For the next few seconds, my mind raced and I was thinking about a lot of questions.

First of all, how did this encounter happen? Secondly, did anything really happen to me and the Su Diao complex? Could it be like in the movie, even though I thought something was going on and the scene was like something was happening, but because I drank too much, nothing actually happened at all?

I looked at the laundry scattered on the floor and made a decision: go out first! I guess if the Su Diao complex wakes up at this moment, I probably won't be able to see the sun today!

I quietly got out of bed, dressed quietly, opened the door quietly, and didn't dare to make a sound at all, who would have thought that just as I wanted to go to the living room, I fell.

By the pink light in the living room, I saw more than a dozen people lying on the floor of the living room! There are men and women, old and young, there are those who hold wine bottles in their arms, there are those who hold other people's feet and gnaw, there are those who grind their teeth, and there are those who fart!

It was Vice President Lin who tripped me, and I hit him, and the old man sat up in a daze.

The old man looked at me for a few seconds and then asked, "Who are you?" Where am I? After a few moments, the old man glared at me and fell asleep.

I shook my head, ignored him, and moved cautiously, fearing that I would trample someone to death with one foot.

After wasting half a day's strength, I finally walked to the other bedroom and pushed open the door to take a look...... What's the deal, Lao Zhao and Morning Glory are lying inside!

It was a terrible scene! I almost blinded myself, hurriedly said sorry, and then closed the door and withdrew.

I crept out of the house again, took out the key, and opened the door to the opposite door.

As I expected, several wooden tables made of coffin boards were stacked together, and a large number of people were lying densely on the ground, and when I opened the two bedroom doors, I found a lone ranger and a female bat lying in one room, and a blowing lamp and nine girls lying in a room!

Damn, I feel like not only am I going to have an accident, but it looks like I'm going to have an accident too!

After a rough calculation, I found that there were not enough people, so I went to the two rooms downstairs, and sure enough, they were all drunk and confused.

Fortunately, except for a lamp and a difficult house, the rest of the bedrooms are relatively normal, the sixth and 120, the hammer is squeezed into a bed, Wang Daozi occupies a bedroom alone, and the door of the other bedroom is locked, I recalled for a long time before I calculated the people inside: Ma Yuer, Lao Zhao's female member He Lin, twelve girls.

I turned back to the 120 room again, and slapped him in the face, and the guy finally woke up, and the first time he saw me, he smiled evilly.

I hurriedly asked, "What's going on?" ”

120 The more he laughed, the worse he became: "Do you feel good?" ”

I gritted my teeth and held back my anger: "Say it quickly, what's going on?" ”

120 rolled his eyes for a long time: "You don't remember what happened?" It can't be that you don't want to be responsible, right? ”

I wondered: "I just remember that we drank in the Hero Building, by the way, who will settle the account later?" ”

"You!" 120 Hey Hey Yile: "You finished settling the accounts and led us to a lot of places to play, have you forgotten?" ”

My eyes widened: "Play? Where did you go? ”

120 jumped out of bed, found his clothes, took out his camera, and handed it to me: "There are more places to play, let's take pictures!" ”

I opened the album in the camera, and the front were some photos of the three sons, and I flipped through them for a long time, and finally turned to the scene where we were in the hotel, and I had an impression of the first few photos, and I also remembered the one that Su Diao complex pumped me, but I had no impression at all in the next one.

I saw that I was holding Su Diao Complex and kissing her lightly on the face, my expression was extremely obscene, Su Diao Complex was embarrassed to let go, and a group of people around me were snorting beer at my head.

I hurriedly asked 120, "What's going on?" ”

120 Ya Yile: "You are so powerful, we thought you couldn't escape that catastrophe yesterday!" After the two women pumped you for ten minutes, you suddenly began to kneel and beg for mercy, and then you hugged the thighs of the compound and cried bitterly, and slowly, you began to praise the two of them, and the words were really touching! ”

Me: "But why did you kiss it?" ”

120: "When the devil knows, I saw you crying for them, and then you stopped crying, and then you began to persuade them to say that life is good and tomorrow is bright...... Later, you seemed to have promised Diao Zetian something, and what kind of guarantee did you make to Su Feifei, it seems that you are going to divorce Liu Qian soon...... Then you all started drinking, and after drinking for a long time, your apprentice coaxed her, called her master, and said that you two wanted to drink a glass of wine, and you were all very embarrassed, but you still drank! ”

I was stunned, and began to guess the possibility at that time, according to my estimate, eighty percent of me was scared yesterday, so I had to say a lot of pitiful words, and after winning sympathy, I said a lot of flattering words, maybe the two of them were drunk and my words evoked their sad memories, and then, the two of them estimated that I wanted me to choose one, and I promised to accept both of them at that time!

It's a big game this time! I feel like I'm running out of time left!

While I was still breathing, I pressed the next chapter of the photo, in which it was already dark, and a large group of people were standing in a place where the lights were blind, and everyone was huddled in a heap, looking ahead. I hurriedly pressed the next chapter, only to see that the photo showed a very high cliff, and a pair of fluorescent wings were falling down the mountain!

I asked 120: "Did we climb the mountain?" ”

120 nodded: "Yes, after drinking, you said that it was boring to stay, otherwise you would go to breathe?" Everyone discussed where to play, President Zhao said to go to the bud rice to drink, of course, we guessed it, his purpose was bad, everyone did not agree, later, the female bat proposed to climb the mountain, by the way, let everyone see her flying ability! You agreed, and we're off! ”

"Where is this? It seems that there are no mountains around the coal city? ”

"This is Bashan in the west of the city!"

", it's more than sixty kilometers away from us!"

"Yes! A light hijacked a bus, and the bus driver sent us there, we were afraid that he would run away ahead of schedule and get him up the mountain! ”

"......" I looked at the photo and nodded: "I didn't think that female bats are really capable!" It's okay to jump off Bashan! "Bashan Mountain is the highest mountain near the coal city, and it is more than 1,200 meters.

"Damn,, thanks to the river down there, otherwise I would have fallen to her death, and we would have gone down and fished her for an hour before we got her!"

I was speechless for a moment, and continued to look at the photos, the next chapter of the photo is a tower, the people in the photo are Su Diao Complex and me, I saw Su Diao Complex hooking one foot on the tower, one hand carrying me like a chicken, the other hand to the camera with a triumphant gesture, and I, is smiling obscenely.

Me: "Damn, this looks like a mobile tower!" ”

120 nodded and explained, "Do you still remember?" Yes, after coming back, Su Diao proposed to play something exciting, and you led us there! It's a light that takes pictures, this old man's tricks are too much! ”

I was speechless again.

In the next chapter, a large number of people gathered in KTV, and the scene was very lively.

I exclaimed, "This one is good!" It's very lively, do they sing well? ”

120: "It's nice to listen to, if only I hadn't smashed someone's store!" ”

I yelled, "What? Smashed the store? ”

120: "Hmm! It's all Su Diao's fault, specially, pull the waiter and the boss to the private room, let the family dance, and if the people don't do it, you will smash the KTV of the people! ”

Damn, is that still me? Although, I have heard of the hangover movie and understand some of the behaviors of people when they are drunk, how did I find out that I still have this skill before?

After pondering for two seconds, I found out the answer, I used to be drunk after half a bottle of beer!

I continued to scroll through the next chapter, and the photo was taken at what appeared to be a roadside barbecue stand, where a bunch of us put four tables together and the tables were filled with all kinds of skewers and beers.

I hurriedly asked, "Didn't you smash this?" ”

120 shook his head: "I didn't smash it, but after eating, you led us to run away, and you didn't give money!" ”

I couldn't stand ...... anymore, so I simply put down the camera and said to 120: "Just say it, what were we doing last night?" ”

120 frowned, pondered for a moment, stretched out his fingers and began to count: "After eating barbecue, you led us to the square to dance for a while, at eleven o'clock, you led us to the meteorological bureau to release the balloons, and at half past eleven, we met a few thieves who stole electric cars, let's catch them and send them to the police station!" At one o'clock in the middle of the night, you said that you drank too much and burned in a panic, so we went to the West River to swim for half an hour, and at two o'clock, you took us for supper! After you came back, you told Lao Zhao a lot of common sense, including what we do and how we do it...... One thing to note is that it was all the night before yesterday! ”

I froze instantly: "! ”

"Oops, I almost forgot!" 120 patted his head: "That day, Lao Zhao asked me to remind him of something, it seems that we are going to attend a supernatural seminar today!" ”

"Wait!" I hurriedly called out to 120: "Who arranged this room?" ”

"You! And that night you invited Lao Zhao and them to stay with us during this time, I don't think it's okay, let's find a way to get the two upstairs away! A few seconds later, 120 suddenly turned back and said to me mysteriously: "114, I've known you for a few years, I really didn't expect you to have this skill!" What's the matter, the pickled girl is so smooth, there are more NBs on TV! ”