Chapter 185: My ass is very clean
The village party secretary of a village is all of this virtue, so can the whole village still expect him to show off his good appearance? That's impossible.
"Okay!"
Li Zhuangniu is actually a pig killer, and when he rushed out of the house, he happened to be holding a pig killing knife in his hand. He bolted the pig-killing knife to his trouser belt, twisted his two thick arms and fists, and walked towards Zhang Fan with a smirk.
"Another rice bucket! Alas! I suddenly felt sorry for you. The son is not the fault of the godfather, the upper beam is not right, and the lower beam is crooked! It's not a family, it's not a family! The ancients did not deceive me. ”
"Phew! Without further ado, are you the director of the Family Planning Office? Hey! There is another dog officer, do you know that the director of the Family Planning Office, whose thighs were discounted by me. Now it's your turn. ”
Li Zhuangniu sneered hideously, and his thick body pressed over like a Mount Tai. Zhang Fan even swept away, and he avoided the opponent's attack with one step.
Then Zhang Fan turned around and went back and kicked Li Zhuangniu's two-petaled fat buttocks. Hearing a bang, Li Zhuangniu went down in a posture of eating on his back.
"Ah Niu!"
Li Fugui saw that his big bull was beaten down by Zhang Fan in one round, his eyes turned red, and he glared at Zhang Fan fiercely. If Li Fugui's vision can kill people, I believe that Zhang Fan has already turned into a cold corpse.
"Hey! It is said that sweet potatoes have worms, people? Big hit. Hey! That's a good point. ”
Zhang Fan snapped his hands and ridiculed them, "Actually, I'm not here to fight with you!" I'm here for the simple purpose of ......"
"Don't talk about it! Wait for all of us to arrive, huh! How crazy I let you be. Li Fugui pulled his son to stand up, it was really embarrassing to say, their father and son both suffered a big loss at the hands of Zhang Fan. Could it really be the fulfillment of the words of the two Zhang Fan before? Sweet potatoes have worms? Person? Isn't it useful?
There was a sound of footsteps, Zhang Fan could listen to the footsteps, and he could also distinguish how many rescuers there were from the villager named Dali.
If his estimation was correct, there would have been as many as twenty or thirty villagers.
"Humph! Dog officer, you're going to die this time. Li Fugui smiled gloomily, the sparse beard on his chin was curled one by one, and he looked at him with a smug face.
Zhang Fan's eyes narrowed, Diao Min was really Diao Min, stubborn. When the mother tongue of mankind is no longer able to educate these villagers who do not know how to do things, then only fists are the best persuasion.
The villagers who rushed to the trampling were not wrong at all with Zhang Fan's estimate. There were really twenty or thirty of them, and the worst thing was that they were all young and strong men. In their hands were scythes, sickles, steel forks, hoes, shovels, and the tools of their farming, which they almost copied and used as weapons.
Facing a group of villagers who rushed to the scene, Zhang Fan immediately had some kind of delusion. Back then, the little Japanese invaded China and swept into the village, burning, killing and plundering, making a miserable scene.
"Li Zhishu, I called everyone here." Dali gasped for a moment, and his gaze fell coldly to Zhang Fan, "Guys, that kid bullied our village party secretary, I can testify that he just knocked our Li branch secretary to the ground." Guys, what are we going to do? ”
"Fuck it." One of them, a man with a hoe, immediately chimed in.
"That's right! Fuck it! Dog day! I don't look at what kind of place this is, but I dare to come here to make trouble, let me go up and castrate him. ”
Another villager with a sickle jumped out of the crowd and strode towards Zhang Fan. According to Zhang Fan's plan, he didn't have that intention to conflict with the villagers. But these Diao people, who didn't know what to do, actually surrounded him. How do you look at it, he is alone, he is not a weak person.
"Haha Brother Erdan, if you really castrate that kid, then please leave me his two balls, I'm still worried that I don't have anything to drink tonight."
"Haha"
Looking at the villagers leaning forward and backward laughing, Zhang Fan just looked coldly at the man with the sickle.
"Boy, are you the newly appointed director of the Family Planning Office? Tsk, I see you're so young. Bah! I don't see your hair has grown, right? How dare you come to our village alone to make trouble? In our Fenghuang Township, you kid don't ask around, when did those dog officials of your township government enter our village, weren't they all beaten down by us? Hey! It's good that you kid sent it to the door automatically, and I'll let you know today."
"Is it all over? What nonsense! Zhang Fan glanced coldly and ignored this person.
The sickle man was ignored by Zhang Fan, he suddenly became angry, raised the sickle in his hand, and made a machete action, he actually just wanted to scare Zhang Fan and tease him, so as to win the joy of everyone.
Who knows, Zhang Fan wasn't joking with him, he directly kicked the sickle man's small stomach, the sickle flew out, and the man rolled on the ground.
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What the hell is going on? Among them, Erdan's body can be said to be burly, but he was kicked out by Zhang Fan, and now the whole person is lying on the ground, and his face is moaning in pain. The villagers were looking at Zhang Fan, this young man was also tall and mighty.
Next, the villagers are all young strong men, they are also bloody, seeing that their companions were beaten down, they immediately raised a sense of anger, and the flat poles, steel forks, hoes and other tools in their hands greeted Zhang Fan one after another.
Zhang Fan was not polite, but seeing that his body was like a dragon playing in the waves, he kept swimming around the villagers or behind their backs, giving them a blow to the head.
After a fierce fight, almost all the villagers were wearing colorful clothes, lying on the ground and staggering. As for Zhang Fan, he glanced coldly at Diao Min, who was vulnerable on the ground. A sneer rose at the corner of his mouth. It was as if he were a king, a king from above, looking down on everyone underground.
"I won't. He is just one person, how can he "Li Fugui, the village party secretary, looked at the incredible scene in front of him with stunned eyes.
A strong man of twenty or thirty villagers, who is actually vulnerable? I was beaten one after another by a young man who looked more conspicuous than anything at all.
Is he still human? He's simply the devil.
"Old man, if you have any other ability, just come out, I will accompany you." Zhang Fan sat down on a wooden stake next to him, crossed Erlang's legs, and his eyes were full of laughter.
"Village party secretary, let's call the police!" One person made a suggestion to Li Fugui, "Let's just say that the dog officials of their township government are bullying us ordinary people, and I think the public security of the township police station will not sit idly by." If they ignore it, then I will report the matter to the county seat, and if it is not accepted, then we will go directly to the municipal party committee. Hum! I don't believe that those officials don't pay attention to it. ”
"That's right! We call the police! Hey! I didn't think of it. Li Fugui is the village party secretary of the Li family, and although the village is a little behind, he also bought himself a mobile phone for a few hundred yuan as a work contact.
Gao Fei, he was the first to receive a phone call, and the village party secretary of Lijia Village wanted to complain, saying that twenty or thirty villagers in their village had been beaten, and asked him to come and administer justice quickly.
What a strange thing! In Fenghuang Township, the villagers of Lijia Village are known for their toughness, saying that they are a group of barbaric bandits, and the villagers will definitely agree with this statement.
Hung up the phone, Gao Fei didn't dare to slack off, if there was really a major brawl, as the head of a police station, he couldn't ignore it.
Gao Fei hurriedly ordered a few people to hurry, and Tu Tuk drove their two-seater motorcycle to Lijia Village. From the township to the village, the car replaced the pace, that is, after more than ten minutes, Gao Fei arrived with a few small public security officers.
As soon as he saw the scene in front of him, Gao Fei immediately breathed a cold sigh of relief, and agricultural tools such as hoes, sickles, flat poles, and steel forks scattered on the ground were everywhere.
"Oops! My director, we've got you here! Look at us, the villagers, they've been beaten to the point where they can't stand to be! You're going to have to give us justice. ”
Although Li Fugui is a little older, his heart is not old. He knows how to play his role in front of a person. Gao Fei is the head of the township police station, and he is not very familiar with this director, and he has only met a few times. In order to win the sympathy of the other party, he can only show his weak side.
The common denominator of human nature is often for the weak, and with a trace of pity. Of course, there is something hateful about the wretched.
"Who is this...... Dry. Gao Fei didn't notice Zhang Fan squatting on the stake for a while.
Before rushing here, Zhang Fan was still muttering in his heart that the reason why the villagers had a fight was actually nothing more than to make trouble over some trivial things.
Who stoned my cat? Whose cow has eaten the seedlings of my world? Wait, it usually won't be a big problem. But now it seems that the villagers are constantly wailing in pain, and Gao Fei suddenly realizes the seriousness of the matter.
"It's me."
Zhang Fan stood up from the stake and glanced at Gao Fei, "Hey! I think you're really aggrieved! Such a big thing, you came in person? Alas! It's hard for you. ”
"Zhang Fan? You...... How did it end up here? ”
Gao Fei was coldly drunk by Zhang Fan, he was Cancan's reaction, seeing that it was still Zhang Fan, the culprit, Gao Fei couldn't help but smile bitterly, "I said brother, can't you stop for a while?" Think about how long you've been in Phoenix Township? You're going to make such a big deal? Alas! Looks like I've got you wiping your ass. ”
"No need to rub! My ass is clean. Ask them, why are they so lying on the ground like a dead dog? Goofy, I'm telling you, I'm innocent! I came to their Lijia Village, in fact, just to work, and then suddenly they would come out of nowhere, with hoes, sickles, and flat burdens in their hands, shouting at me to beat and kill. Of course, in the end, I can't be beaten to protect myself, can I? So they had to be beaten. ”
Zhang Fan's words shirked and made Li Fugui's face turn green with anger, "Phew! You bastard! It's clear that you deliberately provoked us, and then ...... "the personal male doctor of the beautiful sister."