it! To live is torture!

Am I a special person, okay? In front of me, there is a woman who may have had some relationship with me, without clothes, and with a very complicated personality!

Ouyang's grandson will be a doorman in the future, and he is not so capable of provoking right and wrong: "Section Chief Wang, this bald head has fainted!" ”

I really can't speak, or I'll scold him!"

This grandson has no eyesight at all: "Section Chief Wang, this guy wants to smoke!" Damn, no one cares about his little brothers! Do we want to save lives? ”

The painful torment continues, and a group of idiots who say cool things have no consciousness at all, only me and Su Diao are complexes, suffering from torment, and I am reminded of an old saying: Who hurts, who knows!

……

Finally, after a full ten years of electrotherapy, Su Diao Complex and I completed the healing process!

Although I was very careful, I always inadvertently touched certain parts, so as soon as the old injury was gone, the new injury was accompanied, and suddenly there were a lot of needles and holes on my body!

After putting on the clothes that Morning Glory threw in, I nodded at Su Diao's complex, and after confirming that she was fine, I pushed open the table wall, only to see a bunch of people sitting in a circle at the door to study something, and outside the door, about 200 people were looking inside in panic.

In an instant, shouts, screams, and worships became one another.

I hurriedly raised my hand to signal everyone to be quiet, and quietly walked towards the circle at the door, and when I walked to the front and back, I patted Yideng's shoulder: "What's the situation?" ”

When Yideng turned around and saw me, he showed a natural look, and then calmly said to me: "It seems to be a sheep crazy!" ”

I squeezed through the crowd and finally entered the innermost circle, where I saw a skinny bald man lying on the ground, about forty years old, convulsed, with the whites of his eyes turned up, foaming at the mouth, and a slipper in his mouth.

I asked Vice President Lin next to me blankly, "You got it?" ”

Vice President Lin hurriedly shook his head: "It has nothing to do with us, if it weren't for Master Yideng sacrificing a slipper, this guy would have bitten off his tongue and died!" ”

I asked, "How can this happen all of a sudden?" ”

Vice President Lin looked innocent: "I observed for a while and found that he seemed to have been electrocuted, you see ......" said, Vice President Lin pointed to the thin and bald body: "He seems to have accidentally touched the wire, I estimate that the wire is leaking!" ”

I really wanted to slap him: "Then why didn't you save him?" ”

Vice President Lin smiled evilly: "I don't know what they think, anyway, I want to observe the reflection of normal people electrocution!" ”

"......" I didn't say a word, hurriedly ran to the middle, and dragged the thin bald head that was about to die, at present, for me, as long as I am not injured, this voltage can not hurt me at all, and the general effect is similar to a massage!

I jerked my skinny, bald face: "Hey, wake up!" Paralyzed, wake up! Damn, don't wake up and stab you......"

After smoking for about ten minutes, the thin bald head did not wake up, and I hurriedly shouted: "Who has a fast-acting heart pill?" Aspirin works too! Damn, hurry up! ”

Everyone was in a panic, and they saw a tall little brother with a thin and bald head, who looked like a flagpole, raised his hand and said to me, "I have this!" ”

I hurried over, but as if he had lost faith in life, he shouted, "Paralysis, don't come here, if you come again, I'll swallow all the medicine!" ”

"......" I was stunned and smiled bitterly: "Dude, why are you going out with medicine?" ”

Flagpole said shyly: "Our fifth brother has a heart attack, and usually this quick-acting medicine is on me!" ”

I sighed: "If you don't give me medicine again, I'm afraid that you can only give your fifth brother a grave in the future!" ”

The flagpole suddenly realized, and threw the medicine bottle: "Eat three!" My fifth brother's heart has been bridged! ”

I pointed at the idiots around me: "It's all about learning a little, this is called a friend!" Don't be so heartless! ”

……

Two minutes later, the thin bald head in my arms finally woke up, his eyes first panicked, and then a burst of guilt: ", I'm sick again, right?" Dude, thank you, I'll ask my little brother to send you a pennant tomorrow! By the way, where am I? ”

I was almost amused by this teaser: "Dude, my name is Wang Damin, you don't remember what you are doing, do you?" ”

The thin bald head was stunned for a moment, hurriedly pushed away my embrace, struggled to stand up, and touched his body for a long time, and finally found two short knives, and then, this guy played a set of knife techniques in front of hundreds of people.

Yideng nodded and praised from time to time: "This kid has the style I had back then!" ”

It's hard to squeeze a lamp: ", this can't be the blood you left behind when you asked for food, right?" ”

The thin bald head was not calm at that time, and in the next short minute, the double knives in his hand fell no less than twenty times!

I was puzzled and asked the flagpole next to me, "Can you tell me, what do you boss mean by this?" ”

The flagpole pretended to be mysterious and said: "You are not from the rivers and lakes, of course you don't understand the importance of face!" ”

……

Half an hour later, with bursts of applause, the thin bald head finally stopped performing, and after making a gesture to close, he took a knife, pointed at me and asked, "Sun Tzu, are you Wang Damin?" ”

I nodded, "Dude, do you have any advice?" ”

The thin bald head turned pale: "The set of knife techniques just now can be regarded as returning your favor, let me tell you, today I am also entrusted by others, as the saying goes, collect money from people and eliminate disasters from people, don't blame me for being ruthless!" ”

I took advantage of the thin and bald head to take advantage of the lack of attention, and snatched a short knife: "Do you want to stab me?" ”

The thin bald head who folded a weapon was obviously a little timid: "So what? ”

I smiled contemptuously: "To put it mildly, those people under you are not enough for my friends to stuff their teeth, I have a way, simple, clear, and able to vent hatred, but I don't know if you dare to play?" ”

The thin bald head snorted coldly: "I, Wei Lao Wu, can be regarded as going south and north for fifteen years, what haven't I seen?" What tricks haven't you played? Damn, if I'm afraid of you, I'll mess with you in the future! ”

Right in the middle!

I bared my teeth and said, "Today, let's play with knives!" ”

Perhaps shocked by my expression, Wei Wuyi got up, jumped back two meters, held a short knife in his hand, and asked with difficulty: "What kind of play?" ”

I was overjoyed: "Fifth Master Wei is really a hero, our method is called self-harm!" The knife in the hands of the two of us is the same, the comparison is the guts, the play is that we use a short knife at the same time to insert ourselves, to see who insists for a long time, to see who inserts more times, of course, the play is exciting, we can not be less than two inches in the length of each knife into the body, otherwise it is a girl! In order to show sincerity, I can first insert a knife to show sincerity! ”

Suddenly, the four hundred or so people around me burst into laughter, and Vice President Lin made fun of me: ", aren't you bullying people?" ”

President Zhao still has some chivalrous spirit, and scoffs at my approach: "I'll go, Lao Wang, aren't you disgusting?" If you want me to say, it's better to compare than to plug in your brains! By the way, I really don't know about your brain's ability to repair! ”

The thin bald head didn't seem to understand what I meant, and it was even more incomprehensible to everyone's laughter: "2B, you're so brain-dead, aren't you?" ”

I snorted coldly: "Since you're here, don't play, it's boring, everyone who is my Wang Damin's friend has listened well, before the end of the competition, this group of people is not allowed to leave the venue!" ”

In an instant, more than 400 people flew and climbed the wall, and moved outside the door of the conference room in a blink of an eye.

The thin-headed and bald-headed subordinates are all like grandsons, piled up in a ball, and they don't dare to let go of their farts!

I sneered, and stabbed myself in the thigh with a short knife: "Fifth Master Wei, it's your turn!" ”

……

Twenty minutes later, my phone suddenly remembered, and when I saw it, it was still Feng Gongzi.

I threw the phone to Wei Wu, only to hear Wei Wu scolding and saying, "Five-five-five-five, are you?" Let me tell you, uncle, I have already worshiped Brother Wang as my brother, paralysis, Grandson Feng, uncle will be inseparable from you in the future! ”

Morning glory slashed at my phone with a kitchen knife, almost cutting off Wei Wu's nose, Wei Wu hurriedly explained: "Sister, let's talk about our own generations, I really don't mean to take advantage of you!" ”