Early morning! When Zhao Ziqiang woke up from the bed, Zhang Lin beside him had already left very consciously, but he was very considerate and left a warm breakfast on the bedside table, and the face towel and toothbrush with toothpaste were also placed next to him, and he was as virtuous as a newlywed little wife.

"Lean ......"

Zhao Ziqiang rubbed his sore back and got up in pain, this Zhang Lin is not a good girlfriend of Fang Wen, the two women are crazy in bed and even he can't control it, one rides him as a donkey, and the other wants to eat him alive, and in the end, I don't know who played with whom, anyway, Zhao Ziqiang felt that he was tired and couldn't be human, but the two girls were a mess.

Zhao Ziqiang put on his clothes slowly, and directly leaned on the window with a tooth jar and began to brush his teeth, and there were few people on the road in the early morning, but the countryside naturally has the benefits of the countryside, and the fresh air is simply intoxicating, which makes him almost have an urge to get drunk.

At this time, a beauty in a pink yoga suit suddenly ran slowly from under his window, Zhao Ziqiang's eyes immediately lit up, Shangguan Ziyan with a ponytail looked particularly pure and beautiful today, with headphones in her ears, running leisurely and smittingly.

"Phew~"

Zhao Ziqiang spit out a mouthful of foam that was very immoral, Shangguan Ziyan immediately jumped up in shock, raised his head angrily and scolded: "Dead pervert, if you don't disgust people for a day, you will be uncomfortable, right?" There is a kind of you to the old lady down! ”

"Damn! Is the window of my house good? I can vomit if I want to......"

Zhao Ziqiang grinned, revealing a mouth full of white foam, seeing that Shangguan Ziyan had already lowered his head and started looking for bricks, he hurriedly shouted: "Hey, hey~ We have something to say, don't shout and kill at every turn, I have a big business to take care of you!" ”

Shangguan Ziyan took off her headphones suspiciously when she heard this, but she was still holding a brick in her hand, rolled her eyes and asked, "What business?" Aren't you afraid that I'll poison you? ”

"Hehe~ You must be reluctant, won't you be widowed if I die......"

Zhao Ziqiang raised his eyebrows with a hippie smile, and then leaned on the window and said: "Although my office is not big, but I also have to support more than 20 people, we don't have to flow into the fields of outsiders, how about I set you as the company canteen from today on?" ”

"Yo~ I finally know that I care about your sister, you finally did something serious......"

Shangguan Ziyan threw the brick with a smile, clapped her little hands and said proudly: "As long as you bring someone here, how about I give you a rebate of ten points?" Anyway, your female boss has too much money to spend, so let's help her spend a little more! ”

"Cut~ Am I the one who did that? If you have a bad conscience and earn your unjust money, I won't let the thunder kill you......"

Zhao Ziqiang pursed his lips disdainfully, and continued: "I don't want a penny of kickbacks from you, but you have to promise not to kill me, and you can't sell me fake cigarettes and wine, if someone invites me to a guest, you will be slaughtered if you can slaughter it!" ”

"Zhao Ziqiang! It's not my sister, I look down on you, your character is that you have a cheap and don't take advantage of the bastard, if you have any conditions, just say it quickly, and ...... quickly."

Shangguan Ziyan saw through Zhao Ziqiang's urine at a glance, but Zhao Ziqiang spread his hands and said, "I want you to sleep with me, but are you willing?" So all you have to do is come up and kiss me, it's easy, right? ”

"Phew~ Make your spring and autumn dreams......"

Shangguan Ziyan spat and foamed very inelegantly, and Zhao Ziqiang had no choice but to laugh: "Okay!" Don't talk nonsense with you, hurry up and clean up a room for me, I will live in your store in the future, but you have to help me wash my clothes and pants, I can guarantee that your turnover is not less than 100,000 a month! ”

"Two hundred thousand?"

Shangguan Ziyan smiled and gestured at him with a scissor hand, but Zhao Ziqiang rolled his eyes and said: "Don't daydream in that daydream, it's good that your broken store can have a turnover of 100,000 yuan, by the way, hurry up and find a waiter to clean the office for me, I can't do this job!" ”

After Zhao Ziqiang finished speaking, he closed the window, lay on the table and buried his head in breakfast, but after a while, he saw Shangguan Ziyan personally appear outside the door with a broom, looking at his office with curiosity and asking, "What kind of broken unit are you?" Why don't you even have a cleaner? ”

"There must be a cleaner, but it won't be until after eight o'clock, and it's not even seven o'clock......"

Zhao Ziqiang chewed a fritter in his mouth, and when he looked up, he found that Shangguan Ziyan was actually sniffing vigorously in the air, and his expression was as vigilant as a police dog, and then he suddenly sneered: "Wow!" surnamed Zhao, no wonder he was reluctant to go home in the middle of the night last night, it turned out that he was hiding here and secretly making love to a woman! ”

"Let it go...... Fart! Where did I come from, a woman from the backwoods......"

Zhao Ziqiang was stunned, but suddenly found that Linda still left a pair of underwear at his table, he quickly jumped up and kicked the underwear under the table, but Shangguan Ziyan continued: "Last night, a very beautiful woman came to our store to buy something, and she sprayed 'Chanel Encounter', and you have this smell everywhere here, and dare to say that you don't hide women?" ”

"What kind of bullshit crab after shrimp, you can't even smell the flower water sprayed by my assistant......"

Zhao Ziqiang stubbornly broke around, and felt more and more that it was a stupid idea to make a date in the office, and Shangguan Ziyan didn't seem to plan to investigate deeply, so she hugged her arms and said disdainfully: "Cut~ I don't bother to care who you fool around with, but you will suffer retribution for playing with other people's wives, that woman has such a big diamond ring on her finger, don't tell me you didn't see it!" ”

"Stop talking nonsense, clean me up quickly, I will know that the suspicious and suspicious have slandered our alien reputation......"

Zhao Ziqiang waved his hand with a stiff face, and quickly sat down to bury his head in eating, and Shangguan Ziyan rolled his eyes and began to sweep the ground numbly, fortunately, Linda is also a very cheerful girl, last night from beginning to end did not ask Zhao Ziqiang to wear a condom, Shangguan Ziyan turned around the room two or three times and did not find a reason.

"Huh?"

Zhao Ziqiang picked up the mobile phone on the table after eating, and was pleasantly surprised to find that Lin Qian actually verified him, and sent a message saying: "Mary is a woman who dares to love and hate, and is also very decisive, but I am not!" ”

"Damn! Three and two in the morning? ”

Zhao Ziqiang looked at the time on his phone in surprise, could it be that this Lin Qian really couldn't sleep all night? He shook his head speechlessly, and typed a row of pretending words into his phone not very skillfully - decisiveness also means impulsiveness, which is the manifestation of immature women, and I appreciate the calmness and restraint of mature women more!

Zhao Ziqiang subconsciously lit a cigarette, and then turned on the computer host, it is not his strength to soak this kind of literary young woman, but once this kind of woman is soaked, it will be thunderous and vigorous!

"Ding Ding ......"

Only two or three minutes later, the mobile phone rang, Zhao Ziqiang pressed it open to see, sure enough, it was Lin Qian who came back, and the thick frustration came directly through the screen, all of which was her disappointment and pain in marriage, and there were many classical Chinese and poems, which only made Zhao Ziqiang's old face red, and it took a long time to deal with it after searching on the Internet.

"! It's really a theoretician, and he talks a lot of ......."

Lin Qian's skills are very deep, and the continuous messages sent to Zhao Ziqiang are almost exhausted, so he can only scratch his brain in a depressed hurry, and just want to find some more poems on the Internet, but a thief voice suddenly came from his ear: "Tell her directly, winter is not far away, it's time to find someone to keep warm!" ”

"Can you sweep your floor well? Don't delay my business......"

Zhao Ziqiang had already discovered that Shangguan Ziyan was sneaking around the screen, and he didn't plan to hide it from her at all, but Shangguan Ziyan said disdainfully: "Wring out your stomach and not a few drops of ink, you don't even know where the words sent by others come from, and you still want to be a literary young woman?" It's not a shame to dare to say anything serious! ”

"Provenance? Can this spit have a provenance? ”

Zhao Ziqiang looked at Shangguan Ziyan in surprise, but she said proudly: "It's terrible to be uneducated!" Most of her words are from Zhang Ailing, and even her screen name is from Maugham's novels, if you continue to talk to people like this, I dare to guarantee that they will delete you in less than ten minutes! ”

"Winter is not far away, it's time to find someone to keep warm......"

Zhao Ziqiang ignored Shangguan Ziyan's contempt, and tentatively sent her words, and Lin Qian quickly sent a message, happily writing: "It turns out that you also read Zhang Ailing's book, but I am really a cowardly woman, I have always wanted to step out, but I have never had the courage!" ”

"What do you say?"

Zhao Ziqiang looked back at Shangguan Ziyan, Shangguan Ziyan simply snatched his mobile phone, and directly squeezed into a chair with him and chatted with Lin Qian, and Lin Qian finally said: "Thank you stranger, you really gave me a lot of courage, looking forward to the next chat with you, say goodbye for the time being, I went to work!" ”

"Haha~ See? Sister personally went out to help you pick up girls, it's a piece of cake......"

Shangguan Ziyan looked at Zhao Ziqiang very stinkyly, and Zhao Ziqiang didn't know whether her happiness was true or not, so he said honestly: "Ziyan! I'm really not picking up girls, I'll tell you the truth, I was put on a gun to complete the task this time, and the woman you're chatting with is ugly and can't see anyone! ”

"What's going on? Does anyone else dare to threaten you......"

The forced smile on Shangguan Ziyan's face disappeared, and she looked at Zhao Ziqiang in shock, and Zhao Ziqiang opened the drawer and threw out his army. After briefly explaining the matter, Shangguan Ziyan was immediately shocked and speechless.

"Alas~ Ziyan! You're the first person I've ever met here, and you're pretty much the first to know all my secrets, and you're the first to know about it......"

Zhao Ziqiang looked at Shangguan Ziyan with a sincere face and said, "If I don't have to do it, I dare to pick up girls in front of you?" I haven't been a bastard to this extent, I've always treated you like family! ”

"Don't tell me nice things, you're going to get into some weird mess all day long......"

Shangguan Ziyan's eyes jumped up in a panic, and she looked at the army carefully. After the official certificate, I heard her say helplessly: "Okay, okay! I...... I'll trust you once, if this woman sends another message, you'll come to me, but don't live up to my trust, if you dare to lie to me again, you'll die! ”

"Haha~ This is my good baby, come over and give my brother a ......"

Zhao Ziqiang laughed and stood up, but Shangguan Ziyan glanced at him with disgust, and hurriedly disappeared with a big broom.