"Lao Tzu can fade out of his mouth!"

Qi Ping had just walked out of the study when he was laughed at by a sharp voice; I was busy all morning sorting out all kinds of information, busy reading some plans and reports, but I didn't expect to hear Liang Shanbo talking about cross talk.

"Little Er, come three catties of beef! Good wine, big bowl! ”

This is Zhu Yingtai's voice, for the voices of these two little guys, Qi Ping can hear it with his eyes closed. I didn't say it, although these two little guys are all kinds of unreliable, but they are really funny, although this is not necessarily their original intention, but these two guys are really funny.

When he arrived in the living room, Qi Ping was amused; No wonder Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai are in high spirits, although they are talking nonsense, but they can be regarded as a little bit of a way. They're eating right now, and that's to the point.

It's just that these two guys may not really understand what they mean, but they just think that they should say these things at this moment, which is in line with the atmosphere. Fade out birds, aren't they birds; Expect them to drink, you think you're a black charcoal who likes to drink!

The colorful Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai stood on the carpet, these two guys were actually more than eighty centimeters long, and they even had some advantages compared to the children. And they, in fact, still like to mess around, they are simply children who have not grown up; Around them, Romeo and Juliet are the real children.

"These two parrots of yours are getting older and more back, and when they were younger, they were shrewd and quiet, and they flew on the roofs all day long and didn't talk much. Even if you are talking, you are greeting people or something. But look at the present. If you don't have four or six, you will open your mouth and come. That is, I saw that Kate and I were talking here, and I thought about it, otherwise I would have opened my mouth to scold! ”

Yu Lan actually has some complaints about Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, they are indeed very cute, but they are sometimes open-mouthed, and it is really easy to teach the children badly. But there is no way, even if they are disobedient and ignorant, this is also a small member of the family.

"I used to think that they were growing in reverse, and when they grew up, they lived more and more. But come to think of it, that's not the case. They are actually very smart, but they were a little younger in the first few years and their learning ability was limited. Now that I'm older, my learning ability is naturally getting stronger and stronger, so learning to speak and the like is just open your mouth. ”

Qi Ping didn't think there was anything bad about these two little bastards, if you want to teach bad children or something, they may indeed have some bad influences. But it can't be concluded that Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai are not good children, the children don't necessarily get along with them for a long time or learn to swear or something.

The children were happily feeding Liangshanbo to eat fruits, and small walnuts and almonds were placed in front of them; The three chubby cute dolls are happily feeding their little friends, and Liang Shanbo can eat their own food. But it's still fun to have someone else to feed.

"Wine bag rice bag!" Liang Shanbo scolded, but as soon as he finished shouting, he seemed to realize that it was not good; took a quick look at Yu Lan, who was the most proficient at looking at her face. He turned his head and continued to eat almonds, and stopped talking.

"If you don't read the Water Margin, you don't read the Three Kingdoms! Our family Liangshanbo really can't watch the Water Margin anymore, I'll tell him when your old man comes back. It's okay, don't take them to watch costume dramas, you have to find someone to accompany you if you want to watch TV. What do you have to talk to about them, this mouth is some nonsense. He sighed and felt that Liang Shanbo was hopeless.

Qi Ping smiled awkwardly, there was really no way to say about this matter; Liang Shanbo and they learned a lot of unpleasant words, some of them came from Qi Ping and other adults, but in fact, more of them were self-taught.

There's a lot of swear on TV, and these guys like R-rated movies have watched a lot; R rating, isn't it just some movie classification, you have to watch it with your parents when you are 17 years old. The content contains some adult content, which contains sex, violence, drugs, nudity, weirdness and other scenes and a lot of profanity. In fact, this is definitely not yellow, mainly vulgar swear words and the like.

"Why do our children think about feeding Liang Shanbo them, didn't they always put the fruit in the food bowl and run away. Now how attentive they are one by one, they still hold on to Liang Shanbo and don't let it go. ”

For his own children, Qi Ping knows a lot; I really don't have to say anything about the relationship with my friends, but when it comes to this hands-on feeding of food, children really rarely do this, and basically they don't need to taste when eating.

Now the four parrots were all called by the children, and Xiaoyao and Youyou took care of one parrot by themselves, because Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai were too naughty. Romeo and Juliet, who grew up with Lele, are very obedient, they are next to Lele, although little Lele is lazily leaning on Pooh's belly, but they do not leave.

"Now I'm setting up relationships, I didn't see how attentive they were when I was okay before, but now I think about taking Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai to kindergarten, so I start to be courteous. It seems that Liang Shanbo didn't agree just now, but this time these two naughty ghosts are energetic, rummaging through the boxes and cabinets for me to find something delicious, which is grabbing Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai to feed snacks. One by one, they all thought that they were snacks like them, and they would buy a little snack! ”

Yu Lan said funny, although the children made a lot of movement here, but in her eyes it looked so cute. This little thing will only be a lovely part of children's growth.

"Maybe they're going to be bought, and if King Kong and Pooh bring back some fruit or something, our snack will follow right away. Liangshanbo and they are not much better, and the children were not allowed to approach them just now, but now they are very happy to eat together. They are wary of outsiders, but they are reassuring of their families. ”

Kate laughed too, she did think the scene was funny and loving; As for the struggles and contradictions between children and snack sellers, they are staged every day. The children are angry, and Liang Shanbo is angry, and it's normal. It's just that after getting angry, it quickly returns to friendly mode, because we still have to play games together.

"Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai can't go to school, they don't have a door on their mouths, maybe they just say something bad. It's better for Romy Oh and Juliet, although they sometimes use a bit of swear and stuff, but they don't. "Qi Ping doesn't have to think about it at all, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai are not suitable for going to kindergarten, once they don't close the door on their mouths, they will say something earth-shattering.

"We talked to the kids, but they still like Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai. Romeo and Juliet are polite, but they don't say much now. Liang Shanbo and Juliet are very smart and learn a lot. Although sometimes the words are not necessarily right, but they basically fit the occasion, they also understand both Chinese and English, and I don't want Romeo or Juliet to be stupid for a long time to switch language modes.

Kate was a little helpless, of course she knew that Romeo and Juliet were better suited to go to kindergarten, but the children recognized Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, who could talk more. Sometimes once the children recognize something, it is really difficult to communicate, although they are trying to explain it to the children well, but the children don't seem to listen at all.

Qi Ping was also dumbfounded, he naturally knew his children very well, and Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, the two little guys, could be said to be Qi Ping's hardcore henchmen, and their strength Qi Ping naturally knew very well. If you want to speak, these two little guys are definitely parrots, they are very slippery when they should and shouldn't be said, and they can also say things that fit the situation and occasion, and they don't need to be taught by others at all.

They're cute, millions of them cute and smart, but it's a pity that these two guys really don't have a door in their mouths. It's nothing if it's just the adults, but when you go to the kindergarten, Chinese and English scolding or other nonsense come out, which makes people embarrassed.

At that time, Xiaoyao and Yoyo didn't take their good friends to show off, and all kinds of cheats and cheats. Xiaoyao and Youyou finally settled a little bit in the kindergarten without causing trouble, if you get two more unreliable parrots, Qi Ping dares to guarantee that he will go to the kindergarten to report again, and then be criticized by the teacher for education.

"By the way, I suddenly remembered something. Tell me if our family's generation is a bit messy, the children are shouting all day long, and the generations are all messed up. Yu Lan watched Little Lele turn over and tickle Pooh, and she laughed as Romeo and Juliet followed the affectionate grooming Pooh with their beaks.

"Speaking of which, Pooh, King Kong, Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai, Hei Tan, Rudolph and the southeast and northwest are all Qi Ping's little brothers, anyway, that's what he called. Others have pets as children, and he is as a little brother. But if you count it, they are their uncles, but our children regard them as good friends and brothers. That's it, now there are Romeo, Juliet, and baby bears. This time the generations are chaotic, it's messy, these are all brothers and sisters! ”

Qi Ping and Kate looked at each other, and suddenly they were dumbfounded. Speaking of which, they really didn't care too much about such a thing before, but now that my mother mentions it, it seems that there really is such a thing.

But think about it, I don't care, children in the United States sometimes call their parents by their names! As long as they don't shout their names at home, they are brothers if they want to be brothers, and if they want to be uncles and nephews, they don't care! (To be continued......)