Everyone had never heard of this joke, so they asked Sun Hongtao suspiciously: "What did the little boy say?" ”

Sun Hongtao smiled and told the riddle: "The little boy said, 'Oh,**, you guessed right.'" ’”

Everyone burst into laughter.

After laughing, Liu Qianqian said again: "This is not colored just now, Sun Xiang has to give us a piece of color." ”

Li Mingjun and others also said: "Yes, since we talk about it, we have to talk about the colorful ones, and Township Chief Sun will give us a paragraph with colors." ”

So, Sun Hongtao told the big guy a colorful paragraph: "The unit leader made a concluding speech: There are three reasons why we can't do our work well, one is like a widow sleeping, there is no one on it, the second is like a prostitute, the top is always replaced, and the third is like sleeping with his wife, and his own people are always doing his own people. ”

After Sun Hongtao finished speaking, everyone laughed again, and after laughing, Sun Hongtao said: "You can't just let me talk alone, Lao Lin, you can also give us one." ”

Li Mingjun has a very good eloquence among all the team members in Erdaoling, and he also has a lot of yellow jokes stored in his head, so he thought for a while and began to speak: "When the female leader returned at night, she was suddenly put on the bus by two men, and one man threatened, 'Be honest, rob sex. The female leader laughed and scolded when she heard this, "His father, such a pleasant thing, made him so nervous, scared to death, I thought I was shuanggui!" ’”

After Sun Hongtao finished speaking, Pi Changshan also said one: "The secretary of the municipal party committee of a city is a man, the mayor is a woman, the two have been joking at the dinner table for a long time, but the secretary of the municipal party committee has been defeated repeatedly, one day, the female mayor and the male secretary went to the banquet together, and the secretary was happy during the banquet, and the secretary had an idea, saying--The secretary has generally been the mayor!" The clever response of the female mayor - yes, the secretary is usually the mayor (liter)! ”

Sun Hongtao and Li Mingjun's jokes are all elegant and vulgar, which pushes the atmosphere to a new **, so the rest of the people also appeared on the stage, and they all told a paragraph that they thought was the most beautiful, and the atmosphere gradually became lively, and the previous little unhappiness was forgotten.

After eating, Liu Qianqian said: "It's rare for everyone to get together, it's better to go to the county seat to find a footwashing room to wash your feet and relax after eating." ”

Xu Huasheng, Li Mingjun and others also said okay, so after coming out of the game shop, everyone got into the car and rushed to the county seat.

Just when Sun Hongtao and the others rushed to the county seat, Zhu Guangping, Zhang Chaoyang, Zhuo Hongbo, Zhao Yu and Li Kun and other five people also walked out of the Yunyang Hotel and came to the Emgrand Foot Bath.

After eating at Yunyang Hotel, Zhuo Hongbo proposed: "Secretary Zhu, the sister of the Emgrand Foot Bath has good foot-washing skills, so let's go over and wash my feet tonight?" ”

Zhao Yu also responded positively on the side: "Yes, Secretary Zhu, go clubbing again, the medical book says that soaking feet is conducive to prolonging life, as a gay man, you should often soak your feet." ”

Seeing that Zhuo Hongbo and Zhao Yu were very interested, Zhu Guangping didn't stop him, and said, "Since you want to go, then go over and soak your feet after eating." ”

As soon as Zhu Guangping's voice fell, Zhuo Hongbo turned his face and said to Zhang Chaoyang: "When we washed our feet last time, Assistant Zhang didn't go with us, and this time, Assistant Zhang can't be a deserter anymore." ”

Zhu Guangping agreed, and Zhang Chaoyang naturally couldn't refuse, so he said: "Go together, go together." ”

After being full of wine and food, Zhang Chaoyang and Zhu Guangping, Zhuo Hongbo, Zhao Yu and Li Kun and other five people

It happened that there were five places in a foot bath house, and Zhu Guangping, Zhang Chaoyang, Zhuo Hongbo, Zhao Yu and Li Kun walked in together. Five little girls, who were probably no more than sixteen years old, soon came in with foot buckets filled with hot water, took their positions, took their front feet into their arms, took off their socks, and soaked them in the foot buckets. The temperature of the water in the foot bucket was just right, Zhang Chaoyang felt very comfortable, and he couldn't help but feel a lot of emotion in his heart, and said in his heart: "The life of a rich person is good." ”

Just when Zhang Chaoyang's thoughts fluctuated and he was full of emotion, Li Kun, who was sitting next to him, opened his mouth and asked Zhao Yudao: "Director Tang, do you have any other projects besides washing your feet today?" ”

Zhao Yu didn't answer and asked: "What other projects do you want?" ”

Li Kun said: "I want a lot of projects, but I don't know if you are willing to bleed." ”

Zhao Yu said: "Isn't it going to have some blood, it's okay, I'll ask Miss to repair you from head to toe." ”

The young lady who washed Zhang Chaoyang's feet moved quickly, a little faster than the other three, and in the time when Zhao Yu and Li Kun were talking, she had already shaved Zhang Chaoyang's feet, injected foot oil, and asked Zhang Chaoyang if he wanted to change a new pair of socks.

Zhang Chaoyang washed his feet for the first time and didn't know anything about the rules of the foot bath, so he asked, "Do you want new socks to be counted as money?"

The young lady said, "Socks are gifts. ”

Zhang Chaoyang said: "Then let's change to a new one." ”

The young lady immediately put on a new pair of socks for Zhang Chaoyang, and by the way, picked up his old socks that were taken off the low table and threw them into the garbage basket.

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