Gangdaner said while drinking beer: "The year before last, I didn't go to school after graduating from junior high school, my parents went out to work, I took care of my grandparents at home, I haven't been out of the house for two years, Aunt She moved here in the winter of the year before last, the snow was particularly heavy that year, the mountain roads were closed, and the people in the village were looking forward to one day being developed and able to live in high-rise buildings in the city, and no one ever thought that someone would come to us...... No one knows how Aunt She came to the village, only that one morning, the chimney of her house suddenly smoked, the house was originally the house of Wu Lao Er in our village, it has been empty for about ten years, I heard that Wu Lao Er made a fortune doing business in the city, it is impossible to return to our ravine in this life, and it is not possible to return to our ravine in this life, and when the snow closed the mountain, the old house that no one lived in for many years suddenly smoked, we were very curious, so we followed the village chief's ass behind to see the excitement, as a result, I saw Aunt She! ”

I asked, "Did you see her?" Can you tell us about your impressions? ”

Gangdan'er scratched his head, blushed and said, "Beautiful, gentle, not much to say, but it looks very kind!" ”

Me: "Did you go to her house and she alone?" ”

Gangdan'er nodded: "Yes, just herself, the village chief asked her who she was, she didn't say much, took out a piece of paper and handed it to the village chief, the village chief made a phone call after reading it, and it seemed that Wu Lao Er rented this house to Aunt She!" ”

"Is she always hiding?"

"You listen to me slowly, at first, everyone was very curious about why such a beautiful woman as Aunt She came to live in our village, a few old light bulbs went to flirt with her, asked east and west, asked this and that, but Aunt She didn't seem to be angry, whenever she asked why she came here, she always smiled slightly to deal with the past, and gradually, the people in the village regarded her as a woman raised by Wu Lao Er, and no one cared about this problem anymore!"

Me: "Have you seen Wu Lao Er in the past two years?" ”

Gangdan'er shook his head: "No, the village chief said that he had only contacted Wu Lao Er by phone, but the real person never came back!" ”

I nodded: "Okay, you go on!" ”

Steel Dan'er's face suddenly became mysterious: "Do you know? Aunt She knows witchcraft! ”

"I don't believe it!" Of course I know she's not normal, but she's not witchcraft, it's witchcraft!

"Really!" Steel Dan'er said to us excitedly, "I bumped into it once!" ”

"What do you see?" Lao Chi interjected and asked.

"I didn't see it too clearly...... It came to pass that I had nothing to do that night, so I lay down at the window of Aunt She's house to watch her...... Bathe...... You can't tell me about it! "For five hundred dollars, this kid is about to sell himself!

"Don't say it, you go on saying that you saw some witchcraft!"

Gangdan'er snorted lightly twice, as if he was reminiscing, and seemed to be thinking about how to organize his language, after a while, he said solemnly: "I saw that Aunt She's house was full of smoke, red smoke, in the smoke I seemed to see a figure outside Aunt She, like a man, quite tall, at that time I thought Aunt She stole a man, so I laughed softly, but this laughter was heard by Aunt She, she glared at me in my direction suddenly, and I was scared enough at that time, I was stunned for a few seconds, and when I came to my senses, You know what? All the smoke in the room was gone, and there was no one in the room, only Aunt She alone! I don't know why, my body has been much weaker since then, otherwise I would have gone out to work to make money! My grandparents looked for a fortune teller to help me see it, saying that I was frightened, they couldn't cure it, and suggested that I go to a psychiatric hospital to have a look, no, I've been saving money for the past two years! ”

Listening to the meaning of the steel egg, it should be that She monster cast some kind of demon spell on the young man!

Gangdan'er continued: "After that incident, Aunt She often came to my house, always saying sorry to me, saying that she scared me, what about me, I don't blame her, after all, I didn't have bad intentions to peek at others, right?" However, after Aunt She became close to my family, she often told me stories, and although I don't know if the story is true or not, I think it sounds interesting! Would you like to hear it? ”

Everyone nodded mechanically, and then, we saw that the gang Dan'er stretched out a hand again: "This secret is expensive, one thousand!" ”

While wishing him to enter the mental hospital as soon as possible, I handed over a thousand yuan: "Can you say it?" ”

Steel Daner quickly put the money into his pocket, and said seriously: "You may not believe this story, but I think it is true, I heard Aunt She say, she is older than my grandmother, but she has a secret recipe for maintenance, this secret recipe can not only make people live younger and younger, women eat yin and kidneys, men eat raw dragons and tigers, hair does not split ends, face does not grow wrinkles, the more you live, the younger you live, all the raw materials are pure natural, absolutely no chemical ingredients......"

I saw that the little boy was getting more and more outrageous, and hurriedly stopped him: "Stop, get to the point!" ”

Steel Dan'er looked quite surprised: "Isn't that the point?" Aren't you here to collect secret recipes? ”

...... "I'm completely speechless, do I look like a charlatan?"

Still Su Diao's complex was attractive, and she smiled at Steel Dan'er: "Little brother, didn't your Aunt She tell you her story?" ”

Why, this grandson was snorted on the spot, and wiped it again and said: "I have talked about it, but it is too mysterious, no one believes it!" ”

Su Diao shook his hair and said coquettishly: "My sister just wants to hear her story, can you tell my sister about it?" ”

The inside of the steel egg's eyes was already shining, and I suddenly felt that if I let the Su Diao complex appear at the beginning, maybe the fifteen hundred yuan would be left, and I guess I wouldn't even have to waste a can of beer!

Gang Dan'er stared at Su Diao's complex with her eyes, and said enthusiastically: "Okay, then I'll tell the beautiful sister about it, this is free, no money!" Since that time I saw that wonderful phenomenon at the window of Aunt She's house, I have never forgotten this incident in my heart, the more I look at Aunt She, the more strange I feel, not that I am afraid, but I think it is very awesome to be able to do this, and finally one day, I can't help but be curious, and ask her what happened that day, as a result, she told me that she is a monster, and a monster who has been practicing for millions of years. Isn't it just a little bit of witchcraft? If you don't want to teach me, just say it, why do you say you're a monster? ”

Su Diao's complex said very gently: "Little brother, let's not mess with what she said is true or false, did she say anything else?" ”

Gangdan'er must be full of happiness: "I said, but it's all some calf content, she said that she was alone, saying that her family was all deflated calves, and no one informed her when the family moved to other places, so she wanted to find a companion, thousands of years ago she found one, it seemed to be a quail egg, that quail egg worshipped her as a teacher, learned demon law with her, and successfully became a monster, and later seemed to be married, but listening to Aunt She's meaning seems to be that the quail egg quality is not up to par, there are natural defects, so after living for a thousand years, the chicken flies and the egg is beaten! After two thousand years, she met a monster who was also abandoned by the family, the two of them were in a good place, the husband and wife were harmonious, and they were happy, but I heard that the monster was a little dishonest, as if he offended Tang Seng and was stabbed to death by Sun Wukong with a stick! A thousand years ago, she accepted a scorpion as an apprentice, not only opened up his wisdom for him, so that he could live forever, but also taught him all what she had learned all her life, but Aunt She said that her life was hard, this scorpion was too ambitious, as if she wanted to dominate what mountain, often did some wrong things that hurt heaven and reason, hurt people and animals, Aunt She often persuaded him, let him follow what heavenly way, as a result, he not only did not listen, but also controlled Aunt She, with her life to force, let her go to grass people's lives, this is not, catch up with God to work, this matter was discovered, Then on a dark and windy night, God took advantage of the scorpion's cultivation to slap him to death with a big thunderbolt! It is said that the scorpion did not completely dissipate, as if there was a trace of something left, as long as Aunt She often nourished it with demonic power, the scorpion could be resurrected...... You say, 'Do you deceive children like this?' Although I don't read much, but I've watched the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Monkey King in it follows Song Jiang, that's a matter of primitive society! How could I, Aunt She, know? Pure! ”

“…… Brother, you've read all this book, right? Gotta go home, we're going to get busy! "I'm really speechless, if this guy continues to go to school, he probably won't have much development.

However, although what he said is nondescript, regardless of whether it is true or not, this logical plot seems to match the story told by the Seven Brothers and Wang Chongyang, is this She Lao Monster not some vicious monster? Could it be that she comforted herself and deliberately put all the blame on the scorpion spirit?

After the steel egg left, I unconsciously glanced at Ah Da, this guy quickly understood what I meant, he held his head high, and said to me calmly: "There is a debtor who is wronged, whose fault is it, find someone to take revenge, if this matter is not bad for this woman, our seven brothers are not unreasonable people, but when the time comes, the scorpion spirit of the spirit must be handed over to us, we must let him taste the feeling of death!" ”

"Good! Deal! "I readily agreed to Ah Da's request.

……

In the afternoon, our attitude softened a little, and our behavior was somewhat restrained, no longer throwing some broken shoes and socks, but standing in front of the courtyard and muttering bitterly.

Among them, Wang Chongyang worked hardest: "Is there Miss She in the house? I had a relationship with the girl, and I came to visit me today, and I invited the girl to come out and see it! ”

It's a bit like that, but there's still no movement at all!

Su Diao Complex started from a woman's point of view: "Sisters! What's the matter, let's come out and nag, we are all women, I understand your thoughts, what are we women trying to do? Isn't it just a good landing? You come out, old girl, I'll introduce you to someone! ”

Still no response!

120 asked me, "No, I'll fly to the sky and pee on their house!" ”

……

On the third day, we simply set up a mahjong table at the door of She Youwei's house, wearing gloves while playing cards for She Youwei to do psychological work, after losing 800 yuan, I suddenly thought of a common sense question, and She Monster may be related to the question: "Masters, what kind of monster do you say this She Monster is?" ”

Wang Chongyang glared at me: "I know it's a snake demon when I hear the name!" ”

"Hmm!" I agreed, and then asked, "Then do you say that the snake demon is the same as the snake?" Snakes hibernate, so do snake demons hibernate? You have also seen it, this house has not seen it smoke since we came, this winter, who doesn't want to live hot, is it possible that she is dreaming in the bed? And think about it, our two astronomical martial arts have been used, coercion and temptation, both nice and ugly, even if this monster has a good temper, it is estimated that he will come out with a kitchen knife and fight with us, right? ”

"Hibernation...... Not really! Shennong's No. 1 smiled bitterly: "Don't say it, if you don't mention it, I really forgot about this stubble, although the monsters don't hibernate, but every winter, the animal nature in their bodies will become difficult to suppress, although they don't hibernate, but they will definitely sleep longer and longer than usual, it seems that we have to wait a little longer!" ”