The taxi entered the school and stopped at the gate of Yunxia Garden.

Bai Huang gave Qian Diamond and got out of the car, stood at the door of the student union, and before he had time to sigh, a hand came over his shoulder.

"Damn, you're still alive in the daylight! We all thought you were missing! ”

You don't need to look at it, Bai Huang knows who is coming, and in the Xijiang dialect full of curly tongues, except for the local rich and handsome Zhang Qitao in the bedroom, he can't find a second person.

His eyes were rolling around, and he was thinking about what excuse he was looking for, prevaricating the present, but he didn't plan to delve into it at all, but like a person who had just been released from a 20-year prison, he was in a hurry to go to the kiln to put out the fire, and yelled at him: "The public classroom on the 3rd floor of the Shaw Pavilion, the first Buddhist elective course of this semester, help me take a roll call!" Just this time, I won't bother you in the future...... It's too late for me to leave first, I must go! ”

When Bai Huang turned around speechlessly, Zhang Qitao had already arrived at the school gate, and his speed was so fast that even Bolt's jaw would drop when he saw it.

It's time to go to the Internet café to open a black dota again! When encountering this kind of rich second generation who doesn't put on a shelf and doesn't soak horses, and is only crazy about DOTA, Bai Huang has nothing to say.

But speechless is speechless, this favor still needs to be helped.

Not to mention, the job of the dog team two months ago was the quota taken care of by someone's cousin, and now it is really insignificant to help roll call.

……

But Bai Huang was just a druid, not a prophet or an astrologer, and he had no idea what was going to happen.

Just before class, a few bold students at the bottom routinely asked a few questions: "Master, why don't you name names?" ”

The abbot master of a certain temple specially invited by the school was full of kindness: "No." ”

The students below were happy and became more and more emboldened: "What about the exam? ”

"No."

A group of students who were afraid that the world would not be chaotic were completely excited, and only a few calm parties broke the casserole and asked in the end: "If you don't take the exam, how will the final credits be calculated?" ”

Master Abbot touched his bald head: "Let it be." ”

Bai Huang shook his head with a black line, first mourned for three seconds of silence for his bedroom buddies, and then got up secretly, intending to slip away.

But just when he stood up and touched the aisle against the wall, the old monk, who was more than 20 meters away from him, looked straight over like a fly that smelled poop. Then, under the gaze of hundreds of people, he waved to Bai Huang: "This little classmate, why don't you listen for a while before leaving?" Why don't you leave a class with a student number, and I'll look for you after class? ”

Damn, what's going on?

Some students in their third and fourth years of college, who knew the identity of the old monk, began to look out of shape.

Of course, most of the remaining soy sauce crowd watching the excitement were by no means less surprised than the former.

Only a very few creatures named "rotten girls", because of the abnormal brain structure, began to make up the eighteen forbidden pictures of a monk, a layman, an old and a young man, and the corners of his mouth kept flowing out.

Hundreds of gazes with different expressions shot over in unison, but Bai Huang didn't pay attention to it at all.

It's all ordinary people, what do you care about.

It was the inexplicable bald head that made Bai Huang's heart suddenly burst out - he was not the only one who planned to slip away, why did he come out to talk about things among the dozen or so people, and he also had a posture of coming to the door?

As a superpowered person himself, he is the most wary of things that science can't explain.

Bai Huang, who had a ghost in his heart, laughed dryly, and after casually reporting the room number of a girl's bedroom, he turned around and ran away arrogantly. Leaving only the old abbot alone, sitting on the podium and secretly melancholy, the world is like a fire house like a sea of bitterness, and it is not easy to meet a person with great wisdom, but he still does not know it, life is really lonely like snow......

……

Escaping from the classroom, Bai Huang was still muttering vigorously in his heart, until Yunxia Garden appeared in front of him, he cleaned up his mood and walked straight to the innermost building.

"Yunxia Garden Community, Building 12, Room 102......"

Bai Huang muttered and groped, and finally found his destination, standing at the door and before he knocked on the door, he heard a meowing sound inside.

Well, that's good, it looks like you've found the right place.

After pressing the doorbell twice, before Bai Huang could count from one to ten, the anti-theft door was opened, and the face that came out from behind made Bai Huang dazzled for two or three seconds.

Looking at the appearance, she is naturally beautiful, and she is clearly only twenty-five or sixteen years old, but if you taste the temperament again, she looks like a dignified and graceful thirty-year-old intellectual woman. Anyway, to use more popular words, this is an authentic elegant temperament beauty.

People are indeed very beautiful, but if Bai Huang hadn't been upgraded soon, he would have the mind to turn around and leave.

This woman is clearly the one who was in the limelight two years ago, and the beautiful women of the Economic Management Institute were in the limelight and supported the Nine Astronomy Community.

Later, I don't know what the reason is, the school actually intervened in this matter, and all the students who spread Tian Jia's photos came to talk to each other, and the BBS in the school also began a large-scale purge, so that the limelight finally calmed down.

"Huh? This classmate, may I ask ...... you are?"

Although he was asking questions, Tian Jia's beautiful curved eyes did not reveal too many doubts.

Either because of the trivial matters of the department, or I have seen my own post on the Internet to recruit volunteers.

"Hello teacher, apply for a volunteer." Bai Huang said very reluctantly and concisely.

There is no way, his attitude towards the teacher has always been respectful, and he will never change his opinion easily for any other reason.

A look flashed in Tian Jia's eyes, not out of her expectations, this young man was indeed here to sign up for volunteers.

It's just that after realizing this, she had some doubts.

Why did the young man at the door look a little reluctant?

If it weren't for love and enthusiasm, it wouldn't be good for volunteer work, so she didn't agree at the first time, but tilted her head with a smile: "You're still a student, right?" What is the purpose of volunteering? Lots of fun? Or is it just a whim? ”

Can I tell you this, Bai Huang sneered lightly in his heart, and the corners of his eyes slanted to the side.

And even if he confessed, with this teacher's bust and hair length, it should be difficult to understand.

Friction, electromagnetic force, gravitational force, you all know what it is, do you know the force of nature?

So after thinking about it for a long time, he took out the old routine of fooling people, and said: "My ancestors are hunters in the mountains, and they have a hand to push the palace for cats and dogs......

The expression on Tian Jia's face suddenly turned sharply.

If at the beginning, she could still be patient and try to maintain the kind smile on her face, but when she heard the back, a pretty face couldn't help but turn into an "embarrassing" word.

The beauty showed this kind of expression, but it was not something that could be seen at any time, and Bai Huang admired it with relish.

Seeing Bai Huang's strange gaze like a Martian gorilla, Tian Jia's face turned red, coughed lightly twice to hide his embarrassment, and then said with a dry smile: "That...... What you just said is quite humorous......"

It's very roundabout, very tactful, and very in line with the identity of Tian Jia's League secretary.

However, this kind of questioning around the bend will not be much more lethal to Bai Huang than a mosquito bite, at least he himself doesn't feel any humor in it: "Teacher, your laughter is really low." ”

Tian Jia was full of cows again, and she didn't know what to do in the face of such a suspected problem child.

Say no, but now there is a shortage of people, and there is a great need for volunteers.

Then welcome him to join?

But Tian Jia knows her own family affairs, and there was a second-year graduate student two days ago, who approached her under the pretext of volunteering, if the student in front of her also had a similar idea, it would be purely asking for trouble.

Tian Jia was still hesitating, but a few more people came out of the room and stood behind her.

The face of one of them was clearly full of tenderness and sweetness, but useless grievances, like a poor little turtle who was cuckolded by his wife.

But when he saw the men and women holding the door at the door, he immediately rushed forward like a chicken: "What's the matter, Mr. Tian, is someone coming to make trouble?" ”

Bai Huang raised his eyebrows speechlessly, as for this, is this person here to volunteer, or is he soaking his sister in a horse?

However, he has no idea about the secretary of the beauty group at all, and of course he will not be jealous of others.

Taking advantage of Tian Jia's face turning red because of the man's indiscriminate dedication, Bai Huang squeezed the men and women standing at the door to the side, and squatted down in front of a cage: "Can you tell the difference between wild cats and abandoned stray cats?" If a good intention does something bad, it shouldn't be. ”

As he spoke, Bai Huang opened the cage, and the cow cat inside seemed to be injured and a little sluggish, but the gap in his nose made it look wild.

"Hey! That cat is fierce, and it hasn't been injected, so don't catch it with your hands! ”

Tian Jia and two students, a man and a woman, subconsciously became anxious, and shouted loudly to stop Bai Huang.

Only the ill-intentioned man with glasses had a hint of schadenfreude on his face.

Hmph, wait until this self-righteous kid is scratched by a cat, and you will know that it is amazing!

It's a pity that in the next second, the schadenfreude on his face instantly turned into dumbfounded, and the switching between expressions was smooth and free, without the slightest sluggishness.

"That cat didn't sell cute, that cat didn't sell cute, that cat didn't sell cute......"

After repeating it more than a dozen times, when the man with the glasses raised his head again, a pair of bulging eyes almost knocked the glasses to the ground.

The cat is clearly selling cuteness.

And looking at the posture of the dragon and the tiger, where does it look like eating rat poison by mistake?

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