, the main thing is not the combat power of the ring spirit but the accompanying 'language master' special effect, so for them, there is no difference between the Bandai Ring Spirit and the Chiyo Ring Spirit, maybe it will be better."
"What is an ethereal creature?" Nanke asked, standing in front of the floor-to-ceiling window.
"The word 'ethereal spirit' originally belonged to Taoist philosophy, referring to the first hazy, chaotic and primitive state of the universe." Qianxue's ice-blue eyes flashed with the light of wisdom accumulated over 3,000 years, "As the name suggests, an ethereal creature is a disembodied creature, just as the creatures on Earth have evolved from single cells to multiple cells. Ethereal creatures are pre-evolved forms of spirit creatures. They rely on each other's 'thoughts'. That is to say, the power of faith is combined, and it gradually turns from virtual to real, and becomes a spiritual creature like us. ”
"So the exorcists organized to kill the ringing spirits for more than 10,000 generations, is it reversing this process?" Nanke couldn't help frowning, "If the ethereal creature has no entity, how can it fight?" ”
"The vast majority cannot, can, fight, fight." Qianxue said word by word, "The advantage of not having an entity is that it is not easy to be killed by ordinary attacks, and ethereal creatures are the best choice for use as reconnaissance and messengers." Moreover, as a ring spirit other than Bandei, only a very small part of the soul that was devoured after the death of the Emperor was almost negligible, which was more in line with the purpose of the Exorcist Organization. ”
"I see," Nanke nodded as he looked at the night view of Tokyo Bay, "Does that mean that among the three of Helian Ziyan, Nick, and Ozawa Toru, someone summoned his own ring spirit to send a message or reconnoitre?" I don't think this bird ......."
"It has a scientific name called Empty Bird," Chiyuki said, "and it travels through the void." Birds that do not exist as entities...... Due to the speed advantage, it is still quite common in the hands of the Exorcist members. ”
Half an hour later.
"Stop! How can you stuff it in! "Through the hotel door. You can hear the thousand snow inside pleading with Nanke.
"But you lost! Don't move, bear with me, it'll be over soon! ”
"It's going to crack! It's going to die! ”
"How is that possible! You're a demon god! You can't die because of this kind of thing. ”
"Damn! Why would I be the one who loses! ”
The camera pans to the interior of the room, only to see Nanke and Qianxue sitting on the same bed, Qianxue reluctantly opens her mouth and asks Nanke to stuff a pair of mini headphones into her nostrils.
Nanke watched a video on his phone in his spare time, which showed that as long as he put the headphones into his nostrils and open his mouth wide at the same time, he could turn his mouth into a subwoofer speaker, Nanke suspected that the video was fake, and argued with Qianxue, so the two decided to guess the boxing, and whoever loses will let whoever play the speaker himself.
After stuffing the mini earphones into Qianxue's nostrils,Nanke asked Qianxue to open her mouth wider,Qianxue lost to the emperor and had to obey the order,When Nanke clicked on the music folder in the phone,After starting to play and turning the volume to the maximum,Sure enough, the effect of a speaker echoed from Qianxue's mouth。
"Jingle bell, ding bell, jingle bell~"
"Five-star red flag fluttering in the wind~"
"You're mine~Little Apple~"
Qianxue brand speakers are full of echo effect,As little Lori's mouth opens and closes,The sound of music will follow and close,It feels like Nanke was talking to an electric fan when he was a child。
"Hey! I didn't expect this to be true! The next time you find any online rumors, just keep trying it on you! ”
Nanker looked excited.
"Try your sister!" Chiyuki pulled the earbuds out of her nostrils and let out a big sneeze.
"Ahh
The sneezing was so loud that the silver-haired little Lori bent down deeply, almost falling into Nanke's arms.
"Aiqing is flat," Nanke said with a smile, "Next time, we can continue to guess boxing~ And the inside of your demon god's nostrils is very clean, and the earphones don't need to be cleaned when they are plugged in and taken out, so we humans can't do it......"
Qianxue, who finally controlled the desire to continue sneezing, squinted at the emperor in front of him.
"My feet are also very clean, that is, the next time there is a rumor on the Internet that licking my feet increases my IQ, you will also lick my feet?"
"How can licking feet increase IQ! Those who believe this rumor have a problem with their own IQ! ”
"Licking the feet of smart people increases IQ." Chiyuki added, "I have 3,000 years of accumulated wisdom, and every year you lick increases a year's wisdom......"
"It will take 3,000 years to lick it to be as good as you! Do you think I'm a thousand-year-old king and an eighty-thousand-year-old tortoise? How can human beings live that long! Even if you can really live that long, wouldn't it be too sad to lick your feet for 3,000 years to find out that you have been deceived! ”
"Don't lie to you, haven't you heard that the ancient Chinese honorific title for people is 'foot'? Liu Bei increased his IQ by licking Zhuge Liang's feet, and later Adou was unwilling to do the same as his father, so he seemed to be an idiot. The kings of the European Middle Ages also often kissed the pope's shoes, for the reason of course, also to increase IQ......"
Qianxue said as she placed her two little feet side by side in front of Nanke.
"Just like there is a way to eat Tang monk meat, if you want to increase your wisdom, ordinary licking methods are not good, you must first go to burn incense and bathe, and then kneel to me three times, starting from the big toe of your left foot and gently sucking, the force must be moderate, you can't bite me with your teeth, and you can't itch me, until I feel that the last time I was forced to suck my finger by you can be counteracted......"
"Say it! I accidentally said it! Obviously they want to get revenge on me! In order to make a lie for himself, he actually said that Uncle Liu Huang had a foot fetish, and gnawed on the skin of Kong Ming's feet every day! If the military advisor can be like that, I will not be the emperor anymore, and I will also be a military advisor! Anyway, the emperor can only lick my feet! ”
"Haven't you been fooled?" Qianxue said rather disappointedly, "It turns out that you only use my footwash water to make coffee, and your IQ has already increased......"
"I'm rubbing, when have you done it! Isn't our water dispenser closed! (To be continued......)