Chapter 170: I want to soak the old lady
"Yes, sir, please go this way." The shopping guide bent his waist slightly and made an invitation gesture.
After swiping the card, Ye Chen's heart seemed to have been stripped of a large piece of meat, and he gasped in pain, and the small treasury, which was already pitiful, shrank seriously this time.
"What's wrong, do you have a toothache?" Xu Qi walked over, glanced at Ye Chen strangely, and then walked towards the fitting room.
"No, no." Ye Chen smiled awkwardly. Nima, the little master doesn't hurt his teeth, but his heart hurts.
He asked, "Hey, what are you going to do here?" ”
"Change your clothes."
Ye Chen hurriedly stopped her: "Don't change, it's good like this." ”
"Really?" Xu Qi glared at him: "Just now, someone didn't say that the old lady is not feminine, and she wore this thing in vain!" ”
"Hey, hey!" Ye Chen smiled dryly, looking at Xu Qi's unrelenting gaze, he touched his nose: "The master said the wrong thing, okay?" Actually, that, you still look good in this dress, if. He paused: "If you don't speak, you won't reveal your true nature as a woman!" ”
With that, Ye Chen immediately pulled out his legs and walked outside the boutique women's clothing store.
"Bastard, you stand for the old lady" Xu Qi carried the bag of old clothes and chased after Ye Chen: "The old lady fought with you today!" ”
The female shopping guide looked at the backs of the two of them in the distance, smiled and shook her head.
Young people nowadays, I really don't understand. One moment it's as sticky as sugar, and the next it's like eating dynamite
In order to satisfy the perfect point in his eyes, Ye Chen took Xu Qi to buy a pair of ten-centimeter fiery red high roots and a small rose-colored bag, so a hot and sexy urban beauty came out.
Pinching the bank card with less than 2,000 Huaxia coins in his pocket, Ye Chen exclaimed bitterly in his heart, the young master is really bankrupt.
However, having said that, looking at the beauty she had created single-handedly, Ye Chen felt inexplicably happy in her heart, what she bought and what she worn, if she bought two erotic clothes for her in the future, would she also wear them all? His mind was cranky, painful and happy.
The two walked out of Tianci Commercial Plaza and immediately became the focus of countless passers-by.
Especially Xu Qi, the return rate has reached almost 500 percent, and there are even a few obscene brothers, who bumped into the trees on the side of the street.
"Bastard, is the old lady an orangutan?" Xu Qi had a dark face and said hatefully: "These idiots, the old lady really wants to pounce and gouge out their eyeballs." ”
Ye Chen twitched the corners of his mouth: "Are you showing off your charm?" ”
The vehicle slowly exited the parking space, exited the toll gate, and then drove forward with the traffic.
Of course, Ye Chen still became a driver very gentlemanly.
Xu Qi looked out the window, and suddenly, she turned her head with a look of sudden realization on her face: "The old lady finally understands, why those women like to dress up desperately, it turns out that you are used to these men." ”
Ye Chen smiled and said: "If you buy a dress, you can learn some women's feelings, not bad, there is progress." ”
"Bastard!" Xu Qi glared at him: "Could it be that in your eyes, the old lady doesn't look like a woman at all?" ”
"Who dares to say such nonsense, the master will tear his mouth apart, in other words, you still have a place like a woman." Ye Chen said with a smile.
"Where?" A flash of joy flashed in Xu Qi's eyes.
"Body!" Ye Chen shrugged his shoulders.
"Ahh Bastard, my mother fought with you! ”
"Don't! Ah, the master is driving, Nima bites lightly"
Two minutes later, Xu Qi bared his victorious teeth and sat back in the auxiliary position.
Ye Chen smiled bitterly and rubbed his bitten shoulder: "Xu Qi, you female madman, you belong to a dog?" Bite at every turn! ”
Xu Qi was not annoyed at all, she smiled proudly: "Don't you know that the old lady has the title of a crazy woman?" If you dare to provoke the old lady again, the old lady will bite you to death! ”
Ye Chen touched his nose, didn't answer, hung up, and the car parked on the side of the road slowly got on the road again.
"By the way, you just said that you finally understood, what do you understand, let's hear it." Ye Chen suddenly asked.
"The old lady finally understands why those women like to dress up because they can enjoy preferential treatment in front of you ** silk."
She paused: "Look, old lady, dress up casually today, you ** silk took the initiative to drive for me, and took me to buy clothes, shoes and bags, to speak." She suddenly blushed slightly: "This is the first time I have enjoyed this kind of treatment." ”
Ye Chen had been looking at the road for now, and he didn't notice the slight redness on Xu Qi's face.
When he heard Xu Qi describe himself as ** silk, his face turned black, his teeth gritted, and he wanted to die on the steering wheel.
"Hey, Ye Chen!" Xu Qi suddenly asked softly, "Do you want to be an old lady?" ”
"What? I want to soak you? Ye Chen exclaimed exaggeratedly: "Master, I'd rather soak a stone than soak you, a person who doesn't look like a woman in any place except for his appearance!" ”
"Bastard!" Xu Qi was suddenly furious, and pounced again: "The old lady killed you, and you dare to say that the old lady is not as good as a stone!" ”
"Hey! It hurts, don't fight, Nima, stay sane, you're a policeman, you're a crime, malicious people hurt"
"Go to TMD reason, the old lady is maliciously hurting people, what's the matter, the old lady is beating you!"
Three minutes later.
The two sat down breathlessly, and the car was on the road again.
"Crazy woman, master, I just found out today that you are so barbaric and violent, you like to move your hands and feet at every turn, and you bite people." Ye Chen touched his nose and smiled bitterly.
"Didn't you say that the old lady is not like a woman? That old lady is not like a woman to show you! Xu Qi gasped slightly, raised his fist, and was full of threats: "Next time, you dare to talk nonsense!" ”
Ye Chen smiled in his heart, next time, next time.
In the process of fighting just now, he rubbed a lot of oil on Xu Qi's hot body with both hands, and in general, he was still the one who took advantage.
The car drove forward for more than ten minutes, and when he revealed a newly opened ancient martial arts hall, Ye Chen's eyes suddenly lit up, and he hurriedly parked the car in the parking space next to the ancient martial arts hall.
"Hey, what's going on?" Xu Qi asked curiously.
Ye Chen smiled: "Let's go, let's go earn some money!" ”
This is a newly opened ancient martial arts hall, and there is a large plaque with an antique color hanging on the door, the font name: Zhangjia Martial Arts Museum.
In order to increase the publicity effect, this ancient martial arts gym has also adopted a series of marketing methods that combine ancient and modern, or hype methods or gimmicks.
In front of the ancient martial arts hall, a huge ring was placed.
There are a pair of war drums on both sides of the ring, and some high and low wooden stakes are erected in the middle, and five dragons and lions dressed as people next to the wooden stakes are quietly prostrate, waiting for the finishing touch.
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