At 7 o'clock in the evening, the five people went to a restaurant near the guest house of the county party committee, booked a private room, asked for eight dishes, two cases of beer, and chatted while drinking.

The wine was half drunk, and under Huangshi's suggestion again, everyone took advantage of the ceremony to hold a worship ceremony.

Among the five, Tang Tianhao is the oldest, now Chinese New Year's Eve, deservedly the eldest brother, Zhou Yongan is twenty-nine years old, the second elder, is the second brother, Huangshi is twenty-eight years old, the third elder, Zhang Chaoyang and Li Peisong are both twenty-five years old, but Zhang Chaoyang was born in June, Li Peisong was born in September, three months later than Zhang Chaoyang, so, Zhang Chaoyang ranks fourth, Li Peisong ranks fifth.

Since the swearing ceremony has been performed, everyone is brothers, and there is no longer restraint when drinking, they all let go of drinking, and the content of the chat has begun to be incompatible, and all the yellow jokes and meat jokes have been moved to the wine table.

Huang Shi first brought the topic to the joke, Huang Shi said: "I heard that in addition to drinking and engaging with women, the cadres in the township are also a must to say jokes, so after going down, we will also follow the customs of the villagers, now we will investigate and see who is the best at jokes." ”

Huang Shi's proposal was first approved by Li Peisong, who said: "Okay, everyone has to tell jokes, and the jokes they say can be entertaining and philosophical, otherwise they have to drink, come, I'll say it first." ”

Li Peisong casually said a joke about "A Man Rushing to the Market to Sell Pigs", the joke is like this: It is about a man rushing to sell pigs, it is dark and rainy, 20 pigs are not sold, and he goes to a farmhouse to spend the night. There was only one young woman in the farmer's family, and the young woman said that because it was inconvenient for only one person in the family, the man begged the young woman to let her stay overnight on the condition of giving a pig. The woman agreed to let her stay at home for the night, and when she went to sleep, the man offered to share a bed with the young woman by giving another pig as bait. The young woman agreed. In the middle of the night, the man and the woman discussed that they wanted to sleep on the young woman, but the young woman refused at first. When the man asked him to give him two pigs, the young woman gladly accepted, but on the condition that the man could not move. The man has no reason to stay in the young woman, so when he can't help it, he agrees to move the condition of giving two pigs. The young woman agreed. But the man moved eight times and stopped moving, and the woman asked why he didn't move? The man said the pig was gone. The young woman's affection has been mobilized, and instead of giving the man a pig instead of a pig, she has been offered a condition to let the man sway on her to his heart's content. After daybreak, the man whistled and drove 30 pigs (including 10 from the young woman's family) to the market......

After finishing the paragraph, Li Peisong also summed up an incisive conclusion: in order to discover the potential needs of users, we must guide and cultivate user needs in the early stage, so the investment generated is in line with the law of development.

Li Peisong's joke attracted a burst of praise, and they all said that Li Peisong's joke was good.

After Li Peisong finished speaking, he came to Huangshi to speak, Huangshi talked about the strengthening of "A Man Rushing to the Market to Sell Pigs", saying that another man learned about this and decided to concoct it according to the law, so he rushed to sell pigs, it was dark and rainy, twenty pigs were not sold, and he also went to the young woman's house to spend the night, and the situation encountered was the same as the first man, he concocted the same method, and finally got the same treatment as the first man, unfortunately moved seven times, and his ability was not good and he was defeated, and he had to lower his head and drive the only two pigs left after dawn.

After the paragraph, Huangshi also gave an incisive conclusion: it is necessary to make prudent investments in combination with the scale of the enterprise itself, and beware of the rupture of the capital chain.

What Zhang Chaoyang didn't expect was that after Huang Shi finished speaking, Tang Tianhao gave a follow-up, and Tang Tianhao's follow-up was also very exciting, saying that another man learned about this and decided to concoct and learn a lesson, so he first exchanged a pig for a viagra, and after dawn, the man whistled and drove 38 (including 18 pigs from the young woman's house) to the market. In the end, he also made an incisive conclusion: no matter what you do, if you want to get the help of capital, your own business ability must be multiplied.

After Tang Tianhao finished speaking, Zhou Yongan didn't follow up, changed the topic, and told a joke about the dean calculating the doctor: saying that the doctor was not in harmony with the dean and was transferred to the gynecology department, and he was happy. The next day, dozens of female patients were seen, and they were touched and watched, which lasted for eight hours. At night, my wife pestered to do that kind of thing, and I didn't lift it. Only then did he suddenly realize that he began to scold the dean: it! I was plotted by the leader again! And Zhou Yongan also summed up an incisive conclusion.

After Tang Tianhao and the others finished speaking, Li Peisong pointed the finger at Zhang Chaoyang and asked Zhang Chaoyang to tell everyone a joke to help the fun.

At Li Peisong's repeated requests, Zhang Chaoyang also told a joke he heard in the office - "The Cucumbers Have Straightened", which said: When Amei lived in the countryside of Xiangxi, she planted the same piece of tomato with her neighbors. Mama Mei wondered that the tomatoes next door were all red, while her own was still green. So I asked the neighbor, and the neighbor said that there was no special way, but every night his daughter went to the tomato field to strip naked, and the tomatoes turned red as soon as they were shy. Amei's mother asked Amei to do the same, and the next day the neighbor asked the result, Mei's mother said embarrassedly: The tomatoes are not red, but the cucumbers have become straight.

Zhang Chaoyang's jokes made several people laugh, and they all said that Zhang Chaoyang's jokes were wonderful and the most level, which can be called a model in jokes.

After laughing, the five continued to drink.

In this way, several people drank and chatted, and the quarrel did not end until ten o'clock.

After walking out of the hotel, the five of them were slightly drunk, and staggered to Changsheng Road near Fangshan Bus Station.

Changsheng Road is a pedestrian street, and although it is almost late at night, many buildings on both sides of the street are still brightly lit and neon-lit.

This is a famous street in the city, some people call it ** street, some people call it a yellow street, and some people call it prostitution street. The reason why it is so called is because the streets are lined with entertainment venues, such as shampoo rooms, foot soaking houses, discotheques, singing rooms, billiard rooms, bowling alleys, video game halls, and everything.

Of course, the main attraction here is the bathing centers and several large hotels. In every bathing center and restaurant, there are dozens, if not hundreds, of young and beautiful "young ladies" who can get any kind of service they want when they come here, as long as they have the money.

The most attractive thing is that no matter what kind of "service" and what kind of "entertainment" activities are carried out here, there is no need to worry about safety issues, and the public security organs rarely come here to inspect, and even if problems are occasionally found during the inspection, they turn a blind eye, and since its establishment, no place has been severely punished.

In particular, the Grand View Garden Leisure City at the intersection of Changsheng Road and Jucai Road, which imitates the Grand View Garden of "Dream of Red Mansions", gives each floor or room a similar name, what "Yihong Courtyard", "Xiaoxiang Pavilion", "Daoxiang Village"......

The people who live in it are all "young ladies" from all provinces and cities across the country, according to their hometowns and personalities, they live in various rooms on each floor and receive guests of various tastes, and the names of young ladies are also unique, and they are all the names of people in the dream of Red Mansions, what are they called Jia Baoyu, Lin Daiyu, Xue Baochai, Raider, etc......

In addition, there are also bathing centers, catering centers, massage centers, entertainment centers, etc., all services are available.

Every day before it gets dark, there are a lot of pimps who come here to pull business, these pimps are not afraid of people at all, and even talk to the point of unscrupulousness, when they see someone coming, they ask: "Sir, do you want a young lady?" We have a lot of young ladies there, and all of them are as beautiful as fairies, the price is also high, fifty guns, two hundred overnight, you can also get a discount if you do a membership card, in addition, we also have unbudding chicks, a price of one thousand eight, they are all in place to serve, you are satisfied. ”

As soon as Zhang Chaoyang and the other five arrived at the intersection of Changsheng Road, two women dressed in fancy clothes came forward and took the initiative to talk to them: "Do you want to set off (bubble) cannons?" ”

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