Chapter 388: Experienced Sister Gao
"You want to kill two birds with one stone. Cut! Gao Yuanyuan finally saw that this kid was not greedy enough to swallow elephants, and he actually wanted to hold two beauties at the same time. It's so shameless that this kid immediately giggled angrily, "Your sister also wants to be a Wu Zetian." It's a pity that in today's society, I'm afraid you have the ability to do it, but you don't have that life. You'd better give up. We girls are no longer your men's playthings. ”
"Uh...... It's not a question of whether it's a plaything or not, I'm sincere......" Yang Tao felt for the first time that there were more people he liked, and it was also a pain. I have to choose one between Wang Jing and Zheng Xiaolu...... Yang Tao really didn't know how to choose. No, the last two people left themselves one after another...... Thinking of this, Yang Tao was even more afraid. Helplessly, he begged Gao Yuanyuan, "Sister Gao, you must be more experienced than me, can you help me think about what I should do...... I don't want to lose both of them......"
 Piggy Island Novel;"Ah...... I experience ...... "Gao Yuanyuan almost fainted, how can I have any experience." If he had experience, he wouldn't have called Yang Tao a kid who succeeded last night...... Thinking of this, Gao Yuanyuan was speechless for a while, but he thought that he was so old, if he told his students that he had never talked about it, he would definitely look down on him......
Immediately, Gao Yuanyuan pretended to be experienced and giggled, then thought about it, and gave Yang Tao a bad idea, "You! Don't think about anything. Or confess leniently. Maybe the two girls love you and can't bear you, you tell the truth, but both of them will be willing to follow you! ”
"Uh...... Such...... Not quite right? When Yang Tao heard Sister Gao's opinion, she thought that she had done something wrong, and she deliberately came to make trouble for herself. And anyone with a little common sense will know what this idea is. Is it simply to send yourself to death!
The end result is obvious, both girls will definitely abandon their ......
Yang Tao only thought that he had done something wrong Gao Yuanyuan held a grudge and deliberately made trouble for himself, but he didn't have any good ideas now, so he said helplessly, "If I do this, the two of them don't hate me to death!" ”
"No, it won't." Although Gao Yuanyuan has not talked about it, she still has some understanding of the girl's mind, because she is a girl herself, so she still understands a little bit of the girl's inner thoughts, so she explained to Yang Tao seriously and patiently, "You should know that Jin Cheng is open, and Jin Shi is open." If you are cheating, it is the most important thing for the girl to feel that you are a hypocrite, so it is better to show your inner thoughts and let the two of them choose for themselves...... Either both are left, and the beauty kills you. Either one is gone, and then you will have one beautiful woman left, isn't it also good? Or both are gone...... Belch...... In that case......"
"Hey......" Originally, Yang Tao thought that Gao Yuanyuan was deliberately giving himself a bad idea, but after her analysis, Yang Tao also felt a little interesting. Yes, instead of sighing here, it is better to leave the choice to two people and see how they choose...... Thinking of this, Yang Tao was no longer entangled, but relieved, and felt extremely admired for Gao Yuanyuan's "high opinion", and couldn't help but regard Gao Yuanyuan as a big sister-like consulting object, and asked anxiously, "Sister Gao, if that's the case, then what do you think I should do next?" ”
"Next ......" Gao Yuanyuan was also stunned, he just casually came up with a bad idea, Yang Tao actually took it seriously, fortunately, Gao Yuanyuan was not in front of Yang Tao at this time, but across the Internet, if it was in front of Yang Tao, even if Yang Tao casually glanced at Gao Yuanyuan's big rolling eyes, he could see through her nonsense at a glance...... Gao Yuanyuan was unconsciously regarded by Yang Tao as an "experienced" big sister, and she couldn't help but feel like she had a responsibility, and she didn't hesitate to stand in Yang Tao's position and think about it, then stroked her hair to the back of her head, patted her beautiful legs and shouted, "I thought of Yang Tao." Such. Isn't it Zheng Xiaolu's birthday tomorrow, you give her a perfect and happy life first, and then impress her first! Hehe, in this way, in my experience, even if your quiet girl is far away from you, Xiaolu will definitely be reluctant to give you, after all, you just gave her a happy birthday! ”
"Sex Bless's birthday?" Gao Yuanyuan's suggestion immediately reminded Yang Tao, and at the same time, the words of the old man of the Lion King also penetrated into his ears in a timely manner: If you want to cook raw rice, Zheng Xiaolu is her own......
Right now, Jing Niu seems to be cooked...... In other words, as long as Zheng Xiaolu is soaked again, it is cooked...... Wouldn't you be able to kill two birds with one stone......
Yang Tao almost admired Gao Yuanyuan, and hurriedly said to Sister Gao happily, "Sister Gao, thank you so much!" I know how to do it! You're amazing! I get it! ”
"Gah? You. You get the idea? Gao Yuanyuan was stunned, she didn't understand what to do next, she didn't expect her student to understand, although she was sweating a little, but Gao Yuanyuan was still happy for him, just understand, save yourself from scrapping brain cells and making bad ideas......
Originally, Gao Yuanyuan no longer had a mobile phone, and the biggest purpose of adding Yang Tao's buckle this time was originally to Yang Tao what he said yesterday, he said that he would give himself an Apple mobile phone...... However, now that Yang Tao is in a difficult and painful choice, Gao Yuanyuan is embarrassed to make a choice. Thinking that he was afraid that he was going to use money for the two girls now, Gao Yuanyuan didn't want to be cheeky enough to ask him to buy it for himself...... It's a big deal to save for a few more months......
"That's right, Sister Gao...... What do you think I should give to Xiaolu to make her happiest? Yang Tao didn't realize Sister Gao's purpose for adding herself this time, so he continued to take the opportunity to ask.
"Ah...... I don't know much about that...... Do you have to ask her. I don't know ......"
"Oh......" Yang Tao has never asked her, but obviously, if he asks now, I am afraid it will inevitably arouse Xiaolu's suspicion, after all, it will be her birthday soon, and he wants to surprise her, thinking of this, Yang Tao suddenly thought that Sister Gao is also a woman, don't you know if you ask her, and immediately asked happily, "Sister Gao, imagine it, if you are my girlfriend now, I am your boyfriend, what do you want most?" ”
"Ah...... I'm your girlfriend...... Are you my boyfriend? ......" Gao Yuanyuan saw this sentence, and suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart. If he were his girlfriend, he wouldn't be happy, would he? After all, this kid is so attentive, and he still has three wives and four concubines, hum!
Although Gao Yuanyuan despised Yang Tao, as his teacher and friend, Gao Yuanyuan thought about it seriously, and then thought that he had always wanted a pet, such as a kitten, a puppy or something, so he told Yang Tao the Garfield he had always wanted, "If it were me, I would like only Garfield the most." Girls, they all like small pets. Maybe Xiaolu likes it too! ”
"Small pets? Garfield? That's good! Yang Tao saw the message sent by Gao Yuanyuan, and immediately became happy, girls are obedient animals, kittens are so cute, Zheng Xiaolu also likes kittens!
Thinking of this, Yang Tao couldn't help but be happy for a long time, and said with a smile, "That's right, Sister Gao, I understand!" I'll give Lue Garfield! I'll be sure to surprise her! ”
"Hmmm! I wish you success? Gao Yuanyuan also smiled lightly, but felt a trace of loss.
It's just sad to think about when someone gave me a cute Garfield......
In this way, because Gao Yuanyuan was sad, the two of them didn't have much to say. Without the passion to speak, both men felt as if the conversation was coming to an end.
"Sister Gao...... Are you okay? Yang Tao also felt that the two of them suddenly became cold, and Gao Yuanyuan added his own purpose, he didn't even figure it out...... Because it stands to reason that she did that kind of thing last night, and Sister Gao can still come to add herself, Yang Tao already feels very surprised.
Moreover, Sister Gao was so "kind" to give advice to herself, and Yang Tao was even more grateful.
"Oh. I'm fine. Gao Yuanyuan came back to his senses and hurriedly smiled shyly, "You're busy." We'll talk when we have time. ”
"Hmm. Good. Yang Tao also ended the call in a timely manner.
ended the call between the two, Yang Tao looked at Gao Yuanyuan's buckle nickname.
"Half-stupid, half-stupid, half-crazy." Sister Gao's nickname is actually so emotional.
In fact, when Gao Yuanyuan applied for a buckle. Like Jin Mingyue, both of them were curious about new things, so they also followed the trend and each applied for one to play. From beginning to end, Gao Yuanyuan's buckle nickname has always been this "half-idiot, half-stupid, half-crazy". Later, because Jin Mingyue is an elite in business, and Gao Yuanyuan has been pursuing academic progress, coupled with the constant harassment of lewd men, the two of them don't play much, and they have been shelved there.
Yang Tao clicked on the high round space and saw that it was empty, and it was obviously not the kind of person who experienced emotional frustration and completely deleted it indiscriminately, but only one or two mood states every year, like routine homework.
Even, there are only one or two beautiful scenery in the photo, not even a tall and round photo. After reading it for a long time, Yang Tao was so bored that he simply stopped reading it.
Tomorrow is Zheng Xiaolu's birthday, Yang Tao felt an inexplicable nervousness, especially when he thought of what he was going to do tomorrow, he felt a little uneasy.
"Brother Yang!" At this time, Liu Mang turned over, finally woke up from the bed, and kicked open Li Ruoyu's delicate body that hugged him with his feet, only to see that Li Ruoyu was only wearing a small underwear hot, the weather was already hot, and the two of them hugged each other again, so it was strange if they didn't die of heat.
Li Ruoyu was drenched in sweat, turned over, and looked at the T-shirt again, because the sweat soaked the clothes, and the two round wet stickers on the chest without a bra were in full view of the T-shirt. Seeing that Yang Tao almost reacted