Zhuo Hongbo also shouted on the side: "Yes, tell me one." ”

The young lady sitting next to Zhu Guangping said, "I'll come first, I'll come first." As he spoke, he began to talk with interest: "The son, who had just been able to speak, was lying on the small bed next to his parents' big bed, and when he saw a hole in the mosquito net, and a mosquito flew in and out, and flew out and flew in, he was very excited, and said to the mosquito, 'Go in, come out, come in, come out, come out.' His father was furious, and he lifted the mosquito net and shouted, 'Stinky boy, do you need to teach me?'"

As soon as the young lady sitting next to Zhu Guangping finished speaking, the young lady sitting next to Zhuo Hongbo couldn't hold it back, and also spoke: "There is a young couple who have a puppy, and they usually have nothing to do, so the young couple trains the dog to answer the phone." One day, the hostess was on a business trip to call home, and it happened to be the puppy who picked it up, and the hostess said, 'Hey! The puppy said, 'Wang.' The hostess knew that there were people in the house, so she asked: 'How many people are in the house?' The puppy said, 'Wang, Wang.' The hostess was anxious and hurriedly asked, 'What are the two men doing?' The puppy panted hard: 'Heh, heh, heh, he......"

When the young lady spoke, she deliberately made the ** sound that men and women ** made, so everyone was amused by her.

After laughing, the young lady sitting next to Zhang Chaoyang also spoke: "Two ladies complained about the congestion of today's buses, which made them miserable, and one said: 'I am really unlucky! In the car, I was squeezed and miscarried. One said, "I am called unlucky!" In the car, I was so crowded that I was pregnant. ’”

After the young lady finished speaking, everyone laughed again.

Next, the remaining two young ladies were not far behind, and they each told a meat joke.

The five young ladies' jokes were appreciated together and pushed the atmosphere to a new **, next, Zhu Guangping also put down the shelf of the party secretary and began to tell jokes, Zhu Guangping was eloquent, and he had to soak on the wine table almost every day, the joke reserve was very rich, and he casually told a colorful joke: "A director danced with a beautiful virgin, and the director was a little excited when dancing **, and the following stood up, and the virgin asked curiously after noticing: What are you underneath?" The Commissioner replied, "Below me is the section chief. The virgin said disdainfully: The official is not big and quite hard. ”

Everyone laughed for a while and then shouted: "Boss Zhu is really good, let me give you another paragraph." ”

Zhu Guangping then said another paragraph: "After the two turtles had sex on the beach, they agreed to reunite in the old place in the coming year, and on this day of the second year, the male turtle came to the beach early, and saw that the female turtle was waiting there, very happy, and was eager to step forward, the female turtle scolded: You don't turn me over after the is cool, I have been exposed for a year." ”

Zhu Guangping's joke made everyone laugh again, and after laughing, Zhu Guangping began to order: "Now it's Lin Hongbo, Hongbo, you can also give everyone a paragraph." ”

As the director of the township party and government office, Zhuo Hongbo is also a frequent guest at the wine table, and the reserve of meat jokes in his stomach is also very rich, so he also casually said a paragraph: "The secretary of the municipal party committee of a city is a man, the mayor is a woman, the two have been joking at the dinner table for a long time, but the secretary of the municipal party committee has been defeated repeatedly, one day, the female mayor and the male secretary went to the banquet together, and the secretary was happy during the banquet, and the secretary was inspired to say - the secretary has generally been the mayor!" The clever response of the female mayor - yes, the secretary is usually the mayor (liter)! ”

After Zhuo Hongbo finished speaking, it was Zhao Yu's turn to say, he had been with the staff of the Family Planning Office for a long time, and it was not uncommon to hear this kind of joke, so it was also easy to come and casually came to a paragraph: "The twins were chatting in their mother's womb, and the boss said, Dad is good, he often sticks his head out to see us, but he doesn't love hygiene, and he spits and leaves; The second child said that it was better to be the uncle next door, and he used a bag to carry the phlegm away after spitting. ”

After Zhao Yu finished speaking, Li Kun and Li Yunyang were not far behind, and told everyone a paragraph.

Finally, when it came to Zhang Chaoyang, in the Municipal Urban Management Bureau, Zhang Chaoyang often went to the countryside to investigate, and when he went to the countryside to investigate, he heard a lot of jokes about farmers, so he casually said one: "The rural literacy conference was held, and the teacher said: 'One day is one day, one day is one day' A young man stood up: 'Teacher, everyone can basically do it day by day, but it is too difficult to do it day by day!" ’”

……

Talking and laughing, the two bottles of liquor were drunk.

After walking out of the hotel, Zhuo Hongbo proposed: "I'm tired for a week, find a place to soak your feet and relax." ”

Zhuo Hongbo's proposal immediately received a positive response from Zhao Yu, who took Zhuo Hongbo's words and said: "I heard that a new Emgrand foot bath has opened next to the Grand View Garden Leisure City, just right, let's go there to have a look." ”

So, Li Kun turned the head of the car and drove towards Changsheng Road.

When the car passed by Fangshan Bus Station, Zhang Chaoyang suddenly had the urge to go back to Yiyang to have a look, so he turned his face and said to Zhu Guangping, who was sitting next to him: "Secretary Zhu, I want to take a leave?" ”

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