【031】 Is the transfer student a beautiful girl?
The next morning, after three days of sick leave, Nanke reluctantly returned to Dongshan No. 1 Middle School and sat in the window seat in the fifth row of the second (3rd) class classroom.
Nanke arrived early (slightly confirmed the location of the Doomsday Seal under the playground), and at this time, the homeroom teacher, Mr. Zhang, had not yet arrived, and the students were chattering about the topic of transferring students today.
"What kind of person will it be? It's great if it's a big handsome guy! ”
"You're a nymphomaniac, even a handsome guy won't take a fancy to you!"
"I think whether it's a man or a woman, ugly or handsome, the most important thing is that your personality is easy to get along with."
"Boys? Or a girl? One pays one, one pays one! Bosses buy and leave! ”
The classroom was chaotic, and Wang Xueman, the class leader and class flower, tried to maintain order, but her voice was not high, and she couldn't suppress the demons dancing at all.
Nanker rested his chin in his right hand, languishing on his desk, not participating in the discussion, he was telepathically talking to Chiyuki in the White Ring.
"Did I really lose 25 years of my life? You're not lying to me, are you? ”
I wonder why Nank asked such a question, and I have to go back to last night for a while.
Because the sixth uncle's ring spirit orangutan king was too weak to protect himself in the treacherous battle of seals, Nanke asked the sixth uncle to reach over, intending to use his Solomon Key to grant the sixth uncle a permanent inscription.
Unexpectedly, Qianxue immediately spoke out to stop: "Don't you want to die!" Grant Sister Sima and Chen Tianhao a permanent engraving, you have already lost 20 years of life for this - do you think you have lived too long? ”
This was the first time Nanke had heard this statement, and he couldn't help but be surprised: "What? How long does an engraving cost ten years? Why haven't I heard you mention it before? ”
"Before, it was because I didn't trust you," Xia Chi interjected, "Didn't Qianxue still tell you to smoke and drink more?" Anyway, the sooner you die, the sooner we can eat your soul......"
Nanke's courage and determination in the battle against Gu Kangming made Qianxue admit that Nanke was a qualified emperor, so she would care about his life again.
(In contrast, getting Xia Chi's recognition is much simpler, you just need to give her food)
Qianxue's ice-blue pupils seemed to bring a chill from Siberia: "Listen to me, Solomon's Key is not an unlimited superpower machine!" Granting a permanent seal to someone else, or granting oneself a temporary seal multiple times in a short period of time, can lead to a shorter lifespan! On average, you lose 10 years of your life! ”
"Not only that, but you abnormally used Solomon's Key to exchange your body for equal value, depriving yourself of pain and giving yourself twice as much muscle strength, but that exchange was not equivalent in fact! You've unknowingly paid five years to make the equation hold! Add it all up and you've lost a total of 25 years of life, and if you could have lived 100 years, you'll only live 75 years now! ”
"I'm not wiping it!" Nanke wanted to cry without tears, "My grandfather's physique as a soldier didn't live to be 90 years old before he hung up, I play with the computer every day, and the estimated life expectancy is 70 years old, and if I subtract 25, I can only live to be 45 years old and have a burp!" ”
Even though Chiyuki told Nanke that the accidental loss of life due to Solomon's Key was not without remedies, Nanke barely slept well all night yesterday and was still discussing it with Chiyuki until the end of class.
"How many times have you asked? You human beings have such a short lifespan, a little more and a little less, as for being so restless? ”
Being repeatedly asked about this by Nanke, Qianxue, who was hiding in the ring, became a little impatient.
"Anyway, do as I say, and you'll be able to recover those abnormal lost lifespans! If you're going to be the enemy of the Abyssal Pupil, there's that chance! What else do you have to worry about? ”
The method of restoring life that Chiyuki taught Nank is still inseparable from Solomon's Key, but contrary to granting the mark, it is necessary to deprive others of the mark in order to make up for Nanke's lost vitality.
However, the engraving is a spiritual existence like the Emperor's Ring, and the process of depriving the engraving is equivalent to cutting open the soul of the other person, which will cause extreme pain to the other person, and may even lead to insanity.
Sima Ling has been involved in the battle of the seals and needs the Minoan Labyrinth to protect him, and although Chen Tianhao has no deep friendship with Nanke, Nanke is not willing to turn Chen Tianhao into a madman or an idiot with his own hands. (Anyway, Nanke doesn't know what kind of seal Chen Tianhao has been awarded)
All in all, as a last resort, Nanke didn't want to use the stunt engraving of Solomon's Key to Sima Ling or Chen Tianhao, and this kind of treatment was still left to the wicked people sent by the Pupil of the Abyss, and to scum like Gu Kangming.
"Anyway, the Pupil of the Abyss will definitely send someone, right? If they hadn't sent someone to wreak havoc, wouldn't I have lived to be 45 years old? ”
Nank, who was anxious to restore his lifespan to normal values, began to expect the appearance of the enemy.
"Nanke? Nanke, what are you doing in a daze in the morning? ”
Sun Xiaogui, who was sitting at the next table, poked Nanke's elbow, interrupting Nanke and Qianxue's heart-to-heart conversation.
Sun Xiaogui is Nanke's only friend in the second (3) class of high school, and even the entire school, and he plays any new games together, and watches all new animations together, which can be said to be stinky, and he has nothing to talk about.
In fact, Sun Xiaogui's original name was "Sun Xiaogui", but because of his cheap hands and mouth, he especially likes to provoke girls to come and beat him, and as a result, he was nicknamed "Sun Xiaogui" by others according to the homonym of his name.
In other words, Sun Xiaogui's parents really don't know how to name their children! Since the surname is Sun, you must avoid similar pronunciations such as "monkey" and "turtle"! The nickname "Sun Xiaogui" is just that, and some people in the outside class call him "Turtle Grandson"!
Sun Xiaogui wears a pair of round glasses with red borders, smiles every day, and his life creed is "fists don't hit smiling people". He is neither fat nor thin, he is shorter than Nanke, because he is more homely, so his physical fitness is worse than Nanke, and he is often the first to last in the 50-meter run in sports tests (Nanke is the second-to-last).
Otaku also have idols, and Sun Xiaogui's idol is the domestic comic author "Mr. Shui Qin", a very strange female cartoonist.
Teacher Shuiqin is also a native of Dongshan City, and is said to be a maverick "beautiful college student cartoonist", whose representative works are "Cthulhu Wants to Fall in Love" and "Detective Li Ergou", and the comic title alone makes Nanke unable to complain.
Because Mr. Shui Qin doesn't like to show his head very much, and the painting is rough, and he relies on his brain to attract readers, so there are still people who attack her real body as a big man who picks her feet, which belongs to the same type as the most undisciplined "Sun Slag" in the domestic comic industry (Sun Slag is obviously a rough man, but he drew a "water slag" with a big chest and a thin waist to represent himself, so that readers can masturbate against him).
Sun Xiaogui never suspected that Mr. Shui Cress was a big man, and some time ago Nan Ke also saw Sun Xiaogui write a love letter to Mr. Shui Qin, the content of the love letter was:
"Teacher Shui Qin, when your annual income exceeds 1 million, marry me!"
Sun Xiaogui, where are you doing in your festival! Are you in love with Mr. Cress, or Mr. Cess's money! Anyway, I don't really like her comics!
Nanke had flipped through the color picture book "Boyfriend's Nostrils Are Beautiful" by Mr. Cress that Sun Xiaogui brought to school, and the unknown creatures like eggplants and potatoes in the picture book caused Nanke a lot of trauma.
Such a level can produce picture books, and it has been shamelessly named the title of "Picasso's successor" by the publishing house, what is the reason!
All in all, Sun Xiaogui is a more thorough otaku than Nanke, and he has a tendency to shake m, every time the girl he provokes comes to beat him, he shows a cool expression, and often says to himself: "If only Teacher Shui Cress was willing to beat me......"
In addition, Sun Xiaogui has a talent for collecting intelligence, and calls himself the "Jianghu Baixiaosheng" of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, whether it is the launch of the school's new policy or the gossip of a classmate, he can know it at the first time, and show it to Nanke.
At this moment, the most valuable piece of information is, of course, about the new transfer students in the sophomore (3) class of high school.
"Hey, Nanke, I don't tell him in general, according to the information I got, the transfer student in our class is a beautiful girl!"
"Pretty girl? How beautiful can it be? It can't be more beautiful than Ban Kao Sherman, right? ”
Nanke is still wrestling with his lost life, and appears to be uninterested in his new classmates.
Sun Xiaogui crooked his nose: "Hmph, it's rare to share such important information with you, but you can't give up!" Honestly, is the red-haired girl who pulled you out of the classroom a few days ago your girlfriend? Are you, a traitor of the FFF regiment, ready to be burned to death? ”
Nan Ke said in his heart: Just talking about the FFF group that doesn't practice, the Fire Demon God Xia Chi is the existence that can easily burn you to death!
Xia Chi didn't complain to Nanke through telepathy, because Nanke didn't use the Ring Spirit to recall Xia Chi before going to school, and today he only brought Qianxue to school.
In order to transform the old mansion in the east of the city into a general headquarters, the sixth uncle sold the three gold bars stolen from Africa and bought back many decoration tools and materials.
The sixth uncle is in charge of the design and command, and all the heavy work is entrusted to the orangutan king and Xia Chi - the red-haired girl is also the owner of the strange power, and she doesn't need to be paid to take care of the food.
With the joint efforts of the girl and the orangutan, the renovation of the old house was quite smooth, and Xia Chi could do all the work that needed a welding torch or heating, and the fly in the ointment was that the bananas were consumed relatively quickly.
Just as Nanke yawned in boredom, he found that the door of the classroom was open, and under the guidance of the head teacher, Mr. Zhang, a cold and arrogant beautiful girl with a petite figure and long hair reaching her waist walked to the podium.
Maybe it's Nanke's delusion, Nanke always feels that the other party has just walked into the classroom and stared straight at him, and that look seems to contain ...... Contains hatred?