[176] Xia Chi's boyfriend standard
When Nanke teased Li Lan with the key pendant at school, Xia Chi had already exchanged some of the gold and diamonds with the sixth uncle for cash, and the sixth uncle went out to spend all the time after getting the 5% commission, and only Xia Chi came back alone.
The sixth uncle understood that if he wanted to continue to make a fortune in the future, he would have to have a good relationship with his nephew Nanke's rings, so in order to buy Xia Chi, he took 1,000 yuan from his commission and gave it to Xia Chi, so that Xia Chi could buy something he liked.
Before becoming Nanke's ring spirit, Xia Chi and his sister Qianxue lived a life without a fixed place, and the main source of income was that Xia Chi worked in a fast food restaurant, or dressed up as a variety of mascots to stand at the entrance of the commercial mall, and got 1,000 yuan at once and could use it freely, which made Xia Chi a little overwhelmed.
As a standard foodie, Xia Chi didn't buy any clothes or jewelry, but went to the fast food restaurant where he used to work and asked for sushi takeout, because sushi has always been the most expensive, and Xia Chi wanted to know where it was delicious.
Qianxue specially told Pepe not to feed him in the past two days, and to wait until the grounding device in room 5 is completed, otherwise it will not be conducive to Pepe's release of electricity, so although Xia Chi felt that Pepe had no food to eat, he could only take three servings of sushi home, and give the other two to Qianxue and Jade who stayed behind.
Qianxue was busy in front of the computer, she took the sushi to her room to eat while using the computer, so only Jade and Xia Chi were left to eat at the same table in the basement hall.
Staring at the doomsday seal of the sin patterns under the transparent glass of the large round table, Jade suddenly felt that these sin patterns seemed to have appeared on Nanke's body, and at this time, Xia Chi ate his mouth full of rice grains, and asked Jade:
"Jade, you've traveled in Japan, do you think this sushi is authentic? Why don't I think it's as cheap as the braised pork? ”
Jade ate much slower than Xia Chi, and she was much more ladylike, she frowned slightly and said: "There is too much vinegar, and the filling is too miscellaneous, if it is from the point of view of authenticity or inauthenticity, it can be regarded as sushi reluctantly, reluctantly......"
"Mengren's goods are so expensive! I wouldn't have bought it if I had known, and I would have bought a few more braised pork! Xia Chi was filled with righteous indignation, she turned her grief and anger into appetite, and ate the remaining side dishes in the food box.
Seeing that Jade was eating very slowly and thoughtfully, and the sushi she was eating was a stick, Xia Chi's brain was funny, and he suddenly asked without concealment: "Have you been blown up by Mr. Ke?" ”
Jade almost squirted out all the sushi rice in her mouth, and she finally swallowed the food, and then asked with a flushed face: "Xia Chi, what are you talking about!" And I, why should I answer such a private question......"
"It's just a little curious." Xia Chi scratched his slightly upturned wild red hair, "After all, you were given that by the Emperor as a ring spirit, you are quite willing, this kind of thing is not particularly easy to encounter...... Does Mr. Ke have a hobby of popping chrysanthemums? ”
Xia Chi had no consciousness of invading other people's privacy, and opened his eyes of curiosity hoping to get an answer from Jade, who turned his face away with a little displeasure and put down the unfinished sushi.
"I don't have the right to confide in the Emperor's privacy, and I won't answer your kind of question."
"Why are you so stingy~~~~~ Xia Chi said in a long voice, "It's okay if you don't want to answer this question, then I'll ask another question - if Ke always wants to explode your chrysanthemum, will you agree?" ”
Jade knew that if she didn't answer Xia Chi, Xia Chi would chase after her, so she sighed and said: "Xiao Nan likes me to do anything, I will try my best to satisfy him, whether it is as a ring spirit or a girlfriend, I have this obligation......"
"You're really the type to pamper your boyfriend!"
After listening to Jade's answer, Xia Chi clasped his hands behind his head, stretched his body back in the chair, stretched his waist, and looked at the gorgeous chandelier on the ceiling with fiery red eyes.
"I can't do it, I was blasted by Michael with the sword of the archangel in my previous life, so I have a psychological shadow on the popping chrysanthemum...... Don't say that I don't plan to find a boyfriend, even if I have a boyfriend, I won't agree to him my......"
Xia Chi was not ashamed to talk about this kind of topic to himself, Jade felt that it was not polite to leave the table without finishing eating, but she didn't know how to stop Xia Chi from talking.
The Fire Demon God Maiden rubbed her index finger against the rice grains on the corners of her mouth (the white grains of rice were very noticeable on her wheat-colored skin), ate the rice grains into her mouth, and said:
"Hypothetical...... Suppose someone wants to be my boyfriend, first of all, he has to invite me to dinner often, watch Godzilla movies with me, and make sure not to blow up my ......"
Jade couldn't help but complain in her heart:
(How can you have a boyfriend and let the family guarantee this first!) It's normal to let others promise not to smoke, drink, or gamble! )
"Hehe, because I still have very sharp tiger teeth in my mouth, so his other benefit has also been lost......"
(Hey!) Don't talk about this in front of me! I don't care how many benefits your future boyfriend loses! When you tell me this, is it because you want me to introduce you to a boyfriend? I'm a ninja and I'm not a matchmaker! )
(Even if I am a matchmaker, it is impossible to meet the man and immediately say, "The woman does not accept the chrysanthemum"!) The man must have been scared away right away! Maybe you thought you had played chrysanthemums with others too many times in the past, and the chrysanthemums had been broken! )
Maybe it's Jade's illusion, Xia Chi seems to have a trace of loss in his eyes when he talks about this, as if this female man doesn't care about what men think of him at all.
Jade didn't think too much about Xia Chi's thoughts, she now had her own problems to worry about, Qianxue had already purchased equipment from the Happy Valley Adult Products Store online for her to use to "destroy evidence", but Jade didn't want to do that, and she didn't think about how to explain it to Nanke.
Qianxue gave Jade another idea, and asked Jade to tell Nanke that Nanke was too nervous last time so he "supervised the wrong hole", but in fact, it was Jade's chrysanthemum that was exploded...... Jade felt that Qianxue was purely playing with herself, Nanker would never believe such an obvious lie, and she herself was not willing to deceive Nanke.
(Maybe Xia Chi is right, I do belong to the type of person who will pamper my boyfriend...... Whatever Nanker asks, I'll basically accommodate him...... I don't have a psychological shadow on popping chrysanthemums like Xia Chi, popping chrysanthemums is acceptable to me, anyway, as long as the demon god doesn't eat poisonous food, he doesn't need to urinate and urinate, and there is no other use in keeping it...... )
Jade felt that she was an idiot to think about it seriously, but now that she had a physical relationship with Nank, she couldn't help but think about it.
(Good hope...... I hope to love Xiaonan unreservedly with my body, every night and every night...... But fearing that his young mind would be polluted by this, he made more and more demands on me...... Where can you get the best of both worlds? )
(Having said that, as long as Xiao Nan made a request to me, I might not even consider whether to be serious or not, and I would not hesitate to meet him, right?) Because I'm the type who will pamper my boyfriend, and I can't bear to see the underage emperor disappointed...... )
Jade had an idea, and blushed at the thought of the idea.
(Perhaps...... Maybe I should ask Xiao Nanxi if he likes to burst chrysanthemums? If he is interested, I will satisfy Xiao Nan in other ways for the time being, and there is no need to rush to "destroy the evidence"...... )