It didn't take much effort, Lao Lin took a list and handed it to me, on it are rows of information, at the end of each row there are various strange signatures, the front is the identity of the customer, the middle corresponds to the identity of the member of the supernatural seminar, marked with the phone number, residence and other information, Lao Lin explained: "Jiang Ziya's side I didn't register, the other customers basically agreed with your solution, we just counted, twenty-six customers need to go to other places, this is the list, there are their signatures." Boss Wang, look, do you want to send them to other places now? ”

"Done!" I nodded, and then shouted at the Su Diao complex who was snorting melon seeds not far away: "Beauty, come and serve customers!" ”

Su Diao Complex glared at me, walked up to me with a little red on his face, and muttered, "I've never seen you like a person who is not slipping away, why are you the one who picks me up?" ”

"That's not what it means! Tongue! I bared my teeth and explained: "It's decided, it's up to you how to send customers to other places!" ”

Su Diao took a look at the list, then took the landline phone on the table casually, and dialed Niu Er's phone: "Hey, I'm Chen Yuanyuan...... I'm Wang Damin's daughter-in-law, do you remember? …… Didn't we talk about the customer last time? Today is just in time for the possibility of going to you, so let's get started...... Did you buy a pet according to the regulations? …… Quail? Okay, let's make do with it...... I'll teach you a few mantras, and you follow me...... Okay, remember everything, right? Remember, there can't be too much interference in the phone line, if you are at home to surf the Internet, cut off the network, okay, now let's both recite this mantra at the same time, one, two, three, start...... OK, it's done! ”

Immediately after, Su Diao Complex shouted to the customers, "Who is the dog?" Hurry up, the passage is open! ”

An ancient man in his forties walked over excitedly and asked cautiously: "Strange woman, what do you say!" ”

Su Diao Complex pointed to the microphone of the phone: "Get in!" ”

The dog was a little confused: "Sister, can you tell me why I got in?" I haven't learned this kung fu! ”

Su Diao said impatiently: "I'll go, you didn't have training before you came down?" Long-distance calls are so expensive, aren't you extravagant and wasteful? ”

Goudan'er's face turned red: "I was too busy with business in the past few days of training...... I took a leave of absence......"

Su Diao's complex glanced at his eyes: "Then how did you come up?" ”

Dog: "I don't know, the old horse kicked me, and I came up in a daze!" ”

"......" Su Diao's complex was already a little crazy, and I hurriedly pressed her arm that was about to go crazy: "Take your time, you just teach it!" ”

Su Diao's complex calmed down a little, and said to the dog: "You ask the person next to you, I'll wait for you!" ”

Dog Daner hurriedly threw a distress look at the customers around, as a result, about 20 of the 32 people did not participate in the training, either they slept during the training, or they found a little brother to impostor to participate, in short, these people have some identity in the underworld, and they have never paid attention to this kind of training, they think that after coming to the yang world, I will not leave an inch or so, bathing and massaging every day, there is a natural guide and service personnel, the so-called training is naturally not much meaning!

Fortunately, Niu Lao Wu is a good learning child, although he doesn't have to go out today, but he studied seriously in the training program, seeing that a group of people were as anxious as ants on a hot pot, he quietly walked to the crowd and whispered a few words, and soon, Goudaner and others showed a happy look.

After a while, Goudan'er walked up to Su Diao's complex: "Boss lady, I know the mantra!" ”

"Say it in your heart! This mantra is to guide you to shuttle across space, and the other is to temporarily converge your defense system, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble, you know, we are the yin of the underworld, and if we stay in the yang world for a long time, the defense system in our body will naturally start, and this process is not something we can control, although our self-explosion can not be compared with the demons, but the power is not small, after you arrive in the field, you must discuss with the local principal, if there is a big problem, I can only send you back to Hades in advance! ”

All the Yin Spirits listened to Su Diao's words, although their faces were a little reluctant, but they still reluctantly agreed, it is estimated that they had heard this set of words before they came up, and now it is nothing more than repeating it.

Seeing that all the yin spirits nodded one after another, Su Diao's complex was no longer verbose, and nodded at the dog: "Let's start!" ”

Then, Goudan'er slowly closed her eyes, Su Diao's complex's lips also moved, and she didn't make any sound, she should be reciting the corresponding mental mantra, a few seconds later, Goudan'er's figure began to fade, and after a while, Goudan'er was almost transparent, and then, Goudan'er's figure turned into a light blue point of light, and slowly floated into the microphone of the phone.

At this time, Su Diao's mouth movements also stopped, and she said to us lightly: "Get it done......"

Before the words were finished, a light blue light spot suddenly appeared in the microphone of the phone, and then, the dog suddenly appeared in front of us, covered in blood, with a blue nose and swollen face, miserable.

"Oh, hey, hit the wall!" The dog yelled and cursed miserably.

All of us are a little confused, what is the situation?

Su Diao's complex also seemed to be a little puzzled, she lowered her body and asked Goudan'er, "How did you get this look?" ”

The dog hissed and kept twitching: "How can I know?" I was flying in a strange passage when suddenly a wall popped up in front of me, and it was like this...... It's thanks to my ability to do something, otherwise it's ......no wonder that I don't crash and die if I fly at such a fast speed."

Su Diao's complex hurriedly said to Niu Er in the microphone: "What's the situation?" …… What the? Channeled? …… It's okay, you keep reading, I'll send it again! ”

After speaking, we probably also understood the cause of the accident, it turned out that the unlucky urge of the dog was to run into the phone line, since it was the damage caused by force majeure factors, it can only be regarded as his bad luck.

After comforting the dog Dan'er, Su Diao Complex continued: "Come again!" ”

The dog nodded in fear, then closed his eyes obediently.

……

After a few minutes, we finally confirmed that the dog had been sent, and Niu Er on the other end of the phone also confirmed this situation, and his reason was that his quail had begun to speak human and had a local accent.

I grabbed the phone, told Niu Er a few words, and then hung up the phone.

Originally, I thought that sending customers would be a simple job, but I didn't expect that it would take nearly twenty minutes to toss this one customer, and in front of me, there were twenty-five ghosts waiting to be sent to other places, and in an instant, my head was big.

……

At five o'clock in the afternoon, the twenty-six ghosts who needed to go to the field to repay their wishes were finally all sent, and a large group of us were all tired and panting, during this period, there were many traffic accidents, there were three strings, four disconnections, and we also saw by the way how miserable the ghosts can be, anyway, I think if anyone crashes into this virtue, it is estimated that even artificial respiration will not have to be done.

After the busy work, there were only a group of us left in the conference room, Shennong's family, Princess Taiping, Niu Lao Wu, Liu Yanran, Kou Zhun, Jiang Ziya, looking at the six ghosts, I said decently: "Several, I'm really sorry, your wishes are more troublesome, not a day or two can be done, during this time I will try my best to help you promote your wishes, but everyone should be patient, to be honest, you can completely change your mentality, take this experience as a travel process, Although I don't have the luxurious lifestyle of yours here, we are lively here, ladies can go out shopping and buy something, men can play poker, mahjong, take a shower or something, in short, we have to come to everything! Have you seen the seven brothers, they have been here for more than three months, and their wish has not been fulfilled, and I think they don't want to go back now! ”

Jiang Ziya is not in shape, he has not stopped smoking since he came to the yang world, he has a cigarette butt in his mouth, and said angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and cook, remember, put more salt!" ”

"......" Princess Taiping and the others originally wanted to complain a few words, but seeing that Jiang Ziya had said this, they also dispelled their thoughts with interest.

"Done!" I hehe: "Whatever you want to eat, I'll send someone to buy it!" ”

"I want to eat tiger claws, two-year-old tigers, the meat is too old for more than a year, it's not delicious!" Princess Taiping said to me calmly!

"...... "I don't know how to deal with this woman who says she doesn't pretend to be coercive, but in fact she pretends to be infinitely coercive in everything, Tiger Claw?" Joke, I still want to eat tiger whip, can I eat it?

Seeing that I was helpless, Yideng explained to Princess Taiping with a smile: "That big girl, this year is different from yours, even if you want to see a tiger, you have to go to the zoo, you still have to buy tickets, twenty-five alone!" ”

"Oh!" Princess Taiping raised her eyebrows and snorted coldly: "I thought the Yang world had developed to what extent, it seems that it is nothing more than that, since there are no tiger claws, let's have a few pig's trotters!" ”

I couldn't help but applaud her leapfrog thinking, this woman seemed to be more interested in the paws of various animals, could it be a special fetish of the court?

Seeing that Princess Taiping made a request, Liu Yanran smiled slightly, and said in a milky voice: "The slave family wants to eat bamboo shoot tips, you can buy it back, and I will fry it myself!" ”

I turned around and glanced at Lao Zhao, who responded to me directly: "This seems to have to be airlifted, at least two days before it can be eaten!" ”

I shrugged my shoulders at Liu Yanran: "It's not okay today, you can change it!" ”

Liu Yanran sighed: "Then fry lettuce!" ”

"Where's Brother Niu?" I turned around and asked Niu Lao Wu!

Niu Lao Wu he: "I can do anything, after all, I have been dead for a short time, but if I want to say what I want most, I still want to eat some game, I am poor when I am alive, and I can't afford to eat!" If you don't feel troublesome, just get a roe deer, a flying dragon or something! ”

"This trouble! You can change it! "I directly rejected his idea.

"Then let's stew pork noodles and seeds!"

I can see that people who love to pretend to be forced have come to me these days!

I was a little angry on my face and asked Shennong, "What do you want to eat?" ”

"Dragon meat!" This old man has reached the pinnacle of pretending.

I said impatiently, "Speak human words!" ”

"Crocodile meat?" The old man's eyes rolled a few times.

"Nope! Change again! ”

"Snake meat? This snake meat should be there, right? ”

I turned around and asked Coal Nanzi: "Do we sell snake meat in Coal City again?" ”

Coal Nanzi thought for a moment and responded to me: "There is a soaking wine!" ”

"Done!" I instructed, "Go buy a few in a moment and let him make it himself!" ”

After dealing with these four aunts and uncles, it was Kou Zhun and Jiang Ziya's turn, these two people were sitting sneakily on the side chattering, their voices were very low, as if they were plotting something, seeing me looking at the two of them, Jiang Ziya smiled and said: "The two of us are easy to deal with, you can make a little soy sauce-pickled pickles!" ”

As soon as he said this, I was a little embarrassed, if I really treated customers like this, then I would be a little too unkind, pondered for a while, I said to the two: "Master Kou, I'll give you the whole button meat to taste, put more soy sauce, Uncle Jiang, I'll give you a whole shrimp skin, it's flavorful, and you can eat it as a snack!" ”

The two of them nodded at me with a smile, and continued to talk in their ears, although I could see the two of them beating in their mouths, but I couldn't hear what the two of them said with my ear, it seems that someone put a soundproof formation.