Chapter 305: You're here to tease me
Following the direction of Chitani's finger, Han Lin and the demons looked up, and they were also instantly shocked by the scene in the distance.
They also finally understood why Akaya was so surprised, because the formation in front of them was indeed too shocking!
At this moment, Han Lin finally understood the true meaning of the sentence "high energy ahead, rapid evacuation of non-combatants", which was a kind of shocking team that could not be described in words.
Walking in front are the eight immortals, Tie Guan Li, Han Zhongli, Zhang Guolao, Lan Caihe, He Xiangu, Lu Dongbin, Han Xiangzi, and Uncle Cao Guo; Behind the Eight Immortals are Feng Bo, Yu Shi, Lei Gong, and Electric Mother; Behind the four immortals of this meteorological department is the high-spirited Nezha, and next to Nezha, the Tota Heavenly King who made Han Lin's jaw almost fall off the ground, is also here!
Li Jing smiled at Han Lin and nodded, he signaled Han Lin with his eyes that he didn't need to be excited, and Han Lin had to swallow back the excitement in his heart.
This is not over, Li Jing is followed by the old man Yue who is covered with red ropes; Next to the old man's leg is a roaring dog that is running and "Wang" barks; Agarwood followed Yue Lao with a smile on his back and nodded at Han Lin in the distance.
Clairvoyance and downwind ears are very conspicuous in the crowd, and the big protruding eyes and big ears can see them from afar; Next to the two of them are the fire god Zhu Rong and the water god who are arguing endlessly and are still arguing.
"I must be more credited than you today! I want to flood Kunlun Mountain! The co-worker shouted as he pulled his neck.
"Pull it down! Today I'm going to turn Kunlun Mountain into a flaming mountain! Zhu Rong shot back.
"Try it!"
"Try it!"
Han Lin sighed helplessly, these two great gods of the desolation have not yet scored a high or low at this juncture.
Behind the quarrel between the two gods of water and fire, there are barefoot immortals with big feet, Zhao Gongming, the god of wealth, and some small immortals; On the left and right sides of these little immortals are the door gods Qin Qiong and Wei Chi Gong, and the two door god generals have taken on the important responsibility of opening the way for the immortals on the left and right.
And the immortal in the green cloak who was isolated among the immortals was the plague god, but fortunately, there were Monkey King and Pig Incompetent finale behind the plague god, which was not so strange.
The lineup of immortals in front of him is quite strong, this is not a rare sight in a hundred years, to be exact, this is a rare scene in thousands of years, all the immortals from all walks of life are partners to "fight in groups", Han Lin was fiercely arrogant in his heart.
Watching the gods go from far to near in a ray of light was originally a very shocking scene, but when they walked to Han Lin's side, Han Lin suddenly realized that the gods were a little wrong.
What's wrong?
At first glance, the clothes of the gods that Han Lin found did not deliberately change the appearance of the adults, but directly the same as the usual outfits when they were in the fairy world, exaggerating that Sun Wukong and Pig Wuyi did not even change their appearance, a hairy face, a thunder mouth, a pig-headed human body.
The immortals added these two goods, and at first glance, it gave people the illusion that they had entered the Journey to the West crew.
In this way, among these immortals, only the eight immortals are relatively normal, and then there is agarwood, and the rest of the immortals seem to be in a hurry to shoot costume dramas.
When the immortals walked to Han Lin's side, Han Lin first thanked Li Jing for his special support, and then thanked the immortals for his compliments, and then shifted the topic to the immortals' dress.
"Ladies and gentlemen... How do you guys... Haven't you changed back to the image of the mortal world? Han Lin asked awkwardly.
Lei Gong said with a smile: "Last night, we all discussed it, and we wanted to become mortals in the mortal world to help Brother Han Lin, but after thinking about it carefully, we will not come to the mortal world once in tens of millions of years, and finally decided to "act in our true colors"
Han Lin nodded in understanding, but he glanced at the thing in Lei Gong's hand and said embarrassedly, "That... Why do you have an electric baton in your old hand? ā
Lei Gong raised the electric baton embarrassedly and scratched his head: "We don't know about this, because we have no mana now, and weapons can't be brought to the mortal world, so when we come to the world, we are ready to conjure up a handy weapon, but I conjured this thing... But..."
Speaking of this, Lei Gong flicked the electric baton, and a lightning bolt "click!" "Crossed from the sky and was directly led down by Lei Gong.
"However, although the appearance of this weapon is very strange, the immortal magic it plays is exactly the same as the chisel I used in the immortal realm, so it's fine," Lei Gong added.
Han Lin nodded with relief, it is estimated that the human world has developed more violently in the past thousands of years, and some old weapons and tools have been improved, and as a result, when the immortals came to the mortal world and wanted to use immortal magic to conjure the weapons they needed, the mortal space could only provide them with the weapons that the mortal world now had and that matched their identity.
Lei Gong looked at Han Lin stunned on the spot, and he continued: "Actually, I'm fine, the weapons of the rest of the immortal friends... It's so weird than me..."
Speaking of this, Lei Gong pointed to the other immortals, and when Han Lin saw the things in the hands of those immortals, he realized why he thought that something was wrong with those immortals before, it turned out to be weapons!
And those weapons simply made Han Lin cry and laugh, these are all here to be funny, right?
The iron crutches of the Eight Immortals Li at this time were the kind of stainless steel crutches in the hospital, and the gourd with wine on his waist had also become a military green iron kettle; The fan in Han Zhongli's hand is not the kind of pu fan, but has become a small electric fan with a battery, and it is strange to say that such a big body lifts this mini electric fan.
And the things that Zhang Guo was holding made Han Lin want to cry even more, originally Zhang Guo always rode a donkey and held a long drum barrel, but now his old man is holding a palm-sized pen holder with a small donkey pattern painted on it; Lan Cai and Lu Dongbin are quite normal, holding a flower basket and a sword in their hands, and He Xiangu, Han Xiangzi, and Uncle Cao Guo are also the same weapons as they usually hold, and there is not much difference.
But what the hell is Feng Bo with a cute little fan on his head at this time? The bamboo dragonfly similar to Doraemon made Han Lin almost collapse; Looking at the rain master again, the biggest difference between the rain master is that people originally wore a silver cloak, but now it has become an ordinary raincoat, and it is a disposable raincoat!
Nezha stepped on a pair of roller skates, and his father, Li Jing, the king of Tota, dragged a toy building; Agarwood is holding a table lamp that can be bought in a ten-dollar store, and the shape is completely different from the Baolian lamp!
Looking at the water god Gonggong again, he held the watering can in his simple and rough hand, and the watering can was still dripping outward; Zhu Rong, the god of fire, is even more simple and rude, fiddling with a lighter that is ignited by a flint, and there is a small advertisement printed on the lighter!
The roaring dog is a dog, so it goes without saying, clairvoyance, Shunfeng ear, barefoot immortal, God of Wealth Zhao Gongming, Qin Qiong and Yu Chigong, and the plague god are all okay, and the pig's incompetent nine-tooth nail rake has become a rake used by ordinary people for farming...
It doesn't matter if it's a qiÄ, Han Lin endured it, but the most perfunctory thing here is the "golden hoop stick" in Sun Wukong's hand, isn't it a toy plastic stick for ten yuan a toy in a toy store!
Not only Han Lin, but the seven demons were also standing in front of the gods with an embarrassed face, and they even had an illusion, that is, would they be pitted by this group of immortals today?
"Ladies and gentlemen... You use these weapons... It's true... Is it okay? Han Lin said embarrassedly.
Sun Wukong knew that the toy golden hoop stick he was holding was a little cheap, he scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks and jumped in front of Han Lin, reached out and patted Han Lin's shoulder and said: "Hey, Brother Han, don't worry, my old Sun dares to guarantee that today is foolproof, don't look at the weapons of a few of us, but let's use them... It's amazing! Hey! ā
The other immortals also followed suit, as if they were all actively defending the "weapon" they were holding, but this was not to blame Han Lin for being embarrassed, after all, the picture in front of him was indeed very funny.
"Without further ado, let's do our best, we have to go back before dawn," Li Jing coughed twice and urged everyone.
Han Lin nodded, he pointed to Kunlun Mountain in the distance and said: "Our initial idea was to start from the top of the mountain and attack from top to bottom, but considering that there are patrol planes in the air, it would be bad if someone accidentally crashed the patrol plane and blew up the mountain when they landed, so I think we should go straight in from the main gate and smash the Yellow Dragon!" ā
Clairvoyant stretched out his hand to cover his eyes and looked into the distance and said: "The number of people at the foot of the mountain is the same as the number of people at the top of the mountain, there are nearly fifty people hidden in the caves in the mountain, there are more than 200 monsters in the Taoist temple halfway up the mountain, and there are more than 100 monsters at the top of the mountain, there is no difference between attacking from the mountain and attacking from the mountain."
As Li Jing, who led the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals to conquer the Demon Realm, he touched his beard and analyzed: "In order not to hurt the innocent, if we enter from the front like this, it will attract the attention of the people around us, after all, the purpose of our coming today is to contain the demons in the Taoist temple, so, I built yƬ... Attack from the ground, attack from top to bottom"
"Let Han Lin Xiaoyou break through from the ground first, solve those mortals in the mountain and outside the mountain, we use this time to go straight to the halfway up the mountain, contain the demons in the Taoist temple, and wait until the demons in the Taoist temple are contained, and then we will send a few immortal friends to the top of the mountain to contain more than 100 demons, what do you think?"
Li Jing's words made Han Lin secretly admire in his heart, as early as a thousand years ago, Han Lin witnessed Li Jing's superb ability to lead troops, which did not disgrace the prestige of the four heavenly kings of the immortal world, and they all paid attention to tactics and strategies.
"Li Tianwang's idea, I agree, I don't know what the rest of the immortals think?" Han Lin said with a smile.
The immortals thought for a moment, and finally agreed with Li Jing's construction, Li Jing dragged the "tower", came to Sun Wukong's side and said with a smile: "Everyone is not familiar with the situation here, and next, it will depend on the great sage."
Sun Wukong scratched his head, his little eyes rolled around, and finally laughed and jumped on the spot twice.
"Understand, my grandson understands!"
After speaking, Sun Wukong scratched his ears and cheeks and jumped to a vacant ground, and slammed the ground with the plastic gold hoop stick, everyone only felt a shake under their feet, and Sun Wukong screamed loudly at the same time.
"Old man of the land! Come out and see my grandson! ā