Chapter 83: New Skills
"Hiss......"
"Awake?" Zi Su saw Xia Shenke on the bed move, and immediately put down the teacup and stood in front of Xia Shenke with a stick in his hand.
After Xia Shenke was knocked out by her yesterday, she didn't have the strength to move Xia Shenke again, she only felt that her whole body was soft, and she didn't have the strength to move her hands and feet again.
So last night Xia Shenke slept on Zisu's bed, and Shisu slept on the low collapse by the window.
First, he dreamed that Xia Shenke had turned into a giant cat, with paws bigger than Shiso's head, and kept chasing Shisu. Zi Su screamed and ran violently, but he was still caught up, Xia Shenke took the tongue and licked it, there were barbs on the tongue, and it hurt to pull his face.
Then suddenly the lens changed, the big cat was gone, and in front of Shiso was the bright Xia Shenke, his face was flushed, and there was not even a piece of cloth on his body. I saw Xia Shenke lying at Zisu's feet, holding Shisu's feet and pressing them on his hands with a shy face, and said very cheaply, "Your Excellency, come and trample on me......"
Such an action is even more terrifying than the first dream, where does Zisu dare to trample on Xia Shenke, and immediately pulled back to reality from the dream.
When I woke up, the sky outside was still dark and empty, and there was no light, but Zi Su didn't feel sleepy at all, just holding a cup of tea and sitting at the table, waiting for Xia Shenke to wake up.
Who thought that guy was really good at sleeping, Zi Su watched the sun come out and watched the sun slowly move to the middle, and finally waited for Xia Shenke to wake up.
I was also worried about whether it was too heavy last night, although it didn't kill Xia Shenke, but in case of a concussion or something, the consequences were really unpredictable.
Now that Xia Shenke has woken up, Zi Su is relieved, and hurriedly came up to check if Xia Shenke is stupid.
"Xia Shenke, Xia Shenke, do you still know that your name is Xia Shenke? Know who I am? Any idea how many it is? Zi Su raised a finger in front of Xia Shenke's eyes and gestured, and asked a series of questions, afraid that Xia Shenke would ask himself when he got up, who am I? Who are you? Why am I here......
"Ye Zisu, did you hit me on the head with something yesterday? You're really getting bolder! Xia Shenke was not as idiotic as Zi Su thought, he waved away Zi Su's unsightly hand in front of him, stood up on his two hind legs, and asked with his paw pointing at Zi Su's nose.
And Zi Su looked at the fluffy paws in front of him, and his head stepped back a little to look at Xia Shenke's two hind legs, and he only felt surprised. "Wow, Xia Shenke, when did you learn this new skill, you can stand on two feet, can you still walk a few steps? You're really the first cat in history to be able to stand upright on two feet! ”
Zisu praised Xia Shenke embarrassed, very embarrassed, what's wrong with the cat walking on two legs, haven't you seen it? What's new about seeing him like a monster?
Well, I really haven't seen it, and now he's really a monster like this.
Xia Shenke lost his arrogance, withdrew his claws, and lay on the bed, like a popped balloon, drooping his head, and had no interest in the perilla standing in front of him.
"Hey, Xia Shenke knocked you unconscious last night, and I didn't mean to. Who called you ...... "Move your hands and feet, if she doesn't defend herself, she will really fall into the wolf's mouth, but what she wants to say later, seeing Xia Shenke like this, Zi Su Ye didn't say it.
"Yes, yes, I was wrong last night, I ...... I didn't mean to! "Actually, he didn't do it on purpose, he was pretending to be crazy and stupid, if he wanted to control it, he could really control it.
It's just that it was pitch black last night, and as soon as Shisu got close to him, Xia Shenke could smell the sweet smell of Shisu, so he lost his mind for a while. Especially he himself also wants to do something with Zisu by his body's instinct, he has actually made it very clear to Zisu last time, if he returns to the capital, he will definitely not disappoint Zisu, isn't it good to let Zisu live a stable life in the palace? But Shiso just didn't want to, and I don't know why......
He wanted to open his mouth and ask Shisu why he didn't agree, but the words came to his mouth and swallowed back, according to Shisu's character, the answer must not be what he wanted to hear.
Zi Su is not a stupid person, when he saw Xia Shenke's magic flashing, he knew that Xia Shenke was lying, this guy! I knew that this guy was pretending to be crazy and stupid last night, thinking about taking advantage of himself.
"Okay, even if you didn't mean it last night, how are you going to get through tonight? I have a solution, I'll give you another one at night, and you can sleep until dawn! The stick in Zisu's hand was not put down, and kept waving it, as if he was about to give Xia Shenke a try.
"You dare! Ye Shisu, I found out, if I don't hold the prince's shelf in front of you, you won't treat me as a prince, right? Xia Shenke dared to do it on his stomach, because he found that lying on his stomach was too weak, and Zi Su's voice was a little higher than him.
"If you are holding the shelf of the prince, then you don't want to stay here, I told you last time that the temple here can't accommodate your big Buddha. Isn't your nephew in Lushui Town, still a shop, why don't you take refuge in him and let him send you back to the capital as soon as possible. Why do you huddle in my little place, waiting for your shadowless subordinates, and I don't know when they will find you, do you still want to retire with me? Zi Su relied on the stick in his hand, and he didn't save face for Xia Shenke at all, of course, if these words could really force Xia Shenke away, it would be good.
The five hundred taels of silver perilla leaves without a shadow are gone, that is, no matter how thick Xia Shenke's thighs are, the perilla leaves are reluctant to hug them, she has figured it out this night, and it is better to be generous than to be afraid. You can eat as much food as you have the guts, why bother to look at the things in other people's bowls in vain, you can't draw it, you can't draw it......
But I also know that it is easy to send God to invite God, and Xia Shenke's big Buddha is really not something that can be sent away if you want to...... Look at what he said below, he can really off Shisu.
"Hehe, the master's Jiaojiao wants to go, but the master doesn't leave, the master is used to brocade clothes and jade food for half his life, so he loves to follow the master's Jiaojiao to eat bran vegetables. The days are bitter, we have love in our hearts, and we can also live a sweeter life than honey. Xia Shenke's flattering words were all when he was stealing things from the house a few days ago, and he heard the man in the house say to the pregnant woman, and he didn't just go to steal food, but also learned these words that were oily and smooth.
"Phew...... Shameless Xia Shenke, who are you Jiaojiao, you can go by yourself, my aunt and grandmother will not serve...... "Zi Su threw the stick in his hand at Xia Shenke, and the person went out.
Only the stick that was still spinning on the side, and the "injured" Xia Shenke, the same words were used on different people, how could the effect be so bad, the pregnant woman was full of red glow after hearing it, and fell straight into the man's arms, coquettish and docile like a kitten. Only this perilla is different from others, like a tigress, yes, it's the tigress!