Chapter 335 Verbal warfare, words speak
"Ahem...... Tian Ji coughed lightly and said with an embarrassed smile: "Captain Li misunderstood, in fact, our minister was about to convene a meeting of our team leaders, but I didn't expect to meet Captain Li coming, which is really a bit of a coincidence." By the way, I don't know what Captain Li is doing this time? ”
Hearing the four words of this He Guigan, the monkey couldn't help but tremble in his heart, if the boss couldn't beat this dream sword, then he would be unlucky this time, not to mention whether the punishment was heavy or not, just this crime of stealing the property of ordinary people's homes would become a laughing stock in the dark world, and he would have the face to mix in Longmen in the future.
Compared with the monkey's secret nervousness, Li Ping almost burst out laughing.
Obviously I want to fight with him, but I say that I have a meeting, I just talk nonsense with my eyes open!
Everyone knows that he is here to arrest people, but knowingly asking, what are you doing, it's really laughing to death!
Li Ping playfully glanced at the trembling monkey next to him and said with a smile: "Team leader Tianji, in fact, I don't have anything to do, but there is a little thief in the East China Sea, who stole a calligraphy called "Burrow Ming" given to our book friend by Doctor Yun Yun, Doctor Yun is very angry, and the consequences are very serious. ”
The monkey was glanced at by Li Ping, and the taste was like being pierced by a flying knife, and the contempt of the other party's little thief in the East China Sea made him angry and angry, but unfortunately he didn't have the courage to turn his face on the spot, and he didn't even dare to say a word back.
Not only did the monkey feel angry at the title of the little thief in the East China Sea, but even the rest of the people in the East China Sea base, including the minister of the Emperor Beigong, felt very aggrieved and full of dissatisfaction.
But this will not be named, if it is answered, it will be three hundred taels of silver here, and he admits that he is a thief.
"Ahem...... Tian Ji coughed lightly twice, and smiled embarrassedly: "So that's the case!" In fact, since this matter is so simple and not a big deal, why should Captain Li bother to come here in person? Donghai Wulin is a close neighbor, and the dragon gates in various places are originally one, Captain Li only needs to make a phone call and tell us the situation, and we will find the copybook and return it to the owner. ”
Li Ping chuckled and said: "What the team leader of Tian Ji said is simply too good, if the Longmen personnel are like what the team leader of Tian Ji said, then the work will be easy to do." Actually, I am also to blame for this, I was too anxious, so I wanted to complete Minister Liu's instructions quickly, and I didn't think much about it and came to the East China Sea. But I'm here this time, I'm always embarrassed to go home empty-handed, why don't you cooperate and help me catch that little thief in the East China Sea? ”
Clay people still have mud gas, let alone people.
The monkey finally couldn't help it, and yelled: "Who is the little thief talking about?" ”
Finally couldn't hold his breath, Li Ping smiled and said: "Whoever answers, I'll say whom, are you the little thief in the East China Sea who stole the copybook?" Also, swearing is not a good habit, since your boss doesn't care, then I'll take care of it for him. ”
When the word fell, I saw Li Ping's figure flickering, and before everyone could react, there were already two more palm prints on the monkey's face.
"You, you......" The monkey was so angry that he couldn't speak.
In fact, as soon as he said it just now, he knew that he had been fooled.
And he was slapped twice in front of everyone.
He was really angry, but he also understood that with other people's means, if he had taken his life directly, he could have done it easily.
Everyone's hearts were full of joy, especially the overlord of the world, who wanted to stop him just now, but it was too late, which shows how fast the Dream Sword is.
Tian Ji hurriedly said at this time: "Captain Li, don't misunderstand. The title of the monkey steals the monkey, with the word stealing in the title, and I hate the words "thief" and "thief" in my life, so it may have been because of this just now, and it doesn't prove that he is the thief who stole the word. ”
Li Ping smiled lightly and said, "Really? But you're not a monkey, why do you say he's not a thief stealing a copybook, are you a roundworm in his stomach, and you know everything about him? ”
Tian Ji sneered: "This is my guess. ”
Li Ping's voice suddenly turned cold and said, "If the guess is useful, then what else to investigate." Monkey, tell yourself, are you the little thief who stole the copybook. ”
"Who are you, why should Lao Tzu answer you!" The monkey knew that he would never admit it, and that he would have to carry it to death.
Li Ping laughed and said: "It doesn't matter if you don't answer, in fact, I don't need you to answer, because the copybook will answer for you." ”
As soon as Li Ping's words fell, a calligraphy fell from the sky and happened to fall into his hands, isn't it the "Burrow Inscription" that suddenly disappeared?
Everyone suddenly changed color, and Beigong Gui, the overlord of the world, who had been watching coldly, also felt that the problem was serious.
And at this moment, the calligraphy really spoke.
"The mountain is not high, but the name of the immortal. The water is not deep, and if there is a dragon, it will be spiritual. Si is a burrow, but Wu Dexin. ……”
"This Yun Divine Doctor's handwriting is really decent, it looks like that's the case."
"Tian Ji, it doesn't matter if the word is good or not, the important thing is to see who wrote the word, Yun Shen Doctor can easily defeat the existence of the ninth-level Golden Armor Dragon Guard, the words he writes will definitely leave the spiritual imprint of the strong, take it out every day and take a look, it will definitely be helpful to break through."
"Monkey, how did this work come about? You can't be the one who came here, right? ”
"Hehe, Grasshopper, I was actually going to pay for it, but that guy wouldn't sell it, so I got it in a fit of rage."
"Monkey, our Longmen has rules, you can't just steal ordinary people's property, otherwise you will be punished very heavily after being discovered."
"Bobcat, what are you afraid of, the boss said, as long as it's not burning, killing and looting, occasionally taking something, and playing with a woman, it's not a problem!"
"That's it, what kind of people are we, it's an evolutionary with superpowers, who usually work hard to protect these humble ordinary people, and occasionally take a little of them in return!"
"Boss, let's see whose copy this is......"
"Dead monkey, you still have to be scared at this time, do you know that you are in trouble with this calligraphy, and now the dream sword is on the way to arrest you, you just wait to accept the punishment, hum!"
"Huh? Boss, isn't it, didn't I just follow the post, what does this have to do with Mengjian, he is full of food and support, why did he come to arrest me? Besides, this is Donghai City and not Jiangnan Province, you have the final say, why did he cross the line with his dream sword, did he think he was the first in the world? ”
"That's it, Mengjian is too arrogant, I really think he is the best in the world! Boss, we must not let him go wild on our territory, and we must severely frustrate his spirit. ”
"Frustrate his spirit? Ants, you say it's simple and easy, or you guys, I see which of you has the ability! ”
"Isn't this the boss you are, with the domineering spirit of the boss and the world's overlord, if he dares to come, you can smash him flat with a hammer!"
"Boss, this time Mengjian didn't greet our East China Sea base, he broke into our jurisdiction and wanted to arrest someone, it is simply a nameless teacher, which does not conform to the rules of Longmen, we can take this opportunity to kill him."
"Little fox, if you don't speak, you will point to the center of gravity as soon as you speak. That's right, this guy Mengjian is so arrogant that he forgets who he is, and he even dares to make such a mistake, this time I want him to understand that the East China Sea is not a place where he can come at will. By the way, little monkey, I'm going to destroy your copybook, and if there is no evidence, I'll see what reason he can say from Mengjian. ”
"Yes, Boss!"
"Boss, hell, what's going on?"
"It seems that Xianyun's poster is really as he said, and it can be destroyed at will, and this postscript must have been controlled by him."
"Boss, what should I do?"
"Don't worry about it so much! Even if Mengjian can prove that you stole the copybook, so what, it won't be his turn to arrest people at all, he is obviously overstepping his authority, and I, as the person in charge of the Longmen Base in Donghai City, have the right to fight back. Brothers, go, Mengjian is about to arrive at the door, come with me to meet him. ”
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When the words they had said in the practice room were released at a very fast speed, their faces became quite exciting, especially the monkeys, who were already dead at this time. (To be continued.) )