Here's the thing, my neighbor's child, got that set of Chinese exercise papers, and saw that one of the reading comprehension was an article written by Xiao Han before!

So I showed me the test papers, and then I did them all over again, and then the neighbor's children came to me again, and I was sad to find that I was only one question right!

What makes me wonder even more is that one of the sentences asks, what was the author's idea when writing this article? And then I was wrong, I didn't even know what I was thinking!

Back to the topic, I mentioned this matter, mainly to say one, that is, don't take yourself too seriously, such as the article, let's write an article, people sell it for money, people like to say whatever they want, this is called reader feedback, so the question is? What was I thinking when I wrote that article?

What do you mean by this? As long as you buy a ticket to watch the movie, you can point fingers! Hey, no, it seems that our current members of the Film Critics Association don't need to buy tickets to watch movies?

Well, that's not really important! It's crooked again, I'm sorry, I'll be back soon!

Hey, I said how many times I've watched it? Well, it doesn't matter, let me recall.

The first time I watched it, well, I watched the film with a critical eye.

As a result, after I watched this film, I had the same idea as Expert Chen, what kind of movie is this, I have watched it all, but I didn't think about it at all, and you officials can't help but ask. Han Lie, aren't you contradicting yourself? said earlier that the film that Expert Chen said does not have anything worthy of the audience's thinking, you dare not agree. But now I say this, don't worry, and listen to Xiao Han and I.

After reading it for the first time, my stomach was full of laughter, and I really didn't have the strength to think about what was worth thinking about.

But there's one thing that I find very strange, because I actually remember something.

For example, Zhu Zhishan is very cheap! For example, Tang Bohu has eight beautiful flowers, such as the flower-like smile is very ecstatic. For example, Sister Pomegranate, who is peerless and admired by tens of thousands of people, such as the chick pecking at the rice map. For example, Mr. Xixi, who was killed by King Ning in seconds, I am a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, the old cow is on the waist, and the dragon head is on the chest. People block and kill. Buddha kills Buddha.

For example, those vulgar lines, I actually remembered.

"With your wisdom, did I bluff you?"

"Come on, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, ...... hard"

"Wangcai, you can't die, Wangcai, you have followed me for so many years. Be affectionate and righteous to me, and treat me with all sincerity. But now I haven't even let you eat a full meal, I'm sorry for you, Wangcai!

Jack bauer! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you, Xiaoqiang? Jack bauer. You can't die! I have been with you for so many years, and I have been teaching you to raise you as if you were my own flesh and blood. ”

"Whoever you are inferior, we just treat you as a dog."

"It's my peerless, amazing Sister Pomegranate."

"Don't hide it, little brother, I am known as Yushu Linfeng Sheng Pan An, a little prostitute of plum flowers pressing begonias. Worm Zhou Botong! ”

……

So, after watching it for the first time, I really didn't see anything about this film that made people think, I just wanted to laugh!

However, what Expert Chen said is indeed true, this film really can't make me feel any artistic breath, well, when I watched it for the first time, this film really has nothing to praise except for the stomach pain and stomach twitch that made me laugh! Fail!

In order to solve the mystery, I went to see it a second time.

This time, in order to prevent myself from laughing again, I deliberately drank an extra bottle of bull before entering the scene, and as a result, I was as witty as I was, and I really laughed to the end, and I didn't have a stomach ache, and I also found that this film actually Tang Feng carried a lot of private goods, but how could he hide it from the witty me?

Listen to me!

By the way, everyone's understanding of this is different, just like my article, even I can't be sure that my understanding is right, so if there is anything wrong or missing, don't hit me!

Well, right down to business!

First of all, in the first scene of the opening, Tang Bohu brushes chicken wings, and under Xiao Han's fiery eyes, everything hidden in the depths can be seen at a glance.

Everyone knows that the pen was invented, mainly for writing, so when I saw the first scene, even if I was witty, I once thought that Tang Bohu was writing or painting, but as a result, otherwise!

Don't underestimate this scene, there are deep private goods buried here, my personal understanding is that Tang Feng seems to want to give everyone an abrupt surprise here, brushing the chicken wings with a brush, in fact, the meaning hidden in the depths is that the pen was originally used for writing, but different people use it with different effects, for example, Tang Bohu can also use it to brush chicken wings, and some people use it to make-stirring sticks, don't get me wrong, don't sit down, of course I'm not Expert Chen!

Let's move on!

Tang Bohu showed off his amazing painting skills, attracting everyone's attention, but ignoring the most quintessential thing in this paragraph, which is the most commonly used gaze shift. Law!

is as witty as me, but I captured the most critical and inconspicuous line, that is, Zhu Zhishan's sentence "It's okay, hey, it's still with a hook!" ”

When everyone was laughing, I found a wisp of helplessness and bitterness hidden in the depths of Zhu Zhishan!

The magistrates are going to ask again, why is this?

In fact, the reason is very simple, here, my personal understanding is that Tang Feng seems to want to express: Look at it, those women have taken it off, people can say it confidently, this is dedication to art, don't you see which of those "art films" is not taken off by women? Someone is going to say it again, there are also men who become famous as soon as they take off, yes, there are indeed male actors who become famous when they take off, but think about it carefully, in the film, men become famous, which one is not a base?

I think Tang Feng here wants to express the bitterness of a man's life, so he asked Zhu Zhishan to get rid of it at the cost of the world's most vicious poisonous oath in exchange for a picture worth more than 300,000 "The eagle spreads its wings and swallows the world!" ”

This point, in the follow-up plot, Zhu Zhishan's reverse push by Sister Pomegranate is corroboration, which just verifies Zhu Zhishan's poisonous oath, so there is another one here to tell us that some oaths cannot be issued indiscriminately! There is a price to pay!

Don't worry, let's move on!

Next are the eight wives of Tang Bohu's family! Maybe many officials will think that this place is very fake, and think that such a scene is really impossible!

You can't blame everyone for this, it's true, there's something hidden too deep here. (To be continued.) )

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