Chapter 135 I'm damn it, Lao Tzu is quite good-looking
Chapter 135 I'm damn it, Lao Tzu is quite good-looking
Zhangshi is a first-tier city in Huaxia, and many things happen every day that you and I don't know. On the night when Liu was busy accompanying Mei Shuning to watch the fireworks, the upper echelons of the city had already begun to move.
There is only one purpose of the event, which is to celebrate the 100-day banquet of the grandson of the Chinese hero (president of the Hero Association) tomorrow.
For the people of the upper class, they are not short of money, but they are just short of opportunities.
And this 100-day banquet for the grandson of the Chinese hero is a great opportunity for many celebrities.
For Zhang Shi, this matter must be a top priority, when the time comes, whether it is the political world or the underground world bigwigs will go, if you seize this opportunity, in front of those bigwig-level figures left a good impression, and what, but also let the other party remember you, then, whether it is on the white road, or on the underworld, the future development road will definitely be in full swing.
The Imperial Hotel is the best hotel in Zhangshi, and many people's dream in this life is to be able to stay in it for one night and enjoy the real imperial treatment. It is said that ten years ago, the daily turnover of this hotel reached 3 million, and as for the current daily business customers, I am afraid that it has at least doubled, but Ran'er, such a god-like hotel, closed a week ago.
Just because, Hua Yingying's grandson wants to have a 100-day banquet.
Before dawn, the three main roads leading to the Imperial Hotel have been blocked, and no idlers or cars are allowed to pass through.
The opening time of the 100-day banquet was twelve o'clock, but many people rushed over as soon as it was dawn.
It is very appropriate to use the flow of people like a mountain to describe the roads next to the Imperial Hotel at this moment.
The elite children of the Heroes Club have long put on civilian clothes, patrolled outside the hotel and around the hotel, and once they find someone with suspicious whereabouts, they will immediately check and interrogate, and the general person in charge of security is Zhang San.
Zhang San's ability, needless to say, under his arrangement, eyeliner was installed in the Imperial Hotel and within a radius of 500 meters of the hotel, which can be described as foolproof.
At this time, the living room of the hotel was already full of people, in groups of three or five, talking and laughing, and the waiters kept walking through it, adding wine and service to these god-level guests.
Because he had asked for leave in advance, he didn't call him when Chen Chen went to school.
Liu Busy woke up at eleven o'clock, didn't brush his teeth or wash his face, put on a casual dress, and got on the bus to the Imperial Hotel.
In the first half of the way, the bus brother was very powerful, but when there were still three stops away from the Imperial Hotel, the bus brother directly changed from a macho man to a soft egg, and the bus was stunned for half an hour. The passengers on the bus have already started to talk about it.
"What's this called? I'm in a hurry. ”
"You're in a hurry, who isn't in a hurry."
"What the hell is going on?"
"You don't know, today is the 100-day banquet of the hero's grandson of the president of the Hero Association, and the streets in front of it are blocked, let's get off."
"Isn't it? It's too-well. This man originally wanted to complain twice, but for fear of offending the Heroes Club in his words, he swallowed back the words when they came to his mouth.
"Look, the bus brother seems to be asleep. Forget it, let's get off......"
Liu hurriedly listened to these people's discussions, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, didn't this Watson just celebrate his son's birthday, and he made it so bad that everyone in the world knew about it, hey, it's really Nima who owes it to clean up.
It's already half past eleven, and basically all the officials of the Zhang Municipal Government have arrived, such as Deputy Mayor Zhang Yuanheng and Minister of Armed Forces Yang Ming.
The heads of the three major families in Zhang City also came one after another.
Song Yihu, the boss of the Green Gang on the underworld, also arrived, and the leader of the Crazy Dragon Gang, Crazy Dragon, was also entrenched there like a dragon.
All the adults had arrived, and then Watson looked anxious, for he had just come out of the Imperial Hall.
That's right, Ai Keke and today's protagonist are in the Imperial Hall.
Watson is in a hurry, girl, that Liu is busy will be bad, what time is it now, everyone has arrived, this Nima is not yet there, it is simply dismantling his own platform. However, this coco is also true, if he doesn't come, this 100-day banquet will not start, isn't this nonsense?
Although Watson knew this very well in his heart, he was really afraid of his foreign wife.
So, Watson quietly came to the corridor and called Zhang San.
"Zhang San, what about him, why hasn't he arrived yet? I've had enough. Watson said angrily.
Zhang San on the other end of the phone had already smelled the smell of gunpowder, and he swallowed and spit, "Prince, I told him last night." But, who knew that he - I had already called, but the phone was turned off. Don't worry, Prince, I'll send someone to pick him up right now!" ”
"I'll tell you, if you send an auspicious time by mistake, you kid will go to the Hades Palace to report." Watson finished talking and hung up the phone.
As soon as he turned his head to go back to the living room, he was startled by a figure.
"Dad, what are you doing here, you almost scared my little heart out!" Watson covered his heart and gasped.
Hua Yingying glared at his son and said lightly, "Is it just him?" ”
Watson nodded heavily, "Who would dare to be late except for his weirdness!"
"Okay, adapt to the situation, after all, he is the benefactor of our Hua family." Hua Yingying gently patted his son's shoulder, and his tone was still very flat.
It's already eleven fifty-five, and everyone is waiting for the feast to take place, and then invite today's protagonist to appear. However, at this moment, the host came on the stage.
He cleared his throat first, and then said with a smile on his face:
"Today, I sincerely thank you for coming to participate in the 100-day banquet of Mr. Hua's grandson, now, there is still some time before the auspicious time, let's enjoy the photos of Fuxing together!"
The host then pointed to the big screen behind him, and suddenly a picture of Meng Bao appeared.
"It's so good-looking, it's exactly the same as the old Chinese hero."
"Look at it, this is a blessed person, that look, that nose bridge, and that small mouth, it's just the appearance of the emperor."
“……”
Inside the Imperial Hall!
Ai Keke hugged his son, with an angry look on his face, and Watson stood beside him, his head bowed, not daring to speak loudly.
"Tell me, you can't do this little thing, what kind of father ......," Echo said angrily.
"Daughter-in-law, this-I-"
"You what you. If I didn't have a benefactor, my son and I would be in front of you right now. Who told me all the time to know how to be grateful. Who is ......?"
Ay. No way, who let this Watson be a strict wife.
"......" Watson wanted to cry without tears.
Outside the hotel, Zhang San was already like an ant on a hot pot, and the person sent out had already sent him a letter, but no one was found at all.
"What can I do? What can I do? Grandma, how can you turn off the phone......" Zhang San has made one hundred and ninety-nine calls in a row, but Liu Xian's goods have always been turned off.
So, where is Liu busy now?
"Damn, I'm going to go to the toilet!" Liu Xian pointed to a burly middle-aged man and said viciously.
"I'll say it one last time, get out of now, otherwise, I won't make you forget today for the rest of your life." The burly man said coldly.
"Damn, are you scared when you are Lao Tzu?" Liu Busy said angrily, "Tell you, Lao Tzu has practiced the Iron Walk Shirt King Kong Cover since he was a child, and there is also the Six-Vein Divine Sword, you girl, if you don't take the initiative to apologize and get out, believe it or not, Lao Tzu will kill you directly......"
The burly man was obviously angry, beckoned a few people next to him, and instantly surrounded Liu Busy, and then he was about to make a big move.
The third master has already given them an order, for those who come with unknown figures, they will all be blown away, if they don't cooperate, then it depends on the situation.
"Let's talk about cripplement first." The burly man gave the order.
However, in the next scene, the burly man was stunned. The thin monkey turned out to be like the god of war, it seemed to be a fist and embroidered legs, but it was very orderly, three times five divided by two, and those people were beaten all over the ground to find teeth.
"Damn, dare to influence Lao Tzu to pee, Zhen Nyima has lived enough." Liu hurriedly spat at those people, and then his body jumped violently, and he was a scud at the burly man, and the burly man snorted and fell to the ground.
"Now, immediately give Lao Tzu a dog bark on the ground." Liu Xian said word by word, his eyes were full of killing intent.
These guys who look down on people with low eyes, if they don't teach them a lesson, it's hard to understand the hatred in their hearts.
"Well played...... I don't know who shouted, and then disappeared.
At first, there were a few visitors, but when they understood a little, they disappeared like smoke.
Zhang San was angry, and his mind was full of Liu Xian's face, but at this moment, someone reported that someone was making trouble!
When Zhang San heard this, he immediately became angry. Nima, don't look at where it is, who is holding a birthday banquet, and dare to make trouble here, it's really enough!
"Let's go, let's see!" Zhang San clenched his fists and made a titicaa sound.
The little brother who had nothing to do knew that there was a good show to play, so he quietly followed behind.
"Very well, now learn how to bark a." Liu Busy has already beaten those people into complete pig heads, although those people are very good at fighting on weekdays, but compared to Liu Busy, it is simply a kindergarten level.
"Now learn to bark when the dog is in heat!" Liu hurriedly picked his nostrils, and then sneezed violently.
"Third master, it's that grandson." A little brother pointed to a thin monkey as thin as a bamboo pole in the distance, and said viciously.
Zhang San looked in the direction pointed by the little brother, and suddenly his eyes lit up, as if he saw his mother, and he actually laughed.
"What's wrong with the third master, why is it a little abnormal today? In the past, this kind of occasion has never been expressionless, huh? ”
"This shows that a big drama is about to begin!"
Ran'er, the next scene made all the little brothers stunned, what kind of trouble did these three masters have, and they still make people live?
"Brother Liu!" Zhang Sansan strode meteor, and finally turned into a fast run, came to Liu Busy's side, took Liu Busy's hand, and was about to leave, looking like he was going to elope.
"What's the situation, the third master won't have a special love, right?"
"It's possible, this skinny monkey looks okay, maybe it's just the taste of the third master?"
"Damn, let go of Lao Tzu's hand, Lao Tzu will still use him to pee." As soon as Liu was busy with these words, Zhang San almost cried, Du Nima burned his eyebrows, and he even said that he wanted to pee, Nima, if he sprinkled again, Lao Tzu's life was gone.
"Let's go first." Zhang San was going to pull Liu Xian's hand again.
Liu hurriedly jumped to the side and jumped aside.
"Third master, it's this kid who is looking for trouble, you must make the decision for us."
"Yes, you must beat it into a vegetative state!"
“……”
There are a few brainless little brothers who dare to speak.
When Zhang San heard this, he was immediately furious, and then pointed at those people and said coldly, "Come on, squash them fiercely for me." ”
The little brothers who came with Zhang San were stunned, what happened to these three masters? How can this flatten oneself to oneself?
"Damn, I didn't understand what Lao Tzu said, give me a hard slate." As soon as Zhang San said this, those little brothers started to move.
"Brother Liu, are you satisfied now? Come with me, everyone is waiting for you. Zhang Sandu was about to kneel down for Liu Busy.
Liu was busy but said lightly, "What are you waiting for me to do?" Besides, I haven't peed yet. ”
Zhang San swallowed and foamed, "Master Liu, my own grandfather, can't we go in and pee again?" ”
"It's also done, it's just right, I'll shitch it by the way, and masturbate it!" Liu Xian muttered to himself.
On the big screen, the photos are still being played one by one.
"Look, who is that man?"
"I haven't seen it, I've seen this Hua Hero's son Watson, but that's not the case, does this mean that Watson went to plastic surgery?"
“……”
This photo was taken by Liu Busy holding his godson, and he didn't think about what was going on, so he released it.
Suddenly, celebrities from all walks of life in Zhang City were discussed.
"No, I've seen the four righteous sons of this Hua hero, they don't look like this, who is this?"
"Could it be that Hua Yingying has recently accepted a righteous son again?"
"Although I don't know who he is, one thing is certain, this person's identity must be different, otherwise, how could he have the opportunity to hold the little prince."
"Makes sense, makes sense!"
Just when everyone was talking, Liu Busy and Zhang San came in, and as soon as they entered the Imperial Hotel, the moment Liu Busy looked up, he saw a familiar photo.
"Damn, Lao Tzu is quite good-looking, there should be applause here!"